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Posted: 3/3/2020 2:38:44 PM EST

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Ah yes, the meat eater was at fault.
Maybe you should pick a different jogging route.

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Not everyone who doesnt eat meat is like that jogger. Militant vegans and meat eaters are one in the same, neither can shut the fuck up about how great it is to be them. Funny thing is though that cardiologists have been making tons of money telling people to lay off the red meat, and doing procedures to fix clogged blood vessels from shitty diets. Most people dont follow the diet until it's forced upon them.

Ah yes, the meat eater was at fault.
Maybe you should pick a different jogging route.

Not at all what he said.

But, you knew that.

Posted: 3/3/2020 2:43:08 PM EST

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If you consider how many health issues are associated with people who are long term veganism, you’d think more people would’ve bought a clue by now that you need animal fats and proteins for reasons.

I have a very good friend who was a life long cyclist and and runner. He’s also a 7th Day Adventist (the OG Vegans) .

As he aged began having a whole host of health problems which from the research I’ve done seem to affect vegans in greater numbers than people who are not vegans.

He has went so far as to tell me that he gets all the vitamin B12 he needs from salads because there vitamin B12 in dirt.

When I researched this it turns out there are trace amounts but you can’t eat enough salad to get adequate levels of B12 into your body.

yet he claims B12 isn’t necessary and most of his health problems are associated with B12 and other vitamin deficiencies.

People who engage in these types of insanity get what they deserve IMO.

Posted: 3/3/2020 2:53:30 PM EST

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Me: "cool, no problem."
Also Me: Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!

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Haha, yes!

Posted: 3/3/2020 2:54:59 PM EST

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No.

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:00:26 PM EST

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Not everyone who doesnt eat meat is like that jogger. Militant vegans and meat eaters are one in the same, neither can shut the fuck up about how great it is to be them. Funny thing is though that cardiologists have been making tons of money telling people to lay off the red meat, and doing procedures to fix clogged blood vessels from shitty diets. Most people dont follow the diet until it's forced upon them.

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Posted: 3/3/2020 3:00:58 PM EST

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I would fire up the smoker. A brisket might take 20 hours.

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:05:40 PM EST

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I now want a dog that smells like bacon.

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I want a Bacon Retriever.

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:06:48 PM EST

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I would be firing up the BBQ and doing lots of ribs

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:08:10 PM EST

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I would be firing up the BBQ and doing lots of ribs

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If you’re gonna do it right fire the smoker up with a few racks of ribs and be grilling burgers , chops and steaks in the front yard

Fuck his meat sensitivity

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:08:58 PM EST

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Liberal fucktards will demand no one cook meat now.

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:11:51 PM EST

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The only thing that irks me more is the assholes who refuse to wear deodorant cause of chemicals etc . Fuckers think patchouli covers up body order and it don’t

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:14:22 PM EST

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I'd tell him to go jog somewhere else.

make a special sprinkler system just for him.

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A sprinkler that squirts out BBQ sauce whenever he walks/jogs by

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:17:13 PM EST

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Hide a speaker underneath it with intermittent screams on a loop. Then yell at the meat that if they don't shut up you'll turn the heat down and kill them slowly.

Or better yet, the sounds of a cat screeching.

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The next day I'd set my grill up in the front yard so when he ran by he could hear the screams of the meat based BBQ...

Hide a speaker underneath it with intermittent screams on a loop. Then yell at the meat that if they don't shut up you'll turn the heat down and kill them slowly.

Or better yet, the sounds of a cat screeching.

Whom I kidding I be beside that grill with my cat(s) saying to him keep fucking around and this is you

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:18:40 PM EST

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I would throw some hot-dogs at him...

Posted: 3/3/2020 3:20:07 PM EST

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Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.

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I now want a dog that smells like bacon.

Those dogs are probably fed some vegetarian or vegan bullshit diet and are by the BBQ'er's fence, desperately trying to get into his yard for some real food.

Poor dogs

Would a speakerplaying cows mooing be Overkill while BBQ

Posted: 3/3/2020 4:06:01 PM EST

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I stayed at an Airbnb that turned out to be owned by a vegan. She wanted all our food scraps in a compost can for her garden, but no meat. My gf put bacon grease in there with the other food waste, and we got a bad review for it. I guess she wanted her plants to be malnourished as well.

