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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:08:31 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HOOKER THREAD ELECTRIC HOOKER THREAD |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:08:54 PM EST
[#2]
Quote HistoryQuoted: HOOKER THREAD Yes we have turned it into that, it’s awesome. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:09:01 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: HOOKER THREAD what would sterling archer do? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:09:21 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah  i have very extreme needs. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Bro that is too much why don't you just have regular sex like a normal person brah i have very extreme needs. Women are for being women If you want to get punched go box or something or just punch a random dude he'll probably fight you |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:09:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The apps are for the top 10% of guys, by women's standards. The rest of us have to impress in person.  Well, I’ll take it. I met a bunch…but, like most women they’re low quality and looking for an ATM. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:10:42 PM EST
[#6]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ELECTRIC HOOKER THREAD you magnificent bastid! you just found my team name for the next lineman's rodeo. ELECTRIC HOOKERS if i can pull this off i'll send you a team shirt.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:10:54 PM EST
[#7]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ELECTRIC HOOKER THREAD Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: HOOKER THREAD ELECTRIC HOOKER THREAD  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:11:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers! you magnificent bastid! you just found my team name for the next lineman's rodeo. ELECTRIC HOOKERS if i can pull this off i'll send you a team shirt. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: ELECTRIC HOOKER THREAD you magnificent bastid! you just found my team name for the next lineman's rodeo. ELECTRIC HOOKERS if i can pull this off i'll send you a team shirt. YES |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:11:44 PM EST
[#9]
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:12:25 PM EST
[#10]
I guess the lineman memes are accurate btw
I have long heard the profession is staffed by insatiable men |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:13:38 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I guess the lineman memes are accurate btw I have long heard the profession is staffed by insatiable men scary part is we keep the grid up so y'all don't freeze to death in the dark in the winter.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:15:19 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: if you only knew what we've done. scary part is we keep the grid up so y'all don't freeze to death in the dark in the winter. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I guess the lineman memes are accurate btw I have long heard the profession is staffed by insatiable men scary part is we keep the grid up so y'all don't freeze to death in the dark in the winter. Don't you guys have groupies like firemen and cops as well? Like women that just live to screw linemen |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:16:20 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Women are for being women If you want to get punched go box or something or just punch a random dude he'll probably fight you brah i had to go for it seeing that this stripper looks exactly like the 5'9" dirty inkie single mother in WY save for sharper facial features, a coke habit, and some sport fuckin' in her cah in the pahkin' lot before work.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:16:48 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't you guys have groupies like firemen and cops as well? Like women that just live to screw linemen or so i've heard |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:17:20 PM EST
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:18:42 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: bucket bunnies or so i've heard Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Don't you guys have groupies like firemen and cops as well? Like women that just live to screw linemen or so i've heard Us poor substation guy’s never get the fun stuff. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:19:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Us poor substation guy's never get the fun stuff. cops have "badge bunnies" cowboys have "buckle bunnies" |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:19:48 PM EST
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Well this has been a very interesting thread
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:20:45 PM EST
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I'm still curious what the most expensive hooker looks like, what her services entail and how much she rents for. Do you think there are 100k/day hookers? In minecraft, there are recognizable A/B-list actresses available for dates, and that's around the amount expected. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:21:51 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Well this has been a very interesting thread brah the only thing keeping me going is the idea of someday having enough money to have a harem of hot young lesbians to put up firewood for me at the ranch whilst i'm recreating "alanis morisette day" from deadpool with steph chung in the main ranch house and paying alimony to leanbeefpatty.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:22:51 PM EST
[#21]
Quote HistoryQuoted: In minecraft, there are recognizable A/B-list actresses available for dates, and that's around the amount expected. allegedly. in minecraft. as the great warrior poet joe stalin once mused: quantity has a quality all its own. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:22:57 PM EST
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: ELECTRIC HOOKERS LOCAL 87 Quote HistoryQuoted: ELECTRIC HOOKERS LOCAL 87 there is a shit ton of static electricity involved in hooking let me tell you, as soon as you bring a whirly to the party |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:23:00 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In minecraft, there are recognizable A/B-list actresses available for dates, and that's around the amount expected. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I'm still curious what the most expensive hooker looks like, what her services entail and how much she rents for. Do you think there are 100k/day hookers? In minecraft, there are recognizable A/B-list actresses available for dates, and that's around the amount expected. No kidding? That's kinda odd, I wonder about their hookernomics. I mean they probably do okay for themselves so why hook? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:23:18 PM EST
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I met my wife in 1985. Married 1987. The killer app back then was FTFinabar.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:23:47 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah the only thing keeping me going is the idea of someday having enough money to have a harem of hot young lesbians to put up firewood for me at the ranch whilst i'm recreating "alanis morisette day" from deadpool with steph chung in the main ranch house and paying alimony to leanbeefpatty. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1188589.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Well this has been a very interesting thread brah the only thing keeping me going is the idea of someday having enough money to have a harem of hot young lesbians to put up firewood for me at the ranch whilst i'm recreating "alanis morisette day" from deadpool with steph chung in the main ranch house and paying alimony to leanbeefpatty. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1188589.jpg Lesbians by definition do not appreciate the penis though |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:24:32 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: No kidding? That's kinda odd, I wonder about their hookernomics. I mean they probably do okay for themselves so why hook?
