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Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:18:07 PM EDT
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Ohio .

I'm a Michigan transplant and this shithole is as bad as I was told when I was a kid
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:18:08 PM EDT
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Probably this. I've been all over CA, North to south, east to west. A case could be made that it's the most geologically diverse and beautiful state in the union. It's 60% of the people who have royally fucked up their quality of life.
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Yup, I can agree 100%.  I've worked there a lot and every time I go there I'm amazed at the spectacular beauty of the state but quickly reminded that the left coast thinking that used the excuse of preserving that beauty decided to become a police state in some ways.  That rough and tough go west young man and the gold miners dream turned into how can we create rules and regulations so perfectly written everything will be forever the best while taking tax money to line my pocket as often as I cant!?  

NY though is probably the state I dislike the most for similar reasons but mostly for being so arrogant about their leftism, the gun laws, crazy high taxes, and forgetting/ignoring everyone that doesn't live within the limits of NYC (or their politics).
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:19:42 PM EDT
[#3]
FPNI. Except you forgot taxes,more taxes and traffic. Oh and $130 smog tests. Gad I'm gone too.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:22:20 PM EDT
[#4]
Massachusetts, because the people there have turned their backs on their heritage with a vengeance.
The very birthplace of America, where men risked everything, in order to be free.

Now look at the fucking place.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:22:57 PM EDT
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California without a doubt.

Those assholes keep moving here to escape the mess they made, and try desperately to turn AZ into the shithole they left. Kinda like Mexicans do.

Illinois is a close second, for the same reason.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:23:34 PM EDT
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For political and civil-liberties reasons? The Democratic People's Republic of Kalifornia, with NJ a close second.

For quality-of-life reasons? Arizona, followed by Florida.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:32:03 PM EDT
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Thank you for your kind wishes.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:34:02 PM EDT
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For quality-of-life reasons? Arizona, followed by Florida.
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Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:38:33 PM EDT
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I am okay with this plan.  But please make sure you include the Berkshires.

Western MA is a completely different state than eastern MA.  Folks that complain about MA should really research the difference.
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I have decided New Hampshire should annex Western Massachusetts.

Boston wouldn't notice anyway.  It isn't like they are doing anything with it.

I just haven't decided on the new border yet.  I am leaning towards Route 202. It cuts out most of the cancer.
I am okay with this plan.  But please make sure you include the Berkshires.

Western MA is a completely different state than eastern MA.  Folks that complain about MA should really research the difference.
Im in on this plan.

Yea eastern Ma is definitely different just like upstate Ny.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:40:32 PM EDT
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Texas is an absolute shit show.

It's hotter than satan's asshole for 8 months out of the year, reasonable 1 month to make you soft, and cold enough to wear a jacket for 3 months. Oh, but you can only wear that jacket in the morning, because guess what, it's fucking hot during the day, even in the winter.

Our old people are all pissed off and immune to death. Air conditioning has placed them into a state of perpetual life, while at the same time turning their offspring into entitled little shits who have no idea what it was like to try to maintain an erection long enough to dick down grandma. The fucking cattle were literally melting outside when your parent was conceived you little fuck, now stop touching the thermostat.

The interstate has posted 80mph speed limits, but it's lined with 18 wheelers doing 65-70 mph, effectively making it a life and death game of Frogger, except the obstacles are texting dick pics to their illegal alien side piece and blinding your ass with a light bar on the front of a lifted Dodge diesel.

Texas is a genocidal bi-polar bitch. She spends the majority of her time trying to bake you to death or smother you with humidity, then, a few times a year, she goes all Saddam on your ass and releases chemical warfare in the form of Cedar pollen. Liberal transplants or weak fucks all line up at Walgreens and enter their name into a data base of genetically inferior cucks so they can get their weekly ration of pseudo-ephedrine. Yes, that's right. Texas keeps a list of the weak fucks because she's a resentful cunt who hates you.

If you live in East Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Pine pollen bukakke, mayflies, ladybugs, or deer.

If you live in Central Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Cedar pollen bukakke, ladybugs, deer, or liberal protest lines.

If you live in West Texas your vehicle is a rolling oven and covered in dust bukakke.

