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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:33:41 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i shall never forget this thread when i'm getting calls from epic LA professional girls checking on my guys.  also, i feel like we could get HookClear off the ground. not sure if we can get my idea for a professional girl app called "DOER" off the ground tho. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: My favorite part of the thread is still hooker references and Hookclear also, i feel like we could get HookClear off the ground. not sure if we can get my idea for a professional girl app called "DOER" off the ground tho.   |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:33:47 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you his think there's an established rate for long term hookers? Like if you were going to some cabin in the wilderness to fish and hunt but wanted to come home to a hooker? I bet you would definitely need to be part of Hookclear for that though. Lots of risk for the woman being part of HookClear goes without stating i reckon. if you mean "long term hookers" as in "been hooking for 30 years" then i believe there's no market for that. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:34:25 PM EST
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I realize it's necessary, but I also don't like the idea of lots of hookers knowing my name and number. This is why we need Hookclear
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:35:09 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I want to start an airport/airplane hookup app and call it SKYJACKR. the airport is some prime grounds for a guy like me to get shot down by loose women.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:35:16 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: sir if you mean regulars then i suppose anything's possible for an established client. being part of HookClear goes without stating i reckon. if you mean "long term hookers" as in "been hooking for 30 years" then i believe there's no market for that. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you his think there's an established rate for long term hookers? Like if you were going to some cabin in the wilderness to fish and hunt but wanted to come home to a hooker? I bet you would definitely need to be part of Hookclear for that though. Lots of risk for the woman being part of HookClear goes without stating i reckon. if you mean "long term hookers" as in "been hooking for 30 years" then i believe there's no market for that. No i just meant do people rent them for longer than a night |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:35:48 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No i just meant do people rent them for longer than a night i've seen weekly rates. like a hotel room. or a pahkin' spot at the airport. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:39:22 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: oh sure. i've seen weekly rates. like a hotel room. or a pahkin' spot at the airport. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No i just meant do people rent them for longer than a night i've seen weekly rates. like a hotel room. or a pahkin' spot at the airport.  Holy shit mfw thinking of flyers: Act: $400 Night: $800 Week: $5,000 <--- BEST VALUE! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:40:08 PM EST
[#8]
whiskers
bruh i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. i was like: whoa! just in town for a couple days and not looking for anything heavy! it's akin to checking into a hotel and the desk chick saying: we've got you for the next 180 nights. me: 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:40:50 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy shit mfw thinking of flyers: Act: $400 Night: $800 Week: $5,000 <--- BEST VALUE!  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:42:49 PM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers bruh i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. i was like: whoa! just in town for a couple days and not looking for anything heavy! it's akin to checking into a hotel and the desk chick saying: we've got you for the next 180 nights. me: https://imgs.search.brave.com/8vwtyHieNTOTpBOxA6CpAhZPt6UkdUxQGNz-fovitOk/rs:fit:320:180:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy8xZjA1/MmRiMjM2ZjU0NDcy/MTVhMzQyN2Y1ZWFi/NDdhZS90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTUw/NDk5NTA.gif Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:44:58 PM EST
[#11]
Just got divorced at 57 after being with the same woman since 1995. I feel like rip van Winkle with all these apps
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:45:14 PM EST
[#12]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: whiskers bruh i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. i was like: whoa! just in town for a couple days and not looking for anything heavy! it's akin to checking into a hotel and the desk chick saying: we've got you for the next 180 nights. me: https://imgs.search.brave.com/8vwtyHieNTOTpBOxA6CpAhZPt6UkdUxQGNz-fovitOk/rs:fit:320:180:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy8xZjA1/MmRiMjM2ZjU0NDcy/MTVhMzQyN2Y1ZWFi/NDdhZS90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTUw/NDk5NTA.gif Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:46:20 PM EST
[#13]
I made it through 3 pages and didn't see much in the way of a direct response.
On Tinder, any 20-something hottie that says "Looking for hookups for sex. Attached, but in an open relationship. My SC is xyzabc123." is a hooker. Send her a chat, ask when she's available for a hookup and if she does incall. NEVER hire a hooker for outcall unless you're in a hotel. So I've been told. In Minecraft. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:46:28 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate?
