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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:20:08 AM EDT
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low budget nickmemphis thread. Not enough existential angst.

Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:22:15 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:24:47 AM EDT
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I'm a terrible cheerleader.
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You can be a good cheerleader if you have floppy tits.

You can be a good cheerleader if you have a floppy disk.


But nobody wants a cheerleader with floppy Tits and a floppy dick.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:30:09 AM EDT
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You can be a good cheerleader if you have floppy tits.

You can be a good cheerleader if you have a floppy disk.


But nobody wants a cheerleader with floppy Tits and a floppy dick.
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I'm a terrible cheerleader.
You can be a good cheerleader if you have floppy tits.

You can be a good cheerleader if you have a floppy disk.


But nobody wants a cheerleader with floppy Tits and a floppy dick.



Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:36:52 AM EDT
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Covid-19, NASA tracking asteroids approaching Earth, pending financial meltdown and I'm sitting here sipping Woodford Rye like.......

I've had enough doom and gloom for a lifetime and simply can't be bothered to care anymore.
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Here: Does it look like I give a fuck





@Fidel_Cashflow
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:42:38 AM EDT
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low budget nickmemphis thread.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 11:45:41 AM EDT
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How do you think it was during WWII????
Especially living in Europe.
Man up.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:06:57 PM EDT
[#8]
The cheerleader uniform is hanging in the closet between the nurse and the cowboy.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:11:49 PM EDT
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I’ve been way too busy to really think about it.

I’ve worked harder the last few weeks than I have in a long time.

I just want this to end so I can take a vacation.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:12:31 PM EDT
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The cheerleader uniform is hanging in the closet between the nurse and the cowboy.
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i hope those are additional uniforms and not people...
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:13:56 PM EDT
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Just sitting back waiting for my Trump Bucks. Still working though cause "I'm essential."

It will just about offset the property taxes I have to pay by month end. Relief for just about anything but that.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:15:19 PM EDT
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Day drinking, shit posting, spending $1k or more and not telling the wife; just business as usual in my house.  I still blow my nose with toilet paper too.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:18:12 PM EDT
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Day drinking, shit posting, spending $1I or more and not telling the wife; just business as usual in my house.  I still blow my nose with toilet paper too.
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:20:18 PM EDT
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You guys have actually been better behaved than I thought so far.

I'm barely through week two trapped at home and school lecturing barely lasted two hours and my kids were running barefoot around the muddy front yard and I was shooting empty beer cans out of my son's wiffle ball launcher and cracking them with a bat.

My wife came home (she still has to go to work) and lectured me on how I was doing the dishes wrong, we proceeded to a detailed discussion of who is responsible for the most spilled drinks in the frig, circled back to pick up on a few old arguments from our winter vacation and she gave me detailed instructions on what school work she thinks I should cover with our children who are still learning to add and read, I decided to not point out that I have a doctorate and could probably handle "Run Spot Run" on my own. Then I went to bed and had a dream that I was Superman arguing with Batman that I was suspicious he had kryptonite under his cowl.....
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:25:52 PM EDT
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i hope those are additional uniforms and not people...
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I thought it would be understood, but I did wonder if I should have used more words.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:27:13 PM EDT
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low budget nickmemphis thread. Not enough existential angst.

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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:29:58 PM EDT
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What if I told you the secret to it all was in fact to not give a fuck?
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:35:41 PM EDT
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Might as well start an asian gif thread...

Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:39:52 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:42:27 PM EDT
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You guys have actually been better behaved than I thought so far.

I'm barely through week two trapped at home and school lecturing barely lasted two hours and my kids were running barefoot around the muddy front yard and I was shooting empty beer cans out of my son's wiffle ball launcher and cracking them with a bat.

My wife came home (she still has to go to work) and lectured me on how I was doing the dishes wrong, we proceeded to a detailed discussion of who is responsible for the most spilled drinks in the frig, circled back to pick up on a few old arguments from our winter vacation and she gave me detailed instructions on what school work she thinks I should cover with our children who are still learning to add and read, I decided to not point out that I have a doctorate and could probably handle "Run Spot Run" on my own. Then I went to bed and had a dream that I was Superman arguing with Batman that I was suspicious he had kryptonite under his cowl.....
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That made my day.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:44:28 PM EDT
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Covid-19, NASA tracking asteroids approaching Earth, pending financial meltdown and I'm sitting here sipping Woodford Rye like.......

