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FJB247 Member Joined Mar 2021 Posts 1940 EE 100% (9) FL, USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 7:56:10 PM EDT [#1] Ownage Attached File

rcav8r Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 15332 EE 0% (0) WI, USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:03:52 PM EDT [#2] Quote History Originally Posted By FJB247: Ownagehttps://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/542426/1000003309_jpg-3044337.JPG View Quote Not when you post it twice in a row.
	"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree. Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks

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Posted: 11/29/2023 8:17:07 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By RSG:

Inflation is falling.
Groceries and gas are cheaper.
Wages are rising.

Democrats' economic policies are working.

Rather than try to cut Social Security to pay for tax breaks to the ultrawealthy, Republicans should join us in our efforts that actually help working families.
Tammy Duckworth (@SenDuckworth) November 15, 2023

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I was going to say something terrible, but I won't/.

She's evil, and a useful idiot, but I won't go there

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23379 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:27:20 PM EDT [#4] Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23380 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:28:41 PM EDT [#5] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23381 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:29:51 PM EDT [#6] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

dedreckon Member Joined Mar 2010 Posts 10533 EE 100% (1) USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:49:29 PM EDT [#7] Quote History Originally Posted By uxo2: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/84273/20231128_165010_jpg-3044376.JPG View Quote Turns out the kid is an Indian

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23382 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:54:55 PM EDT [#8] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

kar98k My Avatar is Staring at You. Joined Sep 2005 Posts 31633 EE 100% (47) TX, USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 8:59:27 PM EDT [Last Edit: kar98k] [#9] Quote History Originally Posted By dedreckon: Turns out the kid is an Indian View Quote . at least as much of one as Cher or Liz .
	If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23383 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 9:03:58 PM EDT [#10] Quote History Originally Posted By @dedreckon: Turns out the kid is an Indian View Quote I know But I couldn't find a meme about it... So. Attached File Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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Posted: 11/29/2023 9:04:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By kar98k:
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at least as much of one as Cher or Liz
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Originally Posted By dedreckon:

Turns out the kid is an Indian

.
at least as much of one as Cher or Liz
.

If the GOP or right media was smart, they would be planting bait outrages like this all the time.

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 9622 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 11/29/2023 9:24:06 PM EDT [#12] Attached File
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

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Posted: 11/29/2023 10:07:32 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By APPARITION:

I'd prefer those fucktards put those movies on a real streaming service to expand their audience.

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Originally Posted By BB868:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py2MzGtmaJ0

I cancelled groomers + so I have extra money for a new streaming service.....

I'd prefer those fucktards put those movies on a real streaming service to expand their audience.

Well you can hear it right from the horse's mouth as he explains why they can't.

We Made the Movie Hollywood Wouldn’t | Jeremy Boreing on the @PBDPodcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FUt9BzLIOs

Daily Wire Launches LADY BALLERS, Leftists LOSE IT Over New Comedy With Jeremy Boreing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7D22YdophuM

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23385 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 12:01:00 AM EDT [#14] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

AJ-IN-JAX Get the F*%# away from my coffee!! Joined Dec 2005 Posts 43567 EE 0% (0) FL, USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 6:47:46 AM EDT [#15] Attached File Please tell me this is real.
	"Because free men will never consent to give up the means of defending their liberties." ---- XBONE: AJ in JAX

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 50981 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 12:49:49 PM EDT [#16]
	Always blame autocorrect.

KaerMorhenResident Member Joined Sep 2020 Posts 8393 EE 100% (1) MI, USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 12:53:38 PM EDT [Last Edit: KaerMorhenResident] [#17] Quote History Originally Posted By Leisure_Shoot: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/46582/406321157_650827020555946_20848577322524-3044916.jpg View Quote That's the most fictitious part of that whole film.

uglygun Joined Nov 2000 Posts 39395 EE 0% (0) CA, USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 1:13:29 PM EDT [#18] Quote History Originally Posted By AJ-IN-JAX: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/86739/FB_IMG_1701341214638_jpg-3044709.JPG Please tell me this is real. View Quote More like "scale not rated for livestock"

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Posted: 11/30/2023 1:38:07 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By uglygun:

More like "scale not rated for livestock"

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Originally Posted By uglygun:

Originally Posted By AJ-IN-JAX:
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Please tell me this is real.

More like "scale not rated for livestock"

This is necessary:

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39333 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 2:45:41 PM EDT [#20] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

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Posted: 11/30/2023 4:44:04 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By uxo2:

I know
But I couldn't find a meme about it...
So.

