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Posted: 4/8/2020 10:43:43 AM EDT

[#1]

I'd buy some land.

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/caribbean/bahamas/the-exumas/blue-island

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:47:29 AM EDT

[#2]

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1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.

2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .

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The axle weight limits are complicated in New York. In any case, you're limited to 40 tons gross.

You're talking 190 barrels (8000 divided by 42). I would imagine that's over 40 tons by just a little bit.

You'll want to ensure that you are north of the scale house when you load.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:47:43 AM EDT

[#3]

Every model of professional chainsaw made by stihl and husqvarna

Entire catalogue of snap on

Ladder on a rail like in old school libraries

Not stupid things

Restored highboy

Harley knucklehead

200-300 acres with 70% + of it being wooded

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:47:44 AM EDT

[#4]

Buy land somewhere in Texas with my own shooting range.
A shit ton of ammo .
A few matching diesel pickup trucks .
87 pounds of Imitation Crab Meat .

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:49:21 AM EDT

[#5]

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The axle weight limits are complicated in New York. In any case, you're limited to 40 tons gross.

You're talking 190 barrels (8000 divided by 42). I would imagine that's over 40 tons by just a little bit.

You'll want to ensure that you are north of the scale house when you load.

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1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.

2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .

The axle weight limits are complicated in New York. In any case, you're limited to 40 tons gross.

You're talking 190 barrels (8000 divided by 42). I would imagine that's over 40 tons by just a little bit.

You'll want to ensure that you are north of the scale house when you load.

Imma gonna bet people who dump 8000 gallons of mr bubble in Niagara are really concerned about weight limit laws.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:49:39 AM EDT

[#6]

Buy some land in Alaska. Have prentiss/wickline design my house.

Build up my Tacoma, get a Nissan GTR and build it up.

Get a couple different guns.

Travel.

So much traveling.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:50:48 AM EDT

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Wow, you’ve never had sex with the same woman twice?

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The pages get stuck together.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:53:57 AM EDT

[#8]

Buy a deserted island somewhere in the South Pacific and inhabit it with skinny girls, a brewery, distillery and a grocery store.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:54:02 AM EDT

[#9]

- 35-44’ sail catamaran

- A fully functional Carl Gustav

- ???

Nobody would ever see me on dry land again.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:54:10 AM EDT

[#10]

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I'd buy some land.

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/caribbean/bahamas/the-exumas/blue-island

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Thanks for the link.

My list:

Buy this and hire a crew.
Load it with everything this man has in stock (after the year wait).
And fly here to live out the end of the world.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:54:48 AM EDT

[#11]

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Buy a whole bunch of top of the line shit and post it up in the pic threads and see how it feels to humiliate the poors.

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Hell, buy expensive firearms, a d outfit them with the shittiest accessories available to piss everyone off

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:55:23 AM EDT

[#12]

Very first thing I buy is LAND. 1k acres minimum.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:55:24 AM EDT

[#13]

A Lamborghini. Probably pick up an M82. I’d find something else too.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:56:21 AM EDT

[#14]

Basket case MGA
Sopwith Camel
Painting by Dennis Lebecq

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:57:02 AM EDT

[#15]

Convert it to specie.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:58:25 AM EDT

[#16]

Machine gun would be top of the list.

Posted: 4/8/2020 10:58:56 AM EDT

[#17]

There are only two things left on my list:

1977 Kawasaki KZ1000 “Kwaka”

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And a TBM/ TBF

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Posted: 4/8/2020 11:00:33 AM EDT

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Probably buy a little place in TX

Zillow Dallas-TX

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19 million and you can’t shoot off your back porch. That’s a nope.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:00:40 AM EDT

[#19]

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A tank
Land
Entertainment

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Posted: 4/8/2020 11:00:49 AM EDT

[#20]

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1) Buy Arfcom from Brownells and fix the youtube video problem once and for all.
2) Buy a couple of politicians and repeal the 1934 NFA

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3) Send AOC & Bernie to Northern Korea, One Way
4) Retire
5) Buy a matching pair of M16A2's and two barrels of 5.56 ammo.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:01:35 AM EDT

[#21]

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Playing the lottery is for poors

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I kick in to the weekly pool we have at work.
F if those f'rs hit it and I'm stuck working...

I call it paying insurance

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:02:16 AM EDT

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What he said.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:04:10 AM EDT

[#23]

A Jet pack
A chimpanzee that understands American Sign Language.
Then I would be able to watch flying monkeys throw poop on annoying people.

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Posted: 4/8/2020 11:04:14 AM EDT

[#24]

Been thinking about buying something in a 30-06 necked down.
Was going to do it anyways.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:04:28 AM EDT

[#25]

Buy a set of GPNVG-18. Buy a RZR. Tear ass around with no lights.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:06:31 AM EDT

[#26]

I'd immediately announce as a democrat for president.

My platform would be free shit for errrryyyybody. Make America green again..... basically anything those ghomers want to hear.....

