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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:15:03 PM EDT
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Rule #1. The other woman always has to know she’s the other woman.
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:23:14 PM EDT
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I know a guy who did some dumb shit when he was younger.
One day I asked if he would do things differently if given a do-over.
"Nope"
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:23:36 PM EDT
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“Excellent question and the answer you’re looking for lies right here.”


Posted by m200maker:  What did they do with the cakes and what kind were they?

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at what age does this happen?
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These idiots that will burn down their life and the lives of others for pussy must be borderline retards when it comes to consequences for actions.

Guy fucks girlfriend.  Comes home.  Wife has decided to get on HRT and she is as horny as an 17 year old.  He can’t perform because his essence is elsewhere.  She’s hormonal unhappy.  He goes to urologist and gets viagra thinking it will help him cover the bases.

Finds out that the magic beans will give you a great woody, but the rest of the equipment just isn’t up for it yet. They need a few more days.

He fakes it.  Wife can tell.  Women can do a good job of faking it.   Men cannot because the proof is in the pudding.

Marriage blows up.  Home broken.  Kids lose their world.

All for something that you can live without.


at what age does this happen?



23 and 38.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:25:26 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:28:38 PM EDT
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So you gotta tell each women a different day for your birthday.
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This guy gets the lesson learned.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:35:11 PM EDT
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I feel bad for the wife... so many shit wives out there and she sounds like a keeper and this dude fucks it all up
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Rule #2: if your wife stills cares enough about you to recognize your birthday, much less surprise you, you shouldn’t even be thinking about other women.


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I feel bad for the wife... so many shit wives out there and she sounds like a keeper and this dude fucks it all up

I don't.  She chose Chad Thundercock because he is Chad Thundercock and most likely quite aware Chad Thundercock does Chad Thundercock type stuff.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:39:55 PM EDT
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Local family had two spouses fucking around on one another.  Husband fucked around on wife, but when he found out she was doing the same to him, it was suddenly not ok so he kicked her out.

She moved in with his sister and her husband, and within a week or two was fucking the sister's husband.  He left the sister for her sister-in-law, and they're now married.  

Fucked up family The son is a garbage human who fucks around on his wife all the time too, so apparently it's learned behavior.
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There's something to that. I had an acquaintance who used to laugh about his father banging his babysitter when he was a kid. He thought it was hilarious that his mother would be at the supermarket while his father was slamming the 18-year-old babysitter. The acquaintance and a married woman down the street ended up cheating together. Woman's husband moved out, he moved in, and his kids had to walk by that house every day on their way to catch the school bus. This guy can't understand why none of the guys he'd meet for beers hang out with him anymore. Their wives are friends with his ex, and he thinks they're crazy for not wanting to hang out with him anymore. I wonder if any of his 4 sons will be cheaters.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:41:08 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:42:48 PM EDT
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Any person who cheats on their spouse is a piece of shit in my eyes. If you want to sleep with people that aren't your spouse, THEN GET DIVORCED AND SLEEP WITH AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU WANT WITHOUT FEAR OF BEING CAUGHT!

Otherwise, you're just a piece of shit human being.

For dating/being exclusive with someone,  I have 3 rules. And these same 3 rules would extend to marriage if I ever fucked up and got married (which will never, EVER happen).....

Don't cheat on me
Don't lie to me
Don't lay a hand on me in anger without reason

Other than that, I can pretty much put up with any other bullshit and be OK. But those 3 things would send me packing and NEVER coming back.
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I endorse this message.  Endorsement paid for by The Committee To Elect Rick-OShay Grand-Poobah Committee.

Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:45:05 PM EDT
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I'm gonna stop the story right there.

Why is HR involved with what he does with his dick on his own time? We have been told sexuality and sexual relations are a protected class - that as a man you can fuck your dog, other men, pretend to be a woman; doesn't matter. Secondly - statistically 100% of gay men cheat on their partners- so this falls outside equal protections.

