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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:50:39 AM EDT
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The "ION" network moves this year have been fucking dreadful.. they're not even as good as the broke dick hallmark movies...
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:52:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Christmas Vacation 2. There is no way on God’s green earth there is one worse.. LoL I didn’t even know that existed until this post. Wow |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:53:05 AM EDT
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Was going to say “anything with the hallmark logo,” but Elf was distinctly annoying to me.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:54:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There is probably and Olsen Sisters movie of it, so that will probably take top billing. The Star Wars special was TV only, but still notable. But definitely big screen and definitely horrible: Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan https://i0.wp.com/skiffyandfanty.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Santa-with-Muscles.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1 The Book of Boba Fett is only a week away, but no one wants to revisit THAT origin story... i did get like 5 free Boba figures back in the day... |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:56:00 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryI actually watched that on TV when it first premiered. After a year, most of us kids were jonesing for a STAR WARS fix. We were looking forward to it like a drunk trying to open a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. When we saw it, the only reaction was WTF was that  |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:57:19 AM EDT
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Quote History"I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." 
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:57:39 AM EDT
[#7]
Its a Wonderful Life.
Kharn |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:57:50 AM EDT
[#8]
Bad Santa
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:58:21 AM EDT
[#9]
That depressing POS
It’s a Wonderful Life I can stand it. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:58:58 AM EDT
[#10]
Polar Express is the absolute benchmark upon which all terrible movies are rated.
Everyone else in this thread is wrong. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 11:00:17 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Bad Santa Has Lauren Graham... her "fuck me santa" scene is not bad... |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 11:01:58 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't watch so many of them, but ran across this piece of shit this year when I did the discounted HBOMax thing for 6 months...couldn't even do like 30 min of it. Black Christmas  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4yRYbo1WEImma tellit to Sharpton on you. Solt out |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 11:02:05 AM EDT
[#13]
I never got into the whole "Die Hard as a Christmas movie" thing, but this year I put it on because it was my choice night.
What a shitty, overrated movie. I really think Die Hard sucks. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 11:17:23 AM EDT
[#14]
Polar Express is what I imagine hell is.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 11:20:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: "I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." Quote HistoryQuoted: "I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." just blew coffee through my nose...
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Posted: 12/20/2021 11:32:19 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Polar Express . A steaming pile of shit.  |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 2:39:22 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." sentient might not be the right word . |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 3:42:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote History"Private Joker, do you believe in the virgin mary? Worst christmas movie? Santa Claus the movie. Fkn AWFUL |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 3:47:49 PM EDT
[#19]
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.........it will haunt you.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 5:01:27 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: There is probably and Olsen Sisters movie of it, so that will probably take top billing. The Star Wars special was TV only, but still notable. But definitely big screen and definitely horrible: Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan https://i0.wp.com/skiffyandfanty.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Santa-with-Muscles.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1 Off to find this gem |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 5:13:47 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2021 5:16:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryLee Majors! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 5:23:22 PM EDT
[#23]
Kiss Saves Santa is the worst Christmas movie.
Best Christmas movie... Spreading Joy... Google it. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 5:51:06 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Christmas Vacation 2. There is no way on God’s green earth there is one worse.. Nothing worse than Christmas Vacation 2? Allow me to introduce you to Santa Claus Conquers The Martians  Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi | Christmas Movie |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:01:01 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There is probably and Olsen Sisters movie of it, so that will probably take top billing. The Star Wars special was TV only, but still notable. But definitely big screen and definitely horrible: Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan  I thought that was a young Mila Kunis in the back. 
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:08:12 PM EDT
[#26]
Die Hard 2
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:28:50 PM EDT
[#27]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4SZyeUGSM4&ab_channel=CultCinemaClassics
And another if you want more torture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voyn3forAT8&ab_channel=BrestFanTV |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:30:51 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Polar Express ………. A steaming pile of shit. I never understood why it got to be so popular. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:31:51 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Christmas Vacation has it's moments. I liked Scrooged too. 
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:32:28 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! Santa Inc. Though not a movie. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:35:01 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I never understood why it got to be so popular. Only because of Tom Hanks, and a tiny bit of because of how you could buy that bell at the Hallmark store. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:36:02 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.........it will haunt you. There's a second version. Equally bad... RIFFTRAX has both awesome versions!!! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:40:14 PM EDT
[#33]
I agree with Elf. Has a cult following, for reasons I do not understand. Was so bad.
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Posted: 12/20/2021 6:55:26 PM EDT
[#34]
Ok, too much. Lets talk about good Christmas movies:
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Posted: 12/20/2021 8:03:10 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Elf |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 8:57:09 PM EDT
[#36]
Worst:
Jack Frost  The Best Of: Jack Frost (1997) Best: Fatman  FATMAN Trailer (2020) Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins, Thriller Movie |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:27:33 PM EDT
[#37]
I have a sixth sense about Christmas movies.
I know what's going to be a steaming pile of peppermint shit without having to watch it. So I can confidently say I've never seen a bad Christmas movie. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:36:15 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have a sixth sense about Christmas movies. I know what's going to be a steaming pile of peppermint shit without having to watch it. So I can confidently say I've never seen a bad Christmas movie. 
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:38:45 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Elf |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:43:21 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Polar Express is awful. The plot makes -zero- sense, every adult is voiced by Tom Hanks, and the CGI looks 10 years out of date. Shrek came out in 2001 and looks a million times better. Toy Story from 1995 looks good to this day. https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/90/files/2020/12/screenshot-2020-12-07-at-111651.png Yeah, that CGI is the very definition of the uncanny valley. Ebert gave it four stars. https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-polar-express-2004 |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:44:16 PM EDT
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:45:56 PM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. Just not grow up as a godless communist heathen, and where everyone got a participation trophy Maybe does have something to do with growing up in the Midwest, or “flyover” country. You know, America. Well, maybe you don’t. |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 9:53:38 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! |
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Posted: 12/20/2021 10:29:43 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Die Hard There may be others on page 2 and 3 but both you and SeanTX from page 1 should self ban for this. |
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Posted: 12/21/2021 12:50:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here? No, no it's not. It's much worse than that. https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/so_bad_its_worse.png |
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