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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:04:42 AM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario. A copy pasta is born. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:05:14 AM EST
[#2]
No deal. A year is just a blink of an eye.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:05:30 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario.  |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:06:11 AM EST
[#4]
Your post has a flaw. A few days before I am mauled to death, I corkscrew my F14 into the ground.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:06:35 AM EST
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:15:50 AM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: OP has been watching old episodes of "Kolchak: The Night Stalker" on MeTV. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0304434/ I remember that episode, heart cut out beats being eaten alive though |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:21:27 AM EST
[#7]
I'd rather die of old age after getting to see my son grow in a healthy, moral grown man. I already banged all kinds of poon and did a bunch of dumb shit.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:27:50 AM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yes she will play with your ass. While that other guy in the thread watches. Both your fantasies fulfilled. But you get mauled a year later. Would you do it? Feels good, man. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:31:26 AM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nah. I'm good. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:35:50 AM EST
[#10]
I’d pass on the deal then end up getting mauled by 4 pitbulls while out for a walk a year later.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:43:20 AM EST
[#11]
No. Just give me that gal smoking the cigarettes and holding the 1895 revolver for a normal life and I'm good.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:46:01 AM EST
[#12]
never put the pussy on a pedestal, OP. Damn
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:47:48 AM EST
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Quoted: Right so imagine you are offered a deal that basically says you get to have sex with any women (plural) you want, as much as you want, unlimited women... celebrity, porn star, neighbor's 19yr old daughter, girl in the drive thru, whoever, and that includes two or three girls at once, at will, every hour of every day for the next year straight, just snap your fingers and bam they are begging for the dick, bang out whoever you want, as much as you want, whenever you want. Different girl an hour and I'll throw in unlimited erections for you older folk. And then on top of that you get unlimited cash for that entire year, buy f-14 jets, and night vision, an island, and other cool shit. Anything you want you can buy, except bear spray and lion repellant which leads me to the next part... BUT the trade off is that at the end of the year you have to get mauled to death by a wild lion, and a hungry grizzly bear, both of which will eat you alive from each end, so maybe the lion eating your face while the bear starts with the legs, and you can't run away because your ballsack is tied to a tree with 10feet of 550 cord. again you can't circumvent the mauling by buying snipers on overwatch to take out the lion or having your balls be detachable etc. would you accept that deal? Does your daddy (or mommy) know you're using their Arfcom account? |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:49:25 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario. And your nuts are still tied to the tree. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:50:19 AM EST
[#15]
Nope, pass. Seems like a rather empty and unfullfilling existence, and a short lived one at that.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:50:27 AM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 30 years and I'd think about it. Then again with a full year of unlimited snu snu and money, I could end on my own terms before the mauling. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:53:35 AM EST
[#17]
Never.
I would never waste my time thinking up these silly hypotheticals either. Spending hours reading weird posts in GD is a much better use of my time! |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:55:23 AM EST
[#18]
Sheeeit, I do that now minus the different women (plural) and stupid play money.
I'll never see a Lion in the wild and I killed that fucking bear. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:57:59 AM EST
[#19]
Quoted: Right so imagine you are offered a deal that basically says you get to have sex with any women (plural) you want, as much as you want, unlimited women... celebrity, porn star, neighbor's 19yr old daughter, girl in the drive thru, whoever, and that includes two or three girls at once, at will, every hour of every day for the next year straight, just snap your fingers and bam they are begging for the dick, bang out whoever you want, as much as you want, whenever you want. Different girl an hour and I'll throw in unlimited erections for you older folk. And then on top of that you get unlimited cash for that entire year, buy f-14 jets, and night vision, an island, and other cool shit. Anything you want you can buy, except bear spray and lion repellant which leads me to the next part... BUT the trade off is that at the end of the year you have to get mauled to death by a wild lion, and a hungry grizzly bear, both of which will eat you alive from each end, so maybe the lion eating your face while the bear starts with the legs, and you can't run away because your ballsack is tied to a tree with 10feet of 550 cord. again you can't circumvent the mauling by buying snipers on overwatch to take out the lion or having your balls be detachable etc. would you accept that deal? Sex before marriage is a sin. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:58:42 AM EST
[#20]
Another post by a 10 or 12 year old.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 8:59:35 AM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nope, pass. Seems like a rather empty and unfullfilling existence, and a short lived one at that. Exactly. In this thread we learn who doesn't understand the difference between quantity and quality...or those who have never been able to get quantity. Unlimited sex loses the appeal after awhile, even if you throw in all the different equipment, clothing, devices, machines, and toys imaginable. The only person that would find the OPs proposition desirable would be men who just want to dominate women as a conquest and think it gives meaning to their life. But honestly a month into dominating whoever you want whenever you want the guy would realize it means nothing and he apparently sucks at dominating since his itch has never been fully scratched. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:01:12 AM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Another post by a 10 or 12 year old. Seems like it but from a 2006 account? If they signed up as a newborn they would at least be 18 now. Very odd thread for that old of an account unless his kid took it over. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:03:28 AM EST
