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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:32:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I don't think you get excellent without the human connection. If they can fake the human connection I've found a new reason to be scared of prostitutes |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:33:23 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sir this is a hooker thread. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I went out on a date last night. First part of date went well, when we got back to her place I puked on the bathroom. We went to bed. This afternoon day we did the deed. No longer a virgin. She was surprised when I told her she took my virginity a little while later. I was doin good but I got carried away. No rubber, claims she can't get pregnant on her period. We shall see. Sir this is a hooker thread. Obviously |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:35:12 PM EST
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whiskers
bruh  you've never faked a human connection?  i have never not faked a human connection.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:36:25 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: GFE girls can and do. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I don't think you get excellent without the human connection. If they can fake the human connection I've found a new reason to be scared of prostitutes Yeah that's too much for me bro. Hot woman allows you to bang for money? No problem. Fake humanity is crazy on both ends. The hooker legit must be a sociopath and the bro must be in a bad place. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:38:25 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers bruh you've never faked a human connection? i have never not faked a human connection. I don't think so. ?? If I don't like a chick I kinda just ignore her, if I'm interested it's pretty obvious. Now i have been a retard and failed to notice women who were into me in my younger days, but I'm pretty good at that now. Like Pacino from Heat: "you don't remember the orgasm, you remember something she did with her eyes" |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:39:13 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Noted LOL Use incognito mode on your phone browser at the very least! LOL |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:39:16 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah that's too much for me bro. Hot woman allows you to bang for money? No problem. Fake humanity is crazy on both ends. The hooker legit must be a sociopath and the bro must be in a bad place. let's be honest here: it takes a certain kind of mercenary mentality to be a pro. imagine the mercenary mentality it takes to be a superhooker who trains 87 hours/week for one monthly tussle with the typical GD billy badass billionaire. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:41:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: oooooooooooof let's be honest here: it takes a certain kind of mercenary mentality to be a pro. imagine the mercenary mentality it takes to be a superhooker who trains 87 hours/week for one monthly tussle with the typical GD billy badass billionaire. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yeah that's too much for me bro. Hot woman allows you to bang for money? No problem. Fake humanity is crazy on both ends. The hooker legit must be a sociopath and the bro must be in a bad place. let's be honest here: it takes a certain kind of mercenary mentality to be a pro. imagine the mercenary mentality it takes to be a superhooker who trains 87 hours/week for one monthly tussle with the typical GD billy badass billionaire. Oh i definitely find the entire deal fascinating |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:42:16 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: oooooooooooof let's be honest here: it takes a certain kind of mercenary mentality to be a pro. imagine the mercenary mentality it takes to be a superhooker who trains 87 hours/week for one monthly tussle with the typical GD billy badass billionaire. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yeah that's too much for me bro. Hot woman allows you to bang for money? No problem. Fake humanity is crazy on both ends. The hooker legit must be a sociopath and the bro must be in a bad place. let's be honest here: it takes a certain kind of mercenary mentality to be a pro. imagine the mercenary mentality it takes to be a superhooker who trains 87 hours/week for one monthly tussle with the typical GD billy badass billionaire. Plus you don't seem like a pay for a girlfriend guy, so I wasn't talking about you. You seem like the guy that's like "hey here is what I want to happen here is your money" |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:43:08 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh i definitely find the entire deal fascinating ask an escort took all her videos down but there was some good stuff there. bisexual and married to a woman.   Miranda Lindsay Fynn Stanley Davis Group Ask A Escort Erectile Dysfunction |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:44:00 PM EST
[#11]
 Ask An Escort | What's Next? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 9:29:01 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That’s one of the funniest things ever posted here. Do you tell the truth? “Well, Joe’s a filthy disreputable scoundrel with Autism, bad B.O. and halitosis, but he’s a hard worker, generally honest, and seems to be a good guy. He generally tips the waitresses at 20%. He’s about 40 lbs overweight, but his stamina and penile length is below average.. Think you can work with that?”. Or is it the standard: “oh Joe? Yeah he’s a good dude. Generally reliable and trustworthy, would hire again” Or, do you talk them up and Oversell it? “Oh Joe? (Chuckle) Oh, man, Your hooker is in for a treat! I literally don’t have the words to describe a great a man he is…. The last hooker said Joe Rocked her World for up to Three Hours, left her with uterine contractions, and a 200% Tip. Great hygiene and better than average body build. Outstanding endurance and Compassion. His Cunniluid skills are beyond reproach! He’s a giver, through and through. I wish to God he was contracting me for this job!  ” I am rolling with laughter! