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Pruis (aka Pious): the root cause of most traffic fuckups. Pretentious. Usually slow driving in the left lane and proud of it. If a hipster is driving, then Mommy and Daddy bought it for them, even though they're 35
Subaru Wagon: For James Taylor wannabes and less ugly lesbians (the hot ones drive Audis, trust me, I know)
Ford Ranger: For the man jean wearing, chained wallet dykes who will kick your ass if you make fun of their flannel shirt
Brodozers: A wide variety of jackasses who all wear white Oakleys, Tapout or Affliction T Shirts. Obligatory Calvin and Hobbes sticker on the back (next to the Yeti sticker of course) pissing on other automotive brand. May or may not actually own a Yeti, depending on their abiilty to get it financed on top of the $75,000 diesel truck payment.
Dodge Trucks: For those who want to be glider pilots, the fucking mirrors stuck out just a hair less than a set of wings. Obligatory truck nutz on the back.
Escalade: usually parked in front of a trailer with rent to own rims. Owners can be identified by gold teeth.
BMW Sedan: If a woman, a yoga practicing MILF who badly needs to be bent over and fucked, since her pussy husband lacks the balls to grab a fistfull of her hair and spank her ass with a coathanger.
C63: for large cocked middle aged men who bang chicks nearly half his age and shitpost on Arfcom.