If you live in North Texas your vehicle gets sucked into Heaven because of God's outrage about butt fucking.

If you live in South Texas, your vehicle gets stolen and driven into Mexico.

Texas fucking hates you.

Why do you think there are illegal aliens up north? Because, FUCK TEXAS. That's why. They give up authentic Mexican food just to escape this hell hole. The only illegals remaining in Texas are only here because they want to be able to quickly escape back to Mexico if it turns out all of America is like Texas.

Our food is spicy. Why? It's hot enough outside of my mouth you sadistic fucks.

The beer is warm. Why? Because it's fucking hot. Who created Yeti coolers? Motherfuckers who wanted a slightly cool beer if they were outside. That's who.

"Oh! But our State history!" Yeah, Davy Motherfucking Crockett died in the Alamo assuming Texas would murder the Mexican Army with heat and Cedar pollen. Where the fuck were you Texas? Being a cunt. That's where.

It takes 13 fucking hours and two time zones to drive across this State. Why? Because you are doomed to hellfire and you are not allowed to escape. Texas laughs at your horseless carriage! Oh, you want to DRIVE? How about I unleash a fucking horde of jihadi deer on your ass.

There is no escape. You have been enslaved. You have been chosen to suffer eternally.

Welcome to Texas! Drive Friendly!
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*wipes tear* that was beautiful. Exquisite.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:41:59 PM EDT
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I thought about saying FL but was skerred of "the hills have eyes" Florida Man types.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:49:58 PM EDT
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If you've lived more than a year in Florida, you'll understand. Arizona is basically the same thing, with more heat, less humidity, and more snakes. Out of everywhere I've lived or spent an extended period of time in, I hate Arizona second-most.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:50:23 PM EDT
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Texas, every one from that state rants and raves how great it is, yet move elsewhere. its just a hot miserable shit hole with nothing cool to see.
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This. Texas fucking sucks. Absolutely nothing here to see or do. Stay away folks.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 12:54:47 PM EDT
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NY because it's an absolutely wonderful state that has been ruined by scummy Liberals.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 1:33:12 PM EDT
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Maryland, because no other state's retardedness affects me. This could be a really great state if it wasn't for a few counties.
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Yep.

Beautiful state, lots of lovely people, great history, but a stupid fucking pants-on-head retarded and corrupt government controlled by a small geographic portion of the state.

And that's about the nicest way I could say it. 
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 1:50:41 PM EDT
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CA, NY, NJ, CT, MD, IL.
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All of the above. 
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:15:02 PM EDT
[#17]
None.

"we are not divided"




















I'm kidding
Tie between CA and NY
Just because of the lib douches though. I'm sure some people who live there think the same way.
I
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:25:52 PM EDT
[#18]
I hate way more than I like. I have turned down great paying jobs in CA, NY, NJ, MA, CT, OR and WA. Texas is home until the Kalifornian Demoncrats overtake it.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:29:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Slowklahoma

Fix your roads
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:35:42 PM EDT
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California easily. So much of their libtard sewage is seeping into the borders of my beautiful state. They drive around in their luxury vehicles grinning like newborn sheep. Most get their plates switched out asap but they still stick out like sore thumbs. They bring their big city progressive thinking with them and try to brainwash the uninformed. Fuck CA.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:37:50 PM EDT
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California easily. So much of their libtard sewage is seeping into the borders of my beautiful state. They drive around in their luxury vehicles grinning like newborn sheep. Most get their plates switched out asap but they still stick out like sore thumbs. They bring their big city progressive thinking with them and try to brainwash the uninformed. Fuck CA.
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Your not the first member from MT to post that. Is it really getting that bad? I see some members from ID post the same thing.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:39:37 PM EDT
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I think for pure screwed-upness it has to be Illinois. I've never set foot there, and I imagine, like the rest of our country, there are many good people, and places of beauty, but the State Government is utterly FUBAR.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:40:15 PM EDT
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I don't hate any state but I do hate some of the laws in several of them.
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Laws don't write themselves. You should hate the people who pass those laws, and more importantly, the people who voted for them.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:41:45 PM EDT
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IL, becuase I live in it.
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I haven't visited all of them, but of the ones i've been to, I hate IL the most.








because the people, politicians, and taxes are assholes and I live among them.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:44:17 PM EDT
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I hate liberalism and socialism wherever it is found. States are simply governmental creations.

