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10/22/2017 3:09:15 AM EDT
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I was going to recommend this approach.

There are 2 branches that I'm aware of. Boracay has one, and there's one in Metro Manila.

OP, come over here and you'll have no trouble finding a short girl. Or two. Or two million.
10/22/2017 4:10:09 AM EDT
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Would a midget or dwarf hooker come with a discounted price?

Five-way group rate?  I mean, you could fit them all on the same bed easily.
10/22/2017 12:40:53 PM EDT
[#3]
In the trunk of my car at the moment



10/22/2017 6:43:55 PM EDT
[#4]
Currently on my way to Phoenix to see my mom then up to Vegas and got stuck in moab with a clogged exhaust filter.
10/22/2017 6:45:46 PM EDT
[#5]
Midget hookers?  Don't sell yourself short OP...
10/22/2017 7:36:51 PM EDT
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Room for plenty ,don't ya know
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Running out of space?
Room for plenty ,don't ya know
Especially the little ones.
10/24/2017 6:12:49 AM EDT
[#7]
Status bump...
10/24/2017 6:56:20 AM EDT
[#8]
Look up Jemma Suicide
10/24/2017 6:59:22 AM EDT
[#9]
I hope OP didn't get drunk and take home Gimli.
10/24/2017 7:22:43 AM EDT
[#10]
My list reads "Black hooker midget twins, female."
10/24/2017 10:26:21 AM EDT
[#11]
damn, no pics of Bridget yet?  

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10/24/2017 11:15:56 AM EDT
[#12]
I can't believe no one has posted the Tucker Max Midget Story.
10/24/2017 11:47:49 AM EDT
[#13]
One of our local strip clubs has a midget stripper.  OP got any cocaine?  
10/24/2017 11:58:23 AM EDT
[#14]
I have it on....good authority......the Dominican Republic has what you seek.  Here in CONUS though, sorry I cant help you.
10/24/2017 12:03:39 PM EDT
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So I showed the wife unit this thread...
She asks if i have ever had sex with a midget. I said “sure a bunch of times”
She says “we never talked about this”
I told her “if you play your cards right, I will tonight”
She got “That” look on her face and then flipped me off...
She’s 5’1& 3/4” tall...  
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The legal definition is 4'11".  I remind my 4"10&5/8" bride of that from time to time.
10/24/2017 12:10:32 PM EDT
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I'd try Vegas.
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 Prostitution is illegal in Vegas, try Pahrump instead.
10/24/2017 12:14:27 PM EDT
[#17]
PorkChops is searching high and low for the right woman... errrrr... women.
10/24/2017 12:44:21 PM EDT
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Let me know what you find out. 100% serious.


For uh, a friend.
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LPA Conference
10/24/2017 7:12:35 PM EDT
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10/24/2017 7:30:43 PM EDT
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You could always hit the old age home and find some shriveled up grannies who could double team ya!
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Would they take their dentures out?
10/24/2017 7:31:48 PM EDT
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Guatemala.  

As soon as you walk out of the airport terminal to the street you'll be approached by midgets, hunchbacks, all sorts of crazy things.
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Consuelo?
10/24/2017 8:14:35 PM EDT
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I've said for a long time that if reddit doesn't have a sub for a fetish, it ain't a fetish.  /r/midgetsmut/  I like grouping things, not quite sure where this one fits in the mix?
10/24/2017 8:27:42 PM EDT
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I have heard that "The Erotic Review" has a few running around.

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