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Actually I understand that one. Composting meat and such as a Gardener is a no-no for various reasons. Tends to attract bad things.

Posted: 3/3/2020 4:11:30 PM EST

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Skin your game in your front yard, OP. Time it right

Posted: 3/3/2020 4:59:18 PM EST

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lol funny and True. I could substitute a couple other professional victim classes in that comic strip.

Posted: 3/3/2020 5:02:07 PM EST

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Vegans.

The transgenders of eating.

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Lmao. FPNI

Posted: 3/3/2020 5:04:07 PM EST

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Time to spit roast a pig in the front yard.

Posted: 3/3/2020 5:10:35 PM EST

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"Well...hold your nose and run faster, ya fuckin' moran!"

Posted: 3/3/2020 5:41:31 PM EST

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All the meat I normally cook smells great, so it shouldn't be an issue. But, if you keep bitching I'll have to cook up some lutefisk in the back yard.

Posted: 3/3/2020 6:41:13 PM EST

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I hate it when I can smell people cooking meat.

it makes me hungry.

Posted: 3/3/2020 6:44:00 PM EST

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Kharn

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Me: "cool, no problem."
Also Me: Neighborhood BBQ / smokeout/ Meat-a-Thon 2020!

Please provide newsletter subscription information and menu prices.

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Menu: All the Meats! All you can Eats!
Cost: $20 a head.
Date and Time: Every goddamn weekend and holiday until the neighborhood vegan's own body muscles body betray him and drags his crying ass up my driveway, like a floppy wooden marionette twitching at the end of strings, begging for just a small morsel of succulent animal based protein.

Posted: 3/3/2020 6:51:48 PM EST

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Pretty funny when grass fed, free range long pigs start criticizing carnivores.
They aren't ready for the loss of the thin veneer at all.

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:07:13 PM EST

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How do you know if someone is a vegan?

They'll tell you.

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Worked with a young woman last summer who wasted no opportunity to "share" that she's vegan.

I was going for a bottle of water and I asked if she wanted one. She asked me if it was vegan water.

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:09:42 PM EST

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Worked with a young woman last summer who wasted no opportunity to "share" that she's vegan.

I was going for a bottle of water and I asked if she wanted one. She asked me if it was vegan water.

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Microbes are meat too don't ya know...

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:11:46 PM EST

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Tolerance

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:15:12 PM EST

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Cooking meals,, I'd start farting and defecating in my lawn after a 32 ounce ribeye

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:26:35 PM EST

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I'd be grilling outdoors for the next month.

Fuck vegans. Do what you want and all, but they take it to a whole new level with their bullshit like this where they try to force their lifestyle on everyone else.

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Concur.

All good with folks being their own selves, but fuck pushing your lifestyle on me.

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:33:37 PM EST

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Grill some liver

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:37:23 PM EST

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I hope one of his next door neighbor's holds a barbecue cook off competition next weekend

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:38:38 PM EST

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Food smells weird to me lately. The other day, I thought I caught a whiff of some bomb ass barbecue happening nearby. It was a car blowing exhaust.

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It's probably a tumor.

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:42:32 PM EST

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Kiss my ass, run somewhere else. Or, I'm cutting the grass tomorrow if you get hungry.

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:47:18 PM EST

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Fuck a Vegan, I couldn't care less if you eat sawdust motherfucker!

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:47:22 PM EST

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I don't have a smoker but I would buy one just smoke some ribs for a few hours to piss her off.

Posted: 3/3/2020 7:49:47 PM EST

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I don't have a smoker but I would buy one just smoke some ribs for a few hours to piss her off.

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Find a road kill and grill it until it is a little burnt brick ball.

Posted: 3/3/2020 8:22:47 PM EST

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After I cooked a whole hog in my front yard I would hire Mexicans to come over and spit-roast goats until I ran out of money.

Or even better would be some Vietnamese.

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I was just talking to a friend of mine in Da Nang about the possibility of my going out there for a few weeks to work with him on a project. Knowing nothing about the country I said I wondered if it would be possible to keep up my carnivorous diet there. He proceeded to educate me

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