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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:34:07 PM EDT
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300c. They are not Bentleys, the drivers need to quit acting like they are. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:38:14 PM EDT
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What about H3s with Tapout stickers that fall off the highway in 3" of snow? The H2-H3 guys always seem to swim in a sea of douche,followed closely by the 300m guys that think they drive a Bentley.  this. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:42:39 PM EDT
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I'd say Crown VIc's with steelies... http://www.mp3car.com/vbulletin/attachments/show-off-your-project/7473d1103069280-2001-ford-crown-victoria-police-interceptor-cvpi.jpg we have a winner. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:46:18 PM EDT
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I have a Dodge and have owned several. Some of the comments made by a few really shows your level of IQ. If you don't want me to be a DBAG then don't cut me off and stay the hell out of my way. That means if your getting on the highway then merge in at highway speed. Don't cut me off because I'm going 60-70 mph and you want to merge in doing 30mph. 
So you are admitting that you're (note correct grammar) a douchebag when the mood strikes you? ... but you want to blame other people for it? Awesome. Yea, that's what I read too. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:48:47 PM EDT
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Corvette drivers. Biggest douches out there.
Without exception they are old, fat, bald, can't drive, think they are awesome and just generally giant douches trying to compensate for small dicks! |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:48:51 PM EDT
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Anything BMW Yep all my cousins drive them so it fits |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:53:29 PM EDT
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New jeeps that have been lifted to look pretty and the owners actually think they will be abel to off road in them , but will then call you and your " old peice of crap CJ7" to come pull them out because they have a shit suspension , tires and horrible gear ratio. Haven't had to have a CJ7 come pull me out. 2012 rubi with 4:10 gear and the winch seem to handle everything I throw at it |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 12:59:30 PM EDT
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I sold this
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:01:12 PM EDT
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I sold this http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj255/LanceKilkenny/2011-04-06_09-10-10_886.jpg to buy this http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj255/LanceKilkenny/2011-07-31_11-50-18_601.jpg Must feel like a huge difference. I like the older BMWs a lot more than the newer ones. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:11:35 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:14:55 PM EDT
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slammed to the ground dodge neon with 55 gallon drum tail pipe or any car with 55 gallon drum pipe that has 4 cylinders and a fag for a driver that has to hold his pants up .
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:16:41 PM EDT
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I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles.
But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:17:32 PM EDT
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Ford F-Series/ Super Duty, Chevy Silverado, Avalanche, Tahoe, Suburban, GMC Sierra, Yukon, Hummer H1, H2, H3, Dodge Ram, Durango and ANY Pontiac. Join Date... Check Post Count... Check So do you drive a Prius or Smartcar? Avalanche... 
I hope the explanation for that horrible parking job is "That is not my truck." or "The wife did it." |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:22:46 PM EDT
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Funny story. i'm at Home Depot Sunday and as I was leaving I walk past this tricked out Hummer. Gentleman had bought a 3/0 x 4/0 pre hung window and couldn't make it fit in the back bed, i watched him try for ten minutes and then walk back into the store with it...
$80,000 POS |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:25:24 PM EDT
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1990's Ford Explorers that sag to one side that smell like weed.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:35:26 PM EDT
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4L_uf7pBNaU/UFNFeyejYnI/AAAAAAAAA34/cJZjtTFDlPc/s640/5569_100257403322974_7086419_n.jpg 300c. They are not Bentleys, the drivers need to quit acting like they are. Driver was probably a "Flatbiller" too,goes with the territory.What good is a bag of douche if it's not complete with the nozzle right? |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:39:38 PM EDT
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I just bought a new TDI Jetta...went over to VWVortex and reinforced something I had prior knowledge of...
