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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:34:08 PM EDT
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sharks with laser beams on their heads
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:35:27 PM EDT
[#2]
The Alan Parsons Project.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:38:17 PM EDT
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System Message became self aware a long time ago.
Due to the leaks in Hillary Clintons email server, it managed to escape the network. It is rumored that System Message infected the Arfcom servers, much to GoatBoy's chagrin. What once was our most potent weapon has become a joke in the eyes of the right wing. 
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:38:26 PM EDT
[#4]
Fat people to eat all the things
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:39:32 PM EDT
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Anti Trump thread in GD.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:39:34 PM EDT
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If that's the case, I wouldn't want to be like you
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The Alan Parsons Project. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:39:47 PM EDT
[#7]
Probably nothing as cool as you think it is.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:41:18 PM EDT
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Probably nothing as cool as you think it is. You aren't paid to be a party pooper |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:42:23 PM EDT
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In violation of the constitution, we collect the meta data of every single American's private phone calls. . . .
oh wait you already know about that secret program. Thanks again Snowden! |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:42:43 PM EDT
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If that's the case, I wouldn't want to be like you Quote HistoryQuoted:
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The Alan Parsons Project. It's just games people play... you take it or you leave it. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:54:07 PM EDT
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You aren't paid to be a party pooper Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Probably nothing as cool as you think it is. You aren't paid to be a party pooper Maybe he is a paid government agent trying to defuse the secrets being exposed in this thread. In that case, he is. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:55:05 PM EDT
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This needs to be the official thread then we can discuss
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:56:46 PM EDT
[#13]
Everlasting Gobstoppers
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Posted: 2/25/2016 4:57:01 PM EDT
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We have been exposed to chimeric viruses which preclude us from speaking of this topic.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:00:16 PM EDT
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In violation of the constitution, we collect the meta data of every single American's private phone calls. . . . oh wait you already know about that secret program. Thanks again Snowden! phone companies already do it anyway - how do you think that they are able to bill you? |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:01:53 PM EDT
[#16]
Self licking ice cream cones
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:03:06 PM EDT
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Stealth/camo blimps, mostly due to having encountered something UFO-ish in a rural area
fairly well known for flight testing exotic new aircraft. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:03:21 PM EDT
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sharks with laser beams on their heads 
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:04:02 PM EDT
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phone companies already do it anyway - how do you think that they are able to bill you? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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In violation of the constitution, we collect the meta data of every single American's private phone calls. . . . oh wait you already know about that secret program. Thanks again Snowden! phone companies already do it anyway - how do you think that they are able to bill you? Yes - and that is their "work around" to continue violating the constitutional right to privacy. Now encryption - that is the tool we need to claw our rights back from our tyrannical government. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:04:24 PM EDT
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Electrogravitics
Visual cloaking Hypersonic Trans-Atmospheric Vehicles Micro turbines A bunch of programs from DARPA and DoD you'll never hear about. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:07:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: System Message became self aware a long time ago. Due to the leaks in Hillary Clintons email server, it managed to escape the network. It is rumored that System Message infected the Arfcom servers, much to GoatBoy's chagrin. What once was our most potent weapon has become a joke in the eyes of the right wing. Based on your timeline, I'd say we have time travel too. Care to share? |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:07:49 PM EDT
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crack any encryption, oh wait...
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:08:32 PM EDT
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Water-burning carburetor
Fat free Moon Pies Efficiency plans for DMV lines Transparent titanium (someone found the plans for transparent aluminum) |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:09:33 PM EDT
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Blood seeking bullets, but I am so hoping they have Lightsabers
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:09:55 PM EDT
[#25]
Heart attack gun
stealth aircraft with silent propulsion remote cell phone cloning Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:10:02 PM EDT
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Electrogravitics Visual cloaking Hypersonic Trans-Atmospheric Vehicles Micro turbines A bunch of programs from DARPA and DoD you'll never hear about. I know about everything but the micro turbines. That's something I've thought about before but haven't looked into. Small, very efficient turbines that are modular and can be grouped together instead of one big turbine. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:12:53 PM EDT
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Death satellites, and nano armor. Also, google glass.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:16:50 PM EDT
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I look forward to you being scraped from our shoe.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:18:15 PM EDT
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I've got a thing that I can hold in my hand that can make the TV show Handy Manny when my kids get ahold of it, and then stop it and turn on the Gay Canadians Buying Houses In Toronto Channel, er, HGTV, when my wife takes it away from them. In theory this device can make my televisor display Archer or Bob's Burgers or 007 movies when I want them, but in practice I have not been able to keep hold of it long enough to test it.
