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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:14:34 PM EDT
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SIIHPAPP, it’s the Arfcom way.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:14:50 PM EDT
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I bet if she hits the bidet beforehand, you wouldn't have a problem.

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Its alright until I think about hitting some poo up in there

Then the moment is just tarnished and the mood is over

It was more fun with rando sloots than with the wife if being honest. I just feel bad. Then theres the thought mentioned above
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:14:58 PM EDT
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I bet if she hits the bidet beforehand, you wouldn't have a problem.

Kharn
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Anal is super appealing until you wipe shit off your dick

I bet if she hits the bidet beforehand, you wouldn't have a problem.

Kharn


Bro....if a bidet is giving you an enema, you may want to buy a new bidet.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:15:08 PM EDT
[#4]
Sure, as long as she isn't giving feet pics to strangers
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:15:43 PM EDT
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Backdoor? Pfft.

Service entrance, please.
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Username check out
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:16:11 PM EDT
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Its alright until I think about hitting some poo up in there

Then the moment is just tarnished and the mood is over

It was more fun with rando sloots than with the wife if being honest. I just feel bad. Then theres the thought mentioned above
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I bet if she hits the bidet beforehand, you wouldn't have a problem.

Kharn


Its alright until I think about hitting some poo up in there

Then the moment is just tarnished and the mood is over

It was more fun with rando sloots than with the wife if being honest. I just feel bad. Then theres the thought mentioned above


how you don't have an STI is mind blowing.

If I were you I would not worry about COVID...I am pretty sure you have the strongest immune system in the world
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:16:44 PM EDT
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Not mind or either way?  Cool.


Prefer?  
That would make me worry.  

I'd be demanding pics and proof of gender at birth.  Then I'd be thinking, it this a gay "bottom" in a biological women's body?  Is that good or bad?  Where does that rate on a crazy matrix?  

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Not mind or either way?  Cool.


Prefer?  
That would make me worry.  

I'd be demanding pics and proof of gender at birth.  Then I'd be thinking, it this a gay "bottom" in a biological women's body?  Is that good or bad?  Where does that rate on a crazy matrix?  



Only in GD is someone going to call anal sex with a woman gay

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Bro....if a bidet is giving you an enema, you may want to buy a new bidet.


Double the power double the fun
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:17:24 PM EDT
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No.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:17:31 PM EDT
[#9]
My Dicks All Shitty - Song Parody
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:17:59 PM EDT
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how you don't have an STI is mind blowing.

If I were you I would not worry about COVID...I am pretty sure you have the strongest immune system in the world
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Im honestly surprised I escaped my hay day unharmed. Like truly shocked when compared to the statistics Ive seen.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:18:51 PM EDT
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No, I had a girlfriend who liked being thrown on her stomach and taking it up the ass while I pulled her hair and forced her head back.  It was borderline masochistic and after awhile, the crazy got to be too much.  Plus, anal is just nasty and unsanitary.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:19:46 PM EDT
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Why would you choose the backdoor?  Did you know that for over 75 years, Brownells has been providing quality Gunsmithing tools, gun parts and service to the firearms industry. For all but two of those years, there has been a consistent brand image, the oblong horizontal shape of our catalog and the graphical design of our Brownells logo. For all of those years, these two uniquely, identifiable products have stood for our promise of service, selection and satisfaction.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:21:22 PM EDT
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Dont quite her till ya hit her in the shitter

Cant knock her up when ya piitb
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:22:07 PM EDT
[#14]
So, after exclusively giving it to your partner in the pooper, does that make your dick gay?
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:23:47 PM EDT
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Only in GD is someone going to call anal sex with a woman gay



Double the power double the fun
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But I didn't say that.  You skipped the first part of my post.  
It is the "prefers" part that would cause me to give pause.

Prefers is different than this:
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:25:44 PM EDT
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Get Him To The Greek Music Video - Ring Around The Rosie (2010) - Russell Brand Movie HD
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:25:46 PM EDT
[#17]
Know how to make her scream twice?

After anal wipe your dick off on the
window curtains.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:29:17 PM EDT
[#18]
Wakeboarder thread
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:32:21 PM EDT
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Why would you choose the backdoor?  Did you know that for over 75 years, Brownells has been providing quality Gunsmithing tools, gun parts and service to the firearms industry. For all but two of those years, there has been a consistent brand image, the oblong horizontal shape of our catalog and the graphical design of our Brownells logo. For all of those years, these two uniquely, identifiable products have stood for our promise of service, selection and satisfaction.
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Because it's all about selection!
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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:33:19 PM EDT
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Dated a girl in the past that preferred it.

