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Posted: 12/18/2022 9:17:34 PM EDT
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Tattoo artists are sworn a blood oath to only tattoo special forces tats, gang tats, Mafia/organized crime tats(Tong, Rooskie, special forces, ninja, yakuza, etc) and will only tattoo a person they have researched & confirmed the recipient actually earned the tattoo.
Lethal Weapon “special forces tattoo,” John Wick, etc. If the tattoo-ee isn’t special forces, Hell’s Angels, etc—they call someone “in the know” to set the world right. No stolen valor tats! |
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Posted: 12/18/2022 11:26:34 PM EDT
[#2]
Bullet- especially from Rifle will not penetrate car (or plane) body, it simply makes spark.
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Posted: 12/18/2022 11:42:47 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ninjas have been a very small part of my life, I was led to believe they would kill my family. 
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Posted: 12/18/2022 11:46:22 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: My sister thought Vikings were originally from Scotland because of the How to Train Your Dragon series.  (The Vikings in those movies all have Scottish accents, for some stupid reason.) |
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Posted: 12/18/2022 11:48:57 PM EDT
[#5]
When you figure out the killer is the person with your police partner, it only takes you 10 seconds to race across the city, pull out your gun and confront the killer in the nick of time
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Posted: 12/18/2022 11:52:25 PM EDT
[#6]
My favorite is explaing one’s diabolical plan, telling the soon-to-die hero “I thought you would join me…” and having sharks with laser beams rather than just shooting, stabbing, strangling or bludgeoning the good guy to death.
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Posted: 12/18/2022 11:56:49 PM EDT
[#7]
Every murder is solved by detectives because they only work one case at a time.
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Posted: 12/19/2022 12:25:20 AM EDT
[#8]
All old black people are full of kindly wisdom and impart crucial life lessons.
I can go anywhere in a building undetected through the air conditioning ducts. All air conditioning ducts are shiny and clean inside. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 12:48:56 AM EDT
[#9]
Every handgun, whether semi-auto or revolver will automatically make a loud slide racking sound just by presenting it or pointing it at someone.
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Posted: 12/19/2022 2:10:25 AM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That all the good guys/ heroes and half the bad guys/ pimps knew Kung- Fu in in the black exploitation movies of the 1970s. The black good guys had theme music when they walked down the street. A simple karate chock to the neck would knock the bad guy unconscious as fast a a Vulcan neck pinch. All the secret agents knew how to do it. The good guy in a western doesn't even have to point the gun at the bad guy to kill him, I learned that in Shane. He could shoot at the floor and hit the guy in the balcony. Cowboys could snap shoot from the waist and hit a guy on a horse galloping away at 300 yards, but not hit a guy standing still at 10 yards. Simply putting on a pair of glasses is a perfect disguise for someone like Superman, but The Lone Ranger needs a slightly larger mask. Simple eye covering seems to disguise people's voices and mannerisms so that no one, even close friends, recognize them. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 2:33:00 AM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ninjas have been a very small part of my life, I was led to believe they would kill my family.  Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 2:56:57 AM EDT
[#12]
If you are wrongfully accused of murder, you can kill enough people to prove your innocence.
All the dead people and blown up buildings are no big deal. You did what you had to do. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 3:09:51 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Every murder is solved by detectives because they only work one case at a time. Grown people still think that Police Detectives are only assigned one case at a time. They were always shocked when I told them we had a rotating case folder of about 80 at a time. And that we didn't catch the bad guy in 60 minutes. Or visit strip clubs to beat information out of Jimmy the Rat. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 4:27:59 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Haven't needed an Uzi yet, which even a small sample of 80s movies would tell you is completely wrong. Just because you don't have one doesn't mean you don't need one. A MAC or MP5 is also an acceptable substitute. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 4:29:55 AM EDT
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Suppressors make all guns as quiet as mouse farts. They also conceal the sound of a bullet impacting right next to the target as well. My personal favourite is knives that go zing when the light reflects off them. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 4:53:04 AM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ninjas have been a very small part of my life, I was led to believe they would kill my family. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 5:14:39 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/19/2022 6:28:54 AM EDT
[#18]
Every time you see a tractor trailer, it blows its air horn
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Posted: 12/19/2022 7:45:42 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How easy it is to access freight elevators and rooftops of tall buildings. Go watch “shiey” on Youtube he makes it look easy. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 10:55:28 AM EDT
[#20]
Women are the best drivers, and men should ride bitch.
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:25:20 AM EDT
[#21]
Those exploding arrowheads that Rambo used don't exist.
I wanted them ever since I was a kid. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:29:12 AM EDT
[#22]
TASERs and stun guns knock a person out for an extended length of time.
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:34:03 AM EDT
[#23]
Cars on dirt will make "peel out screech" sounds as if on concrete.
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:36:06 AM EDT
[#24]
Shotgun blasts do not make people fly 5 feet backwards.
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:36:31 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Half the population is LGBTXYZ The other half is black |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:38:10 AM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: For me, it was killer bees. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: As a kid I thought quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem than it's turned out to be. No Tarzan Bro? |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:40:51 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You can pull the pin on a grenade with your teeth. The first time I pulled a pin on a grenade I thought to myself Mother F^€#er. I am no John Wayne. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 11:42:10 AM EDT
[#28]
Shooting a .44 mag without ear pro wouldn't be that bad. Thanks a lot Dirty Harry.
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quick sand Yeah, it sure seems like this stuff was everywhere just waiting to trap you from watching tv. |
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Posted: 12/19/2022 12:02:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A 45 acp will lift a grown man up off his feet and throw him 10 feet backwards through a plate glass window if he is shot He asked for lies, not facts. 
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Posted: 12/20/2022 9:50:41 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Just because you don't have one doesn't mean you don't need one. A MAC or MP5 is also an acceptable substitute. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis |
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Posted: 12/20/2022 10:25:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: C'mon Hector, the MAC10 was practically designed for housewives Daddy would have gotten us Uzis Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just because you don't have one doesn't mean you don't need one. A MAC or MP5 is also an acceptable substitute. Daddy would have gotten us Uzis Fuck yeah. I-got-thst-reference.jpg |
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Posted: 12/20/2022 10:26:13 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2022 10:29:52 AM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Those exploding arrowheads that Rambo used don't exist. I wanted them ever since I was a kid. Aluminum arrows, pistol powder, a shotgun primer, a bb, and some duct tape. It was somewhat disappointing in comparison, but better than nothing. |
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Posted: 12/20/2022 10:55:20 AM EDT
[#34]
Flesh wounds
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Posted: 12/21/2022 1:36:04 PM EDT
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I almost forgot......people trying to kill me by putting poisonous snakes and spiders in my room while I slept. My 10yr old self thought that this was going to be a big problem when I got older.
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