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Posted: 9/26/2020 8:49:13 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: mine or hers? need clarify both, obviously. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 8:49:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there. Yep I'm going with this. Never saw the appeal to anal.  |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 8:55:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm going with this. Never saw the appeal to anal. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Just don't get the appeal when there is a perfectly good vagina right there. Yep I'm going with this. Never saw the appeal to anal. you're not a backdoor man, brother? |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:00:04 AM EDT
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If she prefers it and her O-ring is over stretched keep the sliders away from her.
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:28:42 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?" Are we talking a shelled walnut?  Or full on American black walnut with the husk still on?  |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:36:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: wakeboarder, all things being equal I like where your heads at. Women who do but stuff are ahead of the crowd!  Winner winner chicken dinner |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:38:56 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:47:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The other night I was strokin' my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo! I didn't read the whole thread, but didn't see anyone acknowledge this. Old cowboy line dance song. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:47:35 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't see what all the fuss is about, but maybe I'm just jaded from my careers. So you might get a little dirty? Wash it off and carry on with life. By some miracle I've never had so much as a mark on mine from my wife despite years of 'risk.' If it happens it happens... I'm not saying I prefer anal to vaginal but a little variety is a good thing to have in your sex life. Yep, a lot of folks preaching their kind of morality in this one. But we all love freedom, right?  Most would be surprised at how much trace fecal matter is in the entire region down there - it can't be helped due to the proximity of the orifices. Just do what you and your loved one like - it's not that big a deal. |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:54:38 AM EDT
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A woman should have to pass the “how to properly arch ones back test” before she moves onto the 2nd hole.
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Posted: 9/26/2020 9:59:25 AM EDT
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Why not both ??
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Posted: 9/26/2020 10:52:49 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Are we talking a shelled walnut? http://fraziernut.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/CHP.jpg Or full on American black walnut with the husk still on? https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/wild-food-black-walnuts-husk-shell-isolated-north-american-walnut-tree-juglans-nigra-out-white-170418790.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I dated a girl once who loved being fucked in the ass. I of course liked fucking her in the ass. One day I pulled my dick out and and had a chunk of shit the size of a walnut stuck to the head of my dick. I mentioned it to her and she looked back and said "You stuck your dick in my ass....were you expecting a cupcake?" Are we talking a shelled walnut? http://fraziernut.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/CHP.jpg Or full on American black walnut with the husk still on? https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/b/wild-food-black-walnuts-husk-shell-isolated-north-american-walnut-tree-juglans-nigra-out-white-170418790.jpg OR WAS IT LIKE NUT COAL? |
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Posted: 9/26/2020 11:03:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sometimes is has to do with individual physiology. The clitoris can be quite long internally and may take unique paths, sometimes that is more directly stimulating to it than vaginal. My old GF was that way. Yes, the anal third wall. Been there, done that. 
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Posted: 9/27/2020 10:56:55 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In before @EldonHoke. @Extorris I knew exactly what song you were going to post... |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 10:59:05 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: A woman should have to pass the "how to properly arch ones back test" before she moves onto the 2nd hole. go on... |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 11:15:33 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: TLDR- Unless it’s against your morals, meet the butt needs of your wife. My wife and I’d morals for sex have very tall fences that are set firm, but the yard to play in is very, very large. It comes down to fulfilling my wife’s desires inside the fences when the question of anal sex arises. While she does not have the right to refuse my sexual needs and the access to her body, she does have say in many, many areas. I have the right of use of her body, but not the abuse of her. So if anal sex is abuse in her mind, no go. She has the right to choose whether or not she has an orgasm. If I need sex, but she’s not feeling it, it’s “my (his) night”. She won’t deny me. (Sometimes it’s “her night” and there is lots of rubbing and cuddling... I still get mine these nights ;). Also I can’t can’t demand she finish. If she feels she’s not going to, she is welcome to pass, and pick whenever she wants to. If she needs to, she can express desire to orgasm if I haven’t given her that, and however she wants and needs to be finished, is entirely up to her. If my wife would need more stimulation that’s not included in the 2.87 minutes of missionary (that some prudish men see see as “proper” sex), she is welcome to make a request of whatever else. As long as the expressed sexual desires (including anal) fall inside of the fences of our set morals, I would be denying her the right to my body and fulfilling the sexual needs of my wife as a husband. How do you feel about “the 2nd wall?” |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 2:07:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: go on... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: A woman should have to pass the "how to properly arch ones back test" before she moves onto the 2nd hole. go on...  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 2:15:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I didn't read the whole thread, but didn't see anyone acknowledge this. Old cowboy line dance song. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The other night I was strokin' my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo! I didn't read the whole thread, but didn't see anyone acknowledge this. Old cowboy line dance song. Maw maw didn’t cover her couch with plastic to keep the dust off....nom sayin’ |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 3:51:40 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Maw maw didn’t cover her couch with plastic to keep the dust off....nom sayin’ Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The other night I was strokin' my woman And it got so good to her, you know what she told me Let me tell you what she told me, she said: 'Stroke it Clarence Carter, but don't stroke so fast If my stuff ain't tight enough, you can stick it up my' woo! I didn't read the whole thread, but didn't see anyone acknowledge this. Old cowboy line dance song. Maw maw didn’t cover her couch with plastic to keep the dust off....nom sayin’ 
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Posted: 9/27/2020 3:59:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: Would you marry a biological XX female who greatly prefers anal to vaginal intercourse? Assume no medical issues causing her preference. Hold up, since when does she get a choice? Flip her over, then she's in for a surprise. Most times it's in the cooter, sometimes it's in the shitter, occasionally it's both at once. She just has to play the odds. |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:06:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:10:50 PM EDT
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Seen a lot of gay victims of assault, it’s almost a given with those that troll for a number of casual sex partners...but in attending a dozen or so autopsies, be wary of anal leakage toward middle age
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:13:20 PM EDT
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There's even music to sodomize by:
 Steel Panther - The Shocker |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:15:18 PM EDT
[#24]
Um, I did, so... yes?
