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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:33:26 PM EST
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm still curious what the most expensive hooker looks like, what her services entail and how much she rents for. Do you think there are 100k/day hookers? 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:33:47 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah but I'm not gonna let some dumb hooker ride my dirt bike If she wrecks it I don't get my security deposit back plus she needs to go to the hospital and then I can't plow Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: whiskers yer gonna need to draw up that liability release for riding two up on dirt bikes No they don't get to ride the dirt bikes those are for me They can wait until I'm done That was the deal dude you said idk i'll be drunk and there will be machine guns and dirtbikes and hookers assume that these will all get combined somehow on the strip Yeah but I'm not gonna let some dumb hooker ride my dirt bike If she wrecks it I don't get my security deposit back plus she needs to go to the hospital and then I can't plow (a) this is why you get super hookers plural, and (b) you weed out the uncoordinated ones also (c) who said that the hooker was driving, you drive and give her one of the machine guns |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:34:12 PM EST
[#3]
Met mine the old fashioned way. At work when we were looking to acquire the company she worked for it. She was chief legal officer for the other tech company. Now she is my chief sexy legal officer.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:34:39 PM EST
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted: This is one of many reasons I am scared of hookers Sounds great, doesn't always work. I bet some hookers steal your credit cards and stuff too. hotel room DL under the insole of your left boot cash for the date in an envelope burner phone proton burner email address allegedly. in minecraft. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:35:13 PM EST
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I will also never do cocaine. I get pretty crazy on alcohol which is a depressant so I do not think it's in my best interest to experiment with uppers she don't lie she don't lie cocaine |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:35:25 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: (a) this is why you get super hookers plural, and (b) you weed out the uncoordinated ones also (c) who said that the hooker was driving, you drive and give her one of the machine guns  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:35:37 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There was a message forum thread (not this forum) about 20 years ago now where some dudes went down to panama for a week/weeks/month. They rented this amazing villa and went on this huge coke rampage. They took photos of them eifel towering prostitutes just doing rails on/in everything. It was fucking amazing. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:35:38 PM EST
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: (a) this is why you get super hookers plural, and (b) you weed out the uncoordinated ones also (c) who said that the hooker was driving, you drive and give her one of the machine guns Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: whiskers yer gonna need to draw up that liability release for riding two up on dirt bikes No they don't get to ride the dirt bikes those are for me They can wait until I'm done That was the deal dude you said idk i'll be drunk and there will be machine guns and dirtbikes and hookers assume that these will all get combined somehow on the strip Yeah but I'm not gonna let some dumb hooker ride my dirt bike If she wrecks it I don't get my security deposit back plus she needs to go to the hospital and then I can't plow (a) this is why you get super hookers plural, and (b) you weed out the uncoordinated ones also (c) who said that the hooker was driving, you drive and give her one of the machine guns Spoken like a gentlemen. True |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:35:50 PM EST
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Amateur incall mistake. Only bring in the exact amount of roses negotiated up front. Leave everything else in your car.  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:36:06 PM EST
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: (a) this is why you get super hookers plural, and (b) you weed out the uncoordinated ones also (c) who said that the hooker was driving, you drive and give her one of the machine guns  Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:36:52 PM EST
[#11]
Quote HistoryQuoted: rental cah hotel room DL under the insole of your left boot cash for the date in an envelope burner phone proton burner email address allegedly. in minecraft. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: This is one of many reasons I am scared of hookers Sounds great, doesn't always work. I bet some hookers steal your credit cards and stuff too. hotel room DL under the insole of your left boot cash for the date in an envelope burner phone proton burner email address allegedly. in minecraft. Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:38:25 PM EST
[#12]
And that's an interesting conundrum in itself...