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 9:31:39 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whoa. don't want to get this thread locked, now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Know the difference between incall and outcall first. Then you've got greek, CIM, BBCIM, CIP, BBCIP, DATY, GFE, QV's... don't want to get this thread locked, now. Don't you dare get my thread locked! Let the poor saps figure it out for their own dam selves! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:05:16 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone wants a hot female chef/hooker but I think that's stupid. I would get a male chef if I was rich because he would cook better and cook like bison and stuff and be like "Bro check this out" Paying for plow should only be about the plow. Housekeepers can be ugly and fat if they clean well. That's their job. And "other duties as assigned", right Ahhhnold? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:05:22 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just got divorced at 57 after being with the same woman since 1995. I feel like rip van Winkle with all these apps I'll be 58 after being with her since 1987. Life and technology are good! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:06:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And "other duties as assigned", right Ahhhnold? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Everyone wants a hot female chef/hooker but I think that's stupid. I would get a male chef if I was rich because he would cook better and cook like bison and stuff and be like "Bro check this out" Paying for plow should only be about the plow. Housekeepers can be ugly and fat if they clean well. That's their job. And "other duties as assigned", right Ahhhnold? Yeah exactly. He's dumb Get a good cleaner to clean, get a good hooker to hook Why was he so stupid |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:06:58 PM EST
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:24:03 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wondered where you went OP lol Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Dang, this took off! Thanks for all the great info boys. I wondered where you went OP lol OP was like thatescalatedquickly.jpg |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:24:08 PM EST
[#19]
Skipthegames is for low rent crack whites and pimps. Eros or p411 for the insta thots. I’ve been told
Edit: whores not whites lol spellcheck is racist |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:25:29 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:36:53 PM EST
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This thread is gold. The best part is the randos popping in after having read just the OP and offering advice on how they met their wives in the midst of all these hookonomics lessons. Outstanding.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 10:45:15 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How could anyone ever be so desperate or degenerate, where that would even sound like a good value? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking or so i've been told. allegedly. in minecraft. How could anyone ever be so desperate or degenerate, where that would even sound like a good value? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 11:30:43 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How could anyone ever be so desperate or degenerate, where that would even sound like a good value? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking or so i've been told. allegedly. in minecraft. How could anyone ever be so desperate or degenerate, where that would even sound like a good value? shoot 400 rounds of .300 blackout lately its about the same, both last about a hr.... |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:41:41 AM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i want that on a hardhat sticker. give 'em out like candy to the greenhorns and the foremen.  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Everyone wants a hot female chef/hooker but I think that's stupid. I would get a male chef if I was rich because he would cook better and cook like bison and stuff and be like "Bro check this out" Paying for plow should only be about the plow. Housekeepers can be ugly and fat if they clean well. That's their job. give 'em out like candy to the greenhorns and the foremen.  |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 5:25:37 AM EST
[#25]
Adultfriendfinder dot com
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Posted: 2/27/2023 8:06:42 AM EST
[#26]
Super hookers. Is this a new Arfcom term?
You guys crack me up between that and getting reference checks from hookers this is quality content. 
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Posted: 2/27/2023 8:38:17 AM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: myspace has been pretty successful. Have you tried that or hotornot yet? dude beleive it or not, I got a date from hot or not lol |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 8:46:04 AM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You just described a great weekend. Why you no like fun? We can bring Midcap along then we can all get matching rings! https://dryedmangoez.com/images/dryedmangoezsunny/sunny608-07.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: whiskers brah when i used to work in vega$$ i saw some shit. if you haven't already been to vega$$ i recommend checking that out. also: you seem like a nice wholesome merican man. why the sudden interest in professional services? I also will never ever go to Vegas. Whiskers knows he cannot handle Vegas. Vegas will destroy Whiskers forever. I will never go there, ever. I will get blackout drunk and gamble crazy and then get in a dune buggy with 5 hookers and then crash the dune buggy and then shoot everything at the arfcom machine gun store I will never ever go there We can bring Midcap along then we can all get matching rings! https://dryedmangoez.com/images/dryedmangoezsunny/sunny608-07.jpg lmaooo nice |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 8:53:22 AM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: whatever you do dont google babes on dirt bikes lots of e-thots but in some cases it looks like the engine might be running y'all ever been with a warrior woman? where her tiddies go? |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 9:05:36 AM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Uh. Skipthegames is for hiring prostitutes... Which may turn out to be a more cost effective option. 