That said, God Bless Texas!
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:47:32 PM EDT
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If you've lived more than a year in Florida, you'll understand. Arizona is basically the same thing, with more heat, less humidity, and more snakes. Out of everywhere I've lived or spent an extended period of time in, I hate Arizona second-most.
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If you've lived more than a year in Florida, you'll understand. Arizona is basically the same thing, with more heat, less humidity, and more snakes. Out of everywhere I've lived or spent an extended period of time in, I hate Arizona second-most.
Did you actually travel around the state, or stay in the greater Phoenix area?  Because Phoenix sucks, but most of the state is awesome.  If you think AZ is the worst state, you haven't traveled nearly enough.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 2:55:43 PM EDT
[#27]
California but N.Y. is a close second.

Reasons should be obvious, full of  ignorant far left leaning freedom hating ass holes.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 3:01:49 PM EDT
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CA, followed closely by NY and IL.  
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THIS

And throw NJ, CT, MD and MA into that mix.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 3:05:25 PM EDT
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Your not the first member from MT to post that. Is it really getting that bad? I see some members from ID post the same thing.
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California easily. So much of their libtard sewage is seeping into the borders of my beautiful state. They drive around in their luxury vehicles grinning like newborn sheep. Most get their plates switched out asap but they still stick out like sore thumbs. They bring their big city progressive thinking with them and try to brainwash the uninformed. Fuck CA.
Your not the first member from MT to post that. Is it really getting that bad? I see some members from ID post the same thing.
It's not *that* bad.

There are many people who don't give in to one side or another; we'll vote one way concerning MT issues, i.e. electing a dem governor because he's going to work in the interest of preserving the quality of air, water, public access to lands etc.

A few communities and cities vote dem for local politicians because their libtards. Whitefish is one example of having a strong libtard presence. Missoula is another, but it's a college town.

Most people are reasonable enough that the state voted strongly in favor of repubs in these last general and special elections.

It's a mixed bag, but it works in keeping a pretty good balance. My wish is that our governor would sign the constitutional carry laws when they come across his desk.

ETA I know for a fact I've personally run a few libtard out of staters out for good. Not with threats of any sort, just by me being me in my interactions with them.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 3:06:16 PM EDT
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illannoys for FOID cards and rampant coruption.

florida for tim tebow and being a hot, humid, stanky hellhole.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 4:11:48 PM EDT
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Texas is an absolute shit show.

It's hotter than satan's asshole for 8 months out of the year, reasonable 1 month to make you soft, and cold enough to wear a jacket for 3 months. Oh, but you can only wear that jacket in the morning, because guess what, it's fucking hot during the day, even in the winter.

Our old people are all pissed off and immune to death. Air conditioning has placed them into a state of perpetual life, while at the same time turning their offspring into entitled little shits who have no idea what it was like to try to maintain an erection long enough to dick down grandma. The fucking cattle were literally melting outside when your parent was conceived you little fuck, now stop touching the thermostat.

The interstate has posted 80mph speed limits, but it's lined with 18 wheelers doing 65-70 mph, effectively making it a life and death game of Frogger, except the obstacles are texting dick pics to their illegal alien side piece and blinding your ass with a light bar on the front of a lifted Dodge diesel.

Texas is a genocidal bi-polar bitch. She spends the majority of her time trying to bake you to death or smother you with humidity, then, a few times a year, she goes all Saddam on your ass and releases chemical warfare in the form of Cedar pollen. Liberal transplants or weak fucks all line up at Walgreens and enter their name into a data base of genetically inferior cucks so they can get their weekly ration of pseudo-ephedrine. Yes, that's right. Texas keeps a list of the weak fucks because she's a resentful cunt who hates you.

If you live in East Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Pine pollen bukakke, mayflies, ladybugs, or deer.

If you live in Central Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Cedar pollen bukakke, ladybugs, deer, or liberal protest lines.

If you live in West Texas your vehicle is a rolling oven and covered in dust bukakke.

