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Posted: 4/15/2016 11:34:12 AM EST
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I know right, she came off as psycho at first but now she's actually happy, and hot. 
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I want to do bad things to Rolos wife.  I know right, she came off as psycho at first but now she's actually happy, and hot.
switched places with Princess Aslaug 
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Posted: 4/15/2016 11:47:48 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. They get gang raped and beheaded in their barn before they can get the word out? I know they only showed one incident, but I presume they were raiding for supplies and security on a daily basis. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:06:24 PM EST
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I read an article somewhere that she was disillusioned with the series and /or the character, and moved on to other roles. Like all the other wimmenz in the show, she was pretty hot. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vikingstv/images/8/8b/Porunnseason3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150307191801 http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gaia-weiss-baard-lunde-for-so-chic-magazine-summer-2015-_1_thumbnail.jpg Sorta got fucked up a little - ran into a sword. 
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So what happened to Porunn, Bjorn's love from Season 3? She went into battle with him, was badly injured and disfigured mid-season, but didn't show up for Season 4. She was also pregnant with his child. Did she die, did he dump her, or has she been placed on temporary hold? http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2015/02/vikings_s3_porunn-E.jpeg She left her kid with Bjorn (well his stepmother more than him). She's the little girl wanting to play with the Aslaug's boy who didn't go with Ragnar. I read an article somewhere that she was disillusioned with the series and /or the character, and moved on to other roles. Like all the other wimmenz in the show, she was pretty hot. http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/vikingstv/images/8/8b/Porunnseason3.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150307191801 http://celebmafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/gaia-weiss-baard-lunde-for-so-chic-magazine-summer-2015-_1_thumbnail.jpg Sorta got fucked up a little - ran into a sword.
http://36.media.tumblr.com/0ca09f7884d9bc657933de386bcdbb03/tumblr_nm0rugauCN1uq7gf7o1_500.jpg Ah yes - Porunn! Even considering whatever faults she might have had, how can any guy NOT like a girl who's character's name is just 2 letters away from the word "porn??"
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:23:42 PM EST
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They get gang raped and beheaded in their barn before they can get the word out? I know they only showed one incident, but I presume they were raiding for supplies and security on a daily basis. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. They get gang raped and beheaded in their barn before they can get the word out? I know they only showed one incident, but I presume they were raiding for supplies and security on a daily basis. Yeah, it's hard to run your suck with your head lopped off sitting on the kitchen table 
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:38:22 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Looks like platforms full of people which is pretty smart because the warriors won't wear their arms out rowing Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: What were the boats pushing up the river towards the end of the show? Looks like platforms full of people which is pretty smart because the warriors won't wear their arms out rowing Fighting platforms with wicker walls to soak up crossbow bolts and long spiked poles at the front for battering rams or to secure them to walls or enemy boats. The viking long boats are built for river and sea travel. These barges are built as invasion landing craft. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:46:36 PM EST
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At first I like the show but now I'm wishing somebody would wack more Vikings. Their fucking raiding and killing people reminds me of anybody else that takes shit that's not theirs. I'm supposed to think you're cool because your Vikings? Everyone needs their head split open with an ax. Viva Lafrance
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:58:33 PM EST
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At first I like the show but now I'm wishing somebody would wack more Vikings. Their fucking raiding and killing people reminds me of anybody else that takes shit that's not theirs. I'm supposed to think you're cool because your Vikings? Everyone needs their head split open with an ax. Viva Lafrance How do you think the Francs got their shit? |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 12:59:43 PM EST
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How do you think the Francs got their shit? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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At first I like the show but now I'm wishing somebody would wack more Vikings. Their fucking raiding and killing people reminds me of anybody else that takes shit that's not theirs. I'm supposed to think you're cool because your Vikings? Everyone needs their head split open with an ax. Viva Lafrance How do you think the Francs got their shit? Might made right in the old world. Most of this one too. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 1:01:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: How do you think the Francs got their shit? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: At first I like the show but now I'm wishing somebody would wack more Vikings. Their fucking raiding and killing people reminds me of anybody else that takes shit that's not theirs. I'm supposed to think you're cool because your Vikings? Everyone needs their head split open with an ax. Viva Lafrance How do you think the Francs got their shit? |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 1:12:45 PM EST
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Couldn't believe he droned her 
http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HR.85617494645&w=200&h=299&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 & stabbed her http://tse1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=OIP.M329843a89797a2f49b945542cb6f8b7ao0&w=199&h=299&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0&r=0 No Asian pussy for thousands of miles and you kill that fine piece of ass. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 1:20:05 PM EST
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So the emperor is a homo, Ragnar is still a strung out junkie, Ragnar's wife with the chin with a cock groove is becoming a Peg Bundy like worthless housewife, and who was the kid that was dead in the creek? The second half of this season better deliver, this is first half has been thoroughly disappointing. Bjorn's daughter with Porunn |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 2:41:54 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At first I like the show but now I'm wishing somebody would wack more Vikings. Their fucking raiding and killing people reminds me of anybody else that takes shit that's not theirs. I'm supposed to think you're cool because your Vikings? Everyone needs their head split open with an ax. Viva Lafrance Dan Carlin does a great piece on the Apaches explaining that a typical raid was like the Manson Family murders. The comparison was great, what we consider one of the most horrific crimes of our times was a way of life for them, and something a young male had to do a few times before he was considered a man. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 3:19:05 PM EST
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When he said wait, there's more, I expected a threesome. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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"I want to sleep with your sister...but, wait! there's more!" Gay Par-ee. 'Bone appetite'. 
