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The "ION" network moves this year have been fucking dreadful.. they're not even as good as the broke dick hallmark movies...
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Was going to say “anything with the hallmark logo,” but Elf was distinctly annoying to me.
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Quoted: There is probably and Olsen Sisters movie of it, so that will probably take top billing. The Star Wars special was TV only, but still notable. But definitely big screen and definitely horrible: Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan https://i0.wp.com/skiffyandfanty.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Santa-with-Muscles.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1 View Quote The Book of Boba Fett is only a week away, but no one wants to revisit THAT origin story... i did get like 5 free Boba figures back in the day... |
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View Quote I actually watched that on TV when it first premiered. After a year, most of us kids were jonesing for a STAR WARS fix. We were looking forward to it like a drunk trying to open a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20. When we saw it, the only reaction was WTF was that |
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View Quote "I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." |
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Polar Express is the absolute benchmark upon which all terrible movies are rated.
Everyone else in this thread is wrong. |
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Quoted: I don't watch so many of them, but ran across this piece of shit this year when I did the discounted HBOMax thing for 6 months...couldn't even do like 30 min of it. Black Christmas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF4yRYbo1WE View Quote Imma tellit to Sharpton on you. Solt out |
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I never got into the whole "Die Hard as a Christmas movie" thing, but this year I put it on because it was my choice night.
What a shitty, overrated movie. I really think Die Hard sucks. |
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Quoted: "I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: "I'm not convinced the special wasn't ultimately written and directed by a sentient bag of cocaine." just blew coffee through my nose... |
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Quoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/299647/1F3C85F8-7006-4ADC-8D37-2ED0DA9E4564-1550394.gif View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes "Private Joker, do you believe in the virgin mary? Worst christmas movie? Santa Claus the movie. Fkn AWFUL |
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Quoted: There is probably and Olsen Sisters movie of it, so that will probably take top billing. The Star Wars special was TV only, but still notable. But definitely big screen and definitely horrible: Santa with Muscles, starring Hulk Hogan https://i0.wp.com/skiffyandfanty.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/Santa-with-Muscles.jpg?fit=1200%2C675&ssl=1 View Quote Off to find this gem |
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View Quote Lee Majors! |
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Kiss Saves Santa is the worst Christmas movie.
Best Christmas movie... Spreading Joy... Google it. |
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Quoted: Christmas Vacation 2. There is no way on God’s green earth there is one worse.. View Quote Nothing worse than Christmas Vacation 2? Allow me to introduce you to Santa Claus Conquers The Martians Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Adventure, Comedy, Sci-Fi | Christmas Movie |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4SZyeUGSM4&ab_channel=CultCinemaClassics
And another if you want more torture. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Voyn3forAT8&ab_channel=BrestFanTV |
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! View Quote Santa Inc. Though not a movie. |
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I agree with Elf. Has a cult following, for reasons I do not understand. Was so bad.
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Worst:
Jack Frost The Best Of: Jack Frost (1997) Best: Fatman FATMAN Trailer (2020) Mel Gibson, Walton Goggins, Thriller Movie |
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I have a sixth sense about Christmas movies.
I know what's going to be a steaming pile of peppermint shit without having to watch it. So I can confidently say I've never seen a bad Christmas movie. |
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Quoted: Polar Express is awful. The plot makes -zero- sense, every adult is voiced by Tom Hanks, and the CGI looks 10 years out of date. Shrek came out in 2001 and looks a million times better. Toy Story from 1995 looks good to this day. https://media.thetab.com/blogs.dir/90/files/2020/12/screenshot-2020-12-07-at-111651.png View Quote Yeah, that CGI is the very definition of the uncanny valley. Ebert gave it four stars. https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/the-polar-express-2004 |
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Quoted: This will catch some hate, but A Christmas Story. Maybe you had to grow up in the Midwest? But the whole thing is awful, not funny, everyone is a jerk, etc. View Quote Just not grow up as a godless communist heathen, and where everyone got a participation trophy Maybe does have something to do with growing up in the Midwest, or “flyover” country. You know, America. Well, maybe you don’t. |
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Quoted: I'm not talking about the billion or so Hallmark channel abortions, but REAL movies. Jingle All The Way. Beat THAT! View Quote |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Isn't the Star Wars Christmas special included here? No, no it's not. It's much worse than that. https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/so_bad_its_worse.png |
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