I've had enough doom and gloom for a lifetime and simply can't be bothered to care anymore.
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Welcome to my world.   Turn that frown upside down and enjoy all the benefits that come with not giving a shit.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:44:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:44:46 PM EDT
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YoungBloodz - If you don't give a damn, We don't give a fuck
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 12:58:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 3/27/2020 1:02:33 PM EDT
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Life is a terminal condition. It's not worth freaking out over this shit.

I like regular Woodford. Is Rye good? I've always been curious about it but have never tried it. Same for the double oaked stuff.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 1:09:00 PM EDT
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Life is a terminal condition. It's not worth freaking out over this shit.

I like regular Woodford. Is Rye good? I've always been curious about it but have never tried it. Same for the double oaked stuff.
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The rye is ok. Had a bottle sitting here since Christmas that was a gift. Bulleit rye is better IMO.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 2:15:06 PM EDT
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The rye is ok. Had a bottle sitting here since Christmas that was a gift. Bulleit rye is better IMO.
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Life is a terminal condition. It's not worth freaking out over this shit.

I like regular Woodford. Is Rye good? I've always been curious about it but have never tried it. Same for the double oaked stuff.

The rye is ok. Had a bottle sitting here since Christmas that was a gift. Bulleit rye is better IMO.


My partner loves Bulleit rye.

I'm not a rye guy.

But yeah,  Bulleit rye is better than Woodford rye. Regular Woodford is better than regular Bulleit.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 2:15:46 PM EDT
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I've been outta fucks since about 2003
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 2:20:47 PM EDT
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My partner loves Bulleit rye.

I'm not a rye guy.

But yeah,  Bulleit rye is better than Woodford rye. Regular Woodford is better than regular Bulleit.
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Life is a terminal condition. It's not worth freaking out over this shit.

I like regular Woodford. Is Rye good? I've always been curious about it but have never tried it. Same for the double oaked stuff.

The rye is ok. Had a bottle sitting here since Christmas that was a gift. Bulleit rye is better IMO.


My partner loves Bulleit rye.

I'm not a rye guy.

But yeah,  Bulleit rye is better than Woodford rye. Regular Woodford is better than regular Bulleit.


Thanks guys!
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 3:27:12 PM EDT
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My partner loves Bulleit rye.

I'm not a rye guy.

But yeah,  Bulleit rye is better than Woodford rye. Regular Woodford is better than regular Bulleit.
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Agreed on Woodford.  And I don't like Woodford's aged, or whatever the more expensive is.  Same with Jack, the plain versions of both are what I prefer.  But perhaps I have simple tastes
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 3:29:18 PM EDT
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I never give in, give up or quit.   Life is short - and rich.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 3:34:42 PM EDT
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Yeah, I'm pretty much running out of fucks.

If a roving band of horse-mounted post-apocalypse warlord marauders came by, I'd sling up the AR and join them if I got fed and could do warlord shit.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 3:40:09 PM EDT
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Yes to all but your first question. lol

For now at least. Seeing as a substantial portion of my income comes from rental properties the continuation of that status remains to be seen.
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We have rentals as well. I think that we will be okay. All of my renters are working so I don't want to hear any excuses next month.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:20:29 PM EDT
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It'll get better.

Don't get stuck in the moment.
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I was expecting zombies .
But, in the past couple of days my 401k got back like 10k out of the 40 plus I lost in a week, so that's good.  But 2020 is turning out to be a shit show of a year for sure.


It'll get better.

Don't get stuck in the moment.


So you're saying there will be zombies???
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:27:30 PM EDT
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Do you have the virus?

Do you have a roof over your head and food in your belly?

Do you have a job?