Nice hipshot with the crossbow, too! 
I like how Bjorn Gave the kid his dad's ring back. When he said wait, there's more, I expected a threesome. I imagine it will end up being a threesome at some point with the Emporor playing the part of lucky Pierre.
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Posted: 4/15/2016 5:02:34 PM EST
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... who was the kid that was dead in the creek? ... Siggy, Floki's and Helga's Bjorn's daughter. She was named after the wife of Earl Haraldson who Ragnar killed in Series I. Floki Bjorn left her in the charge of Queen Aslaug. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 5:05:05 PM EST
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Siggy, Floki's daughter. She was named after the wife of the Earl who Ragnar killed in Series I. Floki left her in the charge of Queen Aslaug. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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... who was the kid that was dead in the creek? ... Siggy, Floki's daughter. She was named after the wife of the Earl who Ragnar killed in Series I. Floki left her in the charge of Queen Aslaug. You mean Bjorn's daughter? Floki's daughter died a few episodes back while he was tied up in the cave. |
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Posted: 4/15/2016 5:06:15 PM EST
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Right. Thanks for the correction.
King Aelle got fucked over good by King Ecbert. This is going to get interesting. I guess we'll have to wait for the second part of Season IV to see Ragnar feed Aelle's snakes. |
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Posted: 4/16/2016 9:05:05 PM EST
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So the emperor is a homo, Ragnar is still a strung out junkie, Ragnar's wife with the chin with a cock groove is becoming a Peg Bundy like worthless housewife, and who was the kid that was dead in the creek? The second half of this season better deliver, this is first half has been thoroughly disappointing. Bjorn's daughter with Porunn Wow I didn't catch that. Bjorn isn't going to be happy regardless of how he ignored her. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:01:25 PM EST
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Soon...
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:09:29 PM EST
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Weren't there a couple of men who watched them through the woods? I would imagine that word has gotten back to Rollo by now and he is preparing for them
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They get gang raped and beheaded in their barn before they can get the word out? I know they only showed one incident, but I presume they were raiding for supplies and security on a daily basis. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. They get gang raped and beheaded in their barn before they can get the word out? I know they only showed one incident, but I presume they were raiding for supplies and security on a daily basis. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:13:11 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Weren't there a couple of men who watched them through the woods? I would imagine that word has gotten back to Rollo by now and he is preparing for them Quote HistoryQuoted: Weren't there a couple of men who watched them through the woods? I would imagine that word has gotten back to Rollo by now and he is preparing for them Quoted: Quoted: The boat over land thing. How do the locals not rat you out and you get attacked over and over along the way? I'm okay with this season so far.. They get gang raped and beheaded in their barn before they can get the word out? I know they only showed one incident, but I presume they were raiding for supplies and security on a daily basis. Finehair and comapny visited their farm and had their way with the women and then killed them - referenced above. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 7:41:51 PM EST
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4hrs 18mins
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Posted: 4/21/2016 9:33:18 PM EST
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WOW! LOL All sorts of mayhem! And the king had Roland and Therese garroted! Did he even nail her first?
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Posted: 4/21/2016 9:35:54 PM EST
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Ugh, this show is getting hard to watch. A bunch of pansy ass franks beating the VIkings.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 9:41:27 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: WOW! LOL All sorts of mayhem! And the king had Roland and Therese garroted! Did he even nail her first? As someone postulated earlier in the thread - not nearly as weak as he appeared. Not sure if he bedded the sister. |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 9:45:47 PM EST
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Time jump, Magnus (Ragnar's child with Kwenthrith) is now 12 years old.
And Ragnar's on the lam! |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 9:48:42 PM EST
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Yeah - several years worth. Looks like the queen has made herself comfortable.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 10:07:26 PM EST
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WOW at first i was like wow, then i was like WOW!!
need to watch this one again |
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Posted: 4/21/2016 10:34:29 PM EST
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Yep, Ragnar is going to meet the snakes real soon.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 10:45:05 PM EST
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Looks like Bjorn's Med Vacation may be starting in the not too distant future.
