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What the fuck is with arfcom and chili??

Outside of Frito pies and hot dogs at a fairs and football games I've never seen the nasty shit.  

Born, raised, lived in Texas all my life.  NOBODY fucking makes chili.  NOBODY fucking eats chili.  NOBODY fucking talks about chili.  NOBODY fucking wants chili.

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Let's say you grew up your whole life making, ordering and eating burgers, which were developed wherever you fictionally grew up.  The burger of your youth was a simple, but good affair:  Quality bun, good meat, thick sliced cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh sliced tomato, mayo.

Then you read online about other people making what they call burgers.  It's similar, with a bun, cheese, lettuce, tomato, and mayo....but they add a drop of Worcestershire sauce to the meat when making patties.  You mention that you grew up where they invented burgers, and had never put Worcestershire  in with the meat.  They respond that if you don't add the W, it isn't actually a burger.  In fact, what you're eating may as well be a grilled cheese sandwich.

This would be confusing enough, but as you dig more, you find out that most of the people telling you your burger isn't actually a burger at all make veggie burgers...they're adding a drop of Worcestershire sauce into their black bean vegan patty, and claiming that theirs is actually a burger and yours isn't.  Even worse, they're using buns bought from Walmart, their cheese is that nasty processed single packaged shit kids use to make actually grilled cheese sandwiches, and they're using canned tomatoes instead of fresh sliced.

You can understand how someone who grew up in the place where burgers first became a "thing" would be confused by a bunch of black bean vegan patty, processed shit ingredient using people telling him his burger was actually a grilled cheese sandwich that sucked and their vegan burgers were the only real burger.  You might even feel sympathy for these poor folks, who obviously wouldn't know a good burger if it came to life and chocked them to death with their own Worcestershire sprinkled vegan black bean burger.  

Similarly, Texans have struggled to bring enlightenment to those poor fools that think any of the following:

1) that chili without beans is "hot dog/spaghetti sauce" (which makes me feel bad not only for their never having good chili, but apparently good spaghetti either).
2) that a teaspoon of dried generic chili powder from the store is a suitable amount of "spices"
3) that ground beef in a tube is an acceptable starting point for chili meat
4) that canned anything makes chili "good".
5) that beans magically add "flavor" to anything

It's less that we're bothered by the beans themselves, and more that if someone insists chili has to have beans, you know they've probably never made chili that didn't have the following ingredients: ground beef, a small amount store bought chili powder, canned beans.  Hopefully someday they can try actual chili and be enlightened.  

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Mayo? On a burger? Have you no decency?

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Just finished eating chili left-overs for lunch.  With Beans and cheese.  GA transplant to TX.

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What the fuck is with arfcom and chili??

Outside of Frito pies and hot dogs at a fairs and football games I've never seen the nasty shit.  

Born, raised, lived in Texas all my life.  NOBODY fucking makes chili.  NOBODY fucking eats chili.  NOBODY fucking talks about chili.  NOBODY fucking wants chili.

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oh, what a sad, isolated life you have led.


I pity you.

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One wonders if OP has ever had a PB&J with the crust still on it.

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Like so many other things here, once the water heads glom onto it, it lasts for years.

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What the fuck is with arfcom and chili??

Outside of Frito pies and hot dogs at a fairs and football games I've never seen the nasty shit.  

Born, raised, lived in Texas all my life.  NOBODY fucking makes chili.  NOBODY fucking eats chili.  NOBODY fucking talks about chili.  NOBODY fucking wants chili.

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I assume youre talking about chili with beans, as without, its not chili

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What the fuck is with arfcom and chili??

Outside of Frito pies and hot dogs at a fairs and football games I've never seen the nasty shit.  

Born, raised, lived in Texas all my life.  NOBODY fucking makes chili.  NOBODY fucking eats chili.  NOBODY fucking talks about chili.  NOBODY fucking wants chili.

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Dig in, OP.





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oh, what a sad, isolated life you have led.


I pity you.

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Let's say you grew up your whole life...SNIP

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Let's say you grew up your whole life making, ordering and eating burgers, which were developed wherever you fictionally grew up.  The burger of your youth was a simple, but good affair:  Quality bun, good meat, thick sliced cheese, fresh lettuce, fresh sliced tomato, mayo.

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You don't know wtf you're talking about

http://i1306.photobucket.com/albums/s574/VrodRay/30040319-8204-4442-94B0-BCC4C98B9325_zpsd8wauege.jpg

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What the fuck is with arfcom and chili??

Outside of Frito pies and hot dogs at a fairs and football games I've never seen the nasty shit.  

Born, raised, lived in Texas all my life.  NOBODY fucking makes chili.  NOBODY fucking eats chili.  NOBODY fucking talks about chili.  NOBODY fucking wants chili.

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Similarly, Texans have struggled to bring enlightenment to those poor fools that think any of the following:

1) that chili without beans is "hot dog/spaghetti sauce" (which makes me feel bad not only for their never having good chili, but apparently good spaghetti either).
2) that a teaspoon of dried generic chili powder from the store is a suitable amount of "spices"
3) that ground beef in a tube is an acceptable starting point for chili meat
4) that canned anything makes chili "good".
5) that beans magically add "flavor" to anything

It's less that we're bothered by the beans themselves, and more that if someone insists chili has to have beans, you know they've probably never made chili that didn't have the following ingredients: ground beef, a small amount store bought chili powder, canned beans.  Hopefully someday they can try actual chili and be enlightened.  

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op and this thread is dildos

i made a yuge crock pot of chili last weekend

banhammer op

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No beans = Meat sauce