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Posted: 6/15/2018 8:07:29 AM EDT

[#1]

Kirk is the only sane answer.

All the others are sanctimonious social justice pussies.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:11:10 AM EDT

[#2]

Someone else mentioned it. The uniforms aboard Kirk's ship were the best uniforms for women crewmembers.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:13:42 AM EDT

[#3]

Kirk

Picard is french.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:20:00 AM EDT

[#4]

Picard only because a pussy like him would leave more green gals for me.
Kirk would soak up all the extra exotics.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:23:14 AM EDT

[#5]

Anyone but Janeway. That bitch threw away her crew's best chance to get home right away.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:24:49 AM EDT

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No, she didn't. @ziarifleman set me straight on this years ago.

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Janeway. So I could meet 7 of 9.

I met Jeri Ryan back when she was still married and before she leaked the details of her divorce, against a court order, which hurt her ex-husband's run against Obama for the IL US Senate seat in 2004. We have her to blame. She was rather rude and dismissive when I dealt with her, IMHO. You can tell the character of a person by the way they treat persons they don't have to be nice to. You can keep her.

No, she didn't. @ziarifleman set me straight on this years ago.

Yeah, if anyone is to blame for that it's that fucking judge or her ex-husband.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:30:29 AM EDT

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Kirk if I wanted his sloppy seconds and had no fear of dying.
Sisko in reality because he cared about his crew more than anyone other than Janeway and well, the Sisko had no fucks to give.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:32:30 AM EDT

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Plus, you could punch Wesley in the face.

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Best argument yet. I might have to change my vote.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:34:49 AM EDT

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Wait......
Did Picard win the Kobayashi Maru?
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When did he say he took it?

Kirk just cheated anyway.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:36:01 AM EDT

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Kirk just cheated anyway.

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He changed the conditions of the test.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:36:10 AM EDT

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Anyone but Janeway. That bitch threw away her crew's best chance to get home right away.

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And for no good reason too. They could have saved the Ocampa and been back home before the end of the pilot.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:37:56 AM EDT

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Kirk. Throw the man into any pile of shit and he will turn it into victory.

ETA Picard is winning?? WTF? Must be a buncha Millennial Wesley-humping soyboys voting for him. He is a Brit with a French name, which is even weaker than being Canadian. Shame on you people who voted for Picard.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:41:01 AM EDT

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None of them. They always shoot second, and usually after a deck has been wiped out. None of them use any scout ships or escorts. Serving with those captains is suicide, unless you're one of the co-stars.

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Once shit got real, Sisko had scouts and escorts.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:42:45 AM EDT

[#14]

Janeway.

If you have to ask, you need to simply open your eyes.

Posted: 6/15/2018 8:43:43 AM EDT

[#15]

Dax when she commanded the Defiant.

You know why.

Posted: 6/15/2018 9:40:01 AM EDT

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No, she didn't. @ziarifleman set me straight on this years ago.

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Janeway. So I could meet 7 of 9.

I met Jeri Ryan back when she was still married and before she leaked the details of her divorce, against a court order, which hurt her ex-husband's run against Obama for the IL US Senate seat in 2004. We have her to blame. She was rather rude and dismissive when I dealt with her, IMHO. You can tell the character of a person by the way they treat persons they don't have to be nice to. You can keep her.

No, she didn't. @ziarifleman set me straight on this years ago.

OK. The details DID make it into the press, though, and I doubt Jack Ryan put them there. I've been overseas since 2004. I stand by the rest of my statement.

Posted: 6/15/2018 9:59:57 AM EDT

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James Tiberius Kirk, so long as I was wearing a yellow or blue shirt; but definitely not red.

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This

Posted: 6/15/2018 10:02:54 AM EDT

[#18]

Kirk or Sisko.

Too much sanctimony from Picard.

Posted: 6/15/2018 10:16:36 AM EDT

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He also didn't have a problem with reciprocating the use of biological weapons.

