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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:37:19 AM EST
[#1]
Chevy Avalanche. Every. Fucking. Time.


yup, and of course the riced out honda civic.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:37:51 AM EST
[#2]
Nissan 350z/370z
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:37:52 AM EST
[#3]
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No one said Volvo yet. Amazing


Nobody buys Volvos anymore.

The Rover owners are disgruntled because they know their mall crawler is going to break down at any given moment.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:38:59 AM EST
[#4]
My boss has been accused of being a douche.  

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:39:15 AM EST
[#5]
I have a Dodge and have owned several. Some of the comments made by a few really shows your level of IQ. If you don't want me to be a DBAG then don't cut me off and stay the hell out of my way. That means if your getting on the highway then merge in at highway speed. Don't cut me off because I'm going 60-70 mph and you want to merge in doing 30mph.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:39:36 AM EST
[#6]
If you've ever considered putting a sticker on your truck that says something to the effect of "I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin'", you're a douchebag. If you've seen that on somebody else's truck and thought it was clever, you're a douchebag. If your truck has a pair of vertical stacks behind the cab, you're a douchebag.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:39:53 AM EST
[#7]
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Anything BMW

Need a broader brush?
 


no, he's right


I see.  So you're having a problem affording one too.
 


you're not helping the stereotype


nope not one bit..

there is the old joke,

What is the difference between a BMW and a Porcupine?
Porcupine has the pricks outside.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:40:04 AM EST
[#8]
These come to mind.............



Stacks
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:40:37 AM EST
[#9]
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Now don't take this as an incrimination of all owners of these vehicles, but I have to say based on personal observation, that a statistically higher than average number of douchebag drivers drive Ram trucks or low-end BMW cars.      



First time I've been called a douchebag because I drive a Ram! I must be a newbie douchebag since this is my first Ram truck. I've owned nothing but GM trucks before it.



Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:40:46 AM EST
[#10]
If one isn't making racket, either for fun or perceived necessity, and if one knows better than to reward greedy drivers, one is good.

Nothing pisses me off more than the kind-hearted and/or unattentive fools who reward others' greed.  Greed abounds because it's paid in full by their enabling fools.  Please don't be a fool.  

Nothing is more pleasing than to see one or more on-the-ball drivers burning the greedy ones.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:42:30 AM EST
[#11]
In Alaska: any Subaru driver and punks in Chevy trucks with shit plastered on the rear window
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:42:48 AM EST
[#12]
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Loving all the Ram pictures..."Hey, someone say douche? Here's my truck!"



As if your picture tells us you're not a douche. How about giving us a reason you're not a douche...like you volunteer at the nursing home or you run a dog rescue, then hit us with the truck pics?

Just a pro-tip.


because i dont have to prove to anyone that Im not a douche?  because I dont gaf if anyone thinks I do?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:42:57 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:43:20 AM EST
[#14]
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What do you think about this one?

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/463724/962261.jpg



Asian guy with bad taste?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:43:40 AM EST
[#15]




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Anything BMW


Wisdom

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:45:27 AM EST
[#16]
Why do I picture a bunch of left lane campers that get passed on the right and flipped off in this thread?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:45:57 AM EST
[#17]
Didn't Chris Kyle drive a Dodge truck?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:46:57 AM EST
[#18]
Mustangs, Chargers, Camaros, Challengers, Corvettes, any riced out Civic or equivalent, Porsche Cayenne, Harley's, Mits. Eclipse, Dodge trucks, Chrysler 300, etc. etc. Of course, plenty of good people drive these vehicles as well.  Just generalizing for fun.  Basically all the LOOK AT ME vehicles.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:47:03 AM EST
[#19]
Anyone that thinks "rolling coal" is awesome should be  given to Al Qaeda.

Of all the douchebag automotive things,that is the cake topper.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:47:30 AM EST
[#20]
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If you've ever considered putting a sticker on your truck that says something to the effect of "I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin'", you're a douchebag. If you've seen that on somebody else's truck and thought it was clever, you're a douchebag. If your truck has a pair of vertical stacks behind the cab, you're a douchebag.


Both of those things scream "I'm the rich guy in the trailer park"

- Anyone driving a Pontiac Grand Am
- Younger kids in lifted trucks
- Younger kids in older Ford Mustangs (usually a V-6)
- Anyone with loud motorcycle pipes
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:47:49 AM EST
[#21]
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Mustangs, Chargers, Camaros, Challengers, any riced out Civic or equivalent, Porsche Cayenne, Harley's, Mits. Eclipse, Dodge trucks, Chrysler 300, etc. etc. Of course, plenty of good people drive these vehicles as well.  Just generalizing for fun.


I have a Camaro.  
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:47:50 AM EST
[#22]
Any vehicle with an "Obama Biden" or a "tolerance" bumper sticker.  The tolerance sticker is spelled with various religous symbols.  These clearly advertise that the owner of the vehicle is an enormous dbag.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:50:08 AM EST
[#23]
Rx8
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:51:39 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:52:44 AM EST
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:55:22 AM EST
[#26]
Douche, checking in.




Link Posted: 2/19/2013 6:58:46 AM EST
[#27]
Anything Hummer.  Douches.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:00:02 AM EST
[#28]





yeah freakin' poser-mobiles.  Biggest dbags on the road, next to truck owners that have those bull balls on the trailer hitch



 
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:01:44 AM EST
[#29]
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Didn't Chris Kyle drive a Dodge truck?


And it was lifted.

Wonder if that'll keep people from making generalities.

