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Posted: 4/3/2016 2:15:42 AM EDT
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I'm waiting for King Ecbert's answer to Kwintrith's question:
"How does it feel to be so close to death?!" Yeah, fucker! Howzat feel?! Crazy bitch has'im there! 
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Posted: 4/3/2016 2:17:34 AM EDT
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I've watched the latest episode a few times. The severed head that Ragnar is talking to near the end looks almost like Siegfried, the big Viking who was beheaded during the siege of Paris. Can't be him, though... ? The 'hold my pigtails' guy!? Classic. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:30:32 PM EDT
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New episode coming up, looks to be good. Princess cray cray with a knife.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 9:47:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: New episode coming up, looks to be good. Princess cray cray with a knife. In medieval Wessex, crazy stick it in you. |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 10:56:44 PM EDT
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Wow. No tickee, no laundry.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:00:20 PM EDT
[#6]
No Chinese girl anymore.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:10:01 PM EDT
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Look what you've made me become.
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:13:23 PM EDT
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Another episode with lots of
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Writers are taking just a wee bit much creative liberty. 
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:17:13 PM EDT
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I liked it. A low of "wow" in that episode!
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:17:14 PM EDT
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WTH
Did I see a Vikings commercial that said only 2 episodes left?  |
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Posted: 4/7/2016 11:18:20 PM EDT
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I read an article somewhere that she was disillusioned with the series and /or the character, and moved on to other roles. Like all the other wimmenz in the show, she was pretty hot. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vikingstv/images/8/8b/Porunnseason3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150307191801 http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gaia-weiss-baard-lunde-for-so-chic-magazine-summer-2015-_1_thumbnail.jpg Sorta got fucked up a little - ran into a sword. 
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So what happened to Porunn, Bjorn's love from Season 3? She went into battle with him, was badly injured and disfigured mid-season, but didn't show up for Season 4. She was also pregnant with his child. Did she die, did he dump her, or has she been placed on temporary hold? http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/02/vikings_s3_porunn-E.jpeg She left her kid with Bjorn (well his stepmother more than him). She's the little girl wanting to play with the Aslaug's boy who didn't go with Ragnar. I read an article somewhere that she was disillusioned with the series and /or the character, and moved on to other roles. Like all the other wimmenz in the show, she was pretty hot. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vikingstv/images/8/8b/Porunnseason3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150307191801 http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gaia-weiss-baard-lunde-for-so-chic-magazine-summer-2015-_1_thumbnail.jpg Sorta got fucked up a little - ran into a sword.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/0ca09f7884d9bc657933de386bcdbb03/tumblr_nm0rugauCN1uq7gf7o1_500.jpg Holy shit they can make stuff look real nowadays |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 12:30:00 AM EDT
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WTH Did I see a Vikings commercial that said only 2 episodes left? Saw that. I thought it was 20 episodes? |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 12:43:02 AM EDT
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WTH Did I see a Vikings commercial that said only 2 episodes left? Saw that. I thought it was 20 episodes? Me too. I can't be the only one glad that Chinese bitch is gone now ragnar can get off the Chinese medicine |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 1:14:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Me too. I can't be the only one glad that Chinese bitch is gone now ragnar can get off the Chinese medicine Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: WTH Did I see a Vikings commercial that said only 2 episodes left? Saw that. I thought it was 20 episodes? Me too. I can't be the only one glad that Chinese bitch is gone now ragnar can get off the Chinese medicine Well, I guess I wasn't seeing things. I thought it was a longer season as well. Maybe a mistake? Yeah, the daughter of the Emperor was trying to manipulate Ragnar, and the drugs have baked his brain. The "lets hoist the boats and drag them across land past the towers and chain" plan is either brilliant, or a touch of insanity. Maybe both. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 1:25:38 AM EDT
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There are 20 episodes this season, but I read that they are gonna play half of them, take a break (not sure how long), then play the other half.
Yeah, bloody episode with lots of deaths. Will miss the hot Chinese chick. Kwynthreth and Odo, not so much. And I hate Ragnars new wife, always have, so for her to be hurt and crazed made me happy. Great episode! |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 2:17:40 AM EDT
[#16]
Well, slap me naked and hide my clothes! That was 7 kinds of fukdup from Thursday! |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 2:38:14 AM EDT
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Another episode with lots of .
Writers are taking just a wee bit much creative liberty. Creative liberty? Other than some historical names. Just about nothing is even close lol. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 3:24:41 AM EDT
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Creative liberty? Other than some historical names. Just about nothing is even close lol. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Another episode with lots of .
