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We will hear back in thirty years that he sold a hundred pmags for 1 dollar shipped each on the EE, but that each one had been inside of him View Quote Hoping, just hoping, that one made it that prick E5 he had, and then the rest to those assholes who wouldn't high five the soup sandwich on ARFCOM. |
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Had a PFC caught urinating in a coffee pot, he was charged with assault on every officer that had ever drank from it. If I recall the number, he should still be in Ft. Leavenworth for it.
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I knew someone like the OP, his dependent wife stuck a kitchen knife in him.
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You need to deal with this issue, it's probably holding you back... Look him up and beat him with your purse.
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OP, one would think that you would have matured more in the last 30 years... Also, 4 years as an E2? I'm guessing you got in a lot of trouble, and got mad at you NCO's when they did paperwork on you for your fuckups..... View Quote Where are you guys getting 4 years as an E2? 1 enlistment, 3 years, E4. |
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It would appear that this thread is not going in the direction the OP thought it would go. That's what happens on this site when YOU the OP are the dickhead.. View Quote Ha....I don't care how it goes actually. I was was around 20 years old at the time. I like to think I wouldn't do the same thing now....but that guy was such an ass, I just might. As most of you know, the military isn't like the real world, 2 men of differing rank can't sort out differences by confronting each other. In my 20 year old mind, that gave me some "fuck you" type satisfaction. |
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? View Quote You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... |
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Quoted: Ha....I don't care how it goes actually. I was was around 20 years old at the time. I like to think I wouldn't do the same thing now....but that guy was such an ass, I just might. As most of you know, the military isn't like the real world, 2 men of differing rank can't sort out differences by confronting each other. In my 20 year old mind, that gave me some "fuck you" type satisfaction. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: It would appear that this thread is not going in the direction the OP thought it would go. That's what happens on this site when YOU the OP are the dickhead.. Ha....I don't care how it goes actually. I was was around 20 years old at the time. I like to think I wouldn't do the same thing now....but that guy was such an ass, I just might. As most of you know, the military isn't like the real world, 2 men of differing rank can't sort out differences by confronting each other. In my 20 year old mind, that gave me some "fuck you" type satisfaction. So...maturity is something that has escaped you all of your life? |
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.....we had a squad leader (brand new E5) who was a total dick. Most of our squad were E4's and E3's, so there was not a HUGE gap in experience. He could not navigate with a map and compass to save his life, he was terrified of being in the field (we were a 95B company, we did both garrison and field stuff in Germany). We were stuck on an afternoon shift for fricking ever. We would all go over to the mess hall at the same time, then come back to the barracks, get ready, and head out for our shift. There was about an hour of relaxing time between mess hall and reporting for duty. So this dickhead E5 got in the habit of bringing an apple back from the mess hall. He would put it on his dresser, go take a shower, come back, dress, eat his apple and read the paper. Because he was a cock, while he was in the shower I would take his apple, rub it on my balls and the crack of my ass, and put it back. Then I would sit nearby while he ate his apple, saying things like "I never eat apples, they taste shitty". I hope he reads this. Fuck you Sgt. @#$&! ( i honestly can't remember his name, this was 30 years ago. I can see his face, but can't remember his stupid fucking name) View Quote So, are you sharing this with us as kind of a group therapy thing for you? |
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So...maturity is something that has escaped you all of your life? Oh God yes....I have been married for 30 years to the girl I have been hanging out with since we were 14....just ask her, I am 17 years old in my head (on a good day) View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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It would appear that this thread is not going in the direction the OP thought it would go. That's what happens on this site when YOU the OP are the dickhead.. Ha....I don't care how it goes actually. I was was around 20 years old at the time. I like to think I wouldn't do the same thing now....but that guy was such an ass, I just might. As most of you know, the military isn't like the real world, 2 men of differing rank can't sort out differences by confronting each other. In my 20 year old mind, that gave me some "fuck you" type satisfaction. So...maturity is something that has escaped you all of your life? Oh God yes....I have been married for 30 years to the girl I have been hanging out with since we were 14....just ask her, I am 17 years old in my head (on a good day) |
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You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... Right because none of us had NCO's we hated lol. I got fucked with mercilessly when I got to the fleet as a young 0331. I never wiped anyone's food on my sweaty balls, because that's just something adult men don't do. |