The VW "brahs" are for the most part all douchebag hipsters. Minus a select few. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:47:26 PM EDT
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Quoted: I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles. But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:56:43 PM EDT
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Anyone without a lifted truck sucks cock. Or so I hear.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 1:58:41 PM EDT
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Mustangs and VWs.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 2:02:44 PM EDT
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I just bought a new TDI Jetta...went over to VWVortex and reinforced something I had prior knowledge of... The VW "brahs" are for the most part all douchebag hipsters. Minus a select few. Stretched tires are as gay as a stretched asshole. 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 2:54:08 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2013 3:01:54 PM EDT
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I real douche is one who talks shit about what another buys, wears and drives! Ya'll need to quit hate'n on folks and worry bout ya damn self, just because your broke or penny penching ass drives a minivan or Kia and it pisses you off. Who really cares Anyone who actually talks like this, let alone TYPES like this, is of the highest order of douchebaggery regardless of his mode of conveyance. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 3:07:58 PM EDT
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I real douche is one who talks shit about what another buys, wears and drives! Ya'll need to quit hate'n on folks and worry bout ya damn self, just because your broke or penny penching ass drives a minivan or Kia and it pisses you off. Who really cares Anyone who actually talks like this, let alone TYPES like this, is of the highest order of douchebaggery regardless of his mode of conveyance. 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 3:21:13 PM EDT
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I would say beat the fuck pick up trucks by any manufacturer, and El Caminos.
Bilster PS Fuck Obama Fuck Biden Fuck Holder Fuck Cuomo Fuck Swinestain |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 3:31:07 PM EDT
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Quoted: It felt like driving an F1 car compared to my truck.Quoted: I sold this http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj255/LanceKilkenny/2011-04-06_09-10-10_886.jpg to buy this http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj255/LanceKilkenny/2011-07-31_11-50-18_601.jpg Must feel like a huge difference. I like the older BMWs a lot more than the newer ones. I also like the earlier cars better. I'm currently looking for an E30 to replace this one. The driving experience has gradually gotten softer and cushier since the E30s IMHO. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 3:38:11 PM EDT
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Did anyone say Crown Vics yet?
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Posted: 2/19/2013 3:41:37 PM EDT
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Double douche status
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:00:11 PM EDT
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Double douche status https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-6vwMlstr7wk/TvVRVwUnkhI/AAAAAAAAB4s/Vt7vvj8KWbk/w571-h428-o-k/1203111626.jpg https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-0ZLmXAKUMaU/SnDR9v62gfI/AAAAAAAAARw/2alqi28xM-k/s640/MVC-009S.JPG https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-GewijNlffV8/TbYTwEGvfEI/AAAAAAAABrI/2SYaQasGfMQ/s1020/IMG_0982.JPG The old school dodge is cool. The lifted truck is douche |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:01:50 PM EDT
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This guy here drives a HEMI
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:06:33 PM EDT
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Well shit. I've read that lifted truck, tahoes, caddies, attention whoring cars, and quads are for douchebags. I guess I'm guilty.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:08:47 PM EDT
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Well shit. I've read that lifted truck, tahoes, caddies, attention whoring cars, and quads are for douchebags. I guess I'm guilty. http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/2012%20Superduty/photo6.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/CTS-V/bc886162.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/Viper/9631651dfd02f007a1085e2f814c85e3.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/a4628e043cbd9d828c22c83391200027.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/Banshee/71b3623f3d7a91aa87f418e3dc9879fe.jpg Yes..................but I'd still like to be you. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:14:09 PM EDT
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Well shit. I've read that lifted truck, tahoes, caddies, attention whoring cars, and quads are for douchebags. I guess I'm guilty. http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/2012%20Superduty/photo6.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/CTS-V/bc886162.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/Viper/9631651dfd02f007a1085e2f814c85e3.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/a4628e043cbd9d828c22c83391200027.jpg http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn38/rccox/Banshee/71b3623f3d7a91aa87f418e3dc9879fe.jpg Your douchebaggery knows no limits!