Writers are taking just a wee bit much creative liberty. Creative liberty? Other than some historical names. Just about nothing is even close lol. did he really just say "too much creative liberty" about a show that is very loosely based on a vague blend of legend and history? |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 4:16:01 AM EDT
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Will miss the hot Chinese chick. Kwynthreth and Odo, not so much. The only thing sad about Odo dying is that means there won't be any other uncensored stills from the European version of that hot chick he like to do S&M stuff with. There's a few on google and Bing if one were to look 
Decent episode, hated the Chinese chick. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 9:17:16 AM EDT
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The "lets hoist the boats and drag them across land past the towers and chain" plan is either brilliant, or a touch of insanity. Maybe both. The show is a conflation of mythical and historic people and events. And yes, the Vikings really did drag their boats cross country to get upstream of Paris and attack that way. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 9:42:24 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The show is a conflation of mythical and historic people and events. And yes, the Vikings really did drag their boats cross country to get upstream of Paris and attack that way. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The "lets hoist the boats and drag them across land past the towers and chain" plan is either brilliant, or a touch of insanity. Maybe both. The show is a conflation of mythical and historic people and events. And yes, the Vikings really did drag their boats cross country to get upstream of Paris and attack that way. Realized the first part. Hadn't studied their history enough for the second - thanks. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 9:51:07 AM EDT
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What was the bit about Bjorn getting shot while hoisting a boat up the cliff?
And too bad about Kwinthreth (sp?) She added some crazy, and some good twists to the show. And was kinda hot. Judith is becoming quite the piece of work, too. Nice rack, also.  Is there still time for Lagertha and Ragnar to hook back up, now that he is out of drugs, and his dealer failed the float test? |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 10:23:06 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What was the bit about Bjorn getting shot while hoisting a boat up the cliff? And too bad about Kwinthreth (sp?) She added some crazy, and some good twists to the show. And was kinda hot. Judith is becoming quite the piece of work, too. Nice rack, also. Is there still time for Lagertha and Ragnar to hook back up, now that he is out of drugs, and his dealer failed the float test? Premonition? From the preview of next week, it looks like his GF's hubby (Horik's son) forces her to try and kill him in order to keep the little turd from killing her son (he's already told her he'd do so). I hope she turns the crossbow on the little shit. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 12:23:48 PM EDT
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This episode rocked!
I am happy to see the Chinese Emperor's (if she was) daughter go, and glad to see Ragnar getting back into the mix instead of sitting n the sidelines tripping. I am not sure what is going on with the French Emperor. I would have expected him to try to get proof on Odo, rather than just deciding who to believe. The king of Wessex (and Mercia) is one twisted, evil dude. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 1:44:41 PM EDT
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This episode rocked!I am happy to see the Chinese Emperor's (if she was) daughter go, and glad to see Ragnar getting back into the mix instead of sitting n the sidelines tripping. I am not sure what is going on with the French Emperor. I would have expected him to try to get proof on Odo, rather than just deciding who to believe. The king of Wessex (and Mercia) is one twisted, evil dude. He's just ambitious.
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Posted: 4/8/2016 4:03:54 PM EDT
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There are 20 episodes this season, but I read that they are gonna play half of them, take a break (not sure how long), then play the other half... From what I read, they take a break in the show to allow Bjorn and his half brothers, especially Ivar, to age so they can take over when Ragnar gets dumped into King Aelle's snake pit. Even though Ivar's physically handicapped, he turns out to be a formidable strategist. There are also tales of him being carried into battle on a shield. Episode summaries here. CAUTION: May contain spoilers. |
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Posted: 4/8/2016 5:16:30 PM EDT
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I had to laugh at the two brothers kissing ragnars butt when he said they were pulling the boats cross country
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Posted: 4/8/2016 11:04:21 PM EDT
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As I said the French Emperor isn't the coward or weirdo he's playing at. I think he was selling it so Odo would become over-confident, try to play his hand, knowing somebody would sell him out to get in the Emp's good graces. Then the lame attempt to dislodge Rollo because he doesn't believe he's really a "Christian". I was waiting for the Emperor to jump up and scream "No shit sherlock, did we hire him to be a priest or swing an ax?"
