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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 10:53:59 AM EST
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I'd be tending the smoker out at the end of the driveway for the next several days.  Boston butts drive vegans nuts as they say.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 10:55:04 AM EST
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The next day I'd set my grill up in the front yard so when he ran by he could hear the screams of the meat based BBQ...
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Make sure to throw some live lobsters in a pot of boiling water, too.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 10:56:58 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 10:57:44 AM EST
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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.
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What about all the dead insects in the garden? And does she dig out every single worm before planting?
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 10:59:11 AM EST
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I haven't read all the replies but

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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:00:12 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:01:46 AM EST
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Guess who's cooking bacon every morning from now on.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:02:07 AM EST
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I would literally go run too while eating a piece of raw venison
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:02:29 AM EST
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I'd be grilling outdoors for the next month.

Fuck vegans.  Do what you want and all, but they take it to a whole new level with their bullshit like this where they try to force their lifestyle on everyone else.
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hehe, this guy gets it.  I'd be coming home with bags of charcoal every day and grill all weekend.  Smell it bitch.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:03:20 AM EST
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Me:  "cool, no problem."
Also Me:  Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!
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Me:  "cool, no problem."
Also Me:  Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!
Please provide newsletter subscription information and menu prices.

Kharn
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:03:51 AM EST
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Why would you eat a vegan, they don't have any meat on them...

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If society collapses, anyone who is still a vocal vegan will be eaten.  
Why would you eat a vegan, they don't have any meat on them...

People assign value to grass fed meat. Herbivores are prey animals.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:05:46 AM EST
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How do you know if someone is a vegan?

They'll tell you.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:06:46 AM EST
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More dumbassery from the article:

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More dumbassery from the article:

"Try being vegan in Texas. My redneck neighbors over the back fence are hunters, and have two smokers in their backyard. The whole neighborhood is smoky for weeks on end, and my dogs smell like bacon whenever they come in from the backyard," a vegan user responded.
does her mouth water when the neighbors mow their yard?
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:07:33 AM EST
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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:08:20 AM EST
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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.
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be a shame if bacon was hidden deep in a air vent, or some impossible to find location.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:09:54 AM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:12:36 AM EST
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Guess who's cooking bacon every morning from now on.
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Drag the griddle from the back deck to the front porch. Obviously this vegan Nancy has never heard of the Streisand Effect.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:25:56 AM EST
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I’d start grilling on the sidewalk
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I need to get back to that. We used to do a feast Friday. Usually one neighbor (rotated) supplied pizza and I brought out a projector and we sat around with family friendly movies until kids went to bed then put whatever on as we drank around a fire pit in the street. Occasionally we would pull out a BBQ and grill the usually and sometimes I'd whip out the build your own skewer setup. Meats veggies and sauces, tell me how you wanted it I'd build it sauce it grill it and give it to you. Kids loved it lol.

That said in this situation I'd challenge my neighbors to smokeouts, who could smoke the best food. Smoking gives a long run of meat and earthy smells with the least interaction. Makes the vegans life miserable for longer hahaha.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:29:12 AM EST
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I'd be grilling outdoors for the next month.

Fuck vegans.  Do what you want and all, but they take it to a whole new level with their bullshit like this where they try to force their lifestyle on everyone else.
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It's because they want to utilize their self entitled freedoms, but restrict yours. Typical of the liberal mind, which I believe makes up the vast majority of vegans.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:31:38 AM EST
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And stop eating plants. I am very much against the wanton murder of plant life. The fruits and vegetables you aleat are the children of the earth.

MURDERER!
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:51:04 AM EST
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Just watching that made my knees hurt.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:51:35 AM EST
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Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.
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I now want a dog that smells like bacon.
Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.
The neighbors probably fel sorry for the dogs and are feeding them bacon. Just so they can go back in the house and lick their face with bacon breath.
If I was their neighbor I know I would.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 11:51:59 AM EST
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I enjoyed the “Meanwhile in Berkeley” tagline mentioned near the end of the article.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:00:33 PM EST
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Fire up the smoker and get a fan...
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:04:17 PM EST
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How about this:

Don't jog by my fucking house.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:17:59 PM EST
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Make sure to throw some live lobsters in a pot of boiling water, too.
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Niiiiice
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:23:10 PM EST
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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.
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Should have poured it down the drain instead
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:37:33 PM EST
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I’d move my smoker to the driveway and throw on a big brisket.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:38:35 PM EST
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Why is this news?
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Once again I have the same question.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:41:38 PM EST
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First I will be grilling every meal outdoors if I lived next to this weirdo.

