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Posted: 9/2/2009 8:57:45 AM EDT
You look like a fuckin Jesse James-wanna-be trailer park reject
ps - the chain wallet & baggy pants are not helping your image, either.. |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things..............
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It's the new style down here.
Wear black shorts that could pass as full length pants, red boxers, white basket ball jersey, and a base ball cap that is 87 sizes too big. |
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I'm very self conscience about my thin hair. I wear a hat all the time.
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I'm very self conscience about my thin hair. I wear a hat all the time. It's a solar panel for my sex machine ! - |
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Wait. Time out. Back-the-fuck-up.
You're saying that you've seen people wear baseball caps with the top of their ears tucked underneath the cap?? You know, Bill Engvall has a whole stand-up comedy routine about handing out signs to stupid people so they could be readily identified ("Here's your sign"). I'm beginning to realize that most of the people who need these signs are, in fact, supplying their own through other means. _MaH |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. Hey now! I wear mine backwards. Then again, that's only when I'm taking pictures and the bill gets in the way of the viewfinder. In that mode it's also keeping the sun off my neck. |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I sometimes wear a hat backwards as a "sweatband", am I a moron? I'm not trying to make fashion statement just trying to keep my sweat from blinding me |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I sometimes wear a hat backwards as a "sweatband", am I a moron? I'm not trying to make fashion statement just trying to keep my sweat from blinding me do you realize that the same band is present where the bill is also? |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. Hey now! I wear mine backwards. Then again, that's only when I'm taking pictures and the bill gets in the way of the viewfinder. In that mode it's also keeping the sun off my neck. and i do as well when i'm under a hood or somesuch where the bill actually gets in the way. just so long as you turn it around when you're done i don't believe stupidity is present there |
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Easy fix to this problem. Give them all LaRue hats! I can't get that son of gun half way down my head, never mind over my ears!
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Quoted: when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. A hat can have other purposes that keeping the sun out of your eyes. Do you wear a belt even if your pants fit? Ever worn a necktie? Sheesh. (wearing a hat over your ears looks stupid) |
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Quoted: I'm very self conscience about my thin hair. I wear a hat all the time. At that point just shave your head to prove that you're tougher than your slacking follicles. If they wont cooporate and pull their own weight for the team, fuck 'em and shave 'em. Maybe get a Brazilian had wax. Get those non-participating fuckers electrolo-cized out. Quoted: Quoted: when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. A hat can have other purposes that keeping the sun out of your eyes. Do you wear a belt even if your pants fit? Ever worn a necktie? Sheesh. (wearing a hat over your ears looks stupid) Ever worn your belt as cuff links? Ever worn your necktie backwards? |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. A hat can have other purposes that keeping the sun out of your eyes. Do you wear a belt even if your pants fit? Ever worn a necktie? Sheesh. (wearing a hat over your ears looks stupid) but they're doing it as a fashion statement..........just the same as you described. the only difference is that i think both look stupid as opposed to you just thinking one way does |
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Easy fix to this problem. Give them all LaRue hats! I can't get that son of gun half way down my head, never mind over my ears! QFT I wish mine fit better, but I look like some jug head trying to wear a little kids hat...lol |
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They need to pull all the stickers and tags off the hats before they wear them too.
Drives me nuts. |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I occasionally wear a baseball cap backwards if the sun is behind me and I'm staying in one spot (fishing comes to mind). I wear a hat purely for function. Just about the only time I'm outside without a hat on is when there's a helmet there instead. Once I'm inside it's like I'm in the military, the hat comes off right away. |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I sometimes wear a hat backwards as a "sweatband", am I a moron? I'm not trying to make fashion statement just trying to keep my sweat from blinding me do you realize that the same band is present where the bill is also? Yes, but then the brim may hit whatever I'm working on... car, bike, whatever... sometimes its tight quarters and I need to have a little extra room. Thanks for playing "let's see if I can call out someone's flawed reasoning on the internet" you loose! |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I sometimes wear a hat backwards as a "sweatband", am I a moron? I'm not trying to make fashion statement just trying to keep my sweat from blinding me do you realize that the same band is present where the bill is also? Yes, but then the brim may hit whatever I'm working on... car, bike, whatever... sometimes its tight quarters and I need to have a little extra room. Thanks for playing "let's see if I can call out someone's flawed reasoning on the internet" you loose! i suppose you didn't read the damned thread, huh? well let me help: and i do as well when i'm under a hood or somesuch where the bill actually gets in the way. just so long as you turn it around when you're done i don't believe stupidity is present there so no, you LOSE |
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Quoted: Wait. Time out. Back-the-fuck-up. You're saying that you've seen people wear baseball caps with the top of their ears tucked underneath the cap?? You know, Bill Engvall has a whole stand-up comedy routine about handing out signs to stupid people so they could be readily identified ("Here's your sign"). I'm beginning to realize that most of the people who need these signs are, in fact, supplying their own through other means. _MaH Now I know how to wear my hat next weekend |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I sometimes wear a hat backwards as a "sweatband", am I a moron? I'm not trying to make fashion statement just trying to keep my sweat from blinding me do you realize that the same band is present where the bill is also? Yes, but then the brim may hit whatever I'm working on... car, bike, whatever... sometimes its tight quarters and I need to have a little extra room. Thanks for playing "let's see if I can call out someone's flawed reasoning on the internet" you loose! HAHA |
