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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:44:59 PM EDT
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That’s exactly what the sharks (and giant squid) want you to think!!
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Theyre a little less stealthy in Hawaii
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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:45:58 PM EDT
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Or just avoid them.

Don't want to get shot, don't come into my living room. See how this works?
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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:50:53 PM EDT
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"I'll work the gas & brakes, you steer"
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:51:27 PM EDT
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Supposedly there have been bull sharks sighted in the Mississippi river as far north as St Louis.

I spent a lot of time on the river south of memphis but the scariest thing I ever saw were big assed gar.
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 8:51:28 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 10/29/2019 9:13:58 PM EDT
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Bull shark was reported in a submerged truck in one of the great lakes. Truck broke thru the ice, sank, salvage crew went to retrieve truck and a bull was found inside..
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 9:19:45 PM EDT
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Bull shark was reported in a submerged truck in one of the great lakes. Truck broke thru the ice, sank, salvage crew went to retrieve truck and a bull was found inside..
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If the bull shark had figured out how to start the truck and operate a manual shift, I think the food chain would have gotten a serious shake-up.
Link Posted: 10/29/2019 9:33:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/7/2019 3:43:46 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 11/7/2019 3:48:54 PM EDT
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I have a deal with fire and sharks I don’t fuk with them and they don’t painfully destroy my body ,has worked  well for me so far
Link Posted: 11/7/2019 3:57:52 PM EDT
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"Tourist area" huh? I saw a show where people were getting bit by sharks and there was a weird pattern.

People were having their ass cheeks bitten off. No shit.

Turns out a dive operation was feeding sharks to entertain the tourist divers and they would pull fish from a bag at their waist (hanging down by their butts) to feed the sharks.

Pretty smart if you ask me that the sharks learned to associate the human derriere with tasty treats!
Link Posted: 11/7/2019 4:04:44 PM EDT
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I'll always regret not diving in Monterey while I was there. But the combo of no drysuit and mildly regular problems with great whites while I was there I passed.

I'd feel more comfortable diving great barrier cause at least there's visibility and less surprises.
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I'm not a diver, but we did mess around a couple times snorkeling there. Had a plan to GTFO immediately if all the seals suddenly vanished.

Was there 97'-98' and yes, somebody did get hit by a white shark just a few miles from where we snorkeled during that time.
Link Posted: 11/7/2019 4:11:34 PM EDT
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I'm reasonably safe in Kansas but still check to make sure no sharks are sneaking up on me just in case!
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Link Posted: 11/7/2019 4:12:20 PM EDT
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I'm reasonably safe in Kansas but still check to make sure no sharks are sneaking up on me just in case!
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Yeah, but we got big ass snapping turtles and thats enough to keep me out of Kansas waters.
Link Posted: 11/7/2019 4:22:37 PM EDT
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I thought The Great Barrier Reef was synonymous with shark attacks?

Isn't it know to have the largest number of Great White sharks as well as the biggest sharks of any ocean on the planet?

Who the fuck goes swimming in a notoriously shark infest ocean?
Link Posted: 11/7/2019 4:22:45 PM EDT
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I've had a few lucky years spearing in California without running into sharks. I'm really looking forward to freshwater spearfishing where I am the biggest baddest predator around.
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I thought I was the apex predator in my bathtub, until the day I saw the Baby Ruth bar bobbing ominously...
Link Posted: 11/7/2019 4:47:23 PM EDT
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While snorkeling, scuba diving, and spearfishing in The Bahamas the sharks didn’t really scare me, but the barracudas that would follow made me nervous as fuck.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 3:50:35 AM EDT
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I get in the ocean just to piss out all the PBR I consume.

That’s it.
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Enjoy your candiru infestation.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 3:53:20 AM EDT
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Damn nature, you scary!
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Use this one simple trick to avoid getting ate by sharks...

Don't go swimming in the ocean with sharks!



Problem solved, problem staying solved.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 3:57:09 AM EDT
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I had a real close encounter with a giant bull, while wading a flat in the keys.  Really shook me up for a few days. But I still go out when I can.