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Sisko, because he would kill whatever, whenever. Klingons, Federation, Dominion, Cardasian, Breen... no fucks given.

Into The Pale Moon Light

He also didn't have a problem with reciprocating the use of biological weapons.

One does not simply doscount the motherfucker who punched Q

Posted: 6/15/2018 10:19:12 AM EDT

[#20]

Sisko had testicles. The rest were communist bitches.

Posted: 6/15/2018 10:19:38 AM EDT

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James T. By God Kirk.

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Posted: 6/15/2018 10:32:05 AM EDT

[#22]

Sisko, by far.

Posted: 6/15/2018 3:18:13 PM EDT

[#23]

For the love of warp drive. PICARD is leading in the pole. Captain "Earl Grey....hot" Pickard? Jesus H. Christ.

James Tiberius KIRK. He was 'Murican. He drove a Corvette in his early years. Three words : Flying. Leg. Kick. AND he impregnated half a galaxy.

Pickard isn't worthy to towel the sweat off of Kirk's nuts.

Pickard? You crazy kids and your silly ideas.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:06:29 PM EDT

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OK. The details DID make it into the press, though, and I doubt Jack Ryan put them there. I've been overseas since 2004. I stand by the rest of my statement.

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Janeway. So I could meet 7 of 9.

I met Jeri Ryan back when she was still married and before she leaked the details of her divorce, against a court order, which hurt her ex-husband's run against Obama for the IL US Senate seat in 2004. We have her to blame. She was rather rude and dismissive when I dealt with her, IMHO. You can tell the character of a person by the way they treat persons they don't have to be nice to. You can keep her.

No, she didn't. @ziarifleman set me straight on this years ago.

OK. The details DID make it into the press, though, and I doubt Jack Ryan put them there. I've been overseas since 2004. I stand by the rest of my statement.

Yeah, they did. A reporter convinced the judge to unseal them "in the public interest" over BOTH Ryans' objections. I don't blame her a bit for being pissed off at her husband dragging her to a sex club and trying to get her to perform on strangers.

ETA: I'm changing my vote to Sisko. He had the only pimp hand of any captain, worthy of being called a pimp hand. Picard sucked at everything, including his sworn duty to stuff Ensign Crusher out of an airlock.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:10:18 PM EDT

[#25]

If you enjoyed Star Trek, you should be watching the Expanse. Best Sci-Fi show in years. Better than the last two Star Trek series.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:14:00 PM EDT

[#26]

Picard, maybe late series Archer. Early series Archer was an idealistic idiot.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:14:21 PM EDT

[#27]

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James Tiberius Kirk, so long as I was wearing a yellow or blue shirt; but definitely not red.

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Or female...

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:16:02 PM EDT

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I voted Picard.

Despite that, I think Janeway had the lowest dead crew body count of TOS, TNG, DS9 and VOY. I never watched Enterprise or anything later.

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Janeway would have been keelhauled by her crew after the second time she passed on a way home due to the prime directive... Shit maybe even the first time...

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:16:39 PM EDT

[#29]

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Kirk, because you know he'll be understanding if you pick up some exotic STD on port calls.

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You know I didn't think of that. I hear Vulcan Herpes is a bitch...

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:17:08 PM EDT

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James T. By God Kirk.

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The ONLY proper answer.

Yes... Jim was emotional, rash, etc... but serving under Kirk, Spock, Bones, Scotty would be a riot. Followed by TNG. All the rest of them bore me to death. I'd rather have a worm from the Wrath of Kahn put in my ear than tolerate that lame bullshit.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:44:20 PM EDT

[#31]

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Kirk. Throw the man into any pile of shit and he will turn it into victory.

ETA Picard is winning?? WTF? Must be a buncha Millennial Wesley-humping soyboys voting for him. He is a Brit with a French name, which is even weaker than being Canadian. Shame on you people who voted for Picard.