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:25:05 PM EDT
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Degree of douchebaggery is directly proportional to the loudness of the exhaust. I would argue with this, but my truck is loud as fuck, and most would in fact describe me as a douchebag. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:26:44 PM EDT
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Large pickup trucks. The dumb fucks that commute in those:
1.) Can't stay in their lane; 2.) Tailgate; 3.) Can't park for shit; 4.) Just generally drive like shit heads. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:28:54 PM EDT
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Degree of douchebaggery is directly proportional to the loudness of the exhaust. I would argue with this, but my truck is loud as fuck, and most would in fact describe me as a douchebag. You even have a ricer handle, too.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:34:08 PM EDT
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Anything with a "Calvin peeing" sticker on the back. Two stickers means total douchebag. TapouT sticker doubles down. I couldn't agree more. 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:35:06 PM EDT
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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc298/Jumpshot2755/IMG_5185.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8375/8488654373_f183cb68f8_b.jpg If you ever want to sell that truck let me know. Yes, I will go to Oregon to get it. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:38:00 PM EDT
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http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc298/Jumpshot2755/IMG_5185.jpg http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8375/8488654373_f183cb68f8_b.jpg If you ever want to sell that truck let me know. Yes, I will go to Oregon to get it. Like 'em old, huh?
ETA: It's not clean very often (I go up in the hills a lot), but here's a rare clean picture. This was taken before I put off road tires on it. 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:38:10 PM EDT
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Harleys.  ^This....does the Harley engine have a problem stalling out or something? They seem incapable of idling in neutral at stop lights, parking lots, or just when moving at slower speeds. The constant need for revving your engine's at every possible moment when not using the throttle for actual propulsion purposes must be horrible. If you didn't know better, you would think that these guys are complete attention whores, pfft good thing I am in the know and am completely aware you never look an outlaw in the eye. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:51:56 PM EDT
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Ford F-Series/ Super Duty, Chevy Silverado, Avalanche, Tahoe, Suburban, GMC Sierra, Yukon, Hummer H1, H2, H3, Dodge Ram, Durango and ANY Pontiac. Huh..... |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 4:56:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:01:55 PM EDT
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I guess I'm a certifiable douche bag........ 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:02:22 PM EDT
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Calling the youngsters out for being proud of their ride is lame. Do you guys remember that first taste of freedom? I was as proud to drive around in that '72 Chevy Rustbucket as I was the night after I first "got my turtle muddy". Talk about "chicken-hawking", I was the struttinest, cockiest, not-give-a-fuck dude on the street. Quit hating on what somebody chooses to spend their time and money on. I'm sure we've all been frivolous in our youth. You do have a point. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:02:45 PM EDT
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I guess I'm a douche
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:10:58 PM EDT
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I gotta go with the Mazda Miata.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:11:32 PM EDT
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Waste of a first post, but here we go.
I've doubled down on douchebaggery. My daily driver is a 1996 Mustang GT with around 300K on it. It has been a great car. I have an '06 Range Rover that is used exclusively for hunting, getting to hiking spots, and hauling the trailer to pick up construction/yard materials. I have never driven a vehicle that inspires so many nasty looks, or inspires other drives to be complete a**clowns. Then I get the nasty looks from other RR drivers because I guess I don't look like I should be driving it. They really love to see the old rusted Bradley trailer behind it. My vote goes to Saturns and anything consistently being driven in the passing lane without ever overtaking a vehicle in the driving lane. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:12:30 PM EDT
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They're easy to spot: http://www.loriferber.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/b/obama-2012-bumper-sticker.gif WELL PLAYED SIR!!!! |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:12:58 PM EDT
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No one said Volvo yet. Amazing They just drive really fucking slow. The trucks around me are good to go for the most part. We do have some that have 12"lifts with 38"mud tires and 10"exhaust pipes out of the bed with out a drop of mud on them. They stick out like a sore thumb and I just pass them and forget them. BMW drivers seem ok it's the AUDI assholes that piss me off. I avoid staying close to any car with a handicap tag or parking tag though. Most of them should not be near a gas pedal. I'm not knocking on everyone that has a disablillity. Mainly the older folks that act like they can't see and I have seen several not move for emerengcy vehicles because they can't hear them coming. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:15:36 PM EDT
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Woohoo I drive the only premium SUV not listed as a douchemobile. Qx56
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