Somedays your the big spoon, somedays your the little
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I don't even get in fresh water without a knife on me.

Mostly for fishing line snags... but still.

In the ocean I'm always packing a nice POINTY knife.

And that's just for wading.

I'm not about to get in deep water. Again.

Made that mistake once. ONCE.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 3:59:48 AM EDT
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I like to boogie board at the coast. seen a few sharks while waiting for a big wave to come in.

Witnessed a couple dolphin beating the hell out of a shark about 20 yards away from me. I often wonder if those guys saved my ass that day.
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yes, they did.

Dolphins are quite intelligent.

Although they were probably saving their own young, you would have just as likely been next.

There are numerous historical examples of dolphins saving humans from various deaths.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:00:09 AM EDT
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I don't even get in fresh water without a knife on me.

Mostly for fishing line snags... but still.

In the ocean I'm always packing a nice POINTY knife.

And that's just for wading.

I'm not about to get in deep water. Again.

Made that mistake once. ONCE.
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Bull Sharks Upriver | National Geographic
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:01:49 AM EDT
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Everyone calm down. "Scientists" tell us Sharks only bite people by mistake. They think we are seals. There is no concern. The sharks are simply confused. They dont mean it. They actually like humans, just a simple misunderstanding is all. Now, everyone back in the water.
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I want to punch every scientist I've ever seen on TV who said that.

Bunch of fucking liberal morons.

The same people will tell you taht people don't kill people, guns do.

And only gun violence counts. Getting killed by a baseball bat is A-OK.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:03:49 AM EDT
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Use this one simple trick to avoid getting ate by sharks...

Don't go swimming in the ocean with sharks!



Problem solved, problem staying solved.
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Noosa River Shark Encounter (Bull Shark Attacks Our GT!!) - #MFJ
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:03:55 AM EDT
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This right here.

Getting in the water? Sure. Splash out to chest level and come back.

If God wanted me around that ecosystem he’d give me gills.
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LoL. I visit the beach. I observe the water while consuming large quantities of adult beverages. Do not enter water. Also, scope out bikinis. Fuck getting in the water.
This right here.

Getting in the water? Sure. Splash out to chest level and come back.

If God wanted me around that ecosystem he’d give me gills.
too deep.

waste high is too deep too, unless you have a spear.

Or a Grock 17 with 124gr FMJ.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:05:05 AM EDT
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I'm reasonably safe in Kansas but still check to make sure no sharks are sneaking up on me just in case!
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Just wait till the next meteor hits, and sends a tsunami around the world. You won't be looking so paranoid then.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:06:38 AM EDT
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I want to punch every scientist I've ever seen on TV who said that.

Bunch of fucking liberal morons.

The same people will tell you taht people don't kill people, guns do.

And only gun violence counts. Getting killed by a baseball bat is A-OK.
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Huge bull shark repeatedly attacks fishermen in canoe
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:10:07 AM EDT
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That’s what I’ve heard.   They take a taste and decide quickly they don’t like us.  I’m sure that helps when a fifteen foot great white has a nibble.
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Everyone calm down. "Scientists" tell us Sharks only bite people by mistake. They think we are seals. There is no concern. The sharks are simply confused. They dont mean it. They actually like humans, just a simple misunderstanding is all. Now, everyone back in the water.
That’s what I’ve heard.   They take a taste and decide quickly they don’t like us.  I’m sure that helps when a fifteen foot great white has a nibble.
no, they take a bite, then circle to let the food bleed to death. Normally humans are able to get out of the water before dying (via self rescue or help from others).

The whole "humans taste bad" is a myth perpetuated by idiot environmentalist wackos who happen to hold a B.S. degree froma community college and voted for Obama.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:11:28 AM EDT
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Glock-Fishing Underwater with the "FireFish" | 9mm Handgun Shooting Lionfish |Episode 1
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:14:05 AM EDT
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Supposedly there have been bull sharks sighted in the Mississippi river as far north as St Louis.

I spent a lot of time on the river south of memphis but the scariest thing I ever saw were big assed gar.
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I was fishing in a small creek, up to my waste, and I finally notice the 6 foot long "log" nearby was slowing moving.

