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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:40:07 AM EDT
[#1]
Im with the lady because screw big candy.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:40:58 AM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Smack that lady. No really, she deserves to be smacked. Smack her. I know that wasn’t a correct haiku, but it’s how I feel. There needs to be more "that bitch is in contempt of court for wasting our time. Throw the cock-sucking lawyer in there with her!” |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:51:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryLol, I was waiting for that. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:51:55 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:52:56 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Should I sell my Hershey stock? Collapsible? |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:54:13 AM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryBingo. Back when Phil was alive and the Simpsons was actually funny. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:56:13 AM EDT
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So contacting customer service with a WTF? And asking for her money back, was off the table?
There's a reason most companies will just auto refund her on stuff like this. I look forward to defense askingbher this question and judge Smithers slamming the gavel and closing it. Then again, of it's judge Jackson and the Birmingham underpass jury pool - she gonna get rich! |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 9:59:48 AM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: I've been told my view about lawyers is wrong. These kinds of stories aren't making it easier. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:03:32 AM EDT
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Plaintiffs' class action lawyers aren't the lowest of the low -- that distinction is reserved for the ones who target small businesses for hyper-technical ADA violations. But they're still bottom feeders.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:16:27 AM EDT
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As mentioned, where’s the teeth marks and missing bit? They would sue if it was missing a bite out of it. But it would match the packaging.
The picture is smaller than what’s inside. That’s misleading also. Biggest problem is mental illness gymnastics, instant payday thoughts, and social media attention getters. Being in the multi generational “someone did me wrong, it’s not my fault “ crowd is what we are seeing. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:26:12 AM EDT
[#11]
Good lawsuit. Pack Hershey's fudge.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:29:43 AM EDT
[#12]
I wish something really really bad happens to that lady. And than the lawyer afterwards.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:35:03 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Has this lady ever been to McDonald's? Yeah, probably the one that used because the coffee was too hot |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:45:48 AM EDT
[#14]
She needs to be jailed and her lawyer with her. Idiots suing because just because they can.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:47:28 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She's right. What they show on the package is not what is inside. I would think a major corporation would know better than that. $5 million in damages might not be the right direction to go, but it is pretty stupid on their part not to think that some people might want what they see in the packaging. Let them fight. I'm going to find someone who is illiterate, have them buy a box of cake mix for their kid's birthday, then have them sue the manufacturer because a beautiful frosted cake wasn't in the box like it showed. That level of trauma should be worth at least $100 million. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:49:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay, they really did just phone it in on making a number of products look anything like what they're supposed to represent. However. Just for the Jack O' Lantern candy, a Hershey's spokesthing should've said, "Bitch, it's a Jack O' Lantern. You're supposed to carve the face in it yourself." 
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:50:20 AM EDT
[#17]
I'm still pissed about those damn sea monkeys from the 70s.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:53:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Hoping for a payday?  |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:55:28 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The fact that a lawywr would even consider taking this case instead of laughing in the woman's face shows how far we have fallen as a country.  To the Dungeon with them both! That's the only way to put a stop to this shit. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:05:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryRick .
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:16:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The fact that a lawywr would even consider taking this case instead of laughing in the woman's face shows how far we have fallen as a country. The fact that a judge doesn’t just award her $5 for the candy, and then charge her court costs and give her lawyer a frivolous suit fine, is the real problem. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:52:43 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hoping for a payday? well played 
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:53:14 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I snickered. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Hoping for a payday? I snickered.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 12:04:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Dumbest lawsuit in the MilkyWay.
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Posted: 12/30/2023 1:07:22 PM EDT
[#25]
Is this Hershey bar made from actual trannies?
 Attached FileI'm gonna side with the plaintiff here, even though it seems like her case should have been in this song  "Weird Al" Yankovic - I'll Sue Ya (Official 4K Video) |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:05:40 PM EDT
[#26]
Never going to go anywhere. Ever seen an advertisement for the hamburgers that Burger king or McDonald's shows vs. the raggedy ones you actually get?
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:08:11 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:11:02 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryShe deserves a full refund. Not one penny less. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:11:07 PM EDT
[#29]
Will they just refund her $2.99 that it cost?
