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Here op this is where my friend met his wife. Both are midgets.. |
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| Was a place in Cozumel called the Green Room/Green House...haven't to the gulf side of MX in a few years but I hear it might have become just a cigar bar. Anyways, back in the day it was cigar room/bar/brothel. Was a Columbia girl that was a midget; proportions were there, but she was like four feet tall. Buddy of mine went the extra mile, was one of his bucket list items. Personally, I'll go to the Hustler Club for midget wrestling. Other than that, they give me the creeps...to each their own. |
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Well, young Padawan, let me introduce you to East Colfax Ave in Denver....  Are you doing ok? But East Colfax in Denver is the local streetwalker freak show. I wouldn't touch any of them with pgaplayer's dick. |
| Wood plow, retard hurricane screen door drum set ect.... |
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Go to the Hobbit House in the Philippines. https://assets3.thrillist.com/v1/image/963591/size/tmg-article_default_mobile;jpeg_quality=20.jpg http://www.philippinesplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/midgets-hobbit-house-boracay.jpg |
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Just remember that if you go down on a midget, it will be the low point of your sex life.
And since you are dealing with hookers, you should know what is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease is. One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. |
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So I showed the wife unit this thread...
She asks if i have ever had sex with a midget. I said “sure a bunch of times” She says “we never talked about this” I told her “if you play your cards right, I will tonight” She got “That” look on her face and then flipped me off... She’s 5’1& 3/4” tall... |
 Ray Stevens - Bridget the Midget (The Queen of the Blues) |
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So I showed the wife unit this thread... She asks if i have ever had sex with a midget. I said “sure a bunch of times” She says “we never talked about this” I told her “if you play your cards right, I will tonight” She got “That” look on her face and then flipped me off... She’s 5’1& 3/4” tall... |
