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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:21:55 AM EDT
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Dacia Sandero.

Driven typically by gray haired British classically trained pianists turned car show hosts, with no sense of direction and drive as slow as possible.


I think you mean Fiat Panda. That said, I don't think he's douchey at all.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:23:06 AM EDT
[#2]
I guess I am a Mustang douche....

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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:23:31 AM EDT
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Dacia Sandero.

Driven typically by gray haired British classically trained pianists turned car show hosts, with no sense of direction and drive as slow as possible.


I think you mean Fiat Panda. That said, I don't think he's douchey at all.


Joke that was.  Went over your head it did.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:25:36 AM EDT
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Degree of douchebaggery is directly proportional to the loudness of the exhaust.


My truck is loud, but that is because the rust holding my tailpipe on got washed off

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:27:27 AM EDT
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Around here the rear window defrosters are always on.

They are commonly referred to as hand warmers.


Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:28:39 AM EDT
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Anything BMW


Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:29:55 AM EDT
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Agree with OP's observationn and adding Mustangs to the list.


Don't hate
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:29:59 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:31:47 AM EDT
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I rarely make character judgments about people based on the cars that they drive. The exception would be limos carrying politicians.


I see what u did there....very well done
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:33:30 AM EDT
[#12]
The Liberals have won....
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:34:29 AM EDT
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Anybody that drives anything that has an aftermarket "tuned" exhaust.

So do I qualify as a douche if I have no CATs and my exhaust is straight from the exhaust manifold to my series 40 flowmasters ?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:34:36 AM EDT
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Anything with a "Calvin peeing" sticker on the back.  Two stickers means total douchebag.  TapouT sticker doubles down.


No kidding...the height of tastelessness.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:34:59 AM EDT
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Around here, it's the '90's Chevrolet/GMC trucks. They're not necessarily assholes on the road, but they're assholes in person. I call it "Box Chevy Syndrome".

Edit: Although some of the nicest people drive them, too. It's just a vehicle type that tends to attract assholes.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:35:40 AM EDT
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Range Rover.

If you thought BMW drivers were assholes... Just wait till you encounter a Range Rover driver. You are required to pass an asshole test before the let you drive off the dealer lot.

Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile


i guess i passed my test

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:35:53 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:44:49 AM EDT
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What about H3s with Tapout stickers that fall off the highway in 3" of snow?




The H2-H3 guys always seem to swim in a sea of douche,followed closely by the 300m guys that think they drive a Bentley.




lol, my gf has a 300.  she wanted a replacement grill for it, and I really had to do some looking to find one that didn't have a fake Bentley logo on it, like these.  how stupid.



http://turbometal.com/chrysler-300c-sport-grille-05-09-chrome-painted-bentley-style.html
 
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:45:51 AM EDT
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Op said low end BMWs, your so right on with that.



Any BMW that starts with a number lower than 7, and they should have saved their money and bough a Nissan Altima.

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:49:02 AM EDT
[#22]
cyclist....especially when they are in a pack..
http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/images/news/photos/2010/05/14/mtl-rougemont-cp-01.jpg
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:51:36 AM EDT
[#23]
I always questioned the intelligence of guys who use the biggest pickup they could afford as a daily driver.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:53:30 AM EDT
[#24]
I drive an avalanche and I'm not a douche.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:56:06 AM EDT
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Rx8




gtfo. one of the best drivers cars ever made. plus its the anti prius




And when you stop for fuel, you can also add a quart of oil.

Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:56:49 AM EDT
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Op said low end BMWs, your so right on with that.



Any BMW that starts with a number lower than 7, and they should have saved their money and bough a Nissan Altima.




Why do you say that. 335 awd are fun. Twin turbo v6 not bad. Some people want the sport not the luxury.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 9:58:04 AM EDT
[#27]
WRX.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:00:37 AM EDT
[#28]
One thing I have noticed that most BMW drivers also have Harley motorcycles and usually have some variation of the "Douchebag" beard.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:07:44 AM EDT
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been my experience minivan drivers are slobs in their self propelled trash cans.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:10:32 AM EDT
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Now don't take this as an incrimination of all owners of these vehicles, but I have to say based on personal observation, that a statistically higher than average number of douchebag drivers drive Ram trucks or low-end BMW cars.      


ya got to agree, and they also sport Tapout shirts.


came here to post this.