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Wait. Time out. Back-the-fuck-up. You're saying that you've seen people wear baseball caps with the top of their ears tucked underneath the cap?? You know, Bill Engvall has a whole stand-up comedy routine about handing out signs to stupid people so they could be readily identified ("Here's your sign"). I'm beginning to realize that most of the people who need these signs are, in fact, supplying their own through other means. _MaH Now I know how to wear my hat next weekend With SIGNIFICANT help from the Photoshop Brightness and Contrast tools, I have FINALLY figured out exactly WTF your avatar is. But yes, wearing your hat in such a manner would indeed make you readily identifiable _MaH |
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Quoted: They need to pull all the stickers and tags off the hats before they wear them too. Drives me nuts. I think the point of this is to show everyone that you have enough cash to always have a brand new hat. I think it is dumb too. ETA: Someone posted a picture of the guy shielding his eyes from the sun with his hat backwards. I don't really wear hats anymore, but when I did my oakley's would often hit the bill of the hat. it was really annoying and turning the hat around stopped it. |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I sometimes wear a hat backwards as a "sweatband", am I a moron? I'm not trying to make fashion statement just trying to keep my sweat from blinding me do you realize that the same band is present where the bill is also? Yes, but then the brim may hit whatever I'm working on... car, bike, whatever... sometimes its tight quarters and I need to have a little extra room. Thanks for playing "let's see if I can call out someone's flawed reasoning on the internet" you loose! HAHA http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/9/26/128669369425327629.jpg Awwwwww. is somebody butthurt because I can't spell? |
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Awwwwww. is somebody butthurt because I can't spell? hardly, i was just pointing out the correct spelling for the word you were trying to use. where i took issue was your talking out your ass about something that had already been discussed. wear your hat however you please but i reserve the right to think you the dumber for doing so. |
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i am sooo glad this thread is here! i have a friend that tucks his ear and i blast him every chance i get!!! that is my answer to everything... "why did this break? 'cause your ear is tucked!" i also hate the whole completely straight bill turned sideways! i am an asshole and i dont care so i tell everyone that does, in the most sincere way i tell them that their hat is broke or defective. most just look confused. which is probably why their hat is not on correctly in the first place! wow that felt good. here i thought i was the only person in the world that it bugged the shit out of. i am not alone. and if you are worried about your hat etiquette... get a clue! dont look like a jacktard and you are probably ok.
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I understand if you are supporting a team, and are trying to look trendy, but I wear a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes, and to hide messy hair sometimes. I don't think I could pull off the Thug-Life look with the over sized, pulled over the ears, perfectly flat bill and corresponding gang type affiliation colors. (with Pit Bull & Bling accessory's) Doesn't work for me, and I file this "Look" with the pants falling down/ass/underwear hanging out look. (same Mentality/Crowd)
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Quoted: Whatever grandpa. Just like all the other 'fashion trends' that are so gaudy and goofy-looking, years from now everyone will be looking back and laughing at how ridiculous they looked wearing an outfit with baggy pants, b-ball cap over the ears and a chain wallet. But whatever, don't let ME stop you from wearing your 'trendy' apparel |
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it's also stupid that males have nipples, but why bother worrying about it?
btw, i do not wear hats like that |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. I wear my hat backwards when I weld |
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I'm very self conscience about my thin hair. I wear a hat all the time. |
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Easy fix to this problem. Give them all LaRue hats! I can't get that son of gun half way down my head, never mind over my ears! So true. It's still my favorite golfing hat though. |
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I wear a hat backwards when im in the boat when the throttle is at wide fucking open.. any other way and she flies off.. Now once i am no longer going Mach 2 i will put it back forward cause backwards screems HOMO!!
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm very self conscience about my thin hair. I wear a hat all the time. It's a solar panel for my sex machine ! - Are you saying that it won't work in the dark? |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. Hey now! I wear mine backwards. Then again, that's only when I'm taking pictures and the bill gets in the way of the viewfinder. In that mode it's also keeping the sun off my neck. This is why I wear a boonie hat most of the time. Keeps the sun off all the way around, and the brim is nice and flexible and gets out of the way when it's time to take pictures. |
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Thats gotta be at an Auto Zone. Its like their parking lots is da thug garage. |
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Quoted: Aight, dawg it's also stupid that males have nipples, but why bother worrying about it? btw, i do not wear hats like that |
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Easy fix to this problem. Give them all LaRue hats! I can't get that son of gun half way down my head, never mind over my ears! Every time I get one of those it seems to magically fit like a glove right out of the box. |
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when the stupidity of wearing a hat for a purpose other than keeping the sun out of your eyes (read: fucking backwards) spread so as to no longer point out the tremendously moronic they had to invent a dumber way to do things.............. A hat can have other purposes that keeping the sun out of your eyes. Do you wear a belt even if your pants fit? Ever worn a necktie? Sheesh. (wearing a hat over your ears looks stupid) As soon as I figure out that Jedi trick that keeps my holster on my hip I MAYgive my belt to charity. Plus a gentleman ALWAYS wears a belt when wearing pants/shorts with belt loops. Isn't it a Marine Corps order as well? |
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Aight, dawg
it's also stupid that males have nipples, but why bother worrying about it? btw, i do not wear hats like that YO YO!! |
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visors on anybody is just as gay. I laugh when I see somebody wearing one backward AND upside down. |
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