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Right because none of us had NCO's we hated lol. I got fucked with mercilessly when I got to the fleet as a young 0331. I never wiped anyone's food on my sweaty balls, because that's just something adult men don't do. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... Right because none of us had NCO's we hated lol. I got fucked with mercilessly when I got to the fleet as a young 0331. I never wiped anyone's food on my sweaty balls, because that's just something adult men don't do. In a million years I would not try and convince you that at 18-19-20 years of age I was even close to an "adult".... This is another ARFCOM bullet point: You are all wealthy and debt free You all have super model wives AND NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER RESORTED TO THE DIRTY TRICKS FILE TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE......Ha! Bullshit. Liars. |
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In a million years I would not try and convince you that at 18-19-20 years of age I was even close to an "adult".... This is another ARFCOM bullet point: You are all wealthy and debt free You all have super model wives AND NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER RESORTED TO THE DIRTY TRICKS FILE TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE......Ha! Bullshit. Liars. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... Right because none of us had NCO's we hated lol. I got fucked with mercilessly when I got to the fleet as a young 0331. I never wiped anyone's food on my sweaty balls, because that's just something adult men don't do. In a million years I would not try and convince you that at 18-19-20 years of age I was even close to an "adult".... This is another ARFCOM bullet point: You are all wealthy and debt free You all have super model wives AND NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER RESORTED TO THE DIRTY TRICKS FILE TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE......Ha! Bullshit. Liars. Ah.. what the fuck are you talking about? Is it that hard to believe that most of us never wiped someone else's food on our sacks? I'm a liar because I don't cross that line? Have a played dirty tricks on people. Yeah sure. I don't fuck with people's food though. Not like that. If that's SO hard for you to believe IMO that says a hell of a lot more about YOU than it does about ME. At that age you're an adult whether you act like one or not. |
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this. don't do things to people you wouldn't want done to do. You can't control their bullshit, but you can control yours. What you did was disgusting. Do you ever wonder if a fast food employee has done it to you? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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I see that after 30 years you haven't been able to deal with your passive aggressive issues. this. don't do things to people you wouldn't want done to do. You can't control their bullshit, but you can control yours. What you did was disgusting. Do you ever wonder if a fast food employee has done it to you? South Park recently had a show on OP at a fast food restaurant. I believe it was titled: "Boogers and cum" |
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None of you will ever enjoy an apple again.....
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None of you will ever enjoy an apple again..... And many of you take yourselves waaaaay to seriously. Karma will get you OP http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/356/925/2925356/dane-cook-quotes-from-his-classic-film-roles-image-2.jpg Heck yes it will....I shudder to think of the shit I have eaten out of fast food restaurants. |
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I met good soldiers as well as assholes. I learned to deal with both.
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I'm troubled more by the flying monkey gangbang going on in this thread, than the OP's action over 30 years ago.
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Quoted: You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... |
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If this is OP's story about how he got the 1,000 yard stare, I gotta say this man is hard as fuck. Your squad's nickname for you was Nailz, amirite? You will never hear 1000 yard stare stories out of me. Much respect for guys that saw ugly stuff, but I was in the peacetime Army of the early 80's. The unit(s) I was in did literally nothing important. We were a bunch of frat boy types who fucked around, drank, and fucked around some more. This E5 I(we) fucked with was universally hated, and not because he was a good NCO who was trying to straighten us up. We had plenty of those,several were 'Nam vets who had my respect. I submit to ARFCOM, had you been there, you would understand... Right because none of us had NCO's we hated lol. I got fucked with mercilessly when I got to the fleet as a young 0331. I never wiped anyone's food on my sweaty balls, because that's just something adult men don't do. In a million years I would not try and convince you that at 18-19-20 years of age I was even close to an "adult".... This is another ARFCOM bullet point: You are all wealthy and debt free You all have super model wives AND NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER RESORTED TO THE DIRTY TRICKS FILE TO FUCK WITH SOMEONE......Ha! Bullshit. Liars. Many of us probably did use the "dirty tricks file" however.....fucking with someone's food is the act of a cowardly little chicken shit. I agree, I always just confronted assholes and sometimes we would fight. I would sometimes win and sometimes I would lose but after that we were good. Ymmv |
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Friend of mine in the Air Force told me of similar crap. Wasnt him, it was retards he worked with messing with a guys cigs. New guy, said they butt cracked his cigs and put them back in the pack. He told the guy watch the people around here its a sick place.
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"I agree, I always just confronted assholes and sometimes we would fight. I would sometimes win and sometimes I would lose but after that we were good.
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A lot of people did silly things in their youth. No one is perfect.
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WOW.
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