What's weird is that I find myself wanting vaginal sex more, whereas with my ex I wanted anal. I was thrilled when my now-wife told me she prefers anal, now it's like "the norm" so it's not as thrilling. Also I noticed I nut noticeably more in the vag, I wonder if that's a mental thing or? |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:42:15 PM EDT
[#25]
Stinky mess....
I ain’t against it, prefer the vagina. |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:46:30 PM EDT
[#26]
Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By @midcap: The way you made it sound was like she had no say as to when she can or can not deny you sexual relations Do you even Maranatha Baptist Church bro? 
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:54:35 PM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Had a girlfriend who occasionally wanted it. She was bi-polar and I was 18 with a pecker that coulda been used as a bunker buster. I can’t really say it was all it’s cracked up to be. Kinda reminds me of the Letterkenny episode where they were comparing a loaf of bread and a donut. To be fairrrrrr, it was pretty accurate. I’ll stick to a perfectly good vagina. there is never anything wrong with a perfectly good vagina. its a top performer. |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:56:31 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryOriginally Posted By @kugelblitz: Hold up, since when does she get a choice? Flip her over, then she's in for a surprise. Most times it's in the cooter, sometimes it's in the shitter, occasionally it's both at once. She just has to play the odds. So, you're saying you actually have two dicks? I want to party with you, cowboy.  (which is a line from Stripes and not to imply that I want to get fucked by two dicks at the same time) |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 4:58:18 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: So, you're saying you actually have two dicks? I want to party with you, cowboy. (which is a line from Stripes and not to imply that I want to get fucked by two dicks at the same time) Quote HistoryQuoted: Originally Posted By @kugelblitz: Hold up, since when does she get a choice? Flip her over, then she's in for a surprise. Most times it's in the cooter, sometimes it's in the shitter, occasionally it's both at once. She just has to play the odds. So, you're saying you actually have two dicks? I want to party with you, cowboy. (which is a line from Stripes and not to imply that I want to get fucked by two dicks at the same time) Shocker Double ended dong Dick and finger Two fists Pecker and her toothbrush You need to be creative. |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 5:04:48 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Shocker Double ended dong Dick and finger Two fists Pecker and her toothbrush You need to be creative. Dammit boy, I so wanted this to be how you slipped up and told us that you have two dicks. The coming out with two dicks thread would be the most epic GD thread in existence. |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 5:18:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Anal is super appealing until you wipe shit off your dick And, Prostate infections SUCK. |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 7:03:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2020 7:11:12 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I've been there too. I was in England for semester abroad, so I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles.  Kharn Tradesman’s entrance!!! |
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Posted: 9/27/2020 11:40:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/27/2020 11:54:27 PM EDT
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I got a uti infection from that, and they say it's not common for males to get that. No, I wasn't wearing a rubber because I never do, they suck. It felt pretty good compared to pussy, tighter and warmer but not as juicy, but not worth the burning acid piss I had to take for like a week! It seriously felt like pissing out hot lava, it was dreadful. And back cramps too because of sore kidneys.
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Posted: 9/27/2020 11:55:37 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I got a uti infection from that, and they say it's not common for males to get that. No, I wasn't wearing a rubber because I never do, they suck. It felt pretty good compared to pussy, tighter and warmer but not as juicy, but not worth the burning acid piss I had to take for like a week! It seriously felt like pissing out hot lava, it was dreadful. And back cramps too because of sore kidneys. God literally told you not to do that |
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Posted: 9/28/2020 12:01:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: God literally told you not to do that Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I got a uti infection from that, and they say it's not common for males to get that. No, I wasn't wearing a rubber because I never do, they suck. It felt pretty good compared to pussy, tighter and warmer but not as juicy, but not worth the burning acid piss I had to take for like a week! It seriously felt like pissing out hot lava, it was dreadful. And back cramps too because of sore kidneys. God literally told you not to do that Indeed I burned for my sins |
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Posted: 9/28/2020 12:04:31 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Indeed I burned for my sins Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: I got a uti infection from that, and they say it's not common for males to get that. No, I wasn't wearing a rubber because I never do, they suck. It felt pretty good compared to pussy, tighter and warmer but not as juicy, but not worth the burning acid piss I had to take for like a week! It seriously felt like pissing out hot lava, it was dreadful. And back cramps too because of sore kidneys. God literally told you not to do that Indeed I burned for my sins Good thing god made doxycycline for you sodomites |
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Posted: 9/28/2020 12:05:05 AM EDT
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WHOA... this lasted 7 pages...?! I'm Impressed GD.
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Posted: 9/28/2020 12:08:33 AM EDT
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I’d be really suspicious of the extra demons in her head if she actually prefers taking it in the backdoor.
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