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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:11:57 AM EDT
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"OOOOOOhhhhhh, you said priva-TEERS, my bad."
Time to call in the Navy.  IN THE NAVY---VILLAGE PEOPLE, Official Music Video (1979) HD |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:17:59 AM EDT
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Havent you heard the oceans are rising, they are getting an early start on Waterworld.
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:21:45 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Havent you heard the oceans are rising, they are getting an early start on Waterworld. Newsome should really prove his dedication to combating climate change by funding floating sidewalks for the residents to crap on. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:35:04 AM EDT
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Prepare to repel boarders!
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:37:50 AM EDT
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Punishment in the royal navy for theft was 100 Lashes.
Cleaving meat from bone with the cat o nine tails has a way of focusing a man on the error of his ways. Make flogging great again. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:40:08 AM EDT
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You do know that Joe Biden's Illegal Aliens include far more Chinese and Africans than Mexicans, so a few Somali pirates shouldn't be a surprise.
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:41:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Punishment in the royal navy for theft was 100 Lashes. Cleaving meat from bone with the cat o nine tails has a way of focusing a man on the error of his ways. Make flogging great again. In San Fran? There ain't no joy in flogging a man that calls you daddy. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:42:21 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Pitates don't steal unoccupied boats. Pirates board occupied boats, take the cargo at gunpoint, force the men to walk the plank, and abscond with the women and booze. Tell that to Capt Jack Sparrow and how he stole the Interceptor. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 11:58:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Man I love old timey formality I have been doing the Mister [last name] for almost my whole Navy career. It is truly remarkable how well Sailors respond to that... and to "+&@&×[#(% fucktard×[÷& >&×*#*# @@$$++^". :D |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 12:23:23 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: And write Gov Newsom an old timey Mr. Whiskers-style request for a letter of marque. Make Piracy Privateering Again Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Do you live near SF? If so............Contact a boat owner with a yacht over 45 feet. Offer to live on their boat for free when they are not using it which is 95% of the time. Offer to protect it. You live rent free. They have security. Modern solutions to modern problems. I lived there a while back and often thought of that but theft wasn't an issue. And write Gov Newsom an old timey Mr. Whiskers-style request for a letter of marque. Make Piracy Privateering Again Honorable Mr Newsom, I write to you with a heavy heart, so please forgive my forwardness. It is with regret that I must inform you lawlessness has returned to the shores of our great state, and if left unfettered it could prove most damaging not only to our economy but the soul of the state. Therfore I humbly request for a letter of Marque, that I may confront the threat head on. Together we can preserve justice for the great land that is under your stewardship. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 12:24:07 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to crack open some fresh bottles of port and pussers and watch master and commander and then some of the hornblower series... definitely the plan now. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted:  Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to crack open some fresh bottles of port and pussers and watch master and commander and then some of the hornblower series... definitely the plan now. YES! Mister Anvil, give them a full battery out the port side. |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 12:25:52 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I have been doing the Mister [last name] for almost my whole Navy career. It is truly remarkable how well Sailors respond to that... and to "+&@&×[#(% fucktard×[÷& >&×*#*# @@$$++^". :D Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Man I love old timey formality I have been doing the Mister [last name] for almost my whole Navy career. It is truly remarkable how well Sailors respond to that... and to "+&@&×[#(% fucktard×[÷& >&×*#*# @@$$++^". :D 
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Posted: 9/1/2023 12:26:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE My best friend and I have had a standing fallback plan to be pirates on land between the lakes for 25 years now. Steal a tritoon, paint it black, make a boarding ramp, and raise hell on the wealthy transplanting hipsters ruining our Great State. Take our booty and concubines back to Whore Island that we will create... game on good sir |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 1:05:00 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: YES! Mister Anvil, give them a full battery out the port side. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to crack open some fresh bottles of port and pussers and watch master and commander and then some of the hornblower series... definitely the plan now. YES! Mister Anvil, give them a full battery out the port side. AYE AYE Mister Cat! Port side, run 'em out! Fire when you see the whites of their eyes! |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 1:05:47 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Honorable Mr Newsom, I write to you with a heavy heart, so please forgive my forwardness. It is with regret that I must inform you lawlessness has returned to the shores of our great state, and if left unfettered it could prove most damaging not only to our economy but the soul of the state. Therfore I humbly request for a letter of Marque, that I may confront the threat head on. Together we can preserve justice for the great land that is under your stewardship.  Attached File |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 2:42:16 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: AYE AYE Mister Cat! Port side, run 'em out! Fire when you see the whites of their eyes! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Okay bro, I know I shitpost a lot. But I'm being totally serious. Isn't there a part of you that wants to combat pirates while being formal on a boat? I don't know why I think it's in our blood as men. If I'm on a decent size enough boat I often will refer to other guys on the boat by Mister and it gives me a lot of joy. MISTER GOLF, CHECK THE BEER PLEASE When I woke up this morning I didn't know I was going to crack open some fresh bottles of port and pussers and watch master and commander and then some of the hornblower series... definitely the plan now. YES! Mister Anvil, give them a full battery out the port side. AYE AYE Mister Cat! Port side, run 'em out! Fire when you see the whites of their eyes! STEADY NUMBER ONE |
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Posted: 9/1/2023 3:12:30 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Ahhhrrrrr! I be Black Leather Fist, the Pirate! Prepare to be BOARDED!!! We left our homes and we left our mothers To go on a pillaging spree We’ll cut off your ears And break your toes And make you drink our pee And if you sail into our waters You best hear this decree We’ll take your boat Set your ass afloat Somalian pirates we! Around this place I think I'd expect a more Ray Stevens thing .  Ray Stevens - "The Pirate Song" (Music Video) |
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