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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:51:43 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: All this talk about buttsecks, the old lady is in for a helluva night tonight.   Pics of old lady? |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:52:09 PM EDT
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Every now again, ok in the pooper it goes... ALL the time... naw. This. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:54:34 PM EDT
[#3]
As long as she like both holes worked.... no problem. If she wants it in the ass more often... cool. My wife is 50/50 with it..... sooooooo
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:54:50 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 2010 with over 11,000 posts and you fall for that one? He responded to Copypasta with Copypasta..... who's falling for what? |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:56:11 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some girls think they're maintaining their virginity by having anal sex only and saving the vag for her husband. Sadly it don't work like that  .Virginity means sexually purity. Just one of the many facets why the world is in the condition it is in...immorality.  I'll end it there  That said, I don't prefer it as I don't prefer mud on my turtle. Not even a little. Also, I don't get the dudes or chicks tonguing the fart box, like WTF... NO... NO ATM either... |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:56:12 PM EDT
[#6]
Key point of clarification:
Her backdoor or mine? |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:56:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Have you ever heard of a non-sexual foot fetishist? Well sorry to break it to you, but yes, we exist! No, we are not "creeps." We are here to fucking stay, so get over it!
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:56:56 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pics of old lady? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: All this talk about buttsecks, the old lady is in for a helluva night tonight. Pics of old lady? They're around. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:57:44 PM EDT
[#9]
No. It's more sick than the Peyronie's diseased pricks on the side of 87,000 amazon delivery vans.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:58:01 PM EDT
[#10]
Fuck no!
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:58:35 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. Get a brain moran! 
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Posted: 9/25/2020 3:59:54 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When my high school girlfriend guided me into her ass in the back seat of my car for the first time, at first I was like OH! and then I was like oooooooh! She eventually took it both ways  It was a birth control method before the Pill became popular. Some women hate it, some tolerate it, some love it. Knew one who preferred it, I turned down the chance to nail her because she just plain got around town too much, so to speak. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:00:22 PM EDT
[#13]
voted NO
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:00:33 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  Some of you guys ain't right Buttholes are for shitting. That's it. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens. Some of you guys ain't right Buttholes are for shitting. That's it. How about asking her to “fart down the phone for me you dirty slut” Is that still allowed? |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:00:36 PM EDT
[#15]
I was dumb enough to marry one that wouldn't so hell why not.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:02:16 PM EDT
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He responded to Copypasta with Copypasta..... who's falling for what?  I do believe you are correct I vaguely remember that one now rereading it, at least the telethon part.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:04:25 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:05:25 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: He responded to Copypasta with Copypasta..... who's falling for what? Doh! 
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:09:03 PM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. Hook, line, and sinker!  |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:10:41 PM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Some girls think they're maintaining their virginity by having anal sex only and saving the vag for her husband. Sadly it don't work like that .Virginity means sexually purity. Just one of the many facets why the world is in the condition it is in...immorality. I'll end it there  The Loophole by Garfunkel and Oates |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:11:11 PM EDT
[#21]
Sounds like a sign of mental issues, I really don't see the appeal at all. Just seems disgusting and degenerate to me.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:15:10 PM EDT
[#22]
Proper preparation and planning prevent piss-poor performance.
Poo is never involved, so never a problem. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:22:01 PM EDT
[#23]
Many years ago we were having a beer at a friend place and meet his wife. She was 90 lbs and at 20 years old had tree kids already. I said that pussy must be pretty loose now, he said "if I want some tight shit I just lower it an inch". Fell down laughing.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:23:14 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. LOL  |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:23:19 PM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Hook, line, and sinker! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don’t like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God’s sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you’d drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you’re being about this. Hook, line, and sinker! He got you too... |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:25:13 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens. LOL you owe me a keyboard. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:40:04 PM EDT
[#27]
About 20years ago or so I was living with the woman who's been my best friend ever since. Back in those days we tried being a couple for a couple of years but it never really worked out (She was an attractive brunette [and my supervisor at work] who'd just ended a lesbian relationship and wanted to play with a guy for awhile). We'd been playing hide-the-salami for a few months and things were good but, "something" seemed to be missing in the relationship.