Maybe he identifies as a pimp, no matter what - HR should pound sand.
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When he is banging fellow employees that opens the employer to a claim of sexual harrassment/favoritism, and lawsuits.  That's why.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:46:58 PM EDT
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That’s a bullshit line
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If he’ll fuck around on his wife, he’ll fuck yours.

That’s a bullshit line



Not in my experience.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:53:14 PM EDT
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Grab his shit and put it back in his house

Why do women think they can kick a man out of his home.

Get pissed, get out. I am staying

My ex thought I was going to leave because she wasn't happy

Nope, get the fuck out
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I think that's situationally dependent. In this case, the dude violated his marriage, of which the wife is half of. Default in such case is that the man should stay out. Had it been reversed, the cheater wife would be kicked out (though we all know that RARELY happens)
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:55:42 PM EDT
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If I wanna fuck other women, I'll get a divorce first.   Affairs are stupid.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:56:33 PM EDT
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And about having another mistress.
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Wait, he was lying to the mistresses about being married?

And about having another mistress.



There’s a Carrie Underwood song that covers the subject.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:57:01 PM EDT
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If he was wealthy enough, he could have a wife and several mistresses. Money makes some women purposely myopic and oblivious.
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That's really the irony. Pay a hooker on the street 100 bucks for one time and it's illegal. Have enough money to put her in an apartment along with 5-10k a month allowance as a "retainer" it's all good.

Morally no difference IMHO

Enough money can hide a multitude of sins and at the same time people both men and women will gladly look the other way for the right price.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 5:59:23 PM EDT
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Because he is a friend and perhaps I believe that what he was doing was wrong?
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The fucking you'll get isn't worth the fucking you'll get.

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About a year ago I started suspecting a friend I've known since high school was having an affair at his office.  Confronted him about it and he denied it.
Am I the only one who finds this really weird? You "confronted him about it"? How on earth is it any of your business?

Because he is a friend and perhaps I believe that what he was doing was wrong?

Good man and good friend. If anyone see's wrong with what you did then they have never known friendship.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:01:14 PM EDT
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Something to think about. I’d he really a friend?

If he isn’t loyal to the woman he took vows with, how do you expect him to be loyal to you?

As I got older , I started thinking this way.  Not so much when I was younger.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:03:07 PM EDT
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I can understand the sex temptations, but even just a single thought of the consequence of such an action makes me nauseous. I wouldn’t be with my girl if I didn’t lover her and hadn’t committed to be with her exclusively.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:08:59 PM EDT
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The fucking you'll get isn't worth the fucking you'll get.

Am I the only one who finds this really weird? You "confronted him about it"? How on earth is it any of your business?
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It is a weird choice of words.
Over the years I’ve asked several of my friends if they were banging somebody.
No judgment on my part but I want to be entertained.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:11:22 PM EDT
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Plot twist! OP WAS THE THIRD MISTRESS!!!!!
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:14:49 PM EDT
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Be a damn shame if that didn't get caught on video.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:15:46 PM EDT
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The 1950 census doesn't match with my dna.  The family appears to be intact, but my moms dna and her husband at the time do not match mine
I don't know what happened.
She may have taken the secret to her grave
This happened in 1949 and I was born in 1950
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My sweet ‘ol granny had a son who isn’t my grandpa’s.
I remember overhearing that when I was a small child until this day when I ask all I get or blank stairs and subject changes. Ha.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:17:35 PM EDT
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The fucking you get for the fucking you got!

Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:27:29 PM EDT
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There are a lot of southern deer hunters that never fill their tags.

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The local shitty meth stripper club here has a single wide behind it for the strippers who come in for hunting season.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:29:31 PM EDT
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For a lot of them, starting in their 50s.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:29:50 PM EDT
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I understand the desire to get laid while married by some strange…….. but I’ve never understood having an actual girlfriend while married.

I mean, you’re gonna get caught eventually.

Oh and don’t @ me.

Just because I understand it, I’m not saying condone or have ever partook.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:51:33 PM EDT
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I have enough trouble dealing with my wife's shit. I can't imagine multiplying it by 3.
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I had a co-worker who had 3 cell phones. One for the wife, one for the steady girlfriend, and one for all his booty calls. I don't know where he found the energy.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:53:38 PM EDT
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23 and 38.
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These idiots that will burn down their life and the lives of others for pussy must be borderline retards when it comes to consequences for actions.

