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Suburbia parenting SOP is degenerate as fuck to me.

So, they bring the yuppie named butter golems home, let them pig out while playing video games, on phones/tablets with social media.
Only to stop to eat dinner.

The excuses and almost competitive nature of the boxed wine fueled house fraus and house sows is fucking
Seriously. Throw a party and invite everyone over.

@spidey07 has witnessed this too.

The mothers all compete against one another over who's cherub is both the greatest little angel in the world while simultaneously being the most retarded and addled by health disorders.

You'll hear things like...
Johnny is on the spectrum...
Excuse me, what? I'd slap the taste out of her mouth if she were my wife. You don't go bragging over how fucked up the kid is you fucking moron, you brag about their overcoming challenges, growing into someone you're proud to call your son/daughter! Not excuse a lack of discipline with parenting in pill form, how allergic they are to everything.
I don't buy it.

I have started some hilarious verbal battles resulting in a munchausen suffering mentally ill woman rewarded with kids and ring, breaking down into tears and screaming.

I don't buy it for one second the kids are all retarded or suffer from debilitating allergies to everything in existence.
Oh we're gluten free because junior...
Strange. I just gave him something to snack on that isn't gluten free, he doesn't seem to be struggling for air or breaking out in a rash or blowing his ass out while barfing at the same time so... I think you need your head checked...

Oh, he's autistic/on the spectrumz!
No. He's shy because you stunted his growth by locking him inside with video games rather than go make friends and do things with friends out of fear he'll get hurt... he's a boy... it's what we do when we are boys... we get hurt. It's your job as mom to slap a bandaid on that skinned knee, send us back out to take that bike off more jumps and encourage us to learn from that failed landing you moron... not protect us from ourselves.

Oh he's got the ADD/ADHD
No. He has a lack of a foot in his ass when he's deserved it, and it doesn't help you hop him up on straight sugar in the morning and send him off to be a fidgeting distraction hyper charged on stimulating sugar. That doesn't justify a pill... that should be as simple as making the kid a real breakfast.. but half you dipshits can't cook so cereal and sugar on top it is. I'd like to see you load up on sugar and be told to sit still listen for 8 hours.
ADD/ADHD my ass.

There are parents who truly do have kids that have legitimate disabilities. This is degenerate to glorify your piss poor parenting and claim they're just as disabled as those who truly are. Shame on you.

I don't know what it is with cityiots and suburbanites... us hicks in the sticks didn't have overwhelming disorders-curable with a pill...
The few that did? That wasn't something mom or dad bragged about for attention/validation... that was something they kept a secret. For 2 reasons.
1. If the kid is that fucked up? Truly, honestly, sadly, afflicted with a legitimate disorder? Mommy and daddy didn't go to bbq/block parties and brag... they were home tending to their kids needs.
2. That shit wasn't something to be proud of.
Most resented themselves blamed themselves for having kids with health issues. Not using it for attention.

Here in dah burbz? You're the fucked up one if your kid isn't on some spectrum, down with some disorder, on a slew of pills, allergic to everything, and you're the fucked up one if you insist they be active/creative outdoors instead of cooped up with junk food and video games.

Must be something in that town/city treated water if everyone's kid is all sorts of fucked up...
I don't buy it. I knew kids with legitimate disorders.

These kids? Lack of discipline, poor parenting, and poor diets.
Munchausen mommy will tell you different though.

I don't buy it. I don't believe it. They do the shit for attention through their kid and that's disgusting.
There's people who actually have kids with legitimate health issues out there... these munchausen suffering fools should have their head examined for it. I do find it repulsive.

And lock them in their rooms to be anti social... then wonder why they're uncomfortable in social settings? Yeah, boxed wine fueled mother of the year award for that one.
Easier to blame it on Muh spectrumz Muh disorderz than it is to say, I am too insecure to allow my kid to be a kid, and do kid things...easier to plop a video game tablet and phone in their lap and coddle and shelter and make excuses for them for an eternity...
Then wonder why they're shy/nervous/uncomfortable around others... absolutely degenerate.

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And for some people here its hot...go figure.

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My wife is under 150 pregnant with twins. I'm 180 and exercise 5-6 timex a week.  What's your excuse?

The amount of obesity I see out and about, (especially in the pro-2A, hyper patriotic, Molon Labe community) is disgusting. We men are failing our families. Not leading by example, making healthy food choices and exercising.

Workout. Eat right. Be an example and your family will follow. Don't allow unhealthy behaviors in your homes.

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People sat around and got fat the last two years.

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Swallowing semen burns fat. Fill in the blanks.

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A word of advice, never complain about the cost of things women like to do and buy to make them more attractive. Take time to thank them for making the effort to make themselves attractive and how proud it makes you feel to be her husband.

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I was just there in January. I didn’t see many disgustingly obese people waddling around. I saw a younger crowd that was still in good shape.

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I wonder how many people in here did squats and ate chicken today.

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Took my kid to the park today (single because I refused to sign the dotted line)

100% of the parents were normal dudes with once hot wives who doubled in mass.  That tight 130 was now 260+.  It was gross.

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And this too: bride and groom walking down the aisle, both smiling. He's thinking "that was a great blow job last night, more to come". She's thinking of the previous evening too but "whew, that was the last time I had to do that".

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What day does your wife do legs?

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Took my kid to the park today (single because I refused to sign the dotted line)

100% of the parents were normal dudes with once hot wives who doubled in mass.  That tight 130 was now 260+.  It was gross.

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There is some ingredient in wedding cake that triggers it.

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Sound advice, old timer. Much appreciated.

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They don't make enough money for their wives to care about staying fit.  

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Because they don’t have to try to attract you anymore. They have you on a marriage contract with financial penalties.

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Laziness
Hyper-available empty calories
Lack of self control/awareness

Most women today are fucking disgusting.
I'll happily call them out as a 175lb normal human being.

It's fucking disgusting and many of you should be shaming your wives/gfs/ham-possessions into becoming reasonable weights.
Stop telling her that she's beautiful- she's not.
Don't tell her that dress makes her look good- it doesn't.
You and your fupa look disgusting and un healthy.  Get your shit together.


Then you should beat the shit out of yourselves for being a miserable fatbody

Fat people are fucking gross.
There is no excuse for being fat.

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Pregnancy/kids plus antidepressants/psych meds can cause a very large increase in body weight and that shit happens fast.  

My girlfriend gained 100 pounds in a year when they changed her psych meds around.  It was crazy.  Doctors didn't give a shit.

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Before we got married and had kids my wife was a bodybuilder and martial artist, so she was always meaty but in a good way. She weighed around 150 but was fit and stacked with solid muscle. Now almost 4 years later she's getting fat and soft pushing 200, meanwhile I'm in the best shape I've ever been in my life at 33 years old, sitting at almost 200 myself but I'm also 6 feet and I've packed on muscle, my wife is 5'8" and 27 years old.