Tapout or Monster stickers
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:13:44 AM EDT
[#31]
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What do you think about this one?

http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/463724/962261.jpg


I think that sometimes, stereotypes exist for a reason.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:15:10 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:15:28 AM EDT
[#33]
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been my experience minivan drivers are slobs in their self propelled trash cans.


Because minivan owners have given up on life.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:18:05 AM EDT
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Suzuki GXSRs

And no, not being a bike snob.


Can't keep up huh?  
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:18:28 AM EDT
[#35]
Perhaps the biggest "Douchebag" vehicle isn't a car or truck. Maybe, just maybe it would be the high horse one would need to be atop to call others a douchebag because of the vehical that they drive! Food for thought!
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:19:43 AM EDT
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Mustang, especially the Fox Body.


I guess I double down on douche for having both a 91 LX with a Flowmaster exhaust, and a Dodge Neon with a long tube header/farty exhaust.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:20:30 AM EDT
[#37]
I have done some thinking and read the thread to refresh my memory. Gotta go with H2/H3.



Loud pipes on motorcycles save lives.  




Fart pipes are ghey but not all 4 bangers are ricers. Your just Jealous cause the 5k dsm or evo smokes your vette/muscle car every time and will move in the snow / out handle in the twistys.  
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:21:35 AM EDT
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Suzuki GXSRs



And no, not being a bike snob.




Can't keep up huh?  


Yea they don't do well against the cbrs

 
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:21:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:22:12 AM EDT
[#40]
benz, prius, lexus, and audis, the worst always have jersey plates
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:23:48 AM EDT
[#41]
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Perhaps the biggest "Douchebag" vehicle isn't a car or truck. Maybe, just maybe it would be the high horse one would need to be atop to call others a douchebag because of the vehical that they drive! Food for thought!


So how many times has your vehicle been mentioned?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:25:19 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:25:43 AM EDT
[#43]
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benz, prius, lexus, and audis, the worst always have jersey plates


Any car with a Jersey, NY, or Mass plate in Florida....
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:26:26 AM EDT
[#44]
douchebag here.  the last time it was clean......






 
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:26:43 AM EDT
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Rx8


gtfo. one of the best drivers cars ever made. plus its the anti prius


And when you stop for fuel, you can also add a quart of oil.


and 8oz of idmitsu premix to my gas tank.

my biggest pet peev is people that put those retarded family stickers on their cars. i dont fukin care how many carpetrats, cat, dogs, ect you have
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:26:51 AM EDT
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Gotta agree with the avalanche, also any Lincoln, or Cadillac SUV.
Most folks who drive a pre-owned luxury car qualify.
Any diesel truck driver who has done a lift, exhaust, or chip.
I am sure there are a few BMW owners who are decent, but most I know are douches. If its a lease...it goes to 100%
Corvette drivers...almost universal.
Quad riders.


so....what do you drive?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:26:52 AM EDT
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been my experience minivan drivers are slobs in their self propelled trash cans.


Because minivan owners have given up on life.


I thought that was Camry owners.  
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:27:18 AM EDT
[#48]
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Perhaps the biggest "Douchebag" vehicle isn't a car or truck. Maybe, just maybe it would be the high horse one would need to be atop to call others a douchebag because of the vehical that they drive! Food for thought!


Nah man that's not it.
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:28:13 AM EDT
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I have done some thinking and read the thread to refresh my memory. Gotta go with H2/H3.

Loud pipes on motorcycles save lives.  

Fart pipes are ghey but not all 4 bangers are ricers. Your just Jealous cause the 5k dsm or evo smokes your vette/muscle car every time and will move in the snow / out handle in the twistys.  


Guess you got douched, huh?
Link Posted: 2/19/2013 10:31:39 AM EDT
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Perhaps the biggest "Douchebag" vehicle isn't a car or truck. Maybe, just maybe it would be the high horse one would need to be atop to call others a douchebag because of the vehical that they drive! Food for thought!


Dodge Ram or BMW?


Must be a BMW, because if it was a Ram he would have been compelled to post a picture.
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