If the answer to these questions are yes, what is the problem?
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Actually, if you DO have it and get over it easily, you are now free. You now have antibodies built up and can quit worrying about this shit.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:32:00 PM EDT
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Actually, if you DO have it and get over it easily, you are now free. You now have antibodies built up and can quit worrying about this shit.
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If you get over it easily is the key phrase. In other words, if it doesn't kill you first.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:33:50 PM EDT
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is it me or does rex look like hes aged a 1000 years since the sniper 101 series (which all of you should a copy of have saved locally to your pc.)
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:34:51 PM EDT
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I did so good, went weeks without booze but this Friday night finds me sucking on a bottle of vodka again. Oh well, at least my posts will be "interesting".
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:35:42 PM EDT
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My partner loves Bulleit rye.

I'm not a rye guy.

But yeah,  Bulleit rye is better than Woodford rye. Regular Woodford is better than regular Bulleit.
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Life is a terminal condition. It's not worth freaking out over this shit.

I like regular Woodford. Is Rye good? I've always been curious about it but have never tried it. Same for the double oaked stuff.

The rye is ok. Had a bottle sitting here since Christmas that was a gift. Bulleit rye is better IMO.


My partner loves Bulleit rye.

I'm not a rye guy.

But yeah,  Bulleit rye is better than Woodford rye. Regular Woodford is better than regular Bulleit.
Bulleit hates freedom. don't drink it. we've had threads on this.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:37:31 PM EDT
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Quote Max Fenig
Good Lord. My girlfriend asked me to watch the first episode of that train wreck because some girl at work watches. I was about to eat and drinking beer and thought what the hell. That guy, based on the first episode, isn't as bad as that damn woman at Big Cat Rescue. She seems like a hypocritical lunatic.

I think I might put some money on his books for commissary and see if he wants to be pen pals..........
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Im going to try this with female murderers now that I have plenty of time on my hands.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:39:15 PM EDT
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People stress over things too much. You have absolutely zero control and worrying about it doesn't help.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 4:49:40 PM EDT
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How do you think it was during WWII????
Especially living in Europe.
Man up.
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I don’t think people would be able to handle something like that today.

Especially those that think Trump will cause the death of America. Dear god people, the country has been through wars and recessions, but because the president calls someone a name you don’t like you think it will literally end the country.
Link Posted: 3/27/2020 7:43:31 PM EDT
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The fragile ones always crack first.
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The Founding Fathers cracked a good 2 years before the steady, calm fuckers.

Sometimes running out of fucks and hoisting the black flag ain't a bad thing.
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 9:36:18 AM EDT
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So you're saying there will be zombies???
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I was expecting zombies .
But, in the past couple of days my 401k got back like 10k out of the 40 plus I lost in a week, so that's good.  But 2020 is turning out to be a shit show of a year for sure.


It'll get better.

Don't get stuck in the moment.


So you're saying there will be zombies???



Link Posted: 3/28/2020 9:43:10 AM EDT
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Yeah, have pretty much reached the IDGAF point. Tired of hearing/watching all the hand-wringing that;s going nowhere. But, but, the president's going to speak. Meh.... So here comes another contradictory contradiction that contradicts the last contradiction. Maybe. Maybe not. I don't know, but I do. Sorta. Maybe, We'll have to see
Link Posted: 3/28/2020 9:45:10 AM EDT
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Covid-19, NASA tracking asteroids approaching Earth, pending financial meltdown and I'm sitting here sipping Woodford Rye like.......

I've had enough doom and gloom for a lifetime and simply can't be bothered to care anymore.
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Sounds like your coping mechanisms are failing.

Log out. Go work out. Rub one out or something.

Link Posted: 3/28/2020 9:51:26 AM EDT
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So you're saying there will be zombies???
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I was expecting zombies .
But, in the past couple of days my 401k got back like 10k out of the 40 plus I lost in a week, so that's good.  But 2020 is turning out to be a shit show of a year for sure.


It'll get better.

Don't get stuck in the moment.


So you're saying there will be zombies???


Link Posted: 3/28/2020 10:17:17 AM EDT
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Very funny!
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