If you live in North Texas your vehicle gets sucked into Heaven because of God's outrage about butt fucking.

If you live in South Texas, your vehicle gets stolen and driven into Mexico.

Texas fucking hates you.

Why do you think there are illegal aliens up north? Because, FUCK TEXAS. That's why. They give up authentic Mexican food just to escape this hell hole. The only illegals remaining in Texas are only here because they want to be able to quickly escape back to Mexico if it turns out all of America is like Texas.

Our food is spicy. Why? It's hot enough outside of my mouth you sadistic fucks.

The beer is warm. Why? Because it's fucking hot. Who created Yeti coolers? Motherfuckers who wanted a slightly cool beer if they were outside. That's who.

"Oh! But our State history!" Yeah, Davy Motherfucking Crockett died in the Alamo assuming Texas would murder the Mexican Army with heat and Cedar pollen. Where the fuck were you Texas? Being a cunt. That's where.

It takes 13 fucking hours and two time zones to drive across this State. Why? Because you are doomed to hellfire and you are not allowed to escape. Texas laughs at your horseless carriage! Oh, you want to DRIVE? How about I unleash a fucking horde of jihadi deer on your ass.

There is no escape. You have been enslaved. You have been chosen to suffer eternally.

Welcome to Texas! Drive Friendly!
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THAT was amazing and dead on.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 4:24:08 PM EDT
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California but N.Y. is a close second.
Reasons should be obvious, full of ignorant far left leaning freedom hating assholes.
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Stick around GA for a few more years. They'll be even more here soon enough with the booming film industry and the increasing minority poplation.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 4:29:28 PM EDT
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New York.   Because everyone who is anyone that I fucking hate is from there.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 4:47:34 PM EDT
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I hate Texas.

Why you ask? Simply because its full of Texans. Face it Tex, your an asshole. Your state ain't shit and it will be going blue in a generation. When it does, you will have no redeeming value.

Florida gets my derision too. Its like the dumpster of the east coast. Plus I hate bugs. But I'll give a pass to the panhandle. I like the Redneck Riviera. Makes me want to yell YEE HAWWWWW... WAL MARTS OPEN!!!

California gets some hate. I spent my childhood there in Orange county. It was a great place to be a kid. I loved it. Then at the start of high school we moved to Ohio. I'll get to Ohio in a minute. But I went back to Orange county California when I PCS'd to El Toro. I was ecstatic at leaving the east coast and "going home". Well fuck me in the ass, it had changed to an overcrowded mess. It's only devolved into a worse third world socialist hell hole. A year ago, I went back to Orange county for a week of technical training for work. Ughh. Thinking about how bad it's gotten makes me want to cry. It just needs to fall into the Pacific.

Ohio, ohio, ohio.... When think of ohio I think orange barrels on the roads all summer and rusty cars. Oh and the nanny state. I rode my bike to play in a high school baseball game and the cops showed up with a flat bed truck and impounded all the bikes at the high school baseball field that didn't have a sticker issued from the city. I'm playing third base and watching my bike get hauled off. Fuck you Cuyahoga county. Fuck you city of Bedford. Had to pay a fee to get it back. And got a lecture about respecting the law from some fat fucking loser cop with powdered sugar in his mustache. I go visit family its all fat people and economic ruin.

My breaks over now. I'll find some more state hate soon.
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Fucking Texas!!  Why do I hate Texas? Them sums of bitches got Davy kilted! 


Sure maybe it's misplaced blame and I really hate Mexico for the same reason but the OP asked which state! 
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 4:48:51 PM EDT
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Texas is an absolute shit show.

It's hotter than satan's asshole for 8 months out of the year, reasonable 1 month to make you soft, and cold enough to wear a jacket for 3 months. Oh, but you can only wear that jacket in the morning, because guess what, it's fucking hot during the day, even in the winter.

Our old people are all pissed off and immune to death. Air conditioning has placed them into a state of perpetual life, while at the same time turning their offspring into entitled little shits who have no idea what it was like to try to maintain an erection long enough to dick down grandma. The fucking cattle were literally melting outside when your parent was conceived you little fuck, now stop touching the thermostat.