Can't say I have strong feelings for or against.
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Same here. I will say that it definitely made her crazy horny, so I did enjoy that part greatly.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:33:44 PM EDT
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I would be very confused and moderately concerned as to her reason why.  I don’t doubt that type of woman exists; my only thought is that it is very atypical a response.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:36:11 PM EDT
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A little off topic but my ex wife suddenly got into anal in her mid thirties, and then got over it after a few years. She went from doing a handful of times per year (we were together since she was 17) to wanting it every time we had sex, and orgasming from it as well. She was a total nympho too, so 7-10 times per week was normal. She was so into it, that she bought bulk packs of disposable enemas in order to be clean and ready. If that sounds gross, well, this is an ass sex thread. Yes, that's what she called it. Hated the word anal.

Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:36:43 PM EDT
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"Never stick it in crazy, unless they offer the backdoor"?

I think I'll pass.

ETA  Insists on anal nearly exclusively would be deal breaker.  Preferring it above vaginal is a warning sign.  I think.  Who fucking knows.
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Sometimes is has to do with individual physiology. The clitoris can be quite long internally and may take unique paths, sometimes that is more directly stimulating to it than vaginal. My old GF was that way.  
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:38:59 PM EDT
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Prefer? No

Enjoy sure why not

Painters are in you’ll have to take me up the shitter “ put a ring on that woman.
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Put that on a Hallmark card
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:39:48 PM EDT
[#25]
Hell yeah.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:40:36 PM EDT
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Everyone has an asshole.

Only females have a pussy.

Ass stuff is gay.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:40:39 PM EDT
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Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there.
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This
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:40:50 PM EDT
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Sometimes is has to do with individual physiology. The clitoris can be quite long internally and may take unique paths, sometimes that is more directly stimulating to it than vaginal. My old GF was that way.  
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That is an interesting point, and would make a huge difference.  

If her body is constructed that particular way.....I'm in.  

If it is a mental thing, I'm out.

Maybe she would not even know.....
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:41:47 PM EDT
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Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:42:02 PM EDT
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"It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there......."
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:43:35 PM EDT
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Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens.
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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:45:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:46:09 PM EDT
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Anal is super appealing until you wipe shit off your dick
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This man knows that harsh reality of anal
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:47:00 PM EDT
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Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens.

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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:47:07 PM EDT
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I'm not into it. She might not want me.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:47:12 PM EDT
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The other night I was strokin' my woman
And it got so good to her, you know what she told me
Let me tell you what she told me, she said:
'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast
If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo!
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Listened to that yesterday.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:49:22 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:49:56 PM EDT
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No, I had a girlfriend who liked being thrown on her stomach and taking it up the ass while I pulled her hair and forced her head back.  It was borderline masochistic and after awhile, the crazy got to be too much.  Plus, anal is just nasty and unsanitary.
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Pm sent
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:49:57 PM EDT
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Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there.
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Exactly. Man or woman, sticking it in the bumhole is gay.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:50:01 PM EDT
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When my high school girlfriend guided me into her ass in the back seat of my car for the first time, at first I was like OH! and then I was like oooooooh!  She eventually took it both ways
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:54:12 PM EDT
[#41]
Anal is for needledicks.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:54:46 PM EDT
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Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there.
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Yep
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Fags


Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:56:01 PM EDT
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Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there.
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Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:56:22 PM EDT
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Why would you choose the backdoor?  Did you know that for over 75 years, Brownells has been providing quality Gunsmithing tools, gun parts and service to the firearms industry. For all but two of those years, there has been a consistent brand image, the oblong horizontal shape of our catalog and the graphical design of our Brownells logo. For all of those years, these two uniquely, identifiable products have stood for our promise of service, selection and satisfaction.
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Hahahahaha!


Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:57:41 PM EDT
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When my high school girlfriend guided me into her ass in the back seat of my car for the first time, at first I was like OH! and then I was like oooooooh!  She eventually took it both ways
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LoL
Ok
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:58:26 PM EDT
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Prefers? No
Enjoys it occasionally, yes
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:59:21 PM EDT
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Nope. Don't want shit on my dick.
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Especially after the anal, she gives you a BJ and then kisses you afterwards
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:59:24 PM EDT
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Butt Plug + Dick = GET BOTH!

Damn, GD be slippin’ yo.
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 2:59:40 PM EDT
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Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 9/25/2020 3:01:03 PM EDT
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Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens.
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