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Posted: 4/21/2016 11:14:55 PM EST
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That whole episode was crazy. Is lagertha dead? I fucking hope not. Ragnars whole run away thing for awhile and come back thing was weird and I gotta wonder what's going on with Rollo. I can't fucking wait for the next season now
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Posted: 4/22/2016 12:43:12 AM EST
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ops I need mo drugs
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Posted: 4/22/2016 12:47:54 AM EST
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Wait wtf? time warp 10 + years?
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Posted: 4/22/2016 1:13:35 AM EST
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Lots of action!
Must re-watch! 
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Posted: 4/22/2016 1:17:08 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That whole episode was crazy. Is lagertha dead? I fucking hope not. Ragnars whole run away thing for awhile and come back thing was weird and I gotta wonder what's going on with Rollo. I can't fucking wait for the next season now Nooooooooooooooooooooo !!!! Was just a shoulder wound. With a fucking big sword. But she is one tough chick.  |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:28:45 AM EST
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Well, the standard of living at Kattegat certainly took a quantum leap forward in a few year's time.
Lagertha's probably still around. No mention of her after she took that shoulder wound. She's the second driving force next to Ragnar in the series, so it's unthinkable she'd be so unceremoniously dispensed with. She's most likely back at her own earldom, fully recovered and ready to either head with Bjorn for a bit of Club Med revelry or back to Merry Ol' England for some sweet revenge on kings Aelle and Ekbert. Rollo's one jump ahead of Ragnar again. Good naval battle, the boats with the eagle's head battering rams worked out well. He had the upper hand and let Ragnar go. At the last of their slug-fest, Ragnar didn't have the strength to make a proper fist. Emperor Charle's mano-e-mano romp under the sheets with Sir Roland turned out to be a one night stand. That could have been display of dominance before the garrottings. Did he even bother to hump Roland's sister? Bjorn and his brothers are fixing to let the good times roll, so how will Ragnar fit in? We'll probably have to wait until around August to find out. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:43:55 AM EST
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A fist fight? Neither Rollo nor Ragnar had a dagger tucked away somewhere?
The Emperor came up solid. Nice character development. Does anyone know when the second half of the season airs? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:01:29 AM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bjorn and his brothers are fixing to let the good times roll, so how will Ragnar fit in? We'll probably have to wait until around August to find out. Click To View Spoiler |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 11:22:49 AM EST
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What a crazy episode, I really thought they were going to pull it off. Then the 10 year fast forward.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 1:08:15 PM EST
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They're setting things up for the second half of Season IV.
I wonder if Ragnar spent his "time away" with Lagertha at Hederby, although she looked pretty disgusted with him leading up the the marine battle. I think they left the battle in the same boat. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 1:11:04 PM EST
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not a fan of auslag's kids thus far.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 1:22:46 PM EST
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Ivar and Bjorn seem to be of like mind regarding Ragnar. The other two, Ubbe and Hvitserk, not so much.
Lots of series info here, but you have to dig around for it. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 2:04:59 PM EST
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Weird episode but I enjoyed it. Ready for the next episode.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 3:12:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They're setting things up for the second half of Season IV. I wonder if Ragnar spent his "time away" with Lagertha at Hederby, although she looked pretty disgusted with him leading up the the marine battle. I think they left the battle in the same boat. That wouldn't stay secret for years. |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 7:02:53 PM EST
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kattegat sure turned into a major market. i wonder if that's going to be attributed to auslag.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 7:07:01 PM EST
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I've rewatched the episode through On Demand on cable, Lagertha is shown in future episodes, according to a commercial for the Alone show, which will feature clips of upcoming Vikings episodes.
Can we nitpick? The French crossbows sure are easy to cock! I'd think they'd need one of the mechanical advantage mechanisms such as a winch or hook and stirrup. So easy a girl (or an Erlendur!) could do it! 
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Posted: 4/22/2016 7:38:36 PM EST
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Looks like Ragnar went off to rehab and got some physical therapy. He looks hungry and ready to go again.
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Posted: 4/22/2016 8:42:48 PM EST
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Bjorn and his brothers are fixing to let the good times roll, so how will Ragnar fit in? We'll probably have to wait until around August to find out. Click To View Spoiler Click To View Spoiler I like Rollo. His brother never gave him shit, not when he became Jarl, not when he became King. The Emporor (who I called was faking weakness a few pages ago) meets him for an hour an makes him a Duke, gives him his daughter and a giant chunk of France. Who wouldn't take that deal? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 9:13:00 PM EST
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loved Rollo's display of being a viking/christian: we defend france for God but we fight like vikings now - win lose doesn't matter the battle is where the living is done.
Lagertha is shown fighting in future episodes. Glad to see floki want to go the mediterranean, and he knows the value of a concealed dagger. why on earth did they cut the scene of the Kwenthrith and judtih in the bathtub? |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:20:52 PM EST
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Who's in charge of the 'Holy Mother' statue shedding tears, twice?
Bjorn had a chance to plug Rollo on the pier during the retreat. Love this show! |
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Posted: 4/22/2016 10:47:31 PM EST
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...and what had The Seer groaning so much?
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