The interstate has posted 80mph speed limits, but it's lined with 18 wheelers doing 65-70 mph, effectively making it a life and death game of Frogger, except the obstacles are texting dick pics to their illegal alien side piece and blinding your ass with a light bar on the front of a lifted Dodge diesel.

Texas is a genocidal bi-polar bitch. She spends the majority of her time trying to bake you to death or smother you with humidity, then, a few times a year, she goes all Saddam on your ass and releases chemical warfare in the form of Cedar pollen. Liberal transplants or weak fucks all line up at Walgreens and enter their name into a data base of genetically inferior cucks so they can get their weekly ration of pseudo-ephedrine. Yes, that's right. Texas keeps a list of the weak fucks because she's a resentful cunt who hates you.

If you live in East Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Pine pollen bukakke, mayflies, ladybugs, or deer.

If you live in Central Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Cedar pollen bukakke, ladybugs, deer, or liberal protest lines.

If you live in West Texas your vehicle is a rolling oven and covered in dust bukakke.

If you live in North Texas your vehicle gets sucked into Heaven because of God's outrage about butt fucking.

If you live in South Texas, your vehicle gets stolen and driven into Mexico.

Texas fucking hates you.

Why do you think there are illegal aliens up north? Because, FUCK TEXAS. That's why. They give up authentic Mexican food just to escape this hell hole. The only illegals remaining in Texas are only here because they want to be able to quickly escape back to Mexico if it turns out all of America is like Texas.

Our food is spicy. Why? It's hot enough outside of my mouth you sadistic fucks.

The beer is warm. Why? Because it's fucking hot. Who created Yeti coolers? Motherfuckers who wanted a slightly cool beer if they were outside. That's who.

"Oh! But our State history!" Yeah, Davy Motherfucking Crockett died in the Alamo assuming Texas would murder the Mexican Army with heat and Cedar pollen. Where the fuck were you Texas? Being a cunt. That's where.

It takes 13 fucking hours and two time zones to drive across this State. Why? Because you are doomed to hellfire and you are not allowed to escape. Texas laughs at your horseless carriage! Oh, you want to DRIVE? How about I unleash a fucking horde of jihadi deer on your ass.

There is no escape. You have been enslaved. You have been chosen to suffer eternally.

Welcome to Texas! Drive Friendly!
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I would hesitate to say hate but I strongly disdain going through New Mexico. It just seems like a bland wasteland. Granted my only experience was going through I-40 towards Arizona and a visit to the Carlsbad area.
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I hate Texas.

Why you ask? Simply because its full of Texans. Face it Tex, your an asshole. Your state ain't shit and it will be going blue in a generation. When it does, you will have no redeeming value.
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Agreed.
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CA, followed closely by NY and IL.
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I don't hate these states per se but I do hate the governments running these states with pure vitriol
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 5:02:02 PM EDT
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There are counties in my own state I hate way worse than some liberal shithole 1,000 miles away.



Looking at you, Philadelphia County (yeah, that's right, they double dip and we have to deal with them as both a city and a county)
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 5:05:00 PM EDT
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Whenever someone starts a sentence with "Well being from California..." I just tune out and cease to recognize that person as a valuable member of society. Not to say that everyone smart enough to leave that shitty state is worthless, but using it to somehow validate the point you're trying to make has the opposite effect.
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*wipes tear* that was beautiful. Exquisite.
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Texas is an absolute shit show.

It's hotter than satan's asshole for 8 months out of the year, reasonable 1 month to make you soft, and cold enough to wear a jacket for 3 months. Oh, but you can only wear that jacket in the morning, because guess what, it's fucking hot during the day, even in the winter.

Our old people are all pissed off and immune to death. Air conditioning has placed them into a state of perpetual life, while at the same time turning their offspring into entitled little shits who have no idea what it was like to try to maintain an erection long enough to dick down grandma. The fucking cattle were literally melting outside when your parent was conceived you little fuck, now stop touching the thermostat.

The interstate has posted 80mph speed limits, but it's lined with 18 wheelers doing 65-70 mph, effectively making it a life and death game of Frogger, except the obstacles are texting dick pics to their illegal alien side piece and blinding your ass with a light bar on the front of a lifted Dodge diesel.

