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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:35:42 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don't have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:37:46 PM EDT
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I’m going to answer my post, for others.
If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:40:32 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: well hope you had a good run. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don't have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. FYI, my PSA numbers are dropping. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:44:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ah, so you're going the Steve jobs route. The wife's decision makes a bit more sense now. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:47:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Wifes Uncle decided that homeopathic medicine and prayer would cure his prostate cancer. He was dead in 6 months ????. I only hope it’s that quick. Life sucks, then you die. Did you see the post about my PSA numbers dropping? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:49:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m going to answer my post, for others. If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! You are certainly entitled to your medical autonomy but you got more to live for than you think and while I’m side marriage sucks but so does the other alternative. Go see someone other than a homeopathic doctor |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:50:47 PM EDT
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You're gonna hafta get a bigger Pleasure Journal.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:52:34 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'd jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:55:12 PM EDT
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Finish in her shoe each time, that way no matter what she has to clean it out of something.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:56:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: You are certainly entitled to your medical autonomy but you got more to live for than you think and while I’m side marriage sucks but so does the other alternative. Go see someone other than a homeopathic doctor ??, no kids, no family and a mean wife. I’m looking forward to whatever is next even if just a long dirt nap. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:56:50 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: If you have a flexible spending account for healthcare expenses, that would be a hilarious claim to submit. “Physical therapy,” why not? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 8:57:47 PM EDT
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I just did the brachytherapy. My numbers dropped dramatically but I'm not "cured". Good luck, God bless you with your recovery.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:02:06 PM EDT
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Tell your wife you are changing your insurance and life policy to your mistress's name.
Also, start buying toys to enjoy with your time, no sense in leaving a fat bank account. :) |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:02:34 PM EDT
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Brother, try Urology Associates of Alabama. Prostate cancer isn't something you should die from. There are options.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:04:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep.  Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:04:14 PM EDT
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 The Wire - Crutchfield Misspells "prostrate" |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:06:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:08:11 PM EDT
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So since it was doctor ordered I would be going to the massage parlor every other day and getting the happy ending have your doctor write a prescription and see if insurance covers it
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:08:50 PM EDT
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Op's been married so long he forgot how to crank the hog.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:08:50 PM EDT
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Quoted: Prostrate cancer here, doc is trying new treatment, but requires every other day orgasm, (to empty prostrate) every day is better. Wife of 20 yrs is like, fuck that , good luck, your on your own. ?? Wtf is a prostrate?   Attached File |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:10:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ??, no kids, no family and a mean wife. I’m looking forward to whatever is next even if just a long dirt nap. I'd have a hard time not taking a personal vacation to bang some cheap whores in another country. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:11:49 PM EDT
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Get a mistress
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:14:34 PM EDT
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Sounds like a way for your local massage parlor to go legit.
Get a prescription. Is WhackOff on the insurance formulary? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:14:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: Prostrate cancer here, doc is trying new treatment, but requires every other day orgasm, (to empty prostrate) every day is better. Wife of 20 yrs is like, fuck that , good luck, your on your own. ?? 
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:18:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Get you some Only Fans and use her card. I'd put that on my HSA card
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:20:03 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell your wife you are changing your insurance and life policy to your mistress's name. Also, start buying toys to enjoy with your time, no sense in leaving a fat bank account. :) ????. Just bought the S&W 9mm carbine, it’s cool as shit. Ya, I’m not saving money ?? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:21:14 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Brother, try Urology Associates of Alabama. Prostate cancer isn't something you should die from. There are options. They are the ones that want to cut me, fuck that, no diapers in my future. In my point in life , death is looked forward to. It might be fun ??????? Once again, my PSA numbers are dropping. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:21:19 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Tell your wife you are changing your insurance and life policy to your mistress's name. Also, start buying toys to enjoy with your time, no sense in leaving a fat bank account. :)  Attached File |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:28:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Is this a prostate cancer thread, or I've been married for 20 years thread? What's the difference? |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:31:17 PM EDT
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This is not a joke, The point of my post is the “wife” does not care if I die, All men be aware, …never marry .