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Originally Posted By uxo2:

Originally Posted By @dedreckon:

Turns out the kid is an Indian

I know
But I couldn't find a meme about it...
So.

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OUTRAGED Chiefs Fan And Father REFUSE To Accept Apology After Being Smeared As RACIST By WOKE Writer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qeM_Tk49UA

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23386 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 6:54:01 PM EDT [#22] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Uwohali_Agadoli Joined Apr 2023 Posts 48 EE 0% (0) OK, USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 11:08:47 PM EDT [#23] Quote History Originally Posted By kar98k: . at least as much of one as Cher or Liz . View Quote What makes the red man red?

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23389 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 11/30/2023 11:31:22 PM EDT [#24] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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Posted: 11/30/2023 11:53:35 PM EDT

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Ronny D with the coup de poo on Newsome

This is a map of San Francisco. There’s a lot of plots on that. You may be asking ‘what is that plotting?’

This is an app where they plot the human feces that are found on the streets of San Francisco.

That is what has happened in one of the previous greatest cities this… pic.twitter.com/otOz7dQxei
Ron DeSantis (@RonDeSantis) December 1, 2023

mPisi

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Posted: 12/1/2023 12:55:18 AM EDT

[#26]

Natalist conference starts tomorrow. New children's book announced:
https://steader.substack.com/p/the-first-ever-natalist-kids-book

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(I'm looking forward to the sequel that I hope gets made: My Culture Is The Best (If there was a better one, I'd be doing that instead))
and the companion workbook:
Helping you Appropriate My Culture, Because It's The Best And You Should Do It Too

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi

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Posted: 12/1/2023 1:14:05 AM EDT

[#27]

Imagine you become the ruler of a country

And your most imperative goal is to fill it with foreigners as fast as possible

With the end goal of ensuring the current majority population becomes a minority before the century is done

What would you assume motivates such a leader?
Nando that Noticed (@QuetzalPhoenix) November 30, 2023

Hoe Math 201: Beyond the Basics

pic.twitter.com/g7fHVa4jiF
— Cyber Siciliann\uD83E\uDD34\uD83C\uDDFA\uD83C\uDDF8 (@CyberSiciliann) November 30, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi

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Posted: 12/1/2023 9:59:55 AM EDT

[#28]

Props to our glorious overlords for a rare humorous but not trying too hard corporate video

@baron_von_savant with some unreal examples of how to install detents during #AR15 builds rather than launching them into the stratosphere...and he does it blindfolded AND from the three point line!

Get more advice from Caleb here: https://t.co/eMjj3YKhsq #brownells #guns pic.twitter.com/SZpjmsR5pm
— Brownells, Inc. (@BrownellsInc) December 1, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi Asymptomatic Death Joined Jul 2001 Posts 9635 EE 100% (265) TX, USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 10:26:11 AM EDT [#29] The real AI disaster will have us die if cringe, not nanomites https://t.co/xsIPRR30HF — O?ULTRA XP\uD83E\uDDFF (@0K_ultra) December 1, 2023
	"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6 "On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

mPisi

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Posted: 12/1/2023 2:37:25 PM EDT

[#30]

LOL

The Israeli apartheid occupation blockade of Gaza is so brutal that Palestinians can't even afford realistic-looking dolls for their propaganda videos https://t.co/89uOvNN9HI
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) December 1, 2023

Once upon a time, Americans dreamed of going to the moon and beyond. Now they dream of being able to leave a bike unattended while they grab a coffee. https://t.co/C5fBpTjiBZ
RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) December 1, 2023

the obsession with "height" in le discourse is a product of the phenomenon of women being picked up less, because they are, as a group, getting fatter pic.twitter.com/cbB4OBaAW0
garfieldbot (@robertlasagna1) December 1, 2023

Avg woman dating is fatter, older, less feminine, has longer sexual history than she would’ve 30 yrs ago.

Avg man dating is less masculine, less competent, & less charming (decline in IRL talk) than he would be 30 yrs ago.