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:47:25 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She might subcontract that one out. Will you have to abide by ADA/OSHA reasonable accommodation notices and make sure she's got a brace to help prevent carpal tunnel? 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:47:38 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: She might subcontract that one out. Will you have to abide by ADA/OSHA reasonable accommodation notices and make sure she's got a brace to help prevent carpal tunnel? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: whiskers bruh i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. i was like: whoa! just in town for a couple days and not looking for anything heavy! it's akin to checking into a hotel and the desk chick saying: we've got you for the next 180 nights. me: https://imgs.search.brave.com/8vwtyHieNTOTpBOxA6CpAhZPt6UkdUxQGNz-fovitOk/rs:fit:320:180:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy8xZjA1/MmRiMjM2ZjU0NDcy/MTVhMzQyN2Y1ZWFi/NDdhZS90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTUw/NDk5NTA.gif Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? On that same note do they charge the same rate for bjs vs vaginal sex? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:47:50 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: oh my sweet summer child. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate?  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:48:01 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I made it through 3 pages and didn't see much in the way of a direct response. On Tinder, any 20-something hottie that says "Looking for hookups for sex. Attached, but in an open relationship. My SC is xyzabc123." is a hooker. Send her a chat, ask when she's available for a hookup and if she does incall. NEVER hire a hooker for outcall unless you're in a hotel. So I've been told. In Minecraft.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:48:47 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On that same note do they charge the same rate for bjs vs vaginal sex?
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:49:09 PM EST
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: oh my sweet summer child. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:49:56 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: we talkin' like regular hookers here or SuperHookersTM? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: On that same note do they charge the same rate for bjs vs vaginal sex? Super hookers sounds like if you pay the fee they're good to go unless you want to harm them |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:50:02 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: On that same note do they charge the same rate for bjs vs vaginal sex? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: whiskers bruh i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. i was like: whoa! just in town for a couple days and not looking for anything heavy! it's akin to checking into a hotel and the desk chick saying: we've got you for the next 180 nights. me: https://imgs.search.brave.com/8vwtyHieNTOTpBOxA6CpAhZPt6UkdUxQGNz-fovitOk/rs:fit:320:180:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy8xZjA1/MmRiMjM2ZjU0NDcy/MTVhMzQyN2Y1ZWFi/NDdhZS90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTUw/NDk5NTA.gif Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? She might subcontract that one out. Will you have to abide by ADA/OSHA reasonable accommodation notices and make sure she's got a brace to help prevent carpal tunnel? On that same note do they charge the same rate for bjs vs vaginal sex? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:52:14 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:53:46 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Depends but a QV (usually 15min or less) are typically blowies and can be a good bit cheaper than the amount of roses needed for a HH or HR session. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: whiskers bruh i talked to a stripper in sarasota who opened with a weekly rate. i was like: whoa! just in town for a couple days and not looking for anything heavy! it's akin to checking into a hotel and the desk chick saying: we've got you for the next 180 nights. me: https://imgs.search.brave.com/8vwtyHieNTOTpBOxA6CpAhZPt6UkdUxQGNz-fovitOk/rs:fit:320:180:1/g:ce/aHR0cHM6Ly9tZWRp/YTEudGVub3IuY29t/L2ltYWdlcy8xZjA1/MmRiMjM2ZjU0NDcy/MTVhMzQyN2Y1ZWFi/NDdhZS90ZW5vci5n/aWY_aXRlbWlkPTUw/NDk5NTA.gif Do they charge more for degeneracy or do they give a discount for less? Like if you just wanted one to give you handy js do you think she would drop her rate? She might subcontract that one out. Will you have to abide by ADA/OSHA reasonable accommodation notices and make sure she's got a brace to help prevent carpal tunnel? On that same note do they charge the same rate for bjs vs vaginal sex? I need to click that link and see the abbreviations brb |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:54:22 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed? Not for me. I like regular stuff with regular women. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:55:08 PM EST
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:55:39 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not for me. I like regular stuff with regular women. how will you know if you never try it? 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:56:29 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed?  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:58:20 PM EST
[#29]
I met my wife at a barbeque thrown for a mutual friend returning from Afghanistan. I thought she was hot, so I struck up a conversation. Been married almost 10 years.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:58:34 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Not for me. I like regular stuff with regular women. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed? Not for me. I like regular stuff with regular women. That's what we all say. Next thing you know your 69ing covered in paprika and she's shocking your balls with a taser while squirting on your face as you pull anal beads out of her like your starting a worn out lawnmower while reruns of the USA Cartoon Express plays in the background. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:58:53 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I also don't understand the super hookers at like 20k-30k Like wtf makes the super hooker so good to command such an insane rate 1. No one knows they are high end call girls. 2. They don't talk about Clients. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:59:02 PM EST
