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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:20:44 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I see you've found my channel on the hub. you're awesome. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:21:05 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The super hookers are all on Instagram. Just know that 99% of them have done the Dubai porta-potty trip. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:22:00 PM EST
[#3]
@Terriblis
might want to make them links cold, brotherman. bikinis are most haram in GD. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:22:40 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The penis knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the penis from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the penis is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the penis must also know where it was. The penis guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the penis has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Holy fuk you boiled it down it a way I never thot of before https://media.tenor.com/bD9vHNiR1rQAAAAd/boom-mind-blown.gif The penis knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the penis from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the penis is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the penis must also know where it was. The penis guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the penis has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.  Holy fuck |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:24:30 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy fuck 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:28:07 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. The general socioeconomic status of potential clients attracts some high-end talent to our little slice of paradise. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:41:35 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Dont you have one for your super yacht?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78k06I8VEMhttps://youtu.be/tzEGRXjSZKM Edited for bikini pics  Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer Dont you have one for your super yacht? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i78k06I8VEMhttps://youtu.be/tzEGRXjSZKM Edited for bikini pics  Freaking contracts. Dang |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:42:50 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: you just found your opener when talking to professional girls. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Holy fuck To be fair it does know where it is at all times |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:46:06 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Freaking contracts. Dang also: when i become a billionaire i'm retiring to jackson WY and acquiring a harem of nursing hot fit young mothers to keep me in a steady supply of breast milk ice cream. fantastic stuff. i shall pahk my former coal mine Ftoofitty with 37,000 coal mine miles = 370,000 civilian miles out front and slap the hood whilst consuming breast milk ice cream from a freshly baked waffle cone and tell my horrified neighbors: like a brand new pickup! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:48:47 PM EST
[#10]
Bro I was like
Yeah Sure Okay wut |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:49:14 PM EST
[#11]
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:50:07 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bro I was like Yeah Sure Okay wut
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:50:22 PM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NORMAL *screams |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:50:47 PM EST
[#14]
whiskers
bruh please define "normal" for us, sir. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:51:37 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers bruh please define "normal" for us, sir. Bruh this is why you should have gone on that podcast show. This is a fascinating topic on which you have an abundance of knowledge to share. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:53:17 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers bruh please define "normal" for us, sir. Women are pretty Women smell nice and are soft The penis goes into the woman |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:53:59 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bruh this is why you should have gone on that podcast show. This is a fascinating topic on which you have an abundance of knowledge to share.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:56:26 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Women are pretty Women smell nice and are soft The penis goes into the woman when i become the typical billy badass billionaire GDer i'ma track her down and add her to my staff merely so she can vape and flip a butterfly knife and glare at normal civilians whilst handling my fleet maintenance and professional correspondence.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:59:15 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: man, if i had told the stripper in portland that she would've lost it. when i become the typical billy badass billionaire GDer i'ma track her down and add her to my staff merely so she can vape and flip a butterfly knife and glare at normal civilians whilst handling my fleet maintenance and professional correspondence. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Women are pretty Women smell nice and are soft The penis goes into the woman when i become the typical billy badass billionaire GDer i'ma track her down and add her to my staff merely so she can vape and flip a butterfly knife and glare at normal civilians whilst handling my fleet maintenance and professional correspondence. No that's not when women are for. That's what men are for |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:00:50 PM EST
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Side note about men.
