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Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:59:31 AM EDT
[#1]
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots up in here.

There is only one answer.

James Tiberius Kirk.

Anything else is just gay.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 10:01:13 AM EDT
[#2]
Not Archer, he and his crew survived despite his best efforts to fuck things up on a weekly basis. Without plot armor it would have been a very short series.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 10:07:13 AM EDT
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http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8400000/Quark-star-trek-deep-space-nine-8476340-402-500.jpg

He wasn't a Federation Space Communist, he was all about Capitalism, had hook ups for anything you'd want, whores, guns, dope, liquor, etc....

I wouldn't serve under the Federation in any fucking way.
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Came to post this.

No commie space Navy for me.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 11:28:30 AM EDT
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There are two types of people in this world: Those who think that Picard is the best Star Trek Captain, and those who are wrong.
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I'll second that! How is there even a debate about this? Picard was and will be by far the best Star Trek Captain.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 11:54:26 AM EDT
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I'll second that! How is there even a debate about this? Picard was and will be by far the best Star Trek Captain.
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There are two types of people in this world: Those who think that Picard is the best Star Trek Captain, and those who are wrong.
I'll second that! How is there even a debate about this? Picard was and will be by far the best Star Trek Captain.
That's like saying Nikita Khrushchev was the best Preimer for the USSR.

Still a bunch of Space Commies.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 12:04:58 PM EDT
[#7]
When T'Pal is promoted to Captain then I will volunteer to get under her.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 12:07:12 PM EDT
[#8]
Captain Sheridan...

B5 > Start Trek..  
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 12:07:21 PM EDT
[#9]
Kirk, but I still wouldn't want to be Ensign Jones on the landing party.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 12:58:47 PM EDT
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Captain Sheridan...

B5 > Start Trek..  
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He had no qualms with mining an asteroid field with nukes, then sending out a distress signal to lure in an enemy ship then, BOOM or nuking his own position from orbit as a big "fuck you" to the enemy.
He did have reservations about ordering a captain and his crew to commit suicide for the greater good but he did it anyways.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:40:18 PM EDT
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That would be a very repetitive tour of duty.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:42:17 PM EDT
[#12]
Who the fuck is lorca?
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:48:25 PM EDT
[#13]
Enterprise D was a plum assignment, Holodecks,  Replicators, combat usually ended with diplomacy. Frequent visits to starbase and nice planets.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:49:52 PM EDT
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Capt pike
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Commodore Decker
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:51:45 PM EDT
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James T. By God Kirk.
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I just don’t want to be a red shirt.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:51:52 PM EDT
[#16]
All of you are wrong.

There is one answer.  Captain Martok.  I'd join the Imperial Klingon Fleet...   Sing battle songs, get drunk on blood wine, stab your under performing superiors for career advancement.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 9:54:44 PM EDT
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If you are stuck wearing a red shirt, your chances of surviving past the first commercial break are mighty slim.
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 10:00:55 PM EDT
[#18]
Galactic poon hunter........is that really an occupation?
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 10:06:49 PM EDT
[#19]
LOL Kirk winning.

Red shirts for everyone!
Link Posted: 6/16/2018 10:07:08 PM EDT
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All of you are wrong.

There is one answer.  Captain Martok.  I'd join the Imperial Klingon Fleet...   Sing battle songs, get drunk on blood wine, stab your under performing superiors for career advancement.
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He was a General.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 3:14:31 AM EDT
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A few episodes following them around while they assimilate to the current era would have been fun.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 4:01:49 AM EDT
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I don’t know, he looks like he’d be a beast to work for.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 4:05:52 AM EDT
[#23]
Poll is flawed. No option for the borg
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 4:17:30 AM EDT
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I voted Sisko, but I would prefer Worf on the USS Defiant.