Get elected. Prosecute congress. Un-fuck America one executive order at a time. Open the books.... tell the truth to America. Let a couple million MG's hit the street & wish them luck undoing it.

you get the gist. I would not run for reelection if leftists haven't already assassinated me. I'd just go piss away my money back to being poor happily with the knowledge my kids can grow up in the America I did.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:08:11 AM EDT

[#27]

Pilot's license and small plane
Raptor
GT350R
House shopping time

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:08:52 AM EDT

[#28]

Initiative #1 would be to start buying up billboard space in highly liberal areas and rubbing their noses in the shit they've created.

Trolling liberals would move from a hobby to a full time occupation.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:09:01 AM EDT

[#29]

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I kick in to the weekly pool we have at work.
F if those f'rs hit it and I'm stuck working...

I call it paying insurance

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Sister in law was too cheap to drop $2 on work pool one day......
Coworkers hit & all retired. She's a bitch so I LOL about it constantly

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:12:28 AM EDT

[#30]

Set up trust funds for my children.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:13:05 AM EDT

[#31]

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I'd immediately announce as a democrat for president.

My platform would be free shit for errrryyyybody. Make America green again..... basically anything those ghomers want to hear.....

Get elected. Prosecute congress. Un-fuck America one executive order at a time. Open the books.... tell the truth to America. Let a couple million MG's hit the street & wish them luck undoing it.

you get the gist. I would not run for reelection if leftists haven't already assassinated me. I'd just go piss away my money back to being poor happily with the knowledge my kids can grow up in the America I did.

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Nice

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:15:56 AM EDT

[#32]

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I will open a gun factory. We will make:

1. High quality historical reproductions of broom handle mauser pistols.

2. A Modern, polymer, striker fired, double stack magazine 7.62x25mm handgun.

3. A top break, revolver made from modern materials.

5. A pump action .357 Magnum carbine for Mismi_JBT

We will operate at cost to keep prices low.

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I wish!!

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:20:27 AM EDT

[#33]

Depending on how much we're talking about,

1. Porsche 997.2 GT3 RS
2. Carbon Cub and/or Twin prop 6 passenger so I can fly to where ever and go scuba diving.
3. Open up a surf/dive shop in Costa Rica.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:24:38 AM EDT

[#34]

I would buy a nice house with some land, then I would buy a ranch in an NFA friendly state and load up on the toys

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:25:00 AM EDT

[#35]

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What three insanely stupid things do you buy first?

Here's mine.
1. truck load of tp to burn joker style.

2. Truck load of cheap beer to make a beer castle.

3. A coke.

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Quit job

pay off house.

Invest

happy switches

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:34:10 AM EDT

[#36]

Buy a new truck
Purchase land/house
Build a house for my Ex

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:34:58 AM EDT

[#37]

Swiss chalet

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:36:09 AM EDT

[#38]

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Buy a new truck
Purchase land/house
Build a house for my Ex

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You’re a good man Charlie Brown. I most definitely would not be building anything for my ex. Well, maybe a case against her but that’s another story...

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:36:18 AM EDT

[#39]

Quietly wipe out the debt of everyone in my family and set them up in a more comfortable life.

Quietly wipe out the debt of select friends and set them up in a more comfortable life.

Buy an "A" listers never-used ranch in Montana, and begin repopulating the wild with herds of golden retrievers.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:37:39 AM EDT

[#40]

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Depending on how much we're talking about,

1. Porsche 997.2 GT3 RS
2. Carbon Cub and/or Twin prop 6 passenger so I can fly to where ever and go scuba diving.
3. Open up a surf/dive shop in Costa Rica.

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Build a modern Boeing 314 Clipper and literally fly to the dive location.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:38:57 AM EDT

[#41]

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Never wear the same pair of socks twice.

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Hell yeah brother.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:40:32 AM EDT

[#42]

Pay off bills of very close family.
Build a nice new log cabin.
New boats and snogos
Guns Guns Guns
AMMO AMMO AMMO AMMO
Buy a ranch in MT.

To name a few.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:41:33 AM EDT

[#43]

My lottery fantasies all involve foreign countries, so I guess I’d have at least a few months to plan while this virus crap settles down.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:42:52 AM EDT

[#44]

First things first.

Lawyers, lots of lawyers. Then LLCs.

Now then, I will need to call Horizon and order several ARFCOM87s. One for the Med, one for east coast, west coast.

Bigger house on south part of Lanier. Houseboat. Sailboat.

Build the ridgeline house I want on my mountain property.

And a chef...maybe a hot one. Although that might end up being the most expensive of the bunch.

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:43:09 AM EDT

[#45]

Land Rover Defender 90 from mid 90s
I am rich right? I can afford repairs

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:44:19 AM EDT

[#46]

1000 acres
Herd of Highland Cattle
Kubota UTV

Posted: 4/8/2020 11:45:24 AM EDT

[#47]

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1) Lease 8000 gallon tractor trailer tanker set up.

2) Purchase 8000 gallons of Mister Bubble pink bubble bath.

3) Travel to Buffalo New York, park a half mile up river of Niagara Falls, drain Mr Bubble into Niagara River .

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Posted: 4/8/2020 11:46:11 AM EDT

[#48]

2017 Dodge Viper ACR (dream car)

Barrett M82A1

HK MR556 (one of my favorite semi-auto rifles, but I refuse to pay $3,000 for an AR unless I had fuck you money)