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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:46:53 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:48:03 PM EDT
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I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:48:29 PM EDT
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At least they didnt prescribe prostate stimulation by hot beef injection.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:49:25 PM EDT
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Not seeing a problem here.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:49:52 PM EDT
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Is this a prostate cancer thread, or I've been married for 20 years thread?
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:51:49 PM EDT
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He chose...poorly.
Sorry about your situation. Fuck cancer |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:52:43 PM EDT
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More thankful every day for my wife.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:52:58 PM EDT
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You can hire a medical aide to come over and crank one out for you in front of your wife. They're easy enough to locate, many areas have them. Just be sure to check the package they're offering, as some have bigger packages.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:53:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this a prostate cancer thread, or I've been married for 20 years thread? Sounds like he got both. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:54:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. I don't think that would help. I think he's supposed to empty his own prostate, not yours. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:54:57 PM EDT
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There are some devices on amazon that can help you. Check them out.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:55:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Prostrate cancer here, doc is trying new treatment, but requires every other day orgasm, (to empty prostrate) every day is better. Wife of 20 yrs is like, fuck that , good luck, your on your own. ?? What is the treatment called? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:55:53 PM EDT
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Sounds like you may be needing carpal tunnel surgery as well amigo.
Seriously though I hope you recover fully. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:56:27 PM EDT
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Hmm, and there's an 8 page thread about Pornhub going on right now.
Interesting. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:57:13 PM EDT
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Try standing up first.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:57:50 PM EDT
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Prostrate:
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:57:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You can hire a medical aide to come over and crank one out for you in front of your wife. They're easy enough to locate, many areas have them. Just be sure to check the package they're offering, as some have bigger packages. :::chuckle:::: Does insurance cover that, copay? Asking for a friend… |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:57:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:57:57 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. Yeah |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:58:32 PM EDT
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I'm sorry about the prostate Ca. I'm getting elevated psa levels myself.
I think your wife needs help. Old age makes us all victims of disease at some point, and it is then that a spouse is really needed. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 7:59:16 PM EDT
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Not sure if your insurance will cover a Fleshlight.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:00:46 PM EDT
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Don’t know, some drug that attacks cancer cells only ???????. Since prostrate cancer is slow, it’s a good candidate to test.
The sad part is, my dick still thinks he is 19, so fucking everyday is doable . I’m 67. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:01:33 PM EDT
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if the wife doesnt want to assist then get you an oculus and after dinner every night while shes watching tv, you're on the couch next to her with 2 hot blonde young chicks in VR. Stream it all to your tablet sitting on the coffee table so she can see the fun you're having. My understanding is they are *very* flexible.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:06:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:08:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm sorry about the prostate Ca. I'm getting elevated psa levels myself. I think your wife needs help. Old age makes us all victims of disease at some point, and it is then that a spouse is really needed. See a urologist right away! My PSA was elevated and I had an MRI that showed a suspicious area. A biopsy confirmed my cancer as well. At 73, I’m opting for the radical prostatectomy via robot assisted laparoscopic surgery in June. I had not heard about the jack off procedure, however. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:08:23 PM EDT
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Just make sure you keep a pleasure journal.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:08:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: if the wife doesnt want to assist then get you an oculus and after dinner every night while shes watching tv, you're on the couch next to her with 2 hot blonde young chicks in VR. Stream it all to your tablet sitting on the coffee table so she can see the fun you're having. My understanding is they are *very* flexible. That’s a good idea too. Or just follow her around crankin on it. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:12:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: :::chuckle:::: Does insurance cover that, copay? Asking for a friend… Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: You can hire a medical aide to come over and crank one out for you in front of your wife. They're easy enough to locate, many areas have them. Just be sure to check the package they're offering, as some have bigger packages. :::chuckle:::: Does insurance cover that, copay? Asking for a friend… If you have a flexible spending account for healthcare expenses, that would be a hilarious claim to submit. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:12:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s a good idea too. Or just follow her around crankin on it. As an added bonus you keep the ghosts away. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:15:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: See a urologist right away! My PSA was elevated and I had an MRI that showed a suspicious area. A biopsy confirmed my cancer as well. At 73, I’m opting for the radical prostatectomy via robot assisted laparoscopic surgery in June. I had not heard about the jack off procedure, however. I’m seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don’t have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:16:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don’t know, some drug that attacks cancer cells only ???????. Since prostrate cancer is slow, it’s a good candidate to test. The sad part is, my dick still thinks he is 19, so fucking everyday is doable . I’m 67. My dad had the DaVinci machine surgery, no idea if they still use it. Minimally invasive. Removed the malignancy, regular tests, he's been good for over 10 years. But cancer got my mom last February. 
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:17:23 PM EDT
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I would make phone calls to her friends in front of her to ask for assistance in the matter.
I bet by the 2nd phone call she would be undoing my belt. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:17:58 PM EDT
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Get you some Only Fans and use her card.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:19:27 PM EDT
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I’d suggest alternative medicine- hookers and blow
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:20:05 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:21:22 PM EDT
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Whole lot of Rosie
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:22:29 PM EDT
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At least you don’t live in Utah.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:23:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this a prostate cancer thread, or I've been married for 20 years thread? It's a jacking off thread. Only OP has a prescription...unlike the rest of us. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:23:53 PM EDT
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Good thing you don't live in Utah.
 But seriously, I hope you beat the cancer. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:24:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: Prostrate cancer here, doc is trying new treatment, but requires every other day orgasm, (to empty prostrate) every day is better. Wife of 20 yrs is like, fuck that , good luck, you’re on your own. ?? How close are you to a truck stop? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:25:23 PM EDT
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My first wife gave me a razor sharp paring knife for Father’s Day one year.
I had not asked for one. I had not hinted at one. I had just gotten out of a psychiatric hospital due to severe depression following the suicide of our son. She was too busy to pick me up. I had to call a friend for a ride home. She had told me she was done with me because I hadn’t been emotionally supportive of her thirty days after our son died. She told people she would spend money to destroy me. I think that qualifies. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:26:11 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: At least you don’t live in Utah. Well, there is that. ?? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:27:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. This should have been the first post. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:29:26 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: My first wife gave me a razor sharp paring knife for Father’s Day one year. I had not asked for one. I had not hinted at one. I had just gotten out of a psychiatric hospital due to severe depression following the suicide of our son. She was too busy to pick me up. I had to call a friend for a ride home. She had told me she was done with me because I hadn’t been emotionally supportive of her thirty days after our son died. She told people she would spend money to destroy me. I think that qualifies. Ya, you got me beat. Whenever you think you have it bad, someone else has it worse. God luck to you Bro ……really. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:29:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. 
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:31:33 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don’t have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. Ah, so you're going the Steve jobs route. The wife's decision makes a bit more sense now. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:31:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. Dude, I like your moves. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:32:49 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:34:11 PM EDT
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I’m going to answer my post, for others.
If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:35:12 PM EDT
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