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Quoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. View Quote Attached File |
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Christmas vacation 2. Unwatchable.
And I fucking love Christmas vacation. Also a Christmas story sucks. I said it. |
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Happy Christmas, we shut it off after 15 minutes. The last 5 minutes were spent questioning if it was just bad or wrote to appear bad.
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Quoted: I was thinking of that one. I saw it when I was about 10 or so. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: That’s what I always thought was THE WORST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER, until the the same thread from last year where someone posted and linked some Christmas movie made about the same time as that, BUT MUCH, MUCH WORSE THAN SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS, if you can believe it. I can’t remember the title, though. |
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Elf. I can't stand movies where the lead character(s) portrait a jackass. I guess that includes all Will Ferrell movies.
Jim Carrey's How the Grinch Stole Christmas, for reasons similar to Elf. Likewise includes all Jim Carrey movies. Polar Express. Creepy as fuck. You know, a Favorite Christmas Movie EVER thread would be more fun! |
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Jingle all the Way is pretty frickin bad. Polar Express is a train wreck.
Also absolutely hate Edward Scissorhands and that other piece of Tim Burton garbage with the skeletons. |
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Worst. But certainly not worst.
Rudolph the five legged reindeer |
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Quoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. View Quote I actually think of Christmas Story as one of the best HOWEVER, Christmas Story 2 was absolutely so bad that a lot of people don't even know it exists!! |
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Quoted: Also absolutely hate Edward Scissorhands and that other piece of Tim Burton garbage with the skeletons. View Quote Was Scissorhands a Christmas movie? I only remember it being cringy and turning it off. Nevermind... who cares? It was trash. I forgot about the Tim Burton thing, having only caught bits and pieces. Aweful. |
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Die Hard.
Super violent, lots of cursing, really not a lot of actual Christmas theme elements other than the holiday party time frame. As a Christmas movie, 2/10. |
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"Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"
It makes the "Star Wars Holiday Special" look like "It's a Wonderful Life" by comparison. |
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its a wonderful life is a terrible movie there's a reason it makes all the in my ass lists . |
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Mariah Careys All i want for Christmas movie
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Quoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop. Titles like "Christmas in Vermont". Garbage. You couldn't make me watch it. View Quote I didn’t understand how bad these were so we tried to watch one and it was so awful it was hysterical. We called it “Look Who’s Dying at Christmas” but I don’t know the actual name. Family sitting around breakfast table as the whole family is together for the holidays for the first time in years. We learn that it’s only because the dad has died and they don’t want mom to be alone. Just to cheer up the mood they start talking about the missing sibling symbolized by empty chair,who of course died. The next time at breakfast one of them announces they have cancer. People were dropping faster than the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan |
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Quoted: I didn't understand how bad these were so we tried to watch one and it was so awful it was hysterical. We called it "Look Who's Dying at Christmas" but I don't know the actual name. Family sitting around breakfast table as the whole family is together for the holidays for the first time in years. We learn that it's only because the dad has died and they don't want mom to be alone. Just to cheer up the mood they start talking about the missing sibling symbolized by empty chair,who of course died. The next time at breakfast one of them announces they have cancer. People were dropping faster than the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop. Titles like "Christmas in Vermont". Garbage. You couldn't make me watch it. I didn't understand how bad these were so we tried to watch one and it was so awful it was hysterical. We called it "Look Who's Dying at Christmas" but I don't know the actual name. Family sitting around breakfast table as the whole family is together for the holidays for the first time in years. We learn that it's only because the dad has died and they don't want mom to be alone. Just to cheer up the mood they start talking about the missing sibling symbolized by empty chair,who of course died. The next time at breakfast one of them announces they have cancer. People were dropping faster than the beach landing of Saving Private Ryan |
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! View Quote |
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Quoted: Jingle All the Way sort of gets a pass up here because of all the shooting locations and local references. It is legitimately a pretty bad movie aside from that, and I would not expect non-locals to see any redeeming qualities in it. My vote for absolute worst “real” Christmas movie is the Grinch movie with Jim Carrey from 2000. Utterly terrible. View Quote My wife tried to get me to watch that shit. I couldn't make it past the opening credits. It came out when she was a kid, so she has this weird nostalgia for it. I thought all of the characters looked retarded, and Jim Carrey has been excruciatingly annoying since the mid '90s. |
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The one about the dumb kid and a BB gun, and his even dumber family.
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I like "Jingle All The Way" and absolutely DESPISE "Elf."
Now, "Jingle All The Way 2" sucks. |
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! View Quote National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 What did I win? |
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Quoted: I will just leave this here...... https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMjI3ZGE5MTMtOTk4Ny00ZWUyLTgyMzctZjRkZDMzZWY3ZWFhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg View Quote |
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It's a Wonderful Life is absolutely the worst ever. Mainly because of Jimmy Stewart.
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Quoted: Every single Hallmark piece of garbage that my parents watch non-stop. Titles like "Christmas in Vermont". Garbage. You couldn't make me watch it. View Quote My wife watches Hallmark quite often. I haven't heard a single movie that interested me for years. That joke that gets passed around showing the mix and match card for Hallmark movies is very accurate. It's almost like the same script gets passed around, and they change the town name and the actors. I say heard since I don't watch them, but can hear them from the room my computer and radio gear is in. If it's really bad, the headphones go on. |
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! View Quote Oh God, you’re right What an awful, unwatchable piece of shit! ETA- What a horrible X-mas movie. Spoiled kids, bad acting and a plot that celebrates bad behavior; Christmas being all about doing whatever it takes, whatever the cost, no matter who gets hurt, to lavish ungrateful, undeserving kids with gimmicky toys to buy their love. |
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Jim Carey's Grinch and Elf. Both ran like a big,long, shitty SNL skit.
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