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:24:46 PM EST
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking Holy shit  I cackled like a retard at this. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:24:56 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, $100k would get me 100 seshes with $1000 professional girls or 200 seshes with $500 professional girls. allegedly. in minecraft. as the great warrior poet joe stalin once mused: quantity has a quality all its own. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: In minecraft, there are recognizable A/B-list actresses available for dates, and that's around the amount expected. allegedly. in minecraft. as the great warrior poet joe stalin once mused: quantity has a quality all its own. Is there a big difference between 500 and 1k girls? What about 1k vs 2k? Where does the price vs quality start to not adequately return on investment? |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:26:00 PM EST
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lesbians by definition do not appreciate the penis though however comma i work with a bunch of lesbians and it seems like they periodically take a break from being lesbians only. i suspect even lesbians tire of the drama at some point and want to go back to men. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:27:56 PM EST
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: correctamundo. however comma i work with a bunch of lesbians and it seems like they periodically take a break from being lesbians only. i suspect even lesbians tire of the drama at some point and want to go back to men. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Lesbians by definition do not appreciate the penis though however comma i work with a bunch of lesbians and it seems like they periodically take a break from being lesbians only. i suspect even lesbians tire of the drama at some point and want to go back to men. Yeah i was trying to help a dude I never met with that lesbian girl. I mean you gotta feel really awesome about yourself if you are a dude and get a lesbian going. You'd be like "Yeah i reckon I turn gay women straight again" |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:28:10 PM EST
[#31]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Is there a big difference between 500 and 1k girls? What about 1k vs 2k? Where does the price vs quality start to not adequately return on investment? oh oh i'm visualizing a graph on the white board y-axis = price x-axis = quality JLP3 to whiskers: SIR SOMEHOW WE MUsT OPTIMIZE THIS GODDAMN PRICE VS QUALITY EQUATION note: all i can say mr. whiskers is i like Latinas.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:28:41 PM EST
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yeah i was trying to help a dude I never met with that lesbian girl. I mean you gotta feel really awesome about yourself if you are a dude and get a lesbian going. You'd be like "Yeah i reckon I turn gay women straight again" |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:29:20 PM EST
[#33]
Quote HistoryQuoted: oh oh oh i'm visualizing a graph on the white board y-axis = price x-axis = quality JLP3 to whiskers: SIR SOMEHOW WE MUsT OPTIMIZE THIS GODDAMN PRICE VS QUALITY EQUATION note: all i can say mr. whiskers is i like Latinas. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is there a big difference between 500 and 1k girls? What about 1k vs 2k? Where does the price vs quality start to not adequately return on investment? oh oh i'm visualizing a graph on the white board y-axis = price x-axis = quality JLP3 to whiskers: SIR SOMEHOW WE MUsT OPTIMIZE THIS GODDAMN PRICE VS QUALITY EQUATION note: all i can say mr. whiskers is i like Latinas. Bro that is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. I really really want someone to break down hookernomics into data points. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:30:30 PM EST
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bro that is EXACTLY what I'm talking about. I really really want someone to break down hookernomics into data points.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:31:24 PM EST
[#35]
whiskers
brah i also have a soft spot for Snow Whites.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:31:37 PM EST
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: sir, $100k would get me 100 seshes with $1000 professional girls or 200 seshes with $500 professional girls. allegedly. in minecraft. as the great warrior poet joe stalin once mused: quantity has a quality all its own. I'm certainly not making any recommendations, just answering the question that 50-100K does indeed exist, if you know the right people and get on the right lists. (As an aside, apparently this is a not-uncommon kink the actresses themselves have, some kind of twisted ego boost.) |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:31:37 PM EST
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If we did this we could also help the hookers and the John's.