One of my favorite movie moments is in 13 Hours when the dude is working out and the gay CIA chief is frustrated and blurts "AHH YOU'RE LIKE ANIMALS! SHUT UP! " He is such a fag and that dude is just being a bro flipping a tire |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:01:29 PM EST
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I went out on a date last night. First part of date went well, when we got back to her place I puked in the bathroom (no accidental pukes woo). We went to bed. This afternoon day we did the deed. No longer a virgin. She was surprised when I told her she took my virginity a little while later. I was doin good but I got carried away. No rubber, claims she can't get pregnant on her period. We shall see.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:02:24 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I went out on a date last night. First part of date went well, when we got back to her place I puked on the bathroom. We went to bed. This afternoon day we did the deed. No longer a virgin. She was surprised when I told her she took my virginity a little while later. I was doin good but I got carried away. No rubber, claims she can't get pregnant on her period. We shall see. Sir this is a hooker thread. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:02:45 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No that's not when women are for. That's what men are for i've always had those everywhere i've worked. they handle the travel stuff and fleet maintenance so you treat them well and take care of them so they'll take care of you.  sometimes i'll call in from the road all caffeinated and need something done and be talking super fast and she'll say "hold please" 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:03:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: think of her as the sassy, strangely hot, takes no shit sort of front desk chick at work. i've always had those everywhere i've worked. they handle the travel stuff and fleet maintenance so you treat them well and take care of them so they'll take care of you. sometimes i'll call in from the road all caffeinated and need something done and be talking super fast and she'll say "hold please" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No that's not when women are for. That's what men are for i've always had those everywhere i've worked. they handle the travel stuff and fleet maintenance so you treat them well and take care of them so they'll take care of you. sometimes i'll call in from the road all caffeinated and need something done and be talking super fast and she'll say "hold please" FR FR. Whatever they are being paid it isn't enough and they are impossible to replace. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:03:57 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I went out on a date last night. First part of date went well, when we got back to her place I puked on the bathroom. We went to bed. This afternoon day we did the deed. No longer a virgin. She was surprised when I told her she took my virginity a little while later. I was doin good but I got carried away. No rubber, claims she can't get pregnant on her period. We shall see.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:05:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: think of her as the sassy, strangely hot, takes no shit sort of front desk chick at work. i've always had those everywhere i've worked. they handle the travel stuff and fleet maintenance so you treat them well and take care of them so they'll take care of you. sometimes i'll call in from the road all caffeinated and need something done and be talking super fast and she'll say "hold please" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No that's not when women are for. That's what men are for i've always had those everywhere i've worked. they handle the travel stuff and fleet maintenance so you treat them well and take care of them so they'll take care of you. sometimes i'll call in from the road all caffeinated and need something done and be talking super fast and she'll say "hold please" Yeah business chick's are hot. Fun fact I ran across a study from the 50s where they figured out women were the best dispatchers because men could hear empathy that may or may not be there. The same exact words of something like "216 standby, help is on the way" is perceived differently by men of it is coming from a woman. Men find it to be more comforting and genuine than another man. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:05:33 PM EST
[#27]
Aren’t renty gals hoohass’s able to store wine bottles?
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:05:43 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: FR FR. Whatever they are being paid it isn't enough and they are impossible to replace. the good ones are worth their weight in gold. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:06:52 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: FR FR. Whatever they are being paid it isn't enough and they are impossible to replace. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: No that's not when women are for. That's what men are for i've always had those everywhere i've worked. they handle the travel stuff and fleet maintenance so you treat them well and take care of them so they'll take care of you. sometimes i'll call in from the road all caffeinated and need something done and be talking super fast and she'll say "hold please" FR FR. Whatever they are being paid it isn't enough and they are impossible to replace. Administrative tasks suck and men are horrible at it. Most women are as well. The good admin women are basically gold |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:07:17 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i am always trying to steal front desk chicks from previous jobs. the good ones are worth their weight in gold. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: FR FR. Whatever they are being paid it isn't enough and they are impossible to replace. the good ones are worth their weight in gold. Jinx |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:07:25 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah business chick's are hot. Fun fact I ran across a study from the 50s where they figured out women were the best dispatchers because men could hear empathy that may or may not be there. The same exact words of something like "216 standby, help is on the way" is perceived differently by men of it is coming from a woman. Men find it to be more comforting and genuine than another man.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:07:57 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Aren't renty gals hoohass's able to store wine bottles?
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:08:46 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: in reality we just need hot women around to help us deal with the madness. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Yeah business chick's are hot. Fun fact I ran across a study from the 50s where they figured out women were the best dispatchers because men could hear empathy that may or may not be there. The same exact words of something like "216 standby, help is on the way" is perceived differently by men of it is coming from a woman. Men find it to be more comforting and genuine than another man. I just stole an average looking heavy set girl from another shop but she's awesome. Anyways this is getting derailed into actual career women instead of penis garages |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:09:13 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Administrative tasks suck and men are horrible at it. Most women are as well. The good admin women are basically gold
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:09:52 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I just stole an average looking heavy set girl from another shop but she's awesome. Anyways this is getting derailed into actual career women instead of penis garages |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:10:48 PM EST
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Everyone wants a hot female chef/hooker but I think that's stupid.