Regardless, Odo's fate was sealed when daughter said she was pregnant. She may not even be...yet. She's smart and could maybe sense the way the winds were blowing, she's used to "palace politics" in a way that Rollo isn't. Chinese chick definitely over-played her hand. She thought she was not only "free" but had Ragnar by the balls with the dope and his secret. Seems she forgot that he's the King and she's a nobody and put together a better plan. And did I hear Ragnar say "I don't want Paris I want Rome?" or something like that at the end? I recall that they never really "conquer" Paris and take any land per se (other than Rollo's gift). But basically just extort the French with the threat of another attack. Like, "send a ship with 10 chests of silver every Fall or we'll send 500 boats full of Vikings every Spring" is the arrangement I thought they finally settled on. If that's what he said, and I still need to re-watch then that would make a sweet target. Wouldn't have to cross the Alps, if they could get back on the river past Paris and find their way to the Med they could really do some damage. Of course if you get back to the river after Paris you can attack it from the rear, but I doubt Rollo wouldn't be prepared. He knows how his brother's mind works. Rome is probably the largest city in the world at the time and you've got plenty of other minor kingdoms to ally with or plunder all around them, Naples, etc. Going to be interesting going forward. Finehair and Dead King's Son and all their men have to die, preferably by Rollo but if not by Ragnar. Less people to split the treasure with anyway. He and Lagartha should hook back up but according to the sagas i don't think they ever do. |
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Posted: 4/9/2016 12:40:26 AM EDT
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As I said the French Emperor isn't the coward or weirdo he's playing at. I think he was selling it so Odo would become over-confident, try to play his hand, knowing somebody would sell him out to get in the Emp's good graces. Then the lame attempt to dislodge Rollo because he doesn't believe he's really a "Christian". I was waiting for the Emperor to jump up and scream "No shit sherlock, did we hire him to be a priest or swing an ax?" Regardless, Odo's fate was sealed when daughter said she was pregnant. She may not even be...yet. She's smart and could maybe sense the way the winds were blowing, she's used to "palace politics" in a way that Rollo isn't. Chinese chick definitely over-played her hand. She thought she was not only "free" but had Ragnar by the balls with the dope and his secret. Seems she forgot that he's the King and she's a nobody and put together a better plan. And did I hear Ragnar say "I don't want Paris I want Rome?" or something like that at the end? I recall that they never really "conquer" Paris and take any land per se (other than Rollo's gift). But basically just extort the French with the threat of another attack. Like, "send a ship with 10 chests of silver every Fall or we'll send 500 boats full of Vikings every Spring" is the arrangement I thought they finally settled on. If that's what he said, and I still need to re-watch then that would make a sweet target. Wouldn't have to cross the Alps, if they could get back on the river past Paris and find their way to the Med they could really do some damage. Of course if you get back to the river after Paris you can attack it from the rear, but I doubt Rollo wouldn't be prepared. He knows how his brother's mind works. Rome is probably the largest city in the world at the time and you've got plenty of other minor kingdoms to ally with or plunder all around them, Naples, etc. Going to be interesting going forward. Finehair and Dead King's Son and all their men have to die, preferably by Rollo but if not by Ragnar. Less people to split the treasure with anyway. He and Lagartha should hook back up but according to the sagas i don't think they ever do. Ragnar said Rollo, not Rome. He wants to tangle with his brother, Paris be damned. Actually, if you've seen Bjorn looking at the map of Europe he took during their first visit to Paris (he called it his destiny), he will one day sail into the Mediterranean, getting as far as Italy. He did attack what he thought was Rome, but wasn't. |
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Posted: 4/11/2016 10:19:48 PM EDT
[#30]
Vikings is a damn soap opera this season.
Also, I now know who Ragnar's ol' lady looks like.  |
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Posted: 4/11/2016 11:53:27 PM EDT
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Saw the preview that showed Ragnar being encircled by snakes. As I recall, that's how history says he died, betrayed by England and thrown in a pit of vipers. 
