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Posted: 9/25/2020 9:48:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anal is super appealing until you wipe shit off your dick Ah-yep, it's one of those things where you are always taking that chance, and after the first time, you always have that worry in the back of your head. Especially if you've got a bit of OCD. But we've all gotta live dangerously at some point in our lives. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 9:50:25 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Buttholes are for tongues, not penises. You heathens. rost This place...smh |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 9:53:00 PM EDT
[#3]
Nah.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 9:54:37 PM EDT
[#4]
Not prefers but certainly likes it
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:04:49 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: where does one purchase bulk packs of disposable enemas? asking for a friend, of course. Walmart has them in the personal health section. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:08:42 PM EDT
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a woman who loved to fuck. If I didn't plug her in the ass on two visits, she would tell me right up front the third time she came over that I WAS going to finish with a big load up her pooper. So you met jane |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:14:42 PM EDT
[#7]
Nope. I would not marry a slut.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:15:06 PM EDT
[#8]
I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?"
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:17:56 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Walmart has them in the personal health section. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: where does one purchase bulk packs of disposable enemas? asking for a friend, of course. Walmart has them in the personal health section. HSA eligible? |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:18:26 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?" wife material right here, old son. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:23:30 PM EDT
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Sure why not. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:26:08 PM EDT
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: HSA eligible? No idea. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:26:44 PM EDT
[#13]
Absolutely. You don’t have to worry about slipping a finger in the other hole since the other hole is the easier and slicker one
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:29:03 PM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?" Hope U made her lick the frosting off |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:33:34 PM EDT
[#15]
Hers or yours?
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:34:35 PM EDT
[#16]
As long as she let me do both, sure. My current wife won't let me touch her anus. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:35:20 PM EDT
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Nope. I would not marry a slut. I used to say that too. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:38:12 PM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I used to say that too. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Nope. I would not marry a slut. I used to say that too. go on... |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:42:26 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:45:49 PM EDT
[#20]
No. But I don't mind if the sodomites in our society prefer each other.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:53:31 PM EDT
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The other night I was strokin' my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo! You motherfucker! I read your post and decided that I'd enjoy listening to some Clarence Carter, so I went to Youtube and the first thing I saw after searching "Strokin" was a fucking Stacey Abrams ad, followed by a Pete Buttplug ad. 
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Posted: 9/25/2020 10:57:39 PM EDT
[#22]
Had a girlfriend who occasionally wanted it. She was bi-polar and I was 18 with a pecker that coulda been used as a bunker buster.
I can’t really say it was all it’s cracked up to be. Kinda reminds me of the Letterkenny episode where they were comparing a loaf of bread and a donut. To be fairrrrrr, it was pretty accurate. I’ll stick to a perfectly good vagina. |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 11:09:32 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Had a girlfriend who occasionally wanted it. She was bi-polar and I was 18 with a pecker that coulda been used as a bunker buster. I can't really say it was all it's cracked up to be. Kinda reminds me of the Letterkenny episode where they were comparing a loaf of bread and a donut. To be fairrrrrr, it was pretty accurate. I'll stick to a perfectly good vagina. great review. 10/10 |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 11:41:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Knew a girl in H.S. like that Anal and Oral, but no vag.. She would get off on it too. Funny thing was, you could dial O on the Pink telephone and that was OK to, just no insertion. That said, I don't prefer it as I don't prefer mud on my turtle. Not even a little. Also, I don't get the dudes or chicks tonguing the fart box, like WTF... NO... NO ATM either... Can't get preggo in the pooper |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 11:44:44 PM EDT
[#25]
Like exclusively anal? No. Regardless, does she like other stuff put into her butt? That could be a deal breaker.
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Posted: 9/25/2020 11:51:37 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?"  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 11:53:02 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don't like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God's sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you'd drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you're being about this. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don't like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God's sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you'd drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you're being about this.  |
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Posted: 9/25/2020 11:56:41 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/26/2020 12:23:17 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: TLDR- Unless it's against your morals, meet the butt needs of your wife. My wife and I'd morals for sex have very tall fences that are set firm, but the yard to play in is very, very large. It comes down to fulfilling my wife's desires inside the fences when the question of anal sex arises. While she does not have the right to refuse my sexual needs and the access to her body, she does have say in many, many areas. I have the right of use of her body, but not the abuse of her. So if anal sex is abuse in her mind, no go. She has the right to choose whether or not she has an orgasm. If I need sex, but she's not feeling it, it's "my (his) night". She won't deny me. (Sometimes it's "her night" and there is lots of rubbing and cuddling... I still get mine these nights ;). Also I can't can't demand she finish. If she feels she's not going to, she is welcome to pass, and pick whenever she wants to. If she needs to, she can express desire to orgasm if I haven't given her that, and however she wants and needs to be finished, is entirely up to her. If my wife would need more stimulation that's not included in the 2.87 minutes of missionary (that some prudish men see see as "proper" sex), she is welcome to make a request of whatever else. As long as the expressed sexual desires (including anal) fall inside of the fences of our set morals, I would be denying her the right to my body and fulfilling the sexual needs of my wife as a husband. Wait. What? |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 12:36:37 AM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?"  