I would get a male chef if I was rich because he would cook better and cook like bison and stuff and be like "Bro check this out" Paying for plow should only be about the plow. Housekeepers can be ugly and fat if they clean well. That's their job. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:11:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, what about a peen garage who ages out into an actual career woman? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I just stole an average looking heavy set girl from another shop but she's awesome. Anyways this is getting derailed into actual career women instead of penis garages Funny enough, I was just thinking about what a hooker career looked like |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:13:45 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Funny enough, I was just thinking about what a hooker career looked like  when i become the typical billy badass billionaire GDer i shall get some kind of horse rescue ranch thing going where 27 year old strippers can age out gracefully and train horses and have pillow fights in their underwear in the bunkhouse. win/win for the horses and the girls. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:14:43 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Everyone wants a hot female chef/hooker but I think that's stupid. I would get a male chef if I was rich because he would cook better and cook like bison and stuff and be like "Bro check this out" Paying for plow should only be about the plow. Housekeepers can be ugly and fat if they clean well. That's their job. give 'em out like candy to the greenhorns and the foremen.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:16:38 PM EST
[#40]
Dude, she's gotta be tiny if she's riding that KLX 110. Like, ten-year old kinda tiny. No thanks |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:17:30 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: my man, i talked to a stripper in seattle who used "autumn" as a stage name because at 25 she was in the twilight of her career. when i become the typical billy badass billionaire GDer i shall get some kind of horse rescue ranch thing going where 27 year old strippers can age out gracefully and train horses and have pillow fights in their underwear in the bunkhouse. win/win for the horses and the girls. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Funny enough, I was just thinking about what a hooker career looked like when i become the typical billy badass billionaire GDer i shall get some kind of horse rescue ranch thing going where 27 year old strippers can age out gracefully and train horses and have pillow fights in their underwear in the bunkhouse. win/win for the horses and the girls. Horse women who are ex strippers/ Make sure you have an electric fence. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:18:05 PM EST
[#42]
Euphemisms are also funny with the industry, especially old timey ones.
"A less than reputable woman" "A lady of the night" "A house of ill repute"
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:21:22 PM EST
[#43]
whiskers
bruh one of the tiny girls at work is the no shit front desk girl who's always trying to fat shame me into going to her sketchy powerlifting gym with her. she's got me picked out as a future powerlifter because i can and do pick her up and carry her around despite never working out a day in my life and i'm a big and tall asshole. someday i'ma make time for this. powerlifting gym is in the basement of a shitty strip mall from the 80s and full of questionable folk. therefore i should fit right in. she sends me links to the wellness reimbursement thing that can be used for gym membership fees, powerlifting shoes, weightlifting belts, and chalk. goes like this: JLP3: here's me TPS reports and me truck receipt stuff. tiny girl: we going to the gym tonight? JLP3: uh... tiny girl: you're 12-18 months away from being a little less fat if you come with me every night to lift. every time you get up you're already squatting like 300-lbs. JLP3: uh... |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:21:45 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Horse women who are ex strippers/ Make sure you have an electric fence.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:22:17 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Euphemisms are also funny with the industry, especially old timey ones. "A less than reputable woman" "A lady of the night" "A house of ill repute"
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:25:15 PM EST
[#46]
Dang, this took off!
Thanks for all the great info boys. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:25:47 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i just call 'em "pros" Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Euphemisms are also funny with the industry, especially old timey ones. "A less than reputable woman" "A lady of the night" "A house of ill repute" The only negative I see to this is that everyone is okay at sex. You don't need training. So by making a living off it, how good can they really be? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:26:40 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Dang, this took off! Thanks for all the great info boys. I wondered where you went OP lol |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:29:32 PM EST
[#49]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The only negative I see to this is that everyone is okay at sex. You don't need training. So by making a living off it, how good can they really be? i'm good at what i do and i get paid by the job and i get a cut of the profits quarterly. therefore i have an incentive to work efficiently, be safe, do good work, be profitable, and make sure the customer is satisfied. also because i want to make sure i can come back to work there again when the time comes. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 8:32:09 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: gonna disagree with you there, big shoots. i'm good at what i do and i get paid by the job and i get a cut of the profits quarterly. therefore i have an incentive to work efficiently, be safe, do good work, be profitable, and make sure the customer is satisfied. also because i want to make sure i can come back to work there again when the time comes. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: The only negative I see to this is that everyone is okay at sex. You don't need training. So by making a living off it, how good can they really be? i'm good at what i do and i get paid by the job and i get a cut of the profits quarterly. therefore i have an incentive to work efficiently, be safe, do good work, be profitable, and make sure the customer is satisfied. also because i want to make sure i can come back to work there again when the time comes. I don't think you get excellent without the human connection. If they can fake the human connection I've found a new reason to be scared of prostitutes |
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