ETA - Beat by 5 fucking seconds? I am emotionally damaged by that |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:14:17 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: For every LawSchool Top Ten Percent graduate there is a Bottom Tem Percent one as well, and not everyone is willing to be paid in live chickens, so they can't all become Immigration lawyers. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The fact that a lawywr would even consider taking this case instead of laughing in the woman's face shows how far we have fallen as a country. For every LawSchool Top Ten Percent graduate there is a Bottom Tem Percent one as well, and not everyone is willing to be paid in live chickens, so they can't all become Immigration lawyers. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:19:13 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You were mislead about the potential caliber of an Aimless post? I'm afraid that's squarely on you. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I’m suing arfcom for 15 million for the three minute of my time wasting reading this stupid post. I was mislead by the title of it. You were mislead about the potential caliber of an Aimless post? I'm afraid that's squarely on you. Honestly, this is one of his better posts in recent memory. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 10:23:53 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: She's probably shooting high and hoping to settle. I honestly kinda see her point too. I've never had their themed chocolate before, but they do honestly look awful. More of a turd than a pumpkin. Besides that, there's a good chance that Hershey is all in on ESG, so I really don't care if they are financially impacted. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yeah, $5+ million really makes a lot of sense. How about refund the dumb bitches cost of the pumpkin? What's that...like $0.75?  I think you might be onto something.  Attached File Attached File |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:23:44 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I think you might be onto something. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/27564/IMG_1590_jpeg-3076472.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/27564/IMG_1592_jpeg-3076474.JPG Now there's a lawsuit. All I'd want is for legal fees to be paid by Hershey and their entire BoD to say "boys have a penis; girls have a vagina" on video to be posted on all their social media. And they're not allowed to delete it. The dumb bitch who bought the pumpkin Reese's and her lawyer should be sent to work at a cocoa plantation until they've made Reese's 5 million dollars. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:25:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:37:11 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's actually a quote from a bad guy. Quote HistoryQuoted: That's actually a quote from a bad guy. Maybe so, but at least part of his platform sounds pretty enticing. |
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Posted: 12/30/2023 11:49:58 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Has this lady ever been to McDonald's? That's what I was wondering. 
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Posted: 12/31/2023 12:33:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Everybody hates lawyers, until they fucking need one. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I've been told my view about lawyers is wrong. These kinds of stories aren't making it easier. |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 12:50:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 12/31/2023 12:57:58 AM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: WTF I've been mislead Still taste like twix though. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/104619/CE1C04AB-84C4-49D5-8162-9AE751159B36_jpe-3076676.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/104619/935D5909-91C4-474B-8D18-670775715A55_jpe-3076677.JPG What you expected: Kris Kringle What you received: George Floyd |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 1:30:28 AM EDT
[#40]
Can I sue every woman I dated who wore a push up bra?
What!? Those weren’t really DD’s you had under that sweater? |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 1:30:58 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been told my view about lawyers is wrong. These kinds of stories aren't making it easier. Don't the courts have the duty to reject frivolous lawsuits? |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 1:57:46 AM EDT
[#42]
Sure maybe she wouldn't have bought them if she knew but where is 5 million in damages ? Or even $ 500 for that matter. Just complain at the store return it and they'll give you your $ 5 back.
Just looking for way to scam. 
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Posted: 12/31/2023 2:04:46 AM EDT
[#43]
Just one? She'd really make bank if she included the other 14 she had for lunch that day.
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Posted: 12/31/2023 2:08:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't the courts have the duty to reject frivolous lawsuits? There's this lawyer who travels around filing lawsuits with dolphins as the plaintiff. It always gets thrown out but he never gets in trouble. |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 2:14:44 AM EDT
[#45]
Gotta give props to the lawyer, he is getting paid regardless. Already by the lady, less likely from Hershey.
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Posted: 12/31/2023 2:21:07 AM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Gotta give props to the lawyer, he is getting paid regardless. Already by the lady, less likely from Hershey. |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 7:03:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: He probably took it on contingency and gets 1/3 of any recovery. The article probably drums up business Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Gotta give props to the lawyer, he is getting paid regardless. Already by the lady, less likely from Hershey.  Attached File |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 10:36:13 AM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The fact that a lawywr would even consider taking this case instead of laughing in the woman's face shows how far we have fallen as a country. Lawyers have been a plague as long as they have existed, which predates our country. "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers," is a line from William Shakespeare's Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2. |
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Posted: 12/31/2023 1:00:05 PM EDT
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Serving suggestion. You’re welcome to paint you own face on the product before eating.
There will be no settlement. This will be a painful lesson for a money grubbing bitch. She will have to show how she was damaged. Won’t even make it past preliminary hearings. |
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