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Link Posted: 7/21/2019 2:54:59 PM EDT
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I had an ex GF who was crazy about Spaghetti-O's.
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Chris Hansen:   "I'm going to need you to take a seat over here....."
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 2:55:12 PM EDT
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One night my GF was on her way over and said she was a little hungry. So I whipped up some bacon wrapped shrimp in a marinade that I threw together. She loved that it was tasty and not super unhealthy.

I usually invite girls over cook WITH me, that way we’re both in the kitchen talking, having fun, etc.
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Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:08:20 PM EDT
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The horderve you say.

What is the soup du jour?
It’s the soup of the day.
Mmmm. That sounds good; I’ll have that.
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Soup of the day: creme de maloins
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:10:51 PM EDT
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What ever she cooks, 60% of the time it works every time
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:11:06 PM EDT
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I like going with the Prime Rib. A home made wild mushroom and brandy (yes I said brandy) risotto makes a great side dish and the rohypnol doesn't overpower the aged parmesan I use.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:15:58 PM EDT
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Almost anything I cook. I am a very good cook and lately shes been liking anything involving shrimp or mushrooms.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:16:29 PM EDT
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River cooter
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I make a homemade marinara from San Marzanos that cooks all day and perfect al dente pasta

Throw in some nice selected wine and a light dessert of in season fruit (right now I’d do stone fruit grilled) and some homemade whipped cream.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:21:41 PM EDT
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Instapot some ribs, blackeyed peas and fresh warm cornbread.  Beans from the garden.

Smells good and shows you're a hunter gatherer that stays up on trends.

Ya, it's a country bias.  I like my women a little thick and farm strong.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:27:44 PM EDT
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For my wife (when we were dating) it was vegan sushi, and vegan pizza.  She's no longer a vegan thankfully.

Other than that I can do Italian and tex- mex well.  Learning Korean food now.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:39:12 PM EDT
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Pizza. Carry out pizza. Cheese only, medium size. Do I look like John D. Rockefeller?
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 3:50:44 PM EDT
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I worked with a school bus driver that was a guaranteed fuck if you took her out for a lobster dinner. Nope, I never took her out to see if she was just pulling my chain.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 4:01:48 PM EDT
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Right after the horderve comes the spelling contest.  If he wins, she takes her clothes off.

Poor incel.  
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The horderve you say.

What is the soup du jour?
It's the soup of the day.
Mmmm. That sounds good; I'll have that.
Right after the horderve comes the spelling contest.  If he wins, she takes her clothes off.

Poor incel.  
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 4:04:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/21/2019 4:07:41 PM EDT
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I worked with a school bus driver that was a guaranteed fuck if you took her out for a lobster dinner. Nope, I never took her out to see if she was just pulling my chain.  
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Steak & scallops at the local Japanese steakhouse is a sure fire panty dropper in my experience.  I think the hibachi chef's routine and some Japanese beer gets them going every time.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 4:08:48 PM EDT
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Yes, but I'm not in the picture.  That's my daughter.
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Fried shrimp.

It's the perfect food for the ladies.  They get to choose (which they love to do), they get 100% say so on the portion size they want, and it's light enough to be a snack if that's all they want.

Besides the point - If you can fry perfect shrimp and chicken, you can usually cook anything.

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are you wearing leggings?


Yes, but I'm not in the picture.  That's my daughter.
Well...this thread just got fucking weird.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 4:08:58 PM EDT
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Damn, some of you guys really know how to treat a lady.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 4:40:46 PM EDT
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Damn, some of you guys really know how to treat a lady.
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@dmfl54

yes in this thread...we see who has some game and who is still in their mom and dad's basement..

LOL

Red
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:04:10 PM EDT
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Panty dropping margarita recipe:

For one pitcher/six standard glasses:

3/8 cup fresh squeezed lime juice
3/8 cup triple sec
3/4 cup tequila
1 cup of fresh strawberries, peaches, or mango
Ice to top of pitcher
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:09:48 PM EDT
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I like to offer sweet thing a nice fish sandwich, then we go for a ride in my convertible which does not exist.
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Then I take her to the bedroom, which I call the LA Forum, 'cause it's where the Magic happens.

The magic happened over there, over there, and, watch your hand, right there, and even once up there; that was a long shot.

Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:10:31 PM EDT
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I just ask her if she wants to go get a pizza and fuck.

When she gives me a shitty look I ask her "What? You dont like pizza?"

Works every time.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:13:35 PM EDT
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https://ladiesletsgofishing.com/our-favorite-recipe-lazy-days-style-fish/

I add ground jalapeño to the breadcrumbs.

The Key lime sauce is amazing.