Second maybe you should find a nee time to run if the smells annoy you at your current time.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:44:38 PM EST
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Guess who's cooking bacon every morning from now on.
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Don’t slight the rest of the pig, ham and sausage go great with eggs too.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:50:46 PM EST
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Not only would I not close my windows, I'd also start cooking outdoors more often. Maybe something that takes a long time to cook.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:51:38 PM EST
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These people breed. These people are trying to convert us. These people are trying to take over. We must stop the stupidity.
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They aren't trying to convert us.
They are trying to control and dominate us.
The twat in the article goes running around the neighborhood and then has the nerve to tell someone in their own home they need to close their windows.
Narcissistic asshole.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 12:59:06 PM EST
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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.
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That was a legitimate request and your G/F F'd up. Bacon grease doesn't go in compost.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:04:07 PM EST
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After I cooked a whole hog in my front yard I would hire Mexicans to come over and spit-roast goats until I ran out of money.

Or even better would be some Vietnamese.

Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:05:18 PM EST
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Id run the smoker, charcoal and propane grill, pellet grill, and my camping stove with bacon just to make a point.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:31:43 PM EST
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The only thing more alien to a vegan than meat is the freedom of others to eat what they want. Food fascists...
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:35:23 PM EST
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Why is this news?  Just tell them to shut the fuck up and keep cooking.
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Or move the grill to the front yard.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:37:07 PM EST
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"Your ridiculous complaint, shitty curry stink, and resting bitch face are far more offensive to the senses."

It's like vegans are permanently hangry, or something...
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:40:58 PM EST
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Would be a crying shame if somebody were to throw hot bacon grease on her.

Too much?

Maybe not for idiotic smug people who go out of their way to play victim and use it as an excuse to lecture others.   Doesn't want to be a stereotype but then goes and acts like a total attention starved stereotype.

Total bitch.  Probably is into crossfit as well.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:41:55 PM EST
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Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.
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I now want a dog that smells like bacon.
Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:50:29 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 1:56:17 PM EST
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Not everyone who doesnt eat meat is like that jogger. Militant vegans and meat eaters are one in the same, neither can shut the fuck up about how great it is to be them.  Funny thing is though that cardiologists have been making tons of money telling people to lay off the red meat, and doing procedures to fix clogged blood vessels from shitty diets. Most people dont follow the diet until it's forced upon them.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:02:42 PM EST
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This is why the two leading causes of death for vegans are blunt force trauma and malnutrition.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:20:57 PM EST
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Not everyone who doesnt eat meat is like that jogger. Militant vegans and meat eaters are one in the same, neither can shut the fuck up about how great it is to be them.  Funny thing is though that cardiologists have been making tons of money telling people to lay off the red meat, and doing procedures to fix clogged blood vessels from shitty diets. Most people dont follow the diet until it's forced upon them.
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I think we found the vegan.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:26:47 PM EST
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I think we found the vegan.
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Never heard of a militant meat eater. Honestly sounds like something a vegan makes up after getting some push back on the subject they first brought up.
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:30:25 PM EST
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Vegan = Attention whore
Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:30:57 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:34:36 PM EST
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Link Posted: 3/3/2020 2:36:03 PM EST
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Not everyone who doesnt eat meat is like that jogger. Militant vegans and meat eaters are one in the same, neither can shut the fuck up about how great it is to be them.  Funny thing is though that cardiologists have been making tons of money telling people to lay off the red meat, and doing procedures to fix clogged blood vessels from shitty diets. Most people dont follow the diet until it's forced upon them.
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Ah yes, the meat eater was at fault.
Maybe you should pick a different jogging route.
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