Kirk was cool to hang with though.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 4:35:26 AM EDT
[#25]
Another vote for Sisko.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 4:41:25 AM EDT
[#26]
Sisko, he surrounded himself with capable people and let them do their job.  But I would prefer Gen Mattis.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 4:59:08 AM EDT
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Sisko, he surrounded himself with capable people and let them do their job.  But I would prefer Gen Mattis.
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Oh man Mattis would be epic.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 6:02:16 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2018 6:05:32 AM EDT
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Depends on what color my shirt is.
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YA no shit ,, Red is out
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 6:10:10 AM EDT
[#30]
Kirk. He's straight talker, is mission oriented, is not about PC bullshit, and is all about a good time when the job is done, so you know "shore leave" is gonna be somewhere good.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 6:18:04 AM EDT
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QFT
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 7:46:18 AM EDT
[#32]
All the rest are  pussys.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 8:00:08 AM EDT
[#33]
Sisco, even though he hated white people.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 8:18:50 AM EDT
[#34]
I would have chosen Kirk, but there was no holodeck in those days. I would want access to holodeck technology.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 8:30:21 AM EDT
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Request granted.
Red shirt issued, you have been assigned to the Enterprise as security personnel.
You've will provide security for Kirk, Spock and McCoy on their next away mission to the surface of an unexplored planet.

Good luck.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 8:46:08 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2018 8:48:28 AM EDT
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All of you are wrong.

There is one answer.  Captain Martok.  I'd join the Imperial Klingon Fleet...   Sing battle songs, get drunk on blood wine, stab your under performing superiors for career advancement.
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You forgot to mention eating that alien bowl of worms, the Klingon epicurean delicacy.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 9:18:55 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2018 9:21:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 6/17/2018 9:21:17 AM EDT
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Depends on what color my shirt is.
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end of thread....drops mike.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:06:22 AM EDT
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I would have chosen Kirk, but there was no holodeck in those days. I would want access to holodeck technology.
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Apparently the animated series has something like the holodeck.

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Recreation_room
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:11:47 AM EDT
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Kirk sure went through a lot of spear carriers
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Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:13:54 AM EDT
[#43]
Janeway is my Janebae.

Plus Chakotay is on board
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:15:29 AM EDT
[#44]
One advantage of serving under Picard is the lax weapons laws. Phasers seem to be everywhere, even accessible to children.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:18:41 AM EDT
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The only one I would have served under was Kirk.

Mainly because I like his Shatner-esque dialogue whereby he puts odd emphasis and breaks into his sentences, like this:

"MISTER Spock...why DOESN'T Scotty shut the fuck up ABOUT the dilithium...crystals?"

After Shatner, Star Trek Next Gen & everything that followed got way too faggotized for me, so no thanks.

Shatner was the man.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:19:14 AM EDT
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Bunch of slack-jawed faggots up in here.

There is only one answer.

James Tiberius Kirk.

Anything else is just gay.
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And this too.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:37:51 AM EDT
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As long as I didn’t have to wear a red shirt, Kirk all the way.  Loved his ship and his crew.  The female crew members were smart, hot and wore miniskirts as issued uniform.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:39:35 AM EDT
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Sisko

He wasn't a wimp and generally listened to his people and looked after them. He also had the best team and duty station.
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I second your post.
Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:41:23 AM EDT
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As long as I didn’t have to wear a red shirt, Kirk all the way.  Loved his ship and his crew.  The female crew members were smart, hot and wore miniskirts as issued uniform.
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People were wearing miniskirts on TNG....

Link Posted: 6/17/2018 11:51:11 AM EDT
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Kahn.  He had balls and seemed to genuinely care for his crew.  All of them.

Kirk eschewed his real leadership responsibilities so he could directly participate in activities he should have been leading from the bridge...primarily to support his pursuit of adventure, heroics, and alien poontang.  And he left a trail of dead crewmen in his wake.

Never watched any of the others, but Picard's "make it so" line at least implies he attended the first day of leadership training.  On the other hand, his crew seemed like a bunch of SJW pussies.
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