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Posted: 8/16/2016 4:13:44 PM EDT
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Page 2 of this shit show is mine.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 4:26:51 PM EDT
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You're around 50 years old and some experience with a minor league jerk from 30 years ago still bothers you? Is there anyone else from the distant past you need to vent about? http://i.imgur.com/6dY75cW.gif LOL Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 4:33:15 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2016 4:36:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I see that after 30 years you haven't been able to deal with your passive aggressive issues. No shit. Hey OP, have you been a chickenshit your whole life? |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 4:42:14 PM EDT
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I see that after 30 years you haven't been able to deal with your passive aggressive issues. This. Not that I believe his story about rubbing the apple on his taint. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 5:01:51 PM EDT
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So op, you get out after 4 years an e2? You're calling the wrong person a dick In Artillery circles, he'd be known as a "dud". |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 5:15:01 PM EDT
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Straight up shit bird material. OP I hope you've got your issues figured out, look internally before going externally.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 5:17:26 PM EDT
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If I knew anyone who did that, I'd tell him he's a douchebag, and a pussy.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 5:23:39 PM EDT
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#PV2warstories
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Posted: 8/16/2016 5:39:09 PM EDT
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So op, you get out after 4 years an e2? You're calling the wrong person a dick No shit I made E-5 at 23 after 3 years, and never rubbed my balls on anything, well then again there was that "short time" on hooker hill in Seoul 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 5:41:01 PM EDT
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.....we had a squad leader (brand new E5) who was a total dick. Most of our squad were E4's and E3's, so there was not a HUGE gap in experience. He could not navigate with a map and compass to save his life, he was terrified of being in the field (we were a 95B company, we did both garrison and field stuff in Germany). We were stuck on an afternoon shift for fricking ever. We would all go over to the mess hall at the same time, then come back to the barracks, get ready, and head out for our shift. There was about an hour of relaxing time between mess hall and reporting for duty. So this dickhead E5 got in the habit of bringing an apple back from the mess hall. He would put it on his dresser, go take a shower, come back, dress, eat his apple and read the paper. Because he was a cock, while he was in the shower I would take his apple, rub it on my balls and the crack of my ass, and put it back. Then I would sit nearby while he ate his apple, saying things like "I never eat apples, they taste shitty". I hope he reads this. Fuck you Sgt. @#$&! ( i honestly can't remember his name, this was 30 years ago. I can see his face, but can't remember his stupid fucking name)  You seem like a messed up guy. But it was Army training .... 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:09:19 PM EDT
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Who's the dick in this story again? that's what I was thinking.... |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:12:00 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:22:50 PM EDT
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Not a lot of folks have the gumption to come out and admit they've been a childish shitdick for 30+ years, I'll give you that OP. I remember two little girls getting chaptered from fort benning for doing the same thing. I knew my joes loved me because there were always new dick pics drawn on or in my green book before every BUB I went to. Lol wait, wasn't 95B Military Police? Now things makes sense. When I was a Lance one of my Corporals was packing his deployer bag to go to AFG at the shop. He ran to the PX to get something last minute so me and another Lance left him a surprise to cheer him up in country. We drew like 10,000 various dicks on post-it notes and stuffed them in a every pocket, sock, boot, crevice, and generally all over his stuff inside the bag. He said he laughed pretty hard when he opened his bag. That guy has been my boss, mentor, best friend, and brother since I met him. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:27:01 PM EDT
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WTF are you doing on here private! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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SHARP!!!!!! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile WTF are you doing on here private! 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:27:14 PM EDT
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite?
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:31:13 PM EDT
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There are morons in every branch. You were one of those morons. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:43:13 PM EDT
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There are morons in every branch. You were one of those morons. Shit, how hard was it to do land nav if you're constantly restricted to the barracks or company area? When your company commander dispenses with normal Article 15 procedures and has a plea deal, with a payroll allotment to cover forfeiture of pay............. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:53:32 PM EDT
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This did not go as you planned did it OP? 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 6:55:55 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:05:04 PM EDT
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FPNI
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:14:11 PM EDT
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It's possible he had good reasons to be a jerk to you.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:26:08 PM EDT
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.....we had a squad leader (brand new E5) who was a total dick. Most of our squad were E4's and E3's, so there was not a HUGE gap in experience. He could not navigate with a map and compass to save his life, he was terrified of being in the field (we were a 95B company, we did both garrison and field stuff in Germany). We were stuck on an afternoon shift for fricking ever. We would all go over to the mess hall at the same time, then come back to the barracks, get ready, and head out for our shift. There was about an hour of relaxing time between mess hall and reporting for duty. So this dickhead E5 got in the habit of bringing an apple back from the mess hall. He would put it on his dresser, go take a shower, come back, dress, eat his apple and read the paper. Because he was a cock, while he was in the shower I would take his apple, rub it on my balls and the crack of my ass, and put it back. Then I would sit nearby while he ate his apple, saying things like "I never eat apples, they taste shitty". I hope he reads this. Fuck you Sgt. @#$&! ( i honestly can't remember his name, this was 30 years ago. I can see his face, but can't remember his stupid fucking name) You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:31:35 PM EDT
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We had a shitbird do that to our SL, we beat the shit out him.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:32:20 PM EDT
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I heard Geraldo got the same treatment for giving out troop locations during
a live broadcast in Iraq. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:41:07 PM EDT
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OP thinks he's a hero. Turns out he's a zero.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 7:52:34 PM EDT
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OP thinks he's a hero. Turns out he's a zero. Well said. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:20:30 PM EDT
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? I'm starting to think this is OP's story of how he trolled ARFcom GD |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:26:49 PM EDT
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thatsnicedear.jpg
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:32:19 PM EDT
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I'm not gonna fuck with anyone's food. If you really want to get over on him bang his ole lady. Have him taste that. Chess, not checkers.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:43:21 PM EDT
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Very classy.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:43:41 PM EDT
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30 years ago? Jesus... i thought i held a grudge..
