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Just my dick with a little chocolate sauce, whip cream, and maybe a cherry; ladies love dessert!
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Halibut cut into chunks, pan fried in butter with little bit of salt. Fry with onions. Put it on rice.
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Usually Taco Bell with Ghost pepper sauce secretly put into the food.
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The horderve you say.
What is the soup du jour? It’s the soup of the day. Mmmm. That sounds good; I’ll have that. |
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I don't cook really, so I used my charm and wit, back in the day. The wife loves me so much, she feeds me.
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Fried shrimp. It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. https://i.imgur.com/6kK6Yzy.jpg View Quote |
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I take them to the place where they make the meal in front of you.
You know Subway |
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Fried shrimp. It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. https://i.imgur.com/6kK6Yzy.jpg Yes, but I'm not in the picture. That's my daughter. |
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A quick favorite is to just garlic and EVOO some shrimp then sautee with cavatelli, broccoli, more garlic, and a bit of red pepper flake.
Simple, light, delicious except for the garlic breath. |
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I like to offer sweet thing a nice fish sandwich, then we go for a ride in my convertible which does not exist.
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There is no way to make such a meal unless you know the persons likes and dislikes. Data you needs it.
Foolish to cater to your strength and hope its to her liking. You gonna serve steak to a salad eater or fish to a steak eater? You going to get the OH no, no, no unless you cater the meal to her. |
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I make chili.
Her panties come off shortly thereafter when she has to shit. |
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I make chili.
Her panties come off shortly thereafter when she has to shit. |
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Fried shrimp. It's the perfect food for the ladies. They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want. Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything. https://i.imgur.com/6kK6Yzy.jpg View Quote |
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I prefer doing it on an empty stomach, makes breakfast that much better.
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If you invite a lady over and going to cook a meal - what is your goto? For me is is always the grill - cook the whole meal outside... Grilled corn on the cob, sweet or baked potato, vegies (have a basket), and killer steak. For the horderve - I do a grilled scallops (wrapped in bacon or in a SOS Shell). https://cdn.shocho.co/sc-image/1/0/d/1/10d117785d9336af94ebab852cf9d29c.jpg?i10c=img.resize(width:800,height:800) Start off with a cocktail - preferable one that you use a boston shaker on.... Unreal how that get them in the mood.... Red View Quote |
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“Excuse me, dear, could you hand me that dish towel? Does it smell like chloroform to you, too?...”
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Jesus, it took that long for Imitation Crab Meat to be posted????
And not a single mention about Sliders? Damn ARFCOM, you really are slipping |
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To me, corn on the cob and romance do not mix. Unless of course there is mutual flossing.
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And they love bein called Bitches.. Call her a Bitch,Tell her to get in the dam truck and drive to TacoBell. Done Deal. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes |
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One night my GF was on her way over and said she was a little hungry. So I whipped up some bacon wrapped shrimp in a marinade that I threw together. She loved that it was tasty and not super unhealthy.
I usually invite girls over cook WITH me, that way we’re both in the kitchen talking, having fun, etc. |
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