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Posted: 9/26/2020 1:36:20 AM EDT
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: When my high school girlfriend guided me into her ass in the back seat of my car for the first time, at first I was like OH! and then I was like oooooooh! She eventually took it both ways  Then she got a massive infection from having crap in her cooch. You can make your wife or GF really sick by going back to front without cleaning off your junk first. But you do you bro, I kind of like my wife's toy box to stay healthy and functional. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 2:02:01 AM EDT
[#32]
Nope,
I follow directions, and going the wrong way in a hole meant for one direction isn't for me. If I wanted poop on me, I'd just move to a third world country to live, since pooping on the ground for everyone else to step in is not much different. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 2:15:09 AM EDT
[#33]
Oral is moral
Anal is A-Ok Assbabies for the win. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 2:31:58 AM EDT
[#34]
I will never understand why some people wanna stick their dick in shit, maybe I don't want to.
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Posted: 9/26/2020 4:37:34 AM EDT
[#35]
Usually start with the vagina then hit the dirt road, when she’s in the mood for ass play. She’ll use a little douche bottle if it’s available. Shit dick is no joke!
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Posted: 9/26/2020 4:38:42 AM EDT
[#36]
YUCK!!!
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Posted: 9/26/2020 5:19:49 AM EDT
[#37]
mine or hers? need clarify
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Posted: 9/26/2020 5:29:03 AM EDT
[#38]
I don't see what all the fuss is about, but maybe I'm just jaded from my careers.
So you might get a little dirty? Wash it off and carry on with life. By some miracle I've never had so much as a mark on mine from my wife despite years of 'risk.' If it happens it happens... I'm not saying I prefer anal to vaginal but a little variety is a good thing to have in your sex life. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 5:37:10 AM EDT
[#39]
Prefers, like 51/49 split and we're otherwise in agreement she's nearly the perfect wife? Probably, but only because she's otherwise nearly perfect.
Prefers like, 90/10, nope. There was a time I was into that with girls, now not really. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 5:38:36 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is why porn is bad |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 5:43:55 AM EDT
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. Jesus Christ, go sign up for a fucking Jerries kid telethon if it will soothe your asshurt soul and assuage the anguish of window lickers everywhere. Don't like the dark humor, ignore it. Better yet just get the fuck out and for God's sake, stay off of any other social media that might offend your delicate sensibilities. Furthermore, if you do slink off to your fucking safe space, be sure to drink bleach to stay hydrated. Holy fuck, if grass were dicks you'd drag your ass across a field. That is literally how fucking gay you're being about this. I think he missed the joke? |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 5:45:36 AM EDT
[#42]
Every once in a while the Back door is awesome.
But every time? Pass. That’s just kinda weird. Huge red flags would be hoisted for me |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 6:07:37 AM EDT
[#43]
Quoted: A band called the mentors wrote a song about this very thing.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTkewv1NuuYIn before @EldonHoke. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 6:13:30 AM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: “Painters are in you’ll have to take me up the shitter “ put a ring on that woman. Nice  |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 6:16:36 AM EDT
[#45]
Holly came from Miami, FLAHitchhiked her way across the U.S.A
Plucked her eyebrows on the way Shaved her legs and then he was a she She says, "Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side" Said, "Hey honey, take a walk on the wild side |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 6:22:54 AM EDT
[#46]
Only if she bleaches.
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Posted: 9/26/2020 6:23:00 AM EDT
[#47]
wakeboarder, all things being equal I like where your heads at. Women who do but stuff are ahead of the crowd!
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Posted: 9/26/2020 6:24:51 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/26/2020 8:08:32 AM EDT
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Every once in a while the Back door is awesome. But every time? Pass. That’s just kinda weird. Huge red flags would be hoisted for me Your avatar would disagree. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 8:31:20 AM EDT
[#50]
I dated another who told me she "might" enjoy it. She did. A lot.
Another chick I dated for a while wanted to me to play with it all the time and finally said to go ahead put it in  She decided too was just too much, exclaiming, "Well, that will never happen again." I dated a girl who acted aloof when talking about it. Somehow she would always want butt play. When she "accidentally" sat on it then howled like the PE teacher from Porky's it was clear what she liked. Several times it was all she wanted. Churning mud butter came to mind on more than one occasion ]. |
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