What the fuck is with arfcom and chili??

Outside of Frito pies and hot dogs at a fairs and football games I've never seen the nasty shit.  

Born, raised, lived in Texas all my life.  NOBODY fucking makes chili.  NOBODY fucking eats chili.  NOBODY fucking talks about chili.  NOBODY fucking wants chili.

oh, what a sad, isolated life you have led.


I pity you.

In before the ban.  

FPNI

Originally from MD, had chili at least every month, usually every week.

Maybe you're a bad Texan.

Op should I send you a fruit plate to calm you down?

Just finished eating chili left-overs for lunch.  With Beans and cheese.  GA transplant to TX.

You know who doesn't like chili OP?  

Hillary.  You and Hillary share something in common.

it's a bit chili in this thread

Chili is some serious shit! Get with it OP!

Those nice folks in cowboy hats at your front door are there to escort you to the state line. Please be cooperative.

CT pretty much the same except fall/winter months bowl chili. Spring/summer chili for burgers, dogs or spaghetti bombs

SHIT!  that reminds me.... I need to prep to make a huge batch of chili now that the weather is getting cooler.

 

Fpni, 2pni

FPNI

I shall pray for you.

eta: 2pni

So OP beans or no beans?

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Chili is great, beans or no beans.

OP, are you vegan?

I'm sorry you have no cultural identity, or regional tradition with which to associate.


Beans, bitches!

He might as well have started a 9vs45 or ARvsAK thread...

I assume youre talking about chili with beans, as without, its not chili

It's a stupid easy stew that even the most illiterate person can make with fire, a pan, simple steps, little sharp knife operation, and a basic knowledge of "food".

That's why it's GD's favorite.  

this is not the Texas I was raised in. I feel sorry for OP. Would you like to try my Chili? Maybe then you will get the obsession.

You see young one, there are people out there who believe that Chili does not have beans it in.  These people are called "wrong".  

There was once a small debate in the bowels of GD.

If you don't eat chili the terrorists win.

Chili without beans is the sauce that binds us!

OP, beans or no beans?

Since you are uninformed about chili, let me give you a hint. When you make it put beans in it or its not chili.

That is all

Dig in, OP.

Hell, you can even get good chili in Kali along with cornbread.

Did the short bus let you off a stop to early?

I eat chili all the time, and i dont care if it has beans or not.

I made bear chili a few weeks ago. Of coarse it had beans and oh my, it was amazing.

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Wow, just wow.  What a miserable life you must lead, OP.

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I don't make the beef stew that some folks call chili here, but I do like a can of Hormel No Beans over crushed crackers on a cold day watching TV.

Huh, i didnt know Arfcom had any card carrying communists as members.
Guess you learn something new every day.....

Born and raised in an office high rise in downtown Houston?

Don't feel bad. Most texicans know fuckall about chilli, so you're not alone.

Well, you should. Every bean that you eat in what would otherwise be called chili causes an angel to die of AIDS, fall from heaven, and squash a puppy, kitten, and baby...who then turn into angels themselves...until you eat another damn bean in a bowl of chili and they die of AIDS. You. Sick. Monster.

Coming from a snow Mexican, that means less than nothing.  

Let's say you grew up your whole life making, ordering and eating burgers, which were developed wherever you fictionally grew up.  The burger of your youth was a simple, but good affair:  Quality bun, good meat, thick sliced cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh sliced tomato, mayo.

Then you read online about other people making what they call burgers.  It's similar, with a bun, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo....but they add a drop of Worcestershire sauce to the meat when making patties.  You mention that you grew up where they invented burgers, and had never put Worcestershire  in with the meat.  They respond that if you don't add the W, it isn't actually a burger.  In fact, what you're eating may as well be a grilled cheese sandwich.

This would be confusing enough, but as you dig more, you find out that most of the people telling you your burger isn't actually a burger at all make veggie burgers...they're adding a drop of Worcestershire sauce into their black bean vegan patty, and claiming that theirs is actually a burger and yours isn't.  Even worse, they're using buns bought from Walmart, their cheese is that nasty processed single packaged shit kids use to make actual grilled cheese sandwiches, and they're using canned tomatoes instead of fresh sliced.

You can understand how someone who grew up in the place where burgers first became a "thing" would be confused by a bunch of black bean vegan patty, processed shit ingredient using people telling him his burger was actually a grilled cheese sandwich that sucked and their vegan burgers were the only real burger.  You might even feel sympathy for these poor folks, who obviously wouldn't know a good burger if it came to life and chocked them to death with their own Worcestershire sprinkled vegan black bean burger.  

Similarly, Texans have struggled to bring enlightenment to those poor fools that think any of the following:

1) that chili without beans is "hot dog/spaghetti sauce" (which makes me feel bad not only for their never having good chili, but apparently good spaghetti either).
2) that a teaspoon of dried generic chili powder from the store is a suitable amount of "spices"
3) that ground beef in a tube is an acceptable starting point for chili meat
4) that canned anything makes chili "good".
5) that beans magically add "flavor" to anything

It's less that we're bothered by the beans themselves, and more that if someone insists chili has to have beans, you know they've probably never made chili that didn't have the following ingredients: ground beef, a small amount store bought chili powder, canned beans.  Hopefully someday they can try actual chili and be enlightened.  

Probably Austin with their cruelty free SoyBQ and gluten free organic beer.