[#23]
Quoted: Right so imagine you are offered a deal that basically says you get to have sex with any women (plural) you want, as much as you want, unlimited women... celebrity, porn star, neighbor's 19yr old daughter, girl in the drive thru, whoever, and that includes two or three girls at once, at will, every hour of every day for the next year straight, just snap your fingers and bam they are begging for the dick, bang out whoever you want, as much as you want, whenever you want. Different girl an hour and I'll throw in unlimited erections for you older folk. And then on top of that you get unlimited cash for that entire year, buy f-14 jets, and night vision, an island, and other cool shit. Anything you want you can buy, except bear spray and lion repellant which leads me to the next part... BUT the trade off is that at the end of the year you have to get mauled to death by a wild lion, and a hungry grizzly bear, both of which will eat you alive from each end, so maybe the lion eating your face while the bear starts with the legs, and you can't run away because your ballsack is tied to a tree with 10feet of 550 cord. again you can't circumvent the mauling by buying snipers on overwatch to take out the lion or having your balls be detachable etc. would you accept that deal? The obvious answer....  King Missile - Detachable Penis |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:04:50 AM EST
[#24]
Quoted: Right so imagine you are offered a deal that basically says you get to have sex with any women (plural) you want, as much as you want, unlimited women... celebrity, porn star, neighbor's 19yr old daughter, girl in the drive thru, whoever, and that includes two or three girls at once, at will, every hour of every day for the next year straight, just snap your fingers and bam they are begging for the dick, bang out whoever you want, as much as you want, whenever you want. Different girl an hour and I'll throw in unlimited erections for you older folk. And then on top of that you get unlimited cash for that entire year, buy f-14 jets, and night vision, an island, and other cool shit. Anything you want you can buy, except bear spray and lion repellant which leads me to the next part... BUT the trade off is that at the end of the year you have to get mauled to death by a wild lion, and a hungry grizzly bear, both of which will eat you alive from each end, so maybe the lion eating your face while the bear starts with the legs, and you can't run away because your ballsack is tied to a tree with 10feet of 550 cord. again you can't circumvent the mauling by buying snipers on overwatch to take out the lion or having your balls be detachable etc. would you accept that deal? > Go back to > Your Green Text Hell > > Burma Shave |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:06:08 AM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
I'll pass. But, can I watch? |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:06:11 AM EST
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn't. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn't matter, I'm going to make its asshole look like Predator's face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I'm in its lungs and it's near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the "Kobayashi Mufasa". I don't believe in the no win scenario.  Copy paste winner 2024 |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:07:30 AM EST
[#27]
Free loading attitude to the max.
Hell, no. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:10:30 AM EST
[#28]
That’s retarded.
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:12:09 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I kinda already have this deal. But, sex with one woman by choice. I can buy anything I want. I could even buy a Mig and fly the piss out of it. I’d be broke in a few years, but not eaten by animals. I’m trying to remember if I was ever desperate enough where this deal would sound interesting. Nope. I was never that desperate or horny. I think You have a Mauling fetish OP. You’re not really into this for the women or the flying. Reminds me of this: A hunter goes into the woods to hunt a bear. He carries his trusty 30.06 rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your throat out and eat you, or you can drop your trousers, bend over, and I’ll make you squeal like a pig...” The hunter decides that anything is better than death, so he drops his trousers and bends over; and the bear does what he said he would do. After the bear has left, the hunter pulls up his trousers and staggers back into town. He’s pretty mad. He buys a much larger gun and returns to the forest. He sees the same bear, aims, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “You know what to do.” Afterward, the hunter pulls up his trousers, crawls back into town, and buys a bazooka. Now he’s really mad. He returns to the forest, sees the bear, aims, and fires. The force of the bazooka blast knocks him flat on his back. When the smoke clears, the bear is standing over him and says, “You’re not doing this for the hunting, are you?” I love a good story from Ancient China. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:15:01 AM EST
[#30]
I get that now. Why would I consider that deal?????
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:15:22 AM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And your nuts are still tied to the tree. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn't. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn't matter, I'm going to make its asshole look like Predator's face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I'm in its lungs and it's near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the "Kobayashi Mufasa". I don't believe in the no win scenario. And your nuts are still tied to the tree. Some men pay extra for that sort of thing. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:16:32 AM EST
[#32]
HOLY SHIT THAT FIRST POST!!!
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:23:24 AM EST
[#33]
Why would I volunteer to get mauled to death just to keep living my normal life?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:36:28 AM EST
[#34]
That’s my life right now. Except, I killed all the lions and bears on my island estate… ??