Guy fucks girlfriend.  Comes home.  Wife has decided to get on HRT and she is as horny as an 17 year old.  He can’t perform because his essence is elsewhere.  She’s hormonal unhappy.  He goes to urologist and gets viagra thinking it will help him cover the bases.

Finds out that the magic beans will give you a great woody, but the rest of the equipment just isn’t up for it yet. They need a few more days.

He fakes it.  Wife can tell.  Women can do a good job of faking it.   Men cannot because the proof is in the pudding.

Marriage blows up.  Home broken.  Kids lose their world.

All for something that you can live without.


at what age does this happen?



23 and 38.



I am 37 and I have zero refractory period.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:59:08 PM EDT
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And about having another mistress.
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Wait, he was lying to the mistresses about being married?

And about having another mistress.

Wayne Kemp "Your Wife Is Cheatin' On Us Again"
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 6:59:56 PM EDT
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I am 37 and I have zero refractory period.
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Most women don't.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 7:01:16 PM EDT
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Your friend just let that happen?
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He actually hated his old man and said he got what he deserved.

Link Posted: 11/3/2022 7:09:42 PM EDT
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Had an ex that was sneaky as fuck. Shady shit like out sick to work and at some dudes house.
People like that survive because you aren't paying attention. It took about a minute to unfuck once I looked at it closely.

If you suspect something... look. Bank, car mileage, paystubs.
If it doesn't make sense, you're being lied to
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Most women don't.
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I am 37 and I have zero refractory period.


Most women don't.


sucks for them.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 7:20:26 PM EDT
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This guy gets the lesson learned.
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So you gotta tell each women a different day for your birthday.

This guy gets the lesson learned.



Literally laughed out loud at both quotes!

And this is why I love my Arfcom brothers.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 8:46:40 PM EDT
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The local shitty meth stripper club here has a single wide behind it for the strippers who come in for hunting season.
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Deer hunter widows weekend was a thing at the bars back in the 80's and 90's.
Not sure these days.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 8:58:08 PM EDT
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Did I make it in before all of the degens bragging about banging married chicks?
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If she's cool with this usually you're ok
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 9:04:46 PM EDT
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I find these threads interesting even when you.discount the portion of GD that has never been inside a woman.

I caught my ex-wife having an affair with someone who is well known on this site. He was married, has multiple kids, etc. I'd say it is 99.9% he has an account here and I would say  95% she does. I thought about outing him to his wife but a female friend of mine said she probably already knew and letting her know would be bad.

Anyways, I still have that hammer in the backpack.
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Had an ex that was sneaky as fuck. Shady shit like out sick to work and at some dudes house.
People like that survive because you aren't paying attention. It took about a minute to unfuck once I looked at it closely.

If you suspect something... look. Bank, car mileage, paystubs.
If it doesn't make sense, you're being lied to
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That first crystal clear realization of what is actually happening is a real mind fuck isn’t it?
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 9:17:34 PM EDT
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I don’t condone affairs, but I’ve known of many that were successfully hidden, even including a few dads raising kids I know aren’t theirs.

My favorite failure story was a guy I graduated from high school with. He actually flew his mistress to his honeymoon, even on the same flights. The wife caught them halfway through the vacation.
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 9:34:07 PM EDT
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This is why you don’t cheat.  Leave her if you want another one.
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I have a wife and 3 daughters. First I wouldn’t do that to my wife, but more importantly I couldn’t imagine setting that example to my children. Morals are what’s suppose to set us apart from animals.
Link Posted: 11/3/2022 9:58:45 PM EDT
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Why get involved in someone else’s marriage to begin with? Stay out of it.
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I have enough trouble dealing with my wife's shit. I can't imagine multiplying it by 3.
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Link Posted: 11/3/2022 10:21:16 PM EDT
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I'll never understand why dudes with one women in their daily personal life would ever want a second, or a third!
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