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Posted: 2/27/2023 9:08:37 AM EST
[#31]
I always wondered how many hookers are in my AO.
There is a strip club down the road, so I assume there must be at least a few. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 9:49:23 AM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: where her tiddies go? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: whatever you do dont google babes on dirt bikes lots of e-thots but in some cases it looks like the engine might be running y'all ever been with a warrior woman? where her tiddies go? redistributed into her abs.
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Posted: 2/27/2023 10:14:19 AM EST
[#33]
She'd stop hooking if I'd stop killing people
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:33:13 AM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am rolling with laughter! you'd either be laughing so hard that you'd be crying or you'd be leaving skidmarks whilst attempting to escape. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:33:58 AM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This thread is gold. The best part is the randos popping in after having read just the OP and offering advice on how they met their wives in the midst of all these hookonomics lessons. Outstanding.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:34:18 AM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If you don't want kids, make good money, have friends. 400 dollars to knock boots with top shelf pussy once a month is way cheaper and way lower risk than dating. Makes sense to me.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:34:45 AM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Super hookers. Is this a new Arfcom term? You guys crack me up between that and getting reference checks from hookers this is quality content.
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:35:03 AM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: where her tiddies go?
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Posted: 2/27/2023 11:35:38 AM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She'd stop hooking if I'd stop killing people damn fine. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 12:13:00 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i met my gf on usenet. Also, I miss usenet. Edit: Also I'm a rando popping up in a hookernomics thread talking about my wife and old people internet. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 1:59:57 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Skipthegames is for low rent crack whites and pimps. Eros or p411 for the insta thots. I've been told Edit: whores not whites lol spellcheck is racist Wow. If I ever end up single again im just gonna rent some of those Eros girls . Top selection for az |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 3:10:26 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Just got divorced at 57 after being with the same woman since 1995. I feel like rip van Winkle with all these apps  The Shawshank Redemption: Brooks: "World got itself in a big damn hurry." |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 3:13:00 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: would be so hot if she had those wrist braces for carpal tunnel whilst she's whipping me with a plastic coat hanger and burning me with cigarettes.  Quote HistoryQuoted: would be so hot if she had those wrist braces for carpal tunnel whilst she's whipping me with a plastic coat hanger and burning me with cigarettes.  Quoted: Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? Depends on the city. Bumfuck Iowa? Yes. San Fran? Kinkier = $$$$ |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 3:55:53 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Met mine on a dialup BBS. Also, I miss usenet. Edit: Also I'm a rando popping up in a hookernomics thread talking about my wife and old people internet. Welcome fren.
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:12:46 PM EST
[#45]
I wonder if hookers get busted all the time for tax evasion.
They're all cash and you know they aren't filing. Especially super hookers. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:27:55 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder if hookers get busted all the time for tax evasion. They're all cash and you know they aren't filing. Especially super hookers. They don't pay taxes because they aren't people. Tax code much? |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:51:36 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wow. If I ever end up single again im just gonna rent some of those Eros girls . Top selection for az  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:52:36 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I wonder if hookers get busted all the time for tax evasion. They're all cash and you know they aren't filing. Especially super hookers. they're "entertainers" and they pay taxes. marie styles had a whole bit about this on the podcast that i'm still trying to find for you. she also owned a bunch of businesses in vega$$ to invest her hookin' cash into. |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:55:49 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I got quite a bit of tail on AOL local chat rooms. Good times. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The single guys in my organization are using Reddit now. They plowed through all the women on the traditional sites and are now working their way through the real crazies. I met my wife on a AOL chat room. I got quite a bit of tail on AOL local chat rooms. Good times. Met my ex wife on a free chat room site Met my wife on Craigslist They're all whores but mama |
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Posted: 2/27/2023 4:57:09 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: negative. they're "entertainers" and they pay taxes. marie styles had a whole bit about this on the podcast that i'm still trying to find for you. she also owned a bunch of businesses in vega$$ to invest her hookin' cash into. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I wonder if hookers get busted all the time for tax evasion. They're all cash and you know they aren't filing. Especially super hookers. they're "entertainers" and they pay taxes. marie styles had a whole bit about this on the podcast that i'm still trying to find for you. she also owned a bunch of businesses in vega$$ to invest her hookin' cash into. Lmaooooooo Gives hooker a 1099 Thank you for your contract work this year hooker |
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