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Yup.

Would be interesting if there could be a breakdown on the poll results showing age groups. I suspect that most of those who voted for any other captain than THE ORIGINAL [TM] would be from Gen X, millennial, whatever.

I'm 50 and the only TRUE Star Trek cast will be the originals. I can tolerate TNG, but just barely.

Btw... been reading Shatner's book on Nimoy and it's been somewhat interesting. Was disappointed to discover Nimoy's leftism... but will still forever love the character of Spock (which Nimoy truly brought to life).

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:48:44 PM EDT

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Except for that part where he became a Borg and nearly destroyed the whole Federation.

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No shit. Kirk wasn't gay, so he would have done the Borg chick and then kicked her ass to the curb.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:50:28 PM EDT

[#33]

Sisco. Handed a shit sandwich with the command of DS9 and made it work.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:55:02 PM EDT

[#34]

There is only one Captain that could elicit such a response

"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

Kirk for the win

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:55:49 PM EDT

[#35]

Whichever ship Seven of Nine is on.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:56:34 PM EDT

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Yup.

Would be interesting if there could be a breakdown on the poll results showing age groups. I suspect that most of those who voted for any other captain than THE ORIGINAL [TM] would be from Gen X, millennial, whatever.

I'm 50 and the only TRUE Star Trek cast will be the originals. I can tolerate TNG, but just barely.

Btw... been reading Shatner's book on Nimoy and it's been somewhat interesting. Was disappointed to discover Nimoy's leftism... but will still forever love the character of Spock (which Nimoy truly brought to life).

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Kirk all the way! Oh and I'm 55.

Posted: 6/15/2018 4:58:58 PM EDT

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There is only one Captain that could elicit such a response

"He tasks me. He tasks me and I shall have him! I'll chase him 'round the moons of Nibia and 'round the Antares Maelstrom and 'round perdition's flames before I give him up!"

Kirk for the win

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Posted: 6/15/2018 5:04:30 PM EDT

[#38]

Sisko, easily.

Posted: 6/15/2018 5:11:30 PM EDT

[#39]

Kirk

He'd bust a gut to save his ship and his crew.

Doesn't know the meaning of the word quit.

No problem with violating the Prime Directive if it was morally justified.

Rigged the Kobiashi Maru because he wasn't willing to accept a no win situation. Do anything to survive.

And...........girls flock to him like Yogi Bear to a picnic basket. I could get the throw aways.

Posted: 6/15/2018 5:22:04 PM EDT

[#40]

Kirk, because of the chance to bang hot alien chicks

Posted: 6/15/2018 5:29:28 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/15/2018 5:30:11 PM EDT

[#42]

Picard, because I liked his accent.

Posted: 6/15/2018 5:33:27 PM EDT

[#43]

I voted Archer......everything was exciting and new.

Posted: 6/15/2018 5:35:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/16/2018 9:11:35 AM EDT

[#45]

Fuck all you Space Commies...

Posted: 6/16/2018 9:21:48 AM EDT

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https://imgix.ranker.com/user_node_img/50012/1000238572/original/full-of-win-picard-photo-u1?w=650&q=50&fm=jpg&fit=crop&crop=faces

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He's a Frenchman who surrendered the Enterprise in the first episode.

THE FIRST EPISODE!!!!

Posted: 6/16/2018 9:24:09 AM EDT

[#47]

Sisko was the best captain, but I voted archer because early exploration, and why be in space if not to explore.

Posted: 6/16/2018 9:25:39 AM EDT

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Sisko was the best captain, but I voted archer because early exploration, and why be in space if not to explore.

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To make money.... that is why. Explore, exploit, expand.

Posted: 6/16/2018 9:34:57 AM EDT

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Quark's Right Wing Tirade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeKZmIfhEJM

Agreed, MFGA.

Posted: 6/16/2018 9:51:41 AM EDT

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