GAR.

I had a Glock 17 on me.

Because Reasons.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:15:01 AM EDT
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Top 5 Largest Sharks Caught
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:18:37 AM EDT
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Use this one simple trick to avoid getting ate by sharks...

Don't go swimming in the ocean with sharks!



Problem solved, problem staying solved.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6H8aia38MQ
I've read about sharks found as far north on the Mississippi River as Minnesota.

Seems after they acclimate they can fo as far upstream as they want to.



Hell to the noes.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:21:09 AM EDT
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I would hit that fucker with my golf cart.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:21:18 AM EDT
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I want to punch every scientist I've ever seen on TV who said that.

Bunch of fucking liberal morons.

The same people will tell you taht people don't kill people, guns do.

And only gun violence counts. Getting killed by a baseball bat is A-OK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpgJKriLvUo
I'm not watching that, I still like to take a bath in my tub occasionally without having a panic attack.
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:21:50 AM EDT
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Whitetips are no fucking joke.

Diving shark attack
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What a horrific story, that was something else...
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:36:22 AM EDT
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I'm not watching that, I still like to take a bath in my tub occasionally without having a panic attack.
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You’d also have had to hit mute so 4 jackasses didn’t annoy you or make you want to punch the next guy in a canoe you saw
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 4:39:02 AM EDT
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I would hit that fucker with my golf cart.
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I think there’s some municipal code protecting him but I guess he’s the equivalent of a Lord of the Rings dragon you could joust with a cart and a 5 iron
Link Posted: 11/8/2019 5:03:15 AM EDT
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I've had a few lucky years spearing in California without running into sharks. I'm really looking forward to freshwater spearfishing where I am the biggest baddest predator around.
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Food for Thought...
Link Posted: 11/9/2019 2:36:26 AM EDT
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MMMMM, tasty.

Comically forced perspective aside, that's a big damn gator. 16 feet?
Link Posted: 11/9/2019 2:47:11 AM EDT
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Everyone calm down. "Scientists" tell us Sharks only bite people by mistake. They think we are seals. There is no concern. The sharks are simply confused. They dont mean it. They actually like humans, just a simple misunderstanding is all. Now, everyone back in the water.
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Link Posted: 11/9/2019 2:48:51 AM EDT
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In case any y'all don't know, Alligator Gar have a mouth like an alligator, and sharp, bony scaled armor plating.

They can also Breath Air for a WHILE.

It's a Dinosaur Fish. And they grow GOOD in Oklahoma.

https://www.fieldandstream.com/world-record-gar-alligator-gar-monster-huge-mississippi/

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Interesting screen shot, I had to enable a bunch of scripts just to get the page to load.

150+ lbs catfish are not unheard of too, as are tales of people getting assaulted by said catfish, or is it self defense. Freaking noodlers.
Link Posted: 11/9/2019 2:51:00 AM EDT
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In case any y'all don't know, Alligator Gar have a mouth like an alligator, and sharp, bony scaled armor plating.

They can also Breath Air for a WHILE.

It's a Dinosaur Fish. And they grow GOOD in Oklahoma.

https://www.fieldandstream.com/world-record-gar-alligator-gar-monster-huge-mississippi/

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/484974/Screenshot_2019-11-09_World_Record_Alligator_Gar_Pulled_From_Mississippi_Lake_Tangled_in_Fisherman_s_Net_png-1154496.JPG

https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/484974/Screenshot_2019-11-09_World_Record_Alligator_Gar_Pulled_From_Mississippi_Lake_Tangled_in_Fisherman_s_Net_jpg-1154497.JPG

Interesting screen shot, I had to enable a bunch of scripts just to get the page to load.

150+ lbs catfish are not unheard of too, as are tales of people getting assaulted by said catfish, or is it self defense. Freaking noodlers.
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Im brain dead tonight but there’s a guy with a tv show that travels the globe catching or searching for dangerous fish not including sharks
Link Posted: 11/9/2019 3:10:42 AM EDT
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Candice Bergen was hawt in 1975.
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