We are quite literally less attractive to each other. https://t.co/i5lvDi1gjk
— Inez Stepman ??\uD83D\uDD34?? (@InezFeltscher) December 1, 2023

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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

bodybagger Member Joined Nov 2007 Posts 15291 EE 100% (15) TN, USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 2:53:32 PM EDT [#31] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: LOL The Israeli apartheid occupation blockade of Gaza is so brutal that Palestinians can't even afford realistic-looking dolls for their propaganda videos https://t.co/89uOvNN9HI — John Hayward (@Doc_0) December 1, 2023 [/url] View Quote Where's Lon Horiuchi when you actually need him?
	I think one of the major problems with America today is not enough families sit down to a big plate of squirrels momma just fried up.

broken_reticle Member Joined Aug 2009 Posts 25511 EE 100% (2) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 2:57:26 PM EDT [#32] Quote History Originally Posted By bodybagger: Where's Lon Horiuchi when you actually need him? View Quote He is only interested in the innocent.
	#DIV/0!

Saddler Joined May 2009 Posts 9668 EE 93% (14) GBR	Posted: 12/1/2023 3:39:30 PM EDT [#33] Quote History Originally Posted By mPisi: Attached File View Quote The sign would have had a bigger impact if they'd used the local indigenous alphabet, ya know, Arabic

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Posted: 12/1/2023 4:19:04 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By mPisi:

Once upon a time, Americans dreamed of going to the moon and beyond. Now they dream of being able to leave a bike unattended while they grab a coffee. https://t.co/C5fBpTjiBZ
RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) December 1, 2023

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Well to be fair, in Singapore they don't suffer fools, I'm sure the punishment for stealing that bike is having your arm chopped off.

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Posted: 12/1/2023 5:34:33 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By BB868:

Well to be fair, in Singapore they don't suffer fools, I'm sure the punishment for stealing that bike is having your arm chopped off.

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Originally Posted By mPisi:

Once upon a time, Americans dreamed of going to the moon and beyond. Now they dream of being able to leave a bike unattended while they grab a coffee. https://t.co/C5fBpTjiBZ
RAW EGG NATIONALIST (@Babygravy9) December 1, 2023

Well to be fair, in Singapore they don't suffer fools, I'm sure the punishment for stealing that bike is having your arm chopped off.

It's not a Muslim country. But they don't fuck about. Even very small thefts will get prison time if it's not your first offense. Multiple years for petty shoplifting is a thing.

Silver_Jones Joined Jul 2019 Posts 215 EE 100% (3) MO, USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 7:54:46 PM EDT [#36]

mPisi

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Posted: 12/1/2023 8:01:38 PM EDT

[#37]

As a regime-supporting minority and immigrant American, at this point I can only encourage all Federal government divisions, especially law enforcement, to bolster their own DEI programs.

Tonya Odom broke barriers at the #FBI as its first chief diversity officer. From establishing the Office of #Diversity and Inclusion to advocating for updates to our core values, she has transformed the Bureau. You could too. Apply today. #FBIJobs https://t.co/qQUnt1Qali pic.twitter.com/XJdq6qPHtp
FBIJobs (@FBIJobs) December 1, 2023

"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6

"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP

shocktrp Let's go Brandon Joined Jan 2004 Posts 39334 EE 100% (1) NY, USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 8:31:41 PM EDT [#38] Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File
	There will always be an 82d Airborne Division because it lives in the hearts of men and somewhere young men will dare the challenge to "stand up and hook up" and know that moment of pride and strength which is its reward

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Posted: 12/1/2023 8:34:36 PM EDT

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Originally Posted By Scott-S6:

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It's not a Muslim country. But they don't fuck about. Even very small thefts will get prison time if it's not your first offense. Multiple years for petty shoplifting is a thing.

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Don't forget they hang people for having more than a very small amount of drugs.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23391 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 9:24:26 PM EDT [#40] Attached File Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23392 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 9:52:57 PM EDT [#41] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23393 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 10:07:07 PM EDT [#42] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

Leisure_Shoot Int'l Shooter of Leisure Joined Nov 2003 Posts 51005 EE 0% (0) OH, USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:09:20 PM EDT [Last Edit: Leisure_Shoot] [#43] one small trick Site Staff hate
	Always blame autocorrect.

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23394 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:35:33 PM EDT [#44] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23395 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:36:18 PM EDT [#45] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23396 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:37:02 PM EDT [#46] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23397 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:37:28 PM EDT [#47] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23398 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:37:57 PM EDT [#48] Attached File
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uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23399 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:38:18 PM EDT [#49] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

uxo2 Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 23400 EE 100% (171) USA	Posted: 12/1/2023 11:38:48 PM EDT [#50] Attached File
	Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier. One died for your soul; the other for your freedom. George Patton

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