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:31:42 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. Alternate, use her underwear drawer every other night. Maybe her coffee cup occasionally if feeling really brave.. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:39:51 PM EDT
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DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:42:41 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ??, no kids, no family and a mean wife. I’m looking forward to whatever is next even if just a long dirt nap. I’d rather divorce her than die. Either or you have the right to choose and i respect that. I wish you well |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:43:43 PM EDT
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I'm going to get that doctor's note next time I get a check up
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:44:45 PM EDT
[#35]
Take a 6 month vacation to Thailand. Send your wife postcards.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:44:56 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 9:45:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking. More info please…. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:05:51 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. My buddy (now deceased) did that to his soon-to-be-ex-wife. Only he used her hair so she wouldn't wake up. Think Something About Mary. 
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:06:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So since it was doctor ordered I would be going to the massage parlor every other day and getting the happy ending have your doctor write a prescription and see if insurance covers it This, just hit up the rub and tug. Make your wife collect and turn in the receipts for reimbursement. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:06:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There are some devices on amazon that can help you. Check them out. What are they? Asking for a friend......................
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:08:48 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:11:34 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:14:22 PM EDT
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You should hire a professional to drain you. She would probably do a better job and insurance "may" cover it...
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:16:46 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: More info please…. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking. More info please…. Sold by Wal-Mart! |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:28:08 PM EDT
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Go old school. An athletic sock and the sears catalog bra and underwear section.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:51:08 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’d jack off on her face every night while she was asleep. 
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Posted: 5/1/2023 10:54:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: More info please…. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: DR Joel Kaplan's prostate locator/stimulator is about 15 bucks. It works. Grab a homer bucket, you gonna be leaking. More info please…. As much as I'd rather not post on a public message board about jerking off, and sticking stuff in your butt, this is an important men's health issue, so I will give my brief answer as clinical as possible. 1. Do kegel exercises, it will take a while to build up the muscles, you can do the exercises anywhere, at anytime. After some time you can give yourself (multiple) Prostate orgasms by these exercises alone (or with a bit of #2), draining your built up seminal fluid. 2. Become aroused, after some training at #1, they can both be combined in the practice of 'waking the prostate' 3. Get one of these these and water based lube. https://drjoelkaplan.com/silicone-prostate-locator You know where it goes. 4. Edge yourself, rock back and forth, do kegels for as long as you can take it, they can wax and wane, enjoy leaky prostate o's. 5. When ready to really finish, use both sensations on the final build up, but back off on the kegels/rocking, and focus on the traditional Pen15 tip o'.
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Posted: 5/1/2023 11:04:30 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m going to answer my post, for others. If it turns into bone cancer, nothing but pretty nurses and good drugs to look forward to. I dont mind dying, marriage sucks anyway. Fuck cancer ! I know you are probably joking somewhat, but having seen relatives die from metastatic prostate cancer, you really don't want that. The dying is the easy part. It's the in between that sucks. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 11:08:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I’m seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don’t have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: See a urologist right away! My PSA was elevated and I had an MRI that showed a suspicious area. A biopsy confirmed my cancer as well. At 73, I’m opting for the radical prostatectomy via robot assisted laparoscopic surgery in June. I had not heard about the jack off procedure, however. I’m seeing a homeopathic Dr, the others wanted to use a knife. I was like, fuck that, I don’t have a lot to live for so no diapers in my future. Homeopathy? You know that's some quack shit right? Like make believe. I hear your PSA numbers are improving. Good luck. You'll need more of it if you stick with Homeopathy. |
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Posted: 5/1/2023 11:19:55 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: They are the ones that want to cut me, fuck that, no diapers in my future. In my point in life , death is looked forward to. It might be fun ??????? Once again, my PSA numbers are dropping. FWIW, my dad had his prostate removed with robotic surgery at UAB, no complications at all. Either way, best of luck to you |
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