Texas is a genocidal bi-polar bitch. She spends the majority of her time trying to bake you to death or smother you with humidity, then, a few times a year, she goes all Saddam on your ass and releases chemical warfare in the form of Cedar pollen. Liberal transplants or weak fucks all line up at Walgreens and enter their name into a data base of genetically inferior cucks so they can get their weekly ration of pseudo-ephedrine. Yes, that's right. Texas keeps a list of the weak fucks because she's a resentful cunt who hates you.

If you live in East Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Pine pollen bukakke, mayflies, ladybugs, or deer.

If you live in Central Texas, your vehicle is constantly bombarded by Cedar pollen bukakke, ladybugs, deer, or liberal protest lines.

If you live in West Texas your vehicle is a rolling oven and covered in dust bukakke.

If you live in North Texas your vehicle gets sucked into Heaven because of God's outrage about butt fucking.

If you live in South Texas, your vehicle gets stolen and driven into Mexico.

Texas fucking hates you.

Why do you think there are illegal aliens up north? Because, FUCK TEXAS. That's why. They give up authentic Mexican food just to escape this hell hole. The only illegals remaining in Texas are only here because they want to be able to quickly escape back to Mexico if it turns out all of America is like Texas.

Our food is spicy. Why? It's hot enough outside of my mouth you sadistic fucks.

The beer is warm. Why? Because it's fucking hot. Who created Yeti coolers? Motherfuckers who wanted a slightly cool beer if they were outside. That's who.

"Oh! But our State history!" Yeah, Davy Motherfucking Crockett died in the Alamo assuming Texas would murder the Mexican Army with heat and Cedar pollen. Where the fuck were you Texas? Being a cunt. That's where.

It takes 13 fucking hours and two time zones to drive across this State. Why? Because you are doomed to hellfire and you are not allowed to escape. Texas laughs at your horseless carriage! Oh, you want to DRIVE? How about I unleash a fucking horde of jihadi deer on your ass.

There is no escape. You have been enslaved. You have been chosen to suffer eternally.

Welcome to Texas! Drive Friendly!
*wipes tear* that was beautiful. Exquisite.
I'm laughing loud in the hotel bar and people are giving me faces. Hahahah
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Ohio
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Ahhh... Nothing like summer in the Orange Construction Barrel state!

I heard OSU is changing their colors from Scarlet and Gray to orange and white.

Link Posted: 7/19/2017 8:06:58 PM EDT
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Do I get to pick only one?
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Probably California.

Beautiful state (the northern part anyway), which makes it a damn shame.

But I don't like the liberal/faggotsexual/anti-gun influence it has on the rest of the country.

It has too much political power in the electoral college, for one thing.
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Your last statement interested me.  I looked back at the 2012, 2008, 2004, 2000, 1996, 1992, 1988, 1984 and 1980 presidential elections.  If California had zero electoral votes the outcome of every election would have been the same.  If California's electoral votes were reversed in every election the outcome still would not have changed.  They have had 45-55 electoral votes in each election, but pretty much, other than adding some color to the map, their impact is nil.

However, I agree that it is a beautiful state with shitty politics.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 8:40:47 PM EDT
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I'd have to say California. The shitty politics stops me from living there. It's an amazing place that I would love to be but no thanks.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 8:51:03 PM EDT
[#47]
Which state do you HATE the most, and why?
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State: New Jersey

Why: The people who live there
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 8:57:36 PM EDT
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Every state that isn't Texas.






Commiefornia and all of the New England area, they seem to have not learned that they aren't subjects yet.
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Why do you people not realize that the northern 3 New England states have better firearms laws and more freedoms than most of you?
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 9:01:12 PM EDT
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States don't suck.  I've liked everywhere I've been.

People on the other land...liberals specifically...they suck donkey dicks.
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Have you ever driven across South Dakota? Yeah, the far western part has some nice scenery, but its like if Nancy Pelosi had amazing tits,  it just can't compensate for everything else.
Link Posted: 7/19/2017 9:05:36 PM EDT
[#50]
Really tough to choose between New York and California.
Both have liberal politics, high taxes, High housing prices, bad gun laws.
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