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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:56:53 AM EDT
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Hire Rick Flair to be my alarm clock.

Never wear the same pair of socks twice.

Two chicks at the same time.
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:57:12 AM EDT
[#2]
Are we talking enough to buy whatever I want or enough to hire people to go buy whatever I want for me?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:57:22 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:58:18 AM EDT
[#4]
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Hire Rick Flair to be my alarm clock.

Never wear the same pair of socks twice.

Two chicks at the same time.
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Well now I want Rick Flair for an alarm clock
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:58:45 AM EDT
[#5]
Buy a mint condition 1971 Mach 1 Mustang.

Drop this in it https://jonkaaseracingengines.com/shop/engines/kaase-p-51-engines/
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 9:59:20 AM EDT
[#6]
Buy an island, and have my own country with no nfa rules.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:01:34 AM EDT
[#7]
Petro investments, Airline investments, Senator, and this place- to restore to it's previous "go fuck yerslef" mentality. New management , well... COC, def!
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:02:52 AM EDT
[#8]
1) Buy 60-70 foot schooner.

2) Vanish. Only way to track me will be buy the deer cans and paid off escorts.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:03:00 AM EDT
[#9]
Pay off house.
Buy new car.
Buy a couple of things I want.
Buy land, build new house on land.
Invest enough $ in something that pays guaranteed interest to live off the interest.
Get will and trust written up to handle all the new assets.

Live life.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:03:01 AM EDT
[#10]
I will open a gun factory. We will make:

1. High quality historical reproductions of broom handle mauser pistols.

2. A Modern, polymer, striker fired, double stack magazine 7.62x25mm handgun.

3. A top break, revolver made from modern materials.

5. A pump action .357 Magnum carbine for Mismi_JBT

We will operate at cost to keep prices low.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:03:22 AM EDT
[#11]
TBM-850, or a Pilatus PC-12,  after either one of those, the money is tied up forever in keeping it flying.  when the money runs out, sell it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:05:39 AM EDT
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1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.

2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .
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That’s a good start!

Tanker truck (or whatever you call the large cryogenic tankers) full of helium and a truck full of inflatable above ground swimming pools.... release the UFO fleet over Los Angeles.

Repeat but with blow up sex dolls rapturing over Salt Lake City.

Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:07:47 AM EDT
[#13]
A charging cord for every room of my house.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:09:07 AM EDT
[#14]
I wouldn't do anything insanely stupid with it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:09:50 AM EDT
[#15]
I'd buy a shitload of land with a house right in the middle.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:10:19 AM EDT
[#16]
Porsche GT3 RS
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:11:07 AM EDT
[#17]
Two times at the same chick
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:12:03 AM EDT
[#18]
Top end Fusion NOD
25,000 rounds 5.56, 9mm, 300 AAC

A shit ton of land
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:12:41 AM EDT
[#19]
05/06 Ford GT
The big piece of dirt in Tennessee that was in a thread here a while back and start building a normal sized house and a huge garage
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:13:44 AM EDT
[#20]
New house

Drive to dealership and buy my family new vehicles

Pay off parents and brothers houses
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:13:53 AM EDT
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I would drive down to Buds Guns in Kentucky and ask for a tasting, store closed, John Wick style.

Then I'd go to Buffalo Trace and do the same. There's a certain rickhouse I want to drink.
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Been to buds many times.  Great store.  The store in Paris is also pretty good.  I think they changed names a while back.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:14:16 AM EDT
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Two times at the same chick
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Wow, you’ve never had sex with the same woman twice?
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:17:46 AM EDT
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1. I think the first stupid thing I'd do the day the money goes into our account
would be to pop over the the Porsche dealer and buy the finest 911 they have
in stock. I already have a new truck so I'm good there.

2. I'd spend a day stopping by all the local gun shops buying anything that caught my eye.

3. Probably NVGs if in stock locally.

My son, also a pilot, is going to make me buy a plane.

The level of that insanity depends on how big the lotto is.

Could range from twin engine Beechcraft Baron to Beechcraft King Air 350i.
Or some type of Warbird like a B-25 or A-26 Invader.
Maybe a Falcon 50, that would be pretty insane.

No single engine fighters because I don't want to
"die doing something he loved", I hate it when people say that !!

When you have a lot of money your not insane just eccentric, right?

Of course we would pay off the kid's houses and student loans, etc.
College for grandkids, all that important but boring stuff.

I'd still buy the 911 on day one before anything else.

Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:19:42 AM EDT
[#24]
An island, a fuel tank and a generator
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:21:25 AM EDT
[#25]
Buy a whole bunch of top of the line shit and post it up in the pic threads and see how it feels to humiliate the poors.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:22:17 AM EDT
[#26]
A couple of sluts to have some apocalyptic fun.

Some elective surgery procedures

A big piece of land, lots of chainlink and razor ribbon and a house below ground with a fake house above ground.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:22:20 AM EDT
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A nice boat/lake property, otherwise I'd just fade away and disappear. Move all my communication to email that only a few select people would have and keep burner phones on hand and change the number fairly often.
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This. Few people would knowingly see me again.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:22:42 AM EDT
[#28]
1) hookers
2) blow
3) ???
4) hookers
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:23:11 AM EDT
[#29]
100 acres of forested land on the St. Johns river ... fence, isolate and build self sustaining compound
seaplane, cig boat, assortment of vehicles and small arsenal ...
and then there would be a puff of dust where I had been standing and I would never be seen again.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:23:41 AM EDT
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i wouldnt buy anything stupid.
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Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:24:49 AM EDT
[#31]
if it hasn't been posted.

The plan
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:25:38 AM EDT
[#32]
A senator. Maybe three.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:26:22 AM EDT
[#33]
I'm also buying one of those $200k GT40 replicas and driving the shit out of it.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:27:27 AM EDT
[#34]
1) buy more property in the Hill country
2) Buy T34, Pzkw III, Mk 3 Stuart tank and tear up said property
3) Hire a buddy of mine to repair all the shit I just tore up
4) Buy a Radom VIS w/ shoulder stock, Mp41, Mg 42 and go hog hunting.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:28:26 AM EDT
[#35]
Have a friend who won the lottery.

He bought back what at one time had been the family farm.

400 ish acres.

Which included 3 houses, one for himself and both his children.

He paid off all his debt and purchased his wife a nice SUV.

He put the remainder in some sort of an investment account for their retirement.

He and his wife never missed a day of work.

They plan on taking early retirement and at that point their yearly income is supposed to increase slightly.

IF something like that ever happens to me I will contact the same attorney he did.

Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:29:01 AM EDT
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1. Land (not in California), the bigger the better
2. Build modest home ~3,000sqft. Nice but not huge with an eye on security and self sufficiency.
3. Build a not modest shop (about 25,000 sqft). Stuff it full of all flavors of octane sucking toys.


Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:29:12 AM EDT
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i wouldnt buy anything stupid.
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Me neither. I would just sit around at home being miserly till I died.  It would be awesome.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:29:47 AM EDT
[#38]
Idaho wilderness land, largish cabin with amazing kitchen, fishing boat.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:30:52 AM EDT
[#39]
I'd pay off my Lambo first...
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:31:19 AM EDT
[#40]
Island in the Bahamas
Ton of acreage (>10,000+) somewhere in the Midwest/Mountain region
Private jet/pilot (G700 or B737, although leaning towards G700 due to the 6,400nm range)
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:31:57 AM EDT
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Wait until Delta hits $8, put it all on black and wait for the inevitable airline bailout.
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There are much better options out there.

And it's not gonna hit $8.

If it did, I would be right there with you.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:32:02 AM EDT
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1) hookers
2) blow
3) ???
4) hookers
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#3 should probably be penicillin
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:32:18 AM EDT
[#43]
We talking a million or the 750 million powerball a couple years ago? Big difference between the two
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:32:51 AM EDT
[#44]
A lawyer and financial advisor to help me grow it and hide as much of it from .gov as possible.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:33:42 AM EDT
[#45]
Go down the MGs listed in the EE and post "I'll take it" for every single one on the first page.

Kharn
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:37:18 AM EDT
[#46]
Pay off the house

New Landcruiser.

Bug out Vacation location.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:37:22 AM EDT
[#47]
If i wanted to live I wopuld give it all away.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:37:37 AM EDT
[#48]
modest amount of land. enough that i can walk off the porch and not see anybody. run fiber to it so i can telecommute to work. maybe pick up an nfa item or two.
Not sure where the land would be. Mountains would be nice. As long as I can have a cool house with a batcave.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:40:30 AM EDT
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I'd have three homes. One in Alaska, one in Montana, and one in Florida. I'd have substantial acreage in Alaska and Montana. I'd spend time in Alaska in the summer, Montana in the spring and fall, and Florida in the winter. I'd hunt in Alaska and Montana, and fish in all three locations. I'd get a pilots license and fly between all three, and travel to the world's best wild places for the wildlife and scenery.
Link Posted: 4/8/2020 10:40:49 AM EDT
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I'd rush out and get a 4runner or Taco with a minimum of 150k on the clock.
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