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Posted: 8/16/2016 8:55:21 PM EDT
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30 years ago? Jesus... i thought i held a grudge.. I had an AO1 that I fucking hated. It's been 15 years or so. I'd have decked that motherfucker if I ever had the chance. I never played any stupid pranks on his sorry ass. I'll just leave it at that. I was honor student of all my schools and was meritoriously advanced multiple ranks but hit each one up to E5. Always in leadership positions. From day 1 at boot camp until I got out 5 years later. That guy was just a fucking piece of shit. Pure on shitbag. The entire division hated his ass. So it just wasn't me. I just had to deal with him the most due to my job 
And because I wasn't an asshole I took the brunt of his bullshit to keep my guys out of it. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:04:31 PM EDT
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30 years ago? Jesus... i thought i held a grudge.. I think you have to be a little twisted. Thank goodness I neevr had to serve with any such assholes. Or at least ours were a better class of asshole. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:05:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Chess, not checkers.  |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:09:03 PM EDT
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No shit. Hey OP, have you been a chickenshit your whole life? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I see that after 30 years you haven't been able to deal with your passive aggressive issues. No shit. Hey OP, have you been a chickenshit your whole life? B-B-B-But he couldnt land nav and didn't like the field!!!! OP doesn't really solidify the case against his squad leader being a villain. I had a squad leader that almost got me killed at least a dozen times. I told him I wanted out of his squad, then I told the 1SG I wanted out of his platoon, then reclassed into a different job he could never follow me into once I realized there were many more just like him. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:12:38 PM EDT
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OP sounds like a major asshole. CSB
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:12:44 PM EDT
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I don't think OP is coming back. Y'all scared him.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:14:39 PM EDT
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BillyDoubleU shoulda' said that... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Chess, not checkers. Lol Well played. Speaking of which, when you gonna start playing some games 
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:17:00 PM EDT
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Thats hilarious.
Fuck him. |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:17:40 PM EDT
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Fail...
You owe the forum an apology for your behavior. Thirty year grudges are for chicks...not E5s who didn't even know your name. "Drop! Beat your face!" |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:27:55 PM EDT
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Who's the dick in this story again? |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:28:55 PM EDT
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You sure showed him OP
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:33:13 PM EDT
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O Doyle rules!
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Posted: 8/16/2016 9:41:16 PM EDT
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Are you just going to take all this, OP? Come back and defend yourself! Surely there's more you could tell us that would make us understand the nobility of your deed! |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 10:15:08 PM EDT
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Congrats you are a POS OP.
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Posted: 8/16/2016 10:22:45 PM EDT
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Are you just going to take all this, OP? Come back and defend yourself! Surely there's more you could tell us that would make us understand the nobility of your deed! We will hear back in thirty years that he sold a hundred pmags for 1 dollar shipped each on the EE, but that each one had been inside of him |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 10:26:54 PM EDT
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SHARP!!!!!! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile WTF are you doing on here private! New Army Brah Jelly? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 10:32:40 PM EDT
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SHARP!!!!!! Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile WTF are you doing on here private! New Army Brah Jelly? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile How many stress cards does an hour of Internet cost? |
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Posted: 8/16/2016 10:34:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: this. don't do things to people you wouldn't want done to do. You can't control their bullshit, but you can control yours. What you did was disgusting. Do you ever wonder if a fast food employee has done it to you? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I see that after 30 years you haven't been able to deal with your passive aggressive issues. this. don't do things to people you wouldn't want done to do. You can't control their bullshit, but you can control yours. What you did was disgusting. Do you ever wonder if a fast food employee has done it to you? No shit. |
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