"Hooker you are clearly overvaluing yourself in the current market. Peak earnings for your data points would be at a lower rate" "Hooker, you are undervaluing your services. You could make more with less clients, check out these graphs" "Hello sir, the best value in today's hooker market can be found right here (points to graph) " |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:31:49 PM EST
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah i also have a soft spot for Snow Whites. What is that |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:32:37 PM EST
[#39]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think part of it is you get to know if you're banging a more expensive hooker she hasn't been infested by the poors For the rich and famous, they are probably buying a lot of secrecy with that price, She knows not to speak about or post anywhere about whatever was done. Probably even if someone else was killed, if that was your fetish |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:32:49 PM EST
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: oh oh oh i'm visualizing a graph on the white board y-axis = price x-axis = quality JLP3 to whiskers: SIR SOMEHOW WE MUsT OPTIMIZE THIS GODDAMN PRICE VS QUALITY EQUATION note: all i can say mr. whiskers is i like Latinas. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Is there a big difference between 500 and 1k girls? What about 1k vs 2k? Where does the price vs quality start to not adequately return on investment? oh oh i'm visualizing a graph on the white board y-axis = price x-axis = quality JLP3 to whiskers: SIR SOMEHOW WE MUsT OPTIMIZE THIS GODDAMN PRICE VS QUALITY EQUATION note: all i can say mr. whiskers is i like Latinas.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:33:01 PM EST
[#41]
whiskers
brah whilst optimizing this equation i'll be smoking Marlboro Reds and looking like i was up all night trying to solve a murder. couple months ago i was officially banned from having more than four cups of coffee before the 0700 morning meeting for this exact reason.  |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:33:49 PM EST
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: If we did this we could also help the hookers and the John's. "Hooker you are clearly overvaluing yourself in the current market. Peak earnings for your data points would be at a lower rate" "Hooker, you are undervaluing your services. You could make more with less clients, check out these graphs" "Hello sir, the best value in today's hooker market can be found right here (points to graph) " whiskers & JLP3 and associates. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:34:00 PM EST
[#43]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $1000 should get it done nicely. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Oh that makes sense. Even though it's stupid. So what's the rate for simply quality without bragging rights? Like just "damn that is a quality hooker" I've seen some real super hookers in Bangkok, Costa Rica, Macau, Romania, Prague, and Shanghai. Bonus points go to Macau for some truly unreal talent from Russia and mainland China. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:34:12 PM EST
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What is that blue eyes pale skin |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:34:24 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: For the rich and famous, they are probably buying a lot of secrecy with that price, She knows not to speak about or post anywhere about whatever was done. Probably even if someone else was killed, if that was your fetish Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I think part of it is you get to know if you're banging a more expensive hooker she hasn't been infested by the poors For the rich and famous, they are probably buying a lot of secrecy with that price, She knows not to speak about or post anywhere about whatever was done. Probably even if someone else was killed, if that was your fetish Man that's messed up. Why can't people just enjoy regular sex |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:35:07 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: whiskers brah whilst optimizing this equation i'll be smoking Marlboro Reds and looking like i was up all night trying to solve a murder. couple months ago i was officially banned from having more than four cups of coffee before the 0700 morning meeting for this exact reason. I miss smoking so much bro. I think about smoking every day |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:35:20 PM EST
[#47]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The idea of renting a human being is hilarious to me Hello woman I would like to rent ur body plz It is for my friend the penis What is ur current rate for parking Wouldn't this be more like 'practicing parallel parking'. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:35:23 PM EST
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Lesbians by definition do not appreciate the penis though Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Well this has been a very interesting thread brah the only thing keeping me going is the idea of someday having enough money to have a harem of hot young lesbians to put up firewood for me at the ranch whilst i'm recreating "alanis morisette day" from deadpool with steph chung in the main ranch house and paying alimony to leanbeefpatty. https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/full/1188589.jpg Lesbians by definition do not appreciate the penis though ETA: All skinny Latinas in their 20s. Not large marge in a Mack truck dykes. |
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:35:32 PM EST
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Quote HistoryQuoted: $1000 would get things done real nice outside of the US. I've seen some real super hookers in Bangkok, Costa Rica, Macau, Romania, Prague, and Shanghai. Bonus points go to Macau for some truly unreal talent from Russia and mainland China. have only been to canadia for work and there were no good canadian ballets where i was working. i am legit bidding a job in Detroit just so i can sneak across to the canadian ballet in windsor.
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Posted: 2/26/2023 5:36:06 PM EST
[#50]
Quote HistoryQuoted: $1000 would get things done real nice outside of the US. I've seen some real super hookers in Bangkok, Costa Rica, Macau, Romania, Prague, and Shanghai. Bonus points go to Macau for some truly unreal talent from Russia and mainland China. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Oh that makes sense. Even though it's stupid. So what's the rate for simply quality without bragging rights? Like just "damn that is a quality hooker" I've seen some real super hookers in Bangkok, Costa Rica, Macau, Romania, Prague, and Shanghai. Bonus points go to Macau for some truly unreal talent from Russia and mainland China. They can't be a super hooker for $1,000 They can be really hot and a good value though. Super hooker by definition is super expensive |
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