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:03:32 AM EST
[#30]
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If you've ever considered putting a sticker on your truck that says something to the effect of "I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin'", you're a douchebag. If you've seen that on somebody else's truck and thought it was clever, you're a douchebag. If your truck has a pair of vertical stacks behind the cab, you're a douchebag.


Both of those things scream "I'm the rich guy in the trailer park"

- Anyone driving a Pontiac Grand Am
- Younger kids in lifted trucks
- Younger kids in older Ford Mustangs (usually a V-6)
- Anyone with loud motorcycle pipes





Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:04:03 AM EST
[#31]
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Ford Taurus Jaguar drivers tend to cause me irritation on the highway system, as well as the elderly in gold Buick Centuries.

ETA: when I see this coming up on a 2 lane road, my soul cringes.
http://normantranscript.autoconx.com/Photos/386/500080386_1_B.jpg

Speed  




If you wish to go about your business unaccosted by teh POPO, pile yer ass in what you have pictured and ride on brother.  

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:04:47 AM EST
[#32]


Douche bag checkin in. What I can't stand are the self absorbed assholes who find it necessary to point out who they think is a douche based on what they drive, eat,wear, shoot, own or fuck. Like anyone REALLY gives a fuck what you think. And sorry, no truck nuts, stacks, loud muffler or Jegs stickers on my douche-mobile......
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:05:25 AM EST
[#33]
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:05:31 AM EST
[#34]
The parking lots, (ditches, front yards with weeds growing up through them...) of North Tulsa aka Homey-Town are littered with dead Grand Am's.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:06:34 AM EST
[#35]
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Corvette's, old douches that think they are young because they drive a plastic car.


Really?

I've had three C-5's, and bought my first when I was 39.  No mid-life crisis, just a bit more mid-life disposable income.  No need to be a hater due to lack of discretionary income.





The crisis is the gray 2005 Nissan Maxima — talk about depressing.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:07:26 AM EST
[#36]
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Range Rover.

If you thought BMW drivers were assholes... Just wait till you encounter a Range Rover driver. You are required to pass an asshole test before the let you drive off the dealer lot.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Around here the rear window defrosters are always on.

They are commonly referred to as hand warmers.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:08:59 AM EST
[#37]
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I have a Dodge and have owned several. Some of the comments made by a few really shows your level of IQ. If you don't want me to be a DBAG then don't cut me off and stay the hell out of my way. That means if your getting on the highway then merge in at highway speed. Don't cut me off because I'm going 60-70 mph and you want to merge in doing 30mph.




So you are admitting that you're (note correct grammar) a douchebag when the mood strikes you?

... but you want to blame other people for it?  Awesome.


If your cutting me off then that makes you the DBAG not me. The outcome of your actions makes me become a DBAG back at you. So not a DBAG unless provoked!

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:10:04 AM EST
[#38]
Disclaimer:  I mean no ill will toward any members here, regardless of the brand of automobile that you drive.

I spend TONS of time in traffic here in NOVA, commuting in and out of DC.  I've noticed over the years that hands down, Audi drivers in my neck of the woods seem to be the rudest to other drivers.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:10:40 AM EST
[#39]
Grand Am - douche bag
BMW - douche bag
Ram trucks - douche bag
Civic w/fartcan - douche bag
PT Cruiser - no clue
Prius - no clue
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:10:47 AM EST
[#40]
IMO , dudes that drive convertible miatas and BMW roadsters---D-bagg!!!
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:11:26 AM EST
[#41]



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I real douche is one who talks shit about what another buys, wears and drives!  Ya'll need to quit hate'n on folks and worry bout ya damn self, just because your broke or penny penching ass drives a minivan or Kia and it pisses you off.  Who really cares


You of course realize that low-end BMWs, minivans, and Ram trucks all cost the same, right? And I am not criticizing anyone for what they buy or drive.  It is simply a statement of perceived behavior disproportionately relating to the type of vehicle one drives.



 
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:12:54 AM EST
[#42]
People who buy used cop cars seem top fit the criteria.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:13:45 AM EST
[#43]
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Mitsubishi Eclipse's


This was my guess
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:13:58 AM EST
[#44]
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IMO , dudes that drive convertible miatas and BMW roadsters---D-bagg!!!


They make Miatas that aren't convertibles?

And my experience with male Miata owners has been the exact opposite. They are generally friendly driving enthusiasts with a pretty thick skin.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:14:08 AM EST
[#45]
Number one douche bag indicator,  yellow paint.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:14:22 AM EST
[#46]
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Range Rover.

If you thought BMW drivers were assholes... Just wait till you encounter a Range Rover driver. You are required to pass an asshole test before the let you drive off the dealer lot.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


Yes
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:14:25 AM EST
[#47]
Well I can tell you that I drive 62 miles one way to work in DFW traffic. Pretty much anybody that drives an automobile period is a DBAG at some point during the day. You just don't realize that you was one.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:14:58 AM EST
[#48]
Calling the youngsters out for being proud of their ride is lame. Do you guys remember that first taste of freedom? I was as proud to drive around in that '72 Chevy Rustbucket as I was the night after I first "got my turtle muddy". Talk about "chicken-hawking", I was the struttinest, cockiest, not-give-a-fuck dude on the street. Quit hating on what somebody chooses to spend their time and money on. I'm sure we've all been frivolous in our youth.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:15:37 AM EST
[#49]
PT Cruiser... all of them
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 7:15:44 AM EST
[#50]
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And I am not criticizing anyone for what they buy or drive.  It is simply a statement of perceived behavior disproportionately relating to the type of vehicle one drives.
 



And ArmaLite won't sell to police agencies in anti-gun states, just to the police that work for those agencies.



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