He does seem incredibly capable on his own.

There goes the neighborhood.

No.

It's Trumps fault.

Just like the gas prices....

I had to go on a test drive with a customer the other day. Drove past a gas station and she made a comment about the high gas prices.

I simply said it seems like they've been on the rise since the new administration took office...

"It's all Trump. He's controlling the oil prices using his Russian friends to make President Biden look bad."  

All I heard in my head was every alarm screaming "DO NOT ENGAGE!! DO NOT ENGAGE!!"

I shut my mouth and drove us back to the dealership as quickly as possible.

Three egg omelette with mozzarella, two sausage patties, one glass of orange juice.

Now let's go ring some steel in the rain, and work on distance stuff.

That's one of those tungsten guide rod things....

Ya'll were discussing the socket head bolt in there last night....

Probably for the best.

Holy shit!!!!

That's some shit nightmares come from.

What in the actual fuck is wrong with you people keeping things like that near your families?????

Heroin and Cocaine???

Weird...

But, you do you, Boo...

It probably changes.

How do I fuck it?

You had my curiosity...

Now, you have my attention.

Story please....

Asking the important questions.

Speaking of liver disorders...

4. Moar. Days.  

DI,F

At work, so

Didn’t

But that poor toilet

Smart

Carefully?

Morning all.

Well right now the wife's already preggers, so don't have to worry about that for a few months.

I've found that adding dairy really speeds things up.

Yeah, it's always difficult to remain polite and disengage when you really want to look at them like

That was one of the first beers I had on tap (at 19, in Canada); good stuff.

So this ornery little shit . . .

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I looked down and he's got one of my socks between his paws, and I ask him "And what's that between your paws mister?"

So he reaches over and picks up the other one.

Then the wife starts laughing and says "Look, he's helping you pick them up so you can put them in the laundry basket."

I still haven't shot under noodles

Was a good time. Stalked a rabbit around for awhile.

Sounds like a good day

"DO NOT ENGAGE!!!! DO NOT ENGAGE!!!"

Extremely tempting.

Have been a fan of Smithwick's since we toured the brewery in Kilkenny way back when.

It's just like shooting during the day.

Totally the same thing.

Totally.

Correct

Thats what people say

I think it's a lie though

The cake is a lie.

That's for damn sure. I'd take at least bronze in the stupid ways you get your tractor stuck olympics. Oddly enough (and knock on wood) but I still haven't got the raptor stuck anywhere and I've been in some pretty gnarly stuff. Proof that the 6.2L is the chariot of the Gods



I had a couple fakers hand waving and pretending to contribute by asking 'concerned' questions about wordy word words, but I got them run off and got some time from a couple of my guys who are good at their part of the SOW. I did my part too, kept the team moving and didn't end up having to pull one of those bullshit allnighter all hands on deck circle jerk sessions. Leadership was happy, and I think we've covered our risk. The client is already going to sign but they hate our rate card and so asked for the exact same work fixed fee instead of T&M

Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

I'm thinking of polishing off that Bulleit now and then getting some more later

Good plan

We’re at the stall now boyos

In case anyone is wondering what stuck is up to...

Lunch at Applebee's....

What to get....


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My youngest shooting a couple weeks ago at the range where Flyover is held.

The super abbreviated version is that we were locked and loaded for a platoon tank table 12. We were on a floater tank that was usually bitched out for parts and treated like a 2 dollar hooker, and she finally got pissed. The engine caught fire but the automatic halon system failed to activate and the whole deck was engulfed in flames as it burned JP8 fuel and all the wiring back there. At same time the turret was pointing forward which meant the ammo stowage is right over the flame and was potentially going to ingnite and blowout. We had M1A1s and were using the 120mm combustable ammo, so big fires are no bueno. If even one goes off inside the turret everyone is pretty much cooked instantly despite the Nomex we wore. In this case the ammo doors were shut but you damn sure didn't want the ammo cooking off when you coming out of the hatches to escape, the blowout panels are on top and you'd likely get cooked on the way out

I was in the gunner's seat shooting for my platoon sergeant because his gunner was at sick call or some shit that day. Main gun was loaded and I was just about to test fire the coax when the track lost all power. I had literally said 'on the way' and squeezed the trigger when the power went off. Lights, comms, everything...but the engine was still running which was a big proble. It should have aborted when the power died but like I said this was an angry tank and it could defy the engineering physics

The loader said fuck the emergency fire procedures and jumped off the turret roof 10 feet to the ground and was a 100m away before we even realized it

I was elevating the gun, breaking the belt on the coax and yelling over the engine noise at the driver to hit the second shot for the manual engine halon bottle. His dumb ass flipped the crew compartment bottle switch instead, which is right behind his head in the drivers seat. Because we all had our helmets off and were trying to yell over the turbine, the blast knocked him out for a few seconds and froze his goddamn hair for a second. I saw it all in slow motion under the main gun while I was yelling at him. It was fucking hysterical actually, hair freezing and melting almost instantly

A shit ton of smoke came into the turret from the engine compartment and then the halon came backwards into the turret and sucked all the fucking air of my lungs. I bailed out, jumped on the front slope and hauled the retarded driver out of the hatch and then boogied to a safe distance. That back deck was toast, flame all around the bustle rack on the back of the turret and some of the road wheels caught on fire, but the platoon sergeant pulled the external emergency T handle and the main bottle went off finally and killed the bulk of it. The rest we got with hand helds

I don't know if the tank was a total loss but at least the main gun ammo didn't cook off from the heat so they may have been able to salvage the hull

Lucky also it wasn't our track or all our gear would have been in the bustle rack and gone up with it. Because it was a bitch tank it just a water cooler and the shitty 5 gallon plastic jerry can you drank your 100 degree water from got taken by the fire gods, but it could have been worse

Your tax dollars paid for that, so thanks actually, I appreciate it