Is it better to have a hooker who you frequent regularly that knows what you're after or is it better to try and catch them all like Pokémon |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:38:54 PM EST
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer allegedly. in mine craft. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:39:13 PM EST
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And that's an interesting conundrum in itself... Is it better to have a hooker who you frequent regularly that knows what you're after or is it better to try and catch them all like Pok mon |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:39:39 PM EST
[#15]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And that's an interesting conundrum in itself... Is it better to have a hooker who you frequent regularly that knows what you're after or is it better to try and catch them all like Pok mon |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:40:10 PM EST
[#16]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: This is one of many reasons I am scared of hookers Sounds great, doesn't always work. I bet some hookers steal your credit cards and stuff too. hotel room DL under the insole of your left boot cash for the date in an envelope burner phone proton burner email address allegedly. in minecraft. Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer this is what the dirt bike test is for |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:41:14 PM EST
[#17]
Quote HistoryQuoted: this is what the dirt bike test is for didn't we have hookergames where the girls were judged on their ability to take a 300 yard shot at an elk, quarter said elk on the side of a mountain during a blizzard, and pack out quarters? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:41:29 PM EST
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: this is what the dirt bike test is for Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This is one of many reasons I am scared of hookers Sounds great, doesn't always work. I bet some hookers steal your credit cards and stuff too. hotel room DL under the insole of your left boot cash for the date in an envelope burner phone proton burner email address allegedly. in minecraft. Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer this is what the dirt bike test is for  
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:41:48 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: @denverdan didn't we have hookergames where the girls were judged on their ability to take a 300 yard shot at an elk, quarter said elk on the side of a mountain during a blizzard, and pack out quarters? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: this is what the dirt bike test is for didn't we have hookergames where the girls were judged on their ability to take a 300 yard shot at an elk, quarter said elk on the side of a mountain during a blizzard, and pack out quarters? SIR THAT WAS MY IDEA |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:42:51 PM EST
[#20]
whiskers
brah read the chapter on prostitution in freakanomics and then start talking to professional girls. you'll learn a lot more than you ever wanted to know. on the other hand comma $800/mo for TYP every other week is a small price to pay for a guy making $250k/yr. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:43:33 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: This is one of many reasons I am scared of hookers Sounds great, doesn't always work. I bet some hookers steal your credit cards and stuff too. hotel room DL under the insole of your left boot cash for the date in an envelope burner phone proton burner email address allegedly. in minecraft. Can you get a hooker on retainer so you don't have to do all that? Like find one that works in your price range that's a good value and just like.... well...put her on hook retainer this is what the dirt bike test is for whatever you do dont google babes on dirt bikes lots of e-thots but in some cases it looks like the engine might be running |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:43:58 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: SIR THAT WAS MY IDEA JLP3: hey, looks like Monica is really struggling down there with the gut hook. let's chopper over to the next ridge and see how Teeter is doing with the final leg of the pack test. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:44:26 PM EST
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah read the chapter on prostitution in freakanomics and then start talking to professional girls. you'll learn a lot more than you ever wanted to know. on the other hand comma $800/mo for TYP every other week is a small price to pay for a guy making $250k/yr. I might as well I guess. I don't think I'll overcome my fears of the many things that can go wrong with the transaction so maybe I will just interview hookers |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:45:17 PM EST
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whatever you do dont google babes on dirt bikes lots of e-thots but in some cases it looks like the engine might be running  y'all ever been with a warrior woman? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:49:12 PM EST
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: whatever you do dont google babes on dirt bikes lots of e-thots but in some cases it looks like the engine might be running y'all ever been with a warrior woman? Too muscular. Women that give you Warrior babies usually play volleyball or basketball |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:51:10 PM EST
[#26]
Do you guys think there are hookers you buy to make you babies?