Public Service Announcement: You can halt any animal attack, even trained K9s, by shoving your fingers up their rectum. Stops them dead in their tracks and takes the fight right out of them. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:44:14 AM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 30 years and I'd think about it. Yeah, 1 year ain't enough for that ending. :D |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 9:57:43 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario.  "...and this is key..." "The day of the lion..." Thanks, I needed this. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:07:48 AM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Easy, take the deal. I would spend the first 1-2 months plowing my way through tier one snatch because who wouldn’t. Then I would start a training regiment of fucking bigger and bigger women. More aggressive women. I would focus on building strength in my legs and hips for thrusting power, and penile strength for stabbing. By month 11 I would be a sexual weapon of mass destruction, capable of splitting any stench trench on the planet in half. The day of the lion, I am taking some pre-workout supplements and entering the ring with the beast. As soon as the animal is released, and this is key, I run towards it and proceed to slam it home. Male or female lion, it doesn’t matter, I’m going to make its asshole look like Predator’s face with my first thrust. Within 30 seconds I’m in its lungs and it’s near death, all due to training and a can do spirit. After I have killed it, I snap my fingers towards the nearest woman and continue my cock crusade. No wiping off, no nothing, and the women love it. I wrote books about my best practices and go on a talk show tour, sharing with everyone my approach that is now known as the “Kobayashi Mufasa”. I don’t believe in the no win scenario. You sir, are the first new member i've seen in a while, that's going to fit in perfectly here, well done.  As for me, no deal. When I was young I got unlimited tail, now that i'm old I don't need unlimited tail. So that part of the deal is a non-starter. And the money's not worth it by itself. But I think most any man, given unlimited money, would find a way to cheat the deal's death part before it even got close to time. I would. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:14:27 AM EST
[#38]
Can I fly my Migs to any place I want and do what I want?
Start WW3 maybe? Bomb these college campuses and all the liberal dip shit protestors? Bomb Shitcago and SF as well as others and the homes of Barry Sotero and Nancy P? etc? If so, I'm all IN. but in reality, I'm out. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:22:57 AM EST
[#39]
Coomer thread
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:27:41 AM EST
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:34:34 AM EST
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:35:05 AM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I had that deal but rather than getting my nuts chewed off by a bear I got old, married and had kids.  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:36:37 AM EST
[#43]
Pics of your neighbor's 19 year old daughter?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:43:14 AM EST
[#44]
Can I hire several doctors to put me into a drug induced coma, while I am being eaten alive?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:46:46 AM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nope, pass. Seems like a rather empty and unfullfilling existence, and a short lived one at that. Been divorced 3 years. Yes, trying to find happiness via girl after girl quickly becomes an empty and unfulfilling. It’s infinitely harder to find a girl that won't fuck on a first date, than one that will. Hell, I quickly gave up on the date part and just invited them over. Current girl I’m seeing drove 3 hours and was naked within 30 seconds of walking through the door. If I can do it, anybody can, and does. Damn sure not going to get mauled to death to continue this. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:49:12 AM EST
[#46]
Shit I'd take that deal for just 6 months. 2 chicks at once while flying an f14 mach 1 close flybys like maverick? Hell yeah brother. But that f14 better have missiles and guns coz I'm gonna fuck some shit up majorly.
Plus the whole point in life is to pass off your genes. If I could father a shit ton of kids in an f14 for 6 months I'd consider my self a success and could die a happy man knowing I'd created a whole shitload of kids. Plus. 2 chicks man. 2 chicks. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 10:49:16 AM EST
[#47]
Can I command the lion to maul others in this, my last year?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 11:02:10 AM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Shit I'd take that deal for just 6 months. 2 chicks at once while flying an f14 mach 1 close flybys like maverick? Hell yeah brother. But that f14 better have missiles and guns coz I'm gonna fuck some shit up majorly. Plus the whole point in life is to pass off your genes. If I could father a shit ton of kids in an f14 for 6 months I'd consider my self a success and could die a happy man knowing I'd created a whole shitload of kids. Plus. 2 chicks man. 2 chicks. Dude, with minimal effort that's easy.. Minus the f14. One girl changed her dating profile to girl for girl, and profile to wanting a 3rd. We would thumbs up or down other girls together. Others expressed interest in it. The less romantic I was about a long term relationship, the more they let their inside freak out, and I’ve seen shit I didn't know really existed. Several here have mentioned, think quality over quantity, Quantity is easy, finding quality seems damn near impossible. |
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Posted: 5/2/2024 11:07:09 AM EST
[#49]
How am I going to get mauled to death if I live on a state of the art airship full of women?
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Posted: 5/2/2024 11:07:11 AM EST
[#50]
This happened to the Anabaptist cultists in Muenster germany irl, except not lions and bears.
Jon Van Lieden and his buddies staged a takeover over the city, had the common people convinced that they were witnessing end times, and proceeded to eat all the food and have sex with all the women over the next period of months/years that the city was under siege from authorities. It ended with ringleaders having all their skin and muscle tissue removed with red hot implements while forced to be alive and conscious for the span of one hour, measured by a hourglass. If they passed out, the hourglass was paused. |
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