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Link Posted: 11/28/2023 1:08:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 351wsl:
I've always thought that one was easy to understand.
I imagine it went something like this.

Joe: I'm hungry because I live in this barren, cold place.  I think I'll try this shark meat. (Dies)
Jack: Damn, I'm not eating that.  I'll throw it outside.

30 days later...

Jack: I'm hungry because I haven't eaten in 30 days.  I think I'll try that shark meat outside. (Doesn't die)

I mean, that's basically what Shackleton and his men did when stranded in Anartica.  They ate the good parts of penguins and threw the rest in a pile.  When they ran out of penguins to eat, they'd go scrounge in the pile.  Penguin intestines probably taste better when you're starving.  
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Hey, Joe ate Polar Bear liver and died a horrific death.
Lets throw that shit out then.
(30 days later)
I'm starving, anyone want bear liver?
uuhh, no I'm good.
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 2:45:40 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Clovis_Chitwood:
I'm doubtful, but perhaps the spark is still there

THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
by Rudyard Kipling


It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.


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Originally Posted By Clovis_Chitwood:
Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot:
Originally Posted By Enzo300:
The mood is changing. "We desolate continents".

I wish to heaven she were correct
I'm doubtful, but perhaps the spark is still there

THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
by Rudyard Kipling


It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy -- willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddently bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.




FYI, that’s not the poem Kipling wrote. His was “The Beginnings”, and the word “Saxon” in the version you posted is actually “the English”.
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I don't understand, would libs find this contentious?

Speaking of which, this morning on the news there was a story about neo-Nazis protesting outside of a Dallas synagogue this weekend. In the pics, I saw only three dudes and a Nazi flag, but nonetheless it made the news. It made me wonder, what if those three losers were wearing Palestinian keffiyehs? Seems to be happening everywhere else in the world, don't they see the connection?
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 10:42:22 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By @diggerwolf:

I don't understand, would libs find this contentious?

Speaking of which, this morning on the news there was a story about neo-Nazis protesting outside of a Dallas synagogue this weekend. In the pics, I saw only three dudes and a Nazi flag, but nonetheless it made the news. It made me wonder, what if those three losers were wearing Palestinian keffiyehs? Seems to be happening everywhere else in the world, don't they see the connection?
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Originally Posted By diggerwolf:

I don't understand, would libs find this contentious?

Speaking of which, this morning on the news there was a story about neo-Nazis protesting outside of a Dallas synagogue this weekend. In the pics, I saw only three dudes and a Nazi flag, but nonetheless it made the news. It made me wonder, what if those three losers were wearing Palestinian keffiyehs? Seems to be happening everywhere else in the world, don't they see the connection?
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Of course they would. If the nearly universal societal hatred for the Swastika, and anyone bearing it, were applied to the sickle and hammer?  Shit, now I need a meme...

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Link Posted: 11/28/2023 12:26:06 PM EDT
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The one on the left is the enemy of the one on the right. Should just let them fight each other. Might be a whole different world.
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 1:46:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Meerkatze:
Meet our current Secretary of Edumacation. Another dumbass.  

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Democrats' desire to be simultaneously both absolutely incompetent and absolutely corrupt is so strong it could create a singularity.
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 3:22:16 PM EDT
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Muskie deleted his Xweet.


Link Posted: 11/28/2023 4:49:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By diggerwolf:

I don't understand, would libs find this contentious?

Speaking of which, this morning on the news there was a story about neo-Nazis protesting outside of a Dallas synagogue this weekend. In the pics, I saw only three dudes and a Nazi flag, but nonetheless it made the news. It made me wonder, what if those three losers were wearing Palestinian keffiyehs? Seems to be happening everywhere else in the world, don't they see the connection?
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Originally Posted By diggerwolf:

I don't understand, would libs find this contentious?

Speaking of which, this morning on the news there was a story about neo-Nazis protesting outside of a Dallas synagogue this weekend. In the pics, I saw only three dudes and a Nazi flag, but nonetheless it made the news. It made me wonder, what if those three losers were wearing Palestinian keffiyehs? Seems to be happening everywhere else in the world, don't they see the connection?


Weird thing was the flag holder looked Hispanic
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 4:56:33 PM EDT
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It'd be funnier if some of mine hadn't decided they didn't like the look of the islet cells in my pancreas and wiped them out to a man.

Blue on blue I guess.
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 5:14:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RSG:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAB1xikWwAAJefC?format=jpg&name=900x900
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fuuuuu, did X censor thier own boss?
cause I cant open that x link now
Link Posted: 11/28/2023 5:30:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kozaki:

Muskie deleted his Xweet.


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Originally Posted By kozaki:
Originally Posted By RSG:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAB1xikWwAAJefC?format=jpg&name=900x900

Muskie deleted his Xweet.



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Didn't he just finish his Israel apology tour?

Maybe he's having second thoughts about tweeting.
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Climate Affects Gender – The WEF Says So!
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My .sig coming true



Another meta joke, I wonder if his/her/its middle initial is N.  Poor guy can't even get his name as a username on Arf.
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I thought that looked familiar.  Here's the original and I think this came from National Lampoon:

Link Posted: 11/29/2023 1:52:43 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Scott-S6:

If you're brave enough.
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:
Originally Posted By gearsmithy:
Originally Posted By spidey07:


Chamber flag blocking the bolt?  

Could be a saf-t-round (ejectable chamber flag).

https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/03/0b/a1/030ba13d0f6e4ec704729d1a7273523f.jpg

That's actually pretty cool!

If you're brave enough.


I want to make so many jokes!
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 1:57:47 AM EDT
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Would I have to sport the fake chin, too? That's all I can look at anymore.
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 2:15:38 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kozaki:

Muskie deleted his Xweet.


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Originally Posted By kozaki:
Originally Posted By RSG:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAB1xikWwAAJefC?format=jpg&name=900x900

Muskie deleted his Xweet.




What was it?
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 10:41:15 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By posifour11:


What was it?
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Originally Posted By posifour11:
Originally Posted By kozaki:
Originally Posted By RSG:


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GAB1xikWwAAJefC?format=jpg&name=900x900

Muskie deleted his Xweet.




What was it?


pizzagate stuff.

Link Posted: 11/29/2023 1:59:37 PM EDT
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Olbermann always did come across as a kiddie diddler.

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Lady Ballers | Official Trailer




I cancelled groomers + so I have extra money for a new streaming service.....
Link Posted: 11/29/2023 5:34:15 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By BB868:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2MzGtmaJ0



I cancelled groomers + so I have extra money for a new streaming service.....
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I'd prefer those fucktards put those movies on a real streaming service to expand their audience.
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Oh, thanks. I'm going STRAIGHT to hell.

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Originally Posted By APPARITION:

I'd prefer those fucktards put those movies on a real streaming service to expand their audience.
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Originally Posted By BB868:
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I cancelled groomers + so I have extra money for a new streaming service.....

I'd prefer those fucktards put those movies on a real streaming service to expand their audience.


They spent a ton of money making a movie no one else would and are streaming it on the only service that will allow it.  I’m sure they would like nothing better than a wider audience for the film.  If it does well there’s a good chancE for Elon to show it on X…
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