Hope this isn't the last season. Maybe that's why they doubled the number of episodes this year. Maybe Ragnar dies. It also seems like they are setting up Bjorn and Ragnar's other sons too.....maybe the show could continue with them. As I recall, their exploits were even more incredible than Ragnar's. The actor said he is leaving the show, so yeah he gets tossed in a snake pit. |
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Posted: 4/12/2016 2:17:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Finehair and Dead King's Son and all their men have to die, preferably by Rollo but if not by Ragnar. Less people to split the treasure with anyway. He and Lagartha should hook back up but according to the sagas i don't think they ever do. |
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Posted: 4/12/2016 4:21:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Someone already posted that Finehair lives and goes on to become King of Norway. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Finehair and Dead King's Son and all their men have to die, preferably by Rollo but if not by Ragnar. Less people to split the treasure with anyway. He and Lagartha should hook back up but according to the sagas i don't think they ever do. I like those two characters for some reason, especially the younger brother. Those fuckers look fierce. |
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Posted: 4/12/2016 11:25:45 PM EDT
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The show is a conflation of mythical and historic people and events. And yes, the Vikings really did drag their boats cross country to get upstream of Paris and attack that way. Depending on where the forts were...they might be easy to get around...the river does meander a lot. But getting upstream of Paris would be miles of overland very near the city just looking at google earth. Do we know where they did this? ETA It seems the defense towers were built at Pitres. So looking at google, a few miles to get around. It also appears they moved the boats over land to escape, not to invade. And that Odo wasn't around during the first invasion...and that he successfully took over from the king of his time. I think I will just go back to watching Lagerthna and stop doing research now. |
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Posted: 4/13/2016 5:31:13 PM EDT
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The boat over land thing.
How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. |
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Posted: 4/13/2016 6:45:55 PM EDT
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The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. Cell phone tower coverage was pretty spotty back then.... |
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Posted: 4/13/2016 8:07:23 PM EDT
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The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. Day 1 <local> "Dude that is SO not going to work. Day 2 <local> "Holly s___! That's amazing! Junior, go tell tha sherr'f!" Day 3 <local pointing> <sherrif> "dang...not good!" Day 4 <sherrif> "They are moving their boats across Bert''s farm." <Noble> 
<sherrif> "I'm super-serial your highness!" Day 5 <local pointing> <sherrif pointing> <Noble's flunky> "Dang...not good!" And on and on. |
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Posted: 4/13/2016 9:03:30 PM EDT
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Couldn't believe he droned her
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Posted: 4/14/2016 11:02:46 PM EDT
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I thought the king of Frankia wanted to sleep with Therese... he's sleeping with her brother Roland?
ETA: Looks like Ragnar will be trippin' balls during the big fight next week!
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Posted: 4/15/2016 1:18:55 AM EDT
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What a pile of crap. All of that build up with King Horic's son just to have that weakling put a bolt through him
We get it, Ivar is going to be a ruthless tactical genius. Lots of WTF decisions this season. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 1:49:18 AM EDT
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So the emperor is a homo, Ragnar is still a strung out junkie, Ragnar's wife with the chin with a cock groove is becoming a Peg Bundy like worthless housewife, and who was the kid that was dead in the creek?
The second half of this season better deliver, this is first half has been thoroughly disappointing. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 2:06:09 AM EDT
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What were the boats pushing up the river towards the end of the show?
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Posted: 4/15/2016 2:16:58 AM EDT
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What were the boats pushing up the river towards the end of the show? Looks like platforms full of people which is pretty smart because the warriors won't wear their arms out rowing |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 8:38:19 AM EDT
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What were the boats pushing up the river towards the end of the show? Looks like platforms full of people which is pretty smart because the warriors won't wear their arms out rowing Yep. Floki built barges. Very good idea not only for the reason you stated, but they also won't have to use all of their boats for the attack. Also, I had to chuckle when the Emporor turned out to be gay. It kind of explained a few things, and makes me think that he had Odo executed because of a lover's spat. And it looks like the Francs have boats too. In the preview, they show Rollo in a boat with Franc soldiers rowing their asses off. Interesting. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 9:40:46 AM EDT
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"I want to sleep with your sister...but, wait! there's more!"
Gay Par-ee. 'Bone appetite'. 
Nice hipshot with the crossbow, too!
I like how Bjorn Gave the kid his dad's ring back. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 10:17:27 AM EDT
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"I want to sleep with your sister...but, wait! there's more!" Gay Par-ee. 'Bone appetite'.
Nice hipshot with the crossbow, too!
I like how Bjorn Gave the kid his dad's ring back. The one Bjorn took off the berserker the kid hired to kill him. Nice touch. 
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:20:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "I want to sleep with your sister...but, wait! there's more!" Gay Par-ee. 'Bone appetite'. Nice hipshot with the crossbow, too! I like how Bjorn Gave the kid his dad's ring back. When he said wait, there's more, I expected a threesome. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:22:51 PM EDT
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Cell phone tower coverage was pretty spotty back then.... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. Cell phone tower coverage was pretty spotty back then.... 
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:25:17 PM EDT
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I want to do bad things to Rolos wife.
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:30:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I want to do bad things to Rolos wife. I know right, she came off as psycho at first but now she's actually happy, and hot. |
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