Like basically you're paying them to bone and then also to carry the child. Similar to livestock you're paying for the pedigree, but not the relationship |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:52:08 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Too muscular. Women that give you Warrior babies usually play volleyball or basketball brah there's a 6'2" italian college volleyball girl i see around town occasionally. we'd be eye to eye in bare feet. it's incredible. i got a six foot tall natural blonde field engineer in WY working for me right now. that awkward moment when we're both like: gotdayum! finally someone who's tall enough for me! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:52:54 PM EST
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah there's a 6'2" italian college volleyball girl i see around town occasionally. we'd be eye to eye in bare feet. it's incredible. i got a six foot tall natural blonde field engineer in WY working for me right now. that awkward moment when we're both like: gotdayum! finally someone who's tall enough for me! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Too muscular. Women that give you Warrior babies usually play volleyball or basketball brah there's a 6'2" italian college volleyball girl i see around town occasionally. we'd be eye to eye in bare feet. it's incredible. i got a six foot tall natural blonde field engineer in WY working for me right now. that awkward moment when we're both like: gotdayum! finally someone who's tall enough for me! Volleyball players are hot AF. I dig slender tall women |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:52:59 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you guys think there are hookers you buy to make you babies? Like basically you're paying them to bone and then also to carry the child. Similar to livestock you're paying for the pedigree, but not the relationship when the time comes i'm going to norway and finland and iceland to shop for 5'9" vikinghookerbabymamas. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:53:55 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Volleyball players are hot AF. I dig slender tall women 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:54:16 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Do you guys think there are hookers you buy to make you babies? Like basically you're paying them to bone and then also to carry the child. Similar to livestock you're paying for the pedigree, but not the relationship this trajectory is going to land you full circle back to the altar if youre not careful especially if vegas is involved, they specialize in this |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:54:31 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: i reckon so. when the time comes i'm going to norway and finland and iceland to shop for 5'9" vikinghookerbabymamas. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you guys think there are hookers you buy to make you babies? Like basically you're paying them to bone and then also to carry the child. Similar to livestock you're paying for the pedigree, but not the relationship when the time comes i'm going to norway and finland and iceland to shop for 5'9" vikinghookerbabymamas. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:54:41 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: this trajectory is going to land you full circle back to the altar if youre not careful especially if vegas is involved, they specialize in this Attached File |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:55:08 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I saw an ad on craigslist where some broke lesbians wanted a kid so they put out an advert for some guy to give one of them the ol' creampie.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:56:17 PM EST
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: this trajectory is going to land you full circle back to the altar if youre not careful especially if vegas is involved, they specialize in this i mean, hes already asking about 100k engagements so |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:56:25 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: some of the professional girl websites let you sort by height & body type. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Volleyball players are hot AF. I dig slender tall women It sounds awesome like a farmers market or like shopping for a new upper but there's just no way I actually do it. Unless i get rich, then I'll pay a female secretary to do it all for me, and I'll probably have like medical screenings and security and stuff But i would have the Mead Hall anyways by then, but those women are not hookers they are servers and they're not to be propositioned |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:57:03 PM EST
[#37]
Quote HistoryQuoted: this trajectory is going to land you full circle back to the altar if youre not careful especially if vegas is involved, they specialize in this Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you guys think there are hookers you buy to make you babies? Like basically you're paying them to bone and then also to carry the child. Similar to livestock you're paying for the pedigree, but not the relationship this trajectory is going to land you full circle back to the altar if youre not careful especially if vegas is involved, they specialize in this I'm never going there though |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:58:19 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I saw an ad on craigslist where some broke lesbians wanted a kid so they put out an advert for some guy to give one of them the ol' creampie. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Do you guys think there are hookers you buy to make you babies? Like basically you're paying them to bone and then also to carry the child. Similar to livestock you're paying for the pedigree, but not the relationship when the time comes i'm going to norway and finland and iceland to shop for 5'9" vikinghookerbabymamas. I worked with an attractive lesbian once and she was paying obscene amounts of money to try and have a kid. I tried to convince her to just screen dudes and do it the old fashioned way but she wasn't interested. I still don't get that. 85 thousand dollars or get boned for free |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 4:59:59 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: It sounds awesome like a farmers market or like shopping for a new upper but there's just no way I actually do it. Unless i get rich, then I'll pay a female secretary to do it all for me, and I'll probably have like medical screenings and security and stuff But i would have the Mead Hall anyways by then, but those women are not hookers they are servers and they're not to be propositioned |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:00:20 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Grinder is what you seek I know a guy who hooked up with a woman on Grinder . Turns she was a couple of months short of her 18th birthday. Long story short he has done 2 years in prison and has 5 and change left to go with no chance of getting out any earlier. They piled on three different charges that could have got him 24years ! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:00:39 PM EST
[#41]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I worked with an attractive lesbian once and she was paying obscene amounts of money to try and have a kid. I tried to convince her to just screen dudes and do it the old fashioned way but she wasn't interested. I still don't get that. 85 thousand dollars or get boned for free |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:02:16 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: bilzerian has a "pussy coordinator." Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: It sounds awesome like a farmers market or like shopping for a new upper but there's just no way I actually do it. Unless i get rich, then I'll pay a female secretary to do it all for me, and I'll probably have like medical screenings and security and stuff But i would have the Mead Hall anyways by then, but those women are not hookers they are servers and they're not to be propositioned Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:02:40 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I know a guy who hooked up with a woman on Grinder . Turns she was a couple of months short of her 18th birthday. Long story short he has done 2 years in prison and has 5 and change left to go with no chance of getting out any earlier. They piled on three different charges that could have got him 24years ! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Grinder is what you seek I know a guy who hooked up with a woman on Grinder . Turns she was a couple of months short of her 18th birthday. Long story short he has done 2 years in prison and has 5 and change left to go with no chance of getting out any earlier. They piled on three different charges that could have got him 24years ! |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:04:24 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous brah i scared the shit out of one of my general foremen last week when i mentioned the part about me and the stripper in portland when i was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and kneeling in front of her and spitting my blood on the floor and telling her that she's gonna need to hit me a lot harder than that if she expects me to feel anything. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:05:19 PM EST
[#45]
If I was that rich I might go the opposite way and just pay to never see women again
Like be an explosives monk who daily drives a compound turbo V12 and carry a Barrett with me everywhere and like build log cabins and fight wolves with my bare hands while distilling whiskey The women would break my concentration. Going the absolute other way to being an explosives monk would be pretty cool |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:05:59 PM EST
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah i scared the shit out of one of my general foremen last week when i mentioned the part about me and the stripper in portland when i was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and kneeling in front of her and spitting my blood on the floor and telling her that she's gonna need to hit me a lot harder than that if she expects me to feel anything. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous brah i scared the shit out of one of my general foremen last week when i mentioned the part about me and the stripper in portland when i was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and kneeling in front of her and spitting my blood on the floor and telling her that she's gonna need to hit me a lot harder than that if she expects me to feel anything. Bro that is too much why don't you just have regular sex like a normal person |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:06:01 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah i scared the shit out of one of my general foremen last week when i mentioned the part about me and the stripper in portland when i was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and kneeling in front of her and spitting my blood on the floor and telling her that she's gonna need to hit me a lot harder than that if she expects me to feel anything. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous brah i scared the shit out of one of my general foremen last week when i mentioned the part about me and the stripper in portland when i was handcuffed with my hands behind my back and kneeling in front of her and spitting my blood on the floor and telling her that she's gonna need to hit me a lot harder than that if she expects me to feel anything. 
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:06:16 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: SIR THAT WAS MY IDEA Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: this is what the dirt bike test is for didn't we have hookergames where the girls were judged on their ability to take a 300 yard shot at an elk, quarter said elk on the side of a mountain during a blizzard, and pack out quarters? SIR THAT WAS MY IDEA And a brilliant idea it was my friend. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:07:23 PM EST
[#49]
HOOKER THREAD
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:08:26 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bro that is too much why don't you just have regular sex like a normal person brah i have very extreme needs.
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