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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:19:52 PM EDT
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Nissan 350z/370z My roomate drives one and he's about as socially adept as a cedar post, plus a virgin, so you can scratch one from the heard 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:21:26 PM EDT
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Detecting a lot of jealousy in this thread.............whiners gonna whine, I suppose.
Oh wait, I think I see a tiny spec of dust on my Vette. I'll polish it up after I'm through polishing my tiny penis.
 to GD. The bullshit in here never ceases. 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:21:54 PM EDT
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Corvette's, old douches that think they are young because they drive a plastic car. I don't think I am young...when I was young I couldn't afford the insurance.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:23:25 PM EDT
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I think if you ram is uglier than all get out you should get a pass... http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f51/wgates011/2011-09-12_18-41-52_91.jpg  YOU DON'T HAVE FLIP OUT TOW MIRRORS.
Thank god. 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:24:05 PM EDT
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I guess I'm a douche 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/eli75/35A82DFD-0BDC-4CAC-B82A-D41137AD18DD-167-0000002A652FB439.jpg Dude,turn your bars. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:25:09 PM EDT
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Anything from Japan or if you are in Colorado they are Subaru's. Hippies, need I say more. I would rather drive a Dodge with a Cummins than any Toyota no matter how much more the Toyota is "Made in the USA".
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:25:31 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:28:31 PM EDT
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Ford F-Series/ Super Duty, Chevy Silverado, Avalanche, Tahoe, Suburban, GMC Sierra, Yukon, Hummer H1, H2, H3, Dodge Ram, Durango and ANY Pontiac. So basically any truck?
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:28:42 PM EDT
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Nope. One of my best friends, who's very patient and generous to others, drives one.
Chevy Avalanche. Every. Fucking. Time. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:28:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:32:12 PM EDT
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Ram trucks
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:39:02 PM EDT
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Well shit. I've read that lifted truck, tahoes, caddies, attention whoring cars, and quads are for douchebags. I guess I'm guilty. 
Well, it is a two-smoke.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:44:02 PM EDT
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I love how the butthurt makes everyone just post up that the person naming their ride can't afford it.
Anyone can borrow money to buy whatever car- wanna impress us with your stacks of cash? Donate it to a worthy cause. I don't give a shit what anybody drives, but the people who drive any older "higher end" car are the most annoying. "I'm suddenly someone because I have an Audi A6" even though it's an unsafe 120K mile $3,500 shitbox from 13 years ago. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:50:25 PM EDT
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Anything with a "Calvin peeing" sticker on the back. Two stickers means total douchebag. TapouT sticker doubles down. I concur with this one. Also, the diesel rivalry stickers. Hey guy, we already know which one you think is best, you're driving it. Also if you like vertical pipes get a CDL, no one but your buddies thinks its cool, it's loud and it stinks, and says to me that you are an attention whore |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 5:51:47 PM EDT
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Im sure that the height of douchebaggery is driving a Subaru Outback.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:23:13 PM EDT
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I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles.
But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:25:58 PM EDT
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Corvette's, old douches that think they are young because they drive a plastic car. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y91/Eyesofsilver/web%20avatars%20and%20useful%20pics/5e5vfs.gif ^this Omg!!! I lost my beer.... Haha |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:40:59 PM EDT
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ford excursions cause they just are. dodge neons and dodge darts they want speed but they have no speed
EDIT the new style Ford Impalas |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:46:31 PM EDT
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ford excursions cause they just are. dodge neons and dodge darts they want speed but they have no speed EDIT the new style Ford Impalas 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:46:45 PM EDT
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Im sure that the height of douchebaggery is driving a Subaru Outback. i concur, my brother in law drives one, and he is a raging douche bag |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:49:02 PM EDT
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Lifted trucks seem to be about the highest D-bag ratio down here. Back in ohio it was ghetto-half riced out fart can POS's. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:52:04 PM EDT
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Shit, sure am glad I sold my douchebagy lifted truck.
Now I have an Audi TT and 70' Austin Cooper. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:59:14 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles. But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo. I Knew It!!! 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 6:59:36 PM EDT
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They're easy to spot: http://www.loriferber.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/o/b/obama-2012-bumper-sticker.gif We have a winner. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:01:23 PM EDT
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Cop cars?
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:04:17 PM EDT
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Im sure that the height of douchebaggery is driving a Subaru Outback. Nope. The Outback is a pretty boring car that doesn't satisfy the attention whoring "look at me" and "I'm better than you" needs of a douchebag. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:07:58 PM EDT
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I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles.
But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo.
What model? I have an overwhelming sence it's a 240. I don't know why though. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:13:03 PM EDT
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Anything BMW Need a broader brush? no, he's right I see. So you're having a problem affording one too. An E-4 can afford a low end BMW... |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:30:19 PM EDT
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I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles.
But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo.
What model? I have an overwhelming sence it's a 240. I don't know why though. What's interesting is that the Volvo 240 is probably my favorite car of all time (especially the station wagon, 245), so your intuition is pretty accurate - but the one I had was a V70. Great car. I really liked it a LOT. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:41:30 PM EDT
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What's interesting is that the Volvo 240 is probably my favorite car of all time (especially the station wagon, 245), so your intuition is pretty accurate - but the one I had was a V70. Great car. I really liked it a LOT. A college professor driving a fuckin' Volvo V70. Who'da thunk it?
ETA: That moment you realize you're a stereotype... |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:47:26 PM EDT
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I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles.
But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo.
What model? I have an overwhelming sence it's a 240. I don't know why though. What's interesting is that the Volvo 240 is probably my favorite car of all time (especially the station wagon, 245), so your intuition is pretty accurate - but the one I had was a V70. Great car. I really liked it a LOT. Ha!! 240's are tanks! I hate working on them though. Any year v70 is a good car. What year is yours? 2001 up? Go check out the new S60 T6 and thank me later. 
