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Posted: 10/9/2022 6:17:35 AM EDT
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I'd rather shit behind the barn on a cold morning than use that.
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Posted: 10/9/2022 6:41:09 AM EDT
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https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/522423/ASIAN_TOILET-2556565.jpg. Wait until you walk into a public toilet here in Asia and see this.  . [/qute] I'm fucking dying here. Why. Are those turd grabbers on the bar lol |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 7:29:34 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/522423/ASIAN_TOILET-2556565.jpg. Wait until you walk into a public toilet here in Asia and see this. . What the hell are there tongs for! |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 7:51:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: That they got right. Doesn’t matter which way the roll goes on end. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted:  The shit paper is dispensed on-end too  ...That they got right. Doesn’t matter which way the roll goes on end. lol... |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 7:59:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The US is superior… to avoid the plop splash you simply lay 3 squares of toilet paper floating on the top, which eliminates the plop splash into your butthole, and you get no walls to scrape. @REALM +1 The only danger with the toilet paper is it can impede the complete flushing in lower flow toilets. Public toilets tend to be higher flow so it usually isn’t a problem. |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 7:59:57 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the hell are there tongs for! |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 8:00:36 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: The US is superior… to avoid the plop splash you simply lay 3 squares of toilet paper floating on the top, which eliminates the plop splash into your butthole, and you get no walls to scrape. This is known as the “poo parachute”. Also useful for porta shitters so you don’t kerpkunk one and get the devils juice blown back at your brown eye. |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 8:00:48 AM EDT
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So you get to smell shit while shitting? Gross. Keep the shit underwater and make things more tolerable.
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Posted: 10/9/2022 8:17:02 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:…Btw, "turd shelf" is low enough that your nuts will not get dragged over the turd itself. The workaround for US toilets is to drop some toilet paper first, so you don't get splashed  .Let me guess, you must be under 35 years old aren’t you? It’s a thing man |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 9:15:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Now do 3rd World toilets https://signbizgroup.com.au/shoponline/765-large_default/bathroom-do-not-stand-on-toilet.jpg This whole thread just makes me think of Afghanistan. ANA always standing on the toilet lids in the burn shitters at the outposts and those nasty poop streaked European toilets at our larger FOB. Worst part was that they didn't want us flushing the paper down so we'd drop a deuce and throw the paper in a big ol commercial trash can next to the terlet. Smelled awesome in there. Scrap yard boss must have had a problem with recent immigrants: note on stall doors "please do not throw used toilet paper on the floor." Is that a thing in south of the (US) border? |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 9:39:29 AM EDT
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Peeing in that thing would suck unless you sit down. It would hit that mid deck and splash all over
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Posted: 10/9/2022 9:40:47 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: False. You ride those like a motorcycle. This provides ready access to the controls.  Attached File |
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Posted: 10/9/2022 9:50:23 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: What the hell are there tongs for!
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Posted: 10/9/2022 9:51:28 AM EDT
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On my high school trip to Europe we got to experience the shelf toilet in Germany. One night in our hotel my buddy was on the phone in the room as I duked in the bathroom. I hovered over the water section in front of the shelf and the turd made the loudest "KURPLUNK" sound Ive ever heard. My friend outside the door started screaming that his girl on the phone heard it through the door. I died laughing.
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Posted: 10/9/2022 9:53:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/522423/ASIAN_TOILET-2556565.jpg. Wait until you walk into a public toilet here in Asia and see this. . |
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