She had a couple of dildos and a vibrator under her bed that she called "Her Boys" and we played with them now and then (  ). One day I was coming home from work and called and asked her if I could pick up anything for her on my way home(?) She said, "Could you run by the porno shop on Lancaster (I used to work VHS sales there) and pick something up for me?" I said "Sure sweetie, what do you want?" She said "Could you pick us up something that goes in my ass?"................I replied the only way I knew how with........"I love you so much!!!".....
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:45:21 PM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The other night I was strokin' my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo! Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter, Clarence Carter Oh shit Clarence Carter. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 4:50:45 PM EDT
[#29]
If i was arfcom, i would employ threads like this to do a quarterly purge.
Of course, at the end of 20 years, my forum would only have 216,000 members evah. This is arfcom's dilemma. It wants to be human, but it needs the clicks/dollas from the massive sub-human contingent.  |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:08:42 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone has an asshole. Only females have a pussy. Ass stuff is gay. By the same rationale a blowjob from a woman is gay too. @samuse
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:20:35 PM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is this even a question? Of course I would marry a chick that prefers anal. What normal man wouldn't want a chick who loves the anal? And this thread is full of idiots. Every day on GD there is multiple references in dozens of threads to fucking chicks in the ass and now that we have a fucking chicks in the ass thread we now see a whole bunch of uptight freaks who get all squeamish and shitty over fucking chick in the ass. A whole bunch of you all up in here need to only engage in procreational sexual intercourse when conceiving a child, done in the dark, eyes closed and no talking. Missionary only and no moaning either. It’s not natural |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:29:28 PM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Exclusively would get old. As a frequent activity, hell ya. Pretty much this. I've dated many women who liked it. Most of them want both fucked at the same time.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:29:59 PM EDT
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Prefers? No Enjoys it occasionally, yes |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:32:07 PM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It’s not natural Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why is this even a question? Of course I would marry a chick that prefers anal. What normal man wouldn't want a chick who loves the anal? And this thread is full of idiots. Every day on GD there is multiple references in dozens of threads to fucking chicks in the ass and now that we have a fucking chicks in the ass thread we now see a whole bunch of uptight freaks who get all squeamish and shitty over fucking chick in the ass. A whole bunch of you all up in here need to only engage in procreational sexual intercourse when conceiving a child, done in the dark, eyes closed and no talking. Missionary only and no moaning either. It’s not natural Satisfying your wife’s desires is very natural. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:39:59 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Satisfying your wife’s desires is very natural. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Why is this even a question? Of course I would marry a chick that prefers anal. What normal man wouldn't want a chick who loves the anal? And this thread is full of idiots. Every day on GD there is multiple references in dozens of threads to fucking chicks in the ass and now that we have a fucking chicks in the ass thread we now see a whole bunch of uptight freaks who get all squeamish and shitty over fucking chick in the ass. A whole bunch of you all up in here need to only engage in procreational sexual intercourse when conceiving a child, done in the dark, eyes closed and no talking. Missionary only and no moaning either. It’s not natural Satisfying your wife’s desires is very natural. If your wife’s desires were to be with another man, would you satisfy those desires? Often times as husband says we need to keep our spouses on the right track |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:41:20 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there. It's a lot tighter |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:41:24 PM EDT
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That is normally a sign of a psychological issue. And the same guys that are enthusiastic about it will later cry that there were no warning signs that she was crazy before they married her. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:43:29 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And the same guys that are enthusiastic about it will later cry that there were no warning signs that she was crazy before they married her. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: That is normally a sign of a psychological issue. And the same guys that are enthusiastic about it will later cry that there were no warning signs that she was crazy before they married her. Absolutely Being married is tough enough because we all know women are like spaghetti noodles |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:45:58 PM EDT
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there. Thats my take. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:49:06 PM EDT
[#40]
No. Can be a fun change of pace but doesn't compare.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:50:32 PM EDT
[#41]
Idk about prefers it.