[#32]
HHHJ Half Hearted Hand Job
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Posted: 2/26/2023 6:59:32 PM EST
[#33]
Quote Historyme (fawx new yawk accent): "ass to ass"  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:00:33 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I met my wife at a barbeque thrown for a mutual friend returning from Afghanistan. I thought she was hot, so I struck up a conversation. Been married almost 10 years. This thread is about hookers. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:00:36 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: 1. No one knows they are high end call girls. 2. They don't talk about Clients. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I also don't understand the super hookers at like 20k-30k Like wtf makes the super hooker so good to command such an insane rate 1. No one knows they are high end call girls. 2. They don't talk about Clients. Oh that kinda makes sense like if you're a CEO or something and you need the hooker plus the privacy. I wonder if the super hookers advertise their encryption procedures and stuff |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:01:33 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I met my wife at a barbeque thrown for a mutual friend returning from Afghanistan. I thought she was hot, so I struck up a conversation. Been married almost 10 years.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:01:59 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh that kinda makes sense like if you're a CEO or something and you need the hooker plus the privacy. I wonder if the super hookers advertise their encryption procedures and stuff Their pimp usually does that. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:02:05 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's what we all say. Next thing you know your 69ing covered in paprika and she's shocking your balls with a taser while squirting on your face as you pull anal beads out of her like your starting a worn out lawnmower while reruns of the USA Cartoon Express plays in the background.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:02:29 PM EST
[#39]
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:03:56 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh that kinda makes sense like if you're a CEO or something and you need the hooker plus the privacy. I wonder if the super hookers advertise their encryption procedures and stuff as she's undressing and waving around a #4 scalpel handle with a fresh #22 blade she's whispering to you in a husky voice about a little encryption package she likes to use.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:05:44 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking Holy fuk you boiled it down it a way I never thot of before 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:06:39 PM EST
[#42]
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:07:41 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Holy fuk you boiled it down it a way I never thot of before https://media.tenor.com/bD9vHNiR1rQAAAAd/boom-mind-blown.gif |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:08:49 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: it's implied that superhookers aways use encryption. as she's undressing and waving around a #4 scalpel handle with a fresh #22 blade she's whispering to you in a husky voice about a little encryption package she likes to use. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Oh that kinda makes sense like if you're a CEO or something and you need the hooker plus the privacy. I wonder if the super hookers advertise their encryption procedures and stuff as she's undressing and waving around a #4 scalpel handle with a fresh #22 blade she's whispering to you in a husky voice about a little encryption package she likes to use. Yeah baby. Let me see what encryption protocol's you're using in your cross domain solution you fucking slut. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:10:39 PM EST
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: PenisParkingRate is a metric by which all other rates shall be judged. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Holy fuk you boiled it down it a way I never thot of before https://media.tenor.com/bD9vHNiR1rQAAAAd/boom-mind-blown.gif The penis knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the penis from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't. In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the penis is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the penis must also know where it was. The penis guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the penis has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:10:56 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That's what we all say. Next thing you know your 69ing covered in paprika and she's shocking your balls with a taser while squirting on your face as you pull anal beads out of her like your starting a worn out lawnmower while reruns of the USA Cartoon Express plays in the background. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Wait so it gets cheaper the more degenerate it gets? Il Duce : The question is not how far. The question is, do you possess the constitution, the depth of faith, to go as far is as needed? Not for me. I like regular stuff with regular women. That's what we all say. Next thing you know your 69ing covered in paprika and she's shocking your balls with a taser while squirting on your face as you pull anal beads out of her like your starting a worn out lawnmower while reruns of the USA Cartoon Express plays in the background. I see you’ve found my channel on the hub. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:14:11 PM EST
[#47]
The super hookers are all on Instagram. Just know that 99% of them have done the Dubai porta-potty trip.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:16:13 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Uh. Skipthegames is for hiring prostitutes... As are all the "dating" apps. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:17:42 PM EST
[#49]
Also if you aren't sure what level of hooker you're dealing with just get a gander at their power tools when they come in.
If it's Ryobi or some other low tier shit you done messed up. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 7:18:50 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer Dont you have one for your super yacht?  Are contracts for SuperYacht owner 'girlfriends' real? https://youtu.be/tzEGRXjSZKM Edited for bikini pics  |
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