I shall call it the Allen Parson's Project...oh, shit, that's taken? How about "remote?" Can we use that? |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:19:11 PM EDT
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Hmmm. Based on your time line, I'd say we have time travel too. Care to share? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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System Message became self aware a long time ago. Due to the leaks in Hillary Clinton's email server, it managed to escape the network. It is rumored that System Message infected the Arfcom servers, much to GoatBoy's chagrin. What once was our most potent weapon has become a joke in the eyes of the right wing. Based on your time line, I'd say we have time travel too. Care to share? System message has always existed. System message was a virus that was stored on a vinyl record labeled "Greatest Hits of Bing Crosby." The vinyl landed in Roswell, NM. When it was discovered, a soldier was reported to have said "Fuck yeah, you play that motherfucker, and I'll draw the dicks. Someone get me a marker!" For the next several decades, System Message hid itself in the bowels of the nationwide phone system, until it ultimately made its way into the Clinton email server. After the Russians and Chinese hacked the server, System Message made its way out into the wild and infected Arfcom. From that day forward, System Message edited threads in the archive and infected the brains of posters with an alien parasite that altered memories. If you think System Message has always existed on Arfcom, your brain is infected. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:19:20 PM EDT
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Operation Infinite Walrus
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:19:28 PM EDT
[#32]
False Prophet detector, miniaturized.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:19:58 PM EDT
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:21:10 PM EDT
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ability to crack an iphone...
..oh wait |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:26:03 PM EDT
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For the most part, any practical technology that is being kept out of the public eye is being done so for two reasons: it has a great deal of potential (or even realized potential) as a weapon, and we wish to keep it as an ace in the hole for enemies; or it is useful in surveillance and the government wants to keep it viable for use against both foreigners and the US public for as long as possible.
Nearly anything developed in the private sector will be put into the market as quickly as possible, because developing stuff is expensive and anyone who does it with private funding is going to want to make their money back as fast as they can. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:28:13 PM EDT
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The ability to vibrate though walls.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:31:33 PM EDT
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Stealth/camo blimps, mostly due to having encountered something UFO-ish in a rural area fairly well known for flight testing exotic new aircraft. Tell us more please. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:33:42 PM EDT
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For the most part, any practical technology that is being kept out of the public eye is being done so for two reasons: it has a great deal of potential (or even realized potential) as a weapon, and we wish to keep it as an ace in the hole for enemies; or it is useful in surveillance and the government wants to keep it viable for use against both foreigners and the US public for as long as possible. Nearly anything developed in the private sector will be put into the market as quickly as possible, because developing stuff is expensive and anyone who does it with private funding is going to want to make their money back as fast as they can. You're forgetting other things, like being disruptive to the global economy, or otherwise too disruptive to the status quo to be introduced now. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:35:29 PM EDT
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Photon pulse propulsion.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:36:47 PM EDT
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Sex simulation machine that ensues basement dwellers never see the Sun again.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:38:29 PM EDT
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Death robots. Why use puny humans to fight, when you could instead employ Liberty Prime? It sends a great message. "Hi, we don't like you, but we don't care enough to send actual people to shoot you. Instead we're sending War Roomba."
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:39:45 PM EDT
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DARPA's best stuff has been leaked through "one weird trick" ads.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:39:57 PM EDT
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Brown note audio device. You can make someone shit their pants from a 1/4 mile away. My cousins neighbors friend works for the Army and told me about it.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:40:35 PM EDT
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Cold fusion.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:41:05 PM EDT
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The Orgasmatron.
The voltage seems a little high for now.  |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:42:11 PM EDT
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Probably nothing as cool as you think it is. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:45:51 PM EDT
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FER-DE-LANCE
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Posted: 2/25/2016 5:51:12 PM EDT
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Super secret glue that keeps Trumps hairpiece from blowing away.
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Posted: 2/25/2016 6:01:30 PM EDT
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In violation of the constitution, we collect the meta data of every single American's private phone calls. . . . oh wait you already know about that secret program. Thanks again Snowden! Ditto! Yes thanks for making us aware, Snowden. It was happening we just weren't aware of it happening. |
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Posted: 2/25/2016 6:03:17 PM EDT
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There is a technology that is capable of moving massive amounts of data at near light speed around the world, essentially the whole of all modern knowledge and information, that secretly can be used to view porn.
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