Hogfish or yellowtail snapper is my favorite with this recipe
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:14:49 PM EDT
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I make a mexican tortilla casserole, add that with a margarita and it worked.  Chicks dig mexican food.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:15:27 PM EDT
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Someone is an old time arfcommer.  Who wrote of their panty dropping lasagne?
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:17:06 PM EDT
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Fruit plate. Never fails.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:20:46 PM EDT
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A restaurant because I’m not a creep
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:22:36 PM EDT
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The first nice meal I cooked for my current GF consisted of salmon steak with lemon butter, local corn on the cob, and fresh sugar snap peas - all cooked outside on the grill.

She kept telling me to surprise her with the menu, and that was a mistake in retrospect. She like the salmon but didn't love it.

Now, marinated steak tips? She loves that
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:24:55 PM EDT
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I cook steak all the time, when I want the panties to drop back in the day, crawfish pasta was go to....
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 7:30:35 PM EDT
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The one women always appreciated for me was I made a veal, beef, and pork meat sauce for spaghetti, mom’s recipe. Tastes great.
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 8:20:39 PM EDT
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Crab Legs
Link Posted: 7/21/2019 8:24:19 PM EDT
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The first meal I cooked for what is now the wife was a pad Thai. It seems to have worked out good enough.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 3:50:15 AM EDT
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Someone is an old time arfcommer.  Who wrote of their panty dropping lasagne?
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Wasn't that subnet? No white sauce, cook the pasta sheets prior to assembly. Chilli, vodka and red wine in the red sauce. Spinach layer, cream cheese layer.

I tested it. It worked.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 3:54:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/22/2019 4:03:47 AM EDT
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I can make almost anything...what do you like?

I'll ask my kids, what country tonight???
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 4:11:45 AM EDT
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The horderve you say.

What is the soup du jour?
It's the soup of the day.
Mmmm. That sounds good; I'll have that.
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Link Posted: 7/22/2019 4:41:44 AM EDT
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Back in the day it was Crawfish and Tasso Fettuccine. Still works today but so does tuna casserole She doesn't care as long as she isn't cooking or cleaning up.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 4:52:07 AM EDT
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Somebody already beat me to tube steak.

Panty dropper drink is too rapie. Years ago that slob Tom Leykis had an episode where he wanted to know what was the best drink guys used to fuck chicks. I have gotten laid plenty of times when alcohol was involved (hell one time a chick got me, wasted and took advantage of me), but I never needed it to get their panties off. I stopped listening to him after that and the illegal alien support.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 6:06:45 AM EDT
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The horderve you say.

What is the soup du jour?
It’s the soup of the day.
Mmmm. That sounds good; I’ll have that.
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Link Posted: 7/22/2019 6:08:25 AM EDT
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Two mcdouble meals, one with fries, one with poutine, a coke, and a sprite.

If she's hungry she can bring her own food or something.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 6:12:47 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 7/22/2019 6:16:49 AM EDT
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I like to do a small-ish portion of fettuccine with a tomato creme sauce, with a grilled chicken in it, served with white wine.

I also make bitchin' crepes, and bacon rolled asparagus.

I've also done a pan fried steak, served with a side salad.

Don't make it so heavy that y'all can't fuck afterwards.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 6:19:26 AM EDT
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If you don't, or can't cook, you suck at being a human adult.

If you don't, or won't cook for your significant other, you suck at being in a relationship.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 6:46:21 AM EDT
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I can make almost anything...what do you like?

I'll ask my kids, what country tonight???
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Luxembourg please
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 7:37:41 AM EDT
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I like the Glenn Quagmire way, ROOFIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W1JEGnv15k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWUTj-GULsU
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 9:28:41 AM EDT
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When you're hung like a mule, you don't have to cook to get girls to come over.  They just show up.

for the rest of us,  I always made sure to bust out the bread maker and bake a loaf to get the house smelling decent.  Frozen strawberry margaritas, grilled backstrap/bacon wrapped duck breast, did the reast.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 9:34:36 AM EDT
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Back in the day I had my mom send me her Gumbo recipe ..being in Central Oklahoma not too many of my dates had tried it
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 9:35:42 AM EDT
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When I was dating my now wife, I made dinner for our first Valentine's Day.  I tried to be fancy and make spinach artichoke stuffed flank steak.  It turned out okay but I overcooked it by a lot and it was chewy.  I still think it was a failure but she still talks about it so she must have liked it.  Or at least appreciated the effort I put into it.
Link Posted: 7/22/2019 3:56:43 PM EDT
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When I was dating my now wife, I made dinner for our first Valentine's Day.  I tried to be fancy and make spinach artichoke stuffed flank steak.  It turned out okay but I overcooked it by a lot and it was chewy.  I still think it was a failure but she still talks about it so she must have liked it.  Or at least appreciated the effort I put into it.
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Yes - I think it is all about the effort....

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Link Posted: 7/22/2019 4:00:36 PM EDT
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Whatever bill cosby was cooking.
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