I don't mind locking in the hubs and going off road from time to time (or as often as my wife lets me ), but I not sure about 100% of the time.Lol--- it'd be like an alternate universe---instead of cajoling my wife into butt stuff I'd be begging to tap the clam.....
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:51:46 PM EDT
[#42]
 GARFUNKEL & OATS LOOPHOLE SONG |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:53:16 PM EDT
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there. Why go in the 'Boy Hole', amirite? |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:53:20 PM EDT
[#44]
No!
The sister of my college roommate preferred it in the backdoor as did a woman I knew in college. Both were pretty damn hot. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:55:15 PM EDT
[#45]
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:55:38 PM EDT
[#46]
I would enjoy a woman like that. lets say the 80/20 rule
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:55:44 PM EDT
[#47]
TLDR- Unless it’s against your morals, meet the butt needs of your wife.
My wife and I’d morals for sex have very tall fences that are set firm, but the yard to play in is very, very large. It comes down to fulfilling my wife’s desires inside the fences when the question of anal sex arises. While she does not have the right to refuse my sexual needs and the access to her body, she does have say in many, many areas. I have the right of use of her body, but not the abuse of her. So if anal sex is abuse in her mind, no go. She has the right to choose whether or not she has an orgasm. If I need sex, but she’s not feeling it, it’s “my (his) night”. She won’t deny me. (Sometimes it’s “her night” and there is lots of rubbing and cuddling... I still get mine these nights ;). Also I can’t can’t demand she finish. If she feels she’s not going to, she is welcome to pass, and pick whenever she wants to. If she needs to, she can express desire to orgasm if I haven’t given her that, and however she wants and needs to be finished, is entirely up to her. If my wife would need more stimulation that’s not included in the 2.87 minutes of missionary (that some prudish men see see as “proper” sex), she is welcome to make a request of whatever else. As long as the expressed sexual desires (including anal) fall inside of the fences of our set morals, I would be denying her the right to my body and fulfilling the sexual needs of my wife as a husband. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:57:54 PM EDT
[#48]
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Posted: 9/25/2020 5:58:41 PM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: TLDR- Unless it’s against your morals, meet the butt needs of your wife. My wife and I’d morals for sex have very tall fences that are set firm, but the yard to play in is very, very large. It comes down to fulfilling my wife’s desires inside the fences when the question of anal sex arises. While she does not have the right to refuse my sexual needs and the access to her body, she does have say in many, many areas. I have the right of use of her body, but not the abuse of her. So if anal sex is abuse in her mind, no go. She has the right to choose whether or not she has an orgasm. If I need sex, but she’s not feeling it, it’s “my (his) night”. She won’t deny me. (Sometimes it’s “her night” and there is lots of rubbing and cuddling... I still get mine these nights ;). Also I can’t can’t demand she finish. If she feels she’s not going to, she is welcome to pass, and pick whenever she wants to. If she needs to, she can express desire to orgasm if I haven’t given her that, and however she wants and needs to be finished, is entirely up to her. If my wife would need more stimulation that’s not included in the 2.87 minutes of missionary (that some prudish men see see as “proper” sex), she is welcome to make a request of whatever else. As long as the expressed sexual desires (including anal) fall inside of the fences of our set morals, I would be denying her the right to my body and fulfilling the sexual needs of my wife as a husband. While she does not have the right to refuse my sexual needs and the access to her body, she does have say in many, many areas. Dude.....
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Posted: 9/25/2020 6:00:17 PM EDT
[#50]
Screw that. Why go though life with shit on your wiener.
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