I will be busting around in a '01 v70 2.5t in a few weeks  . Just picked one up for just over a grand.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:48:04 PM EDT
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What's interesting is that the Volvo 240 is probably my favorite car of all time (especially the station wagon, 245), so your intuition is pretty accurate - but the one I had was a V70. Great car. I really liked it a LOT. A college professor driving a fuckin' Volvo V70. Who'da thunk it?
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Posted: 2/19/2013 7:57:02 PM EDT
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I just realized that TWO of my current vehicles (as well as my previous vehicle) have been listed in this thread as douchebag vehicles.
But neither are BMW or a Dodge Ram, so at least I'm not on the top of the douchebag totem pole. I'd bet something, like a stripper clip for a Steyr-Hahn, that you're talking about a Volvo.
What model? I have an overwhelming sence it's a 240. I don't know why though. What's interesting is that the Volvo 240 is probably my favorite car of all time (especially the station wagon, 245), so your intuition is pretty accurate - but the one I had was a V70. Great car. I really liked it a LOT. Ha!! 240's are tanks! I hate working on them though. Any year v70 is a good car. What year is yours? 2001 up? Go check out the new S60 T6 and thank me later.
I will be busting around in a '01 v70 2.5t in a few weeks . Just picked one up for just over a grand.
I don't actually have it anymore. I had it from 1999 to 2006 - it was a 1998 model that I bought slightly used. My two current vehicles are these: 
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:00:25 PM EDT
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If you drive a Dodge Cummins that has been lifted so high with 10" stacks, oversized wheels and tires, and a chip, which is useless for pulling a trailer or even hauling something in the bed, you're a douche. But the black smoke bro. Joking, but i agree. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:05:51 PM EDT
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Degree of douchebaggery is directly proportional to the loudness of the exhaust. My truck is quite loud. Haters gonna hate. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:07:43 PM EDT
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And will never see a mud puddle.... |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:07:45 PM EDT
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No one said Volvo yet. Amazing Got two of them, they're safe for the family and last a long time. Who's the douche?
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:09:01 PM EDT
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Anyone who feels that other drivers are having trouble understanding what brand, or model, vehicle he is driving, and in what is surely an altruistic effort to help eliminate any confusion, pastes the brand or model in 5" high white lettering across the windshield or rear window.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:12:02 PM EDT
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Douches drive just about everything. From clapped out Honda civics with fart cans to super expensive one ton trucks pooring black smoke out of the tail pipe it all depends on the size of their budget. I do notice the GM Duramax trucks seem to attract more douches here but then again it is probably different somewhere else.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:12:34 PM EDT
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Now don't take this as an incrimination of all owners of these vehicles, but I have to say based on personal observation, that a statistically higher than average number of douchebag drivers drive Ram trucks or low-end BMW cars. bmw |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 8:43:45 PM EDT
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Anything with this on the back window: http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k616/KingNothing02/ArfCom/tth.jpg In my experience, those are the guys that have a 150 acre lease with 6 guns on it, so they can poach the neighbors and road hunt on the way to and from the lease. Sometimes they just skip the lease. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 9:22:26 PM EDT
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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-4L_uf7pBNaU/UFNFeyejYnI/AAAAAAAAA34/cJZjtTFDlPc/s640/5569_100257403322974_7086419_n.jpg 300c. They are not Bentleys, the drivers need to quit acting like they are. Out of curiousity, how does one act like he's driving a Bentley? I don't like the styling of the 300 or the Charger, I think it's over the top. However, I am intrested in them because of the 2 optional v-8s and available AWD. I just wish they were a little more "invisible". |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 9:30:02 PM EDT
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No matter what you drive, in someone's opinion it's worthy of the " Douche tag ". IMO a better way to accurately measure the douchieness (sp) would be the add ons ie..bumper stickers, vanity plates, pipes etc etc. The pissing stickers are a shoe in also the "In loving memeory" decals. This POS 94 chevy S-10 is dedicated in loving memory of Dale Earhardt or Bobby Ray whoever. Co-exist But FTW The blue circle on a red back ground on a prius. |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 9:41:48 PM EDT
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I love my Dodge ram 3500.
I like my Tundra too
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:02:21 PM EDT
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wow a thread about douchbags. 8 pages and only 2 cop cars and not one Prius
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:04:10 PM EDT
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Lifted trucks with lots of chrome but no scratches.
Hondas with fart cans. V-6 Mustangs. :) |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:10:48 PM EDT
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A. HID headlights plus foglights = dbag (also gauged on brightness and if I see spots after passing),
B. Escalade, Avalanche, BMW, Mercedes, or ricer mobile.... (meh, more or less, but usually only if they drive like a d-bag, ie, riding my ass, sudden lane change with no blinker, etc.) C. Obama/Biden stickers, tapout, truck nuts, fart pipe = dbag. Combo of A or B, A or C, etc, = d-bag Combo of A, B, and C = mega d-bag |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:21:54 PM EDT
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Mustang, especially the Fox Body.
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:22:39 PM EDT
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Gotta go with Chrysler 300s.
I have seen some of these older gangbanger types go ballistic if their precious 300 is smudged. Hey guy...it's a Chrysler... |
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Posted: 2/19/2013 10:26:30 PM EDT
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This thread reminds me, I need to get one of my douchemobiles working so I can go terrorize the 'hood with my load pipes
I vote for any vehicle with obvious offroad accessories that looks like it's been to the detailers more times than it's been off pavement. Gratuitous chrome just seals the deal
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