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Posted: 1/9/2024 9:53:16 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 10:12:55 AM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 10:34:21 AM EDT

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

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And all this time I thought it was a ham sandwich choke.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:37:02 AM EDT

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You would have had to lift her gunt with a floor jack to see it

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You know damn well Mama Cass was rocking that big bush energy

You would have had to lift her gunt with a floor jack to see it

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:37:33 AM EDT

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Imagine an Elle King and THICC Kelly Clarkson threesome.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:44:28 AM EDT

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Oxymoron/the literal definition of

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:45:59 AM EDT

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I always knew she was fat but never had any interest in that group so I assumed she was just 60s era fat-----like today's chubby/overweight.

Boy, I was wrong.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:49:16 AM EDT

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I can smell it from here.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:50:13 AM EDT

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I always knew she was fat but never had any interest in that group so I assumed she was just 60s era fat-----like today's chubby/overweight.

Boy, I was wrong.

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She was uncommonly large. Makes you wonder if she had a legit medical problem to be that big. You'd have to work really hard to be that large back when our foods weren't 1/2 as calorie dense as they are now.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:58:26 AM EDT

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Wood.

Like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:59:00 AM EDT

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If she'd given that ham sammich to Karen Carpenter then they'd both be alive today.

Posted: 1/9/2024 10:59:23 AM EDT

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Nah dude. She was a whopper.

Posted: 1/9/2024 11:51:24 AM EDT

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Cass Elliott was aware John Phillips has a taste for young girls as well as having an incestuous relationship with Mackenzie phillips his daughter. Elliot shared with TV host Mike Douglas her hatred for the entire situation .

Edited Michael for Makenzie. Only one cup of coffee this am.

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Mike Douglas is the only white man who ever made me moist

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:31:24 PM EDT

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She was uncommonly large. Makes you wonder if she had a legit medical problem to be that big. You'd have to work really hard to be that large back when our foods weren't 1/2 as calorie dense as they are now.

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She had a lot of psychological problems. She was also incredibly intelligent.
I watched that show: 'The Last Hours of: ' and they covered her death.
She had all kinds of issues.

Posted: 1/9/2024 12:39:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 1:06:03 PM EDT

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If you’re fat you are not sexy.

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Far far from it

Posted: 1/9/2024 1:17:19 PM EDT

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It isn't over until the fat lady sings.

That is how we know it has been over for a long time.

Posted: 1/9/2024 1:24:33 PM EDT

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Cass had a thing for Denny Doherty, who had a thing for Michelle Phillips, who was married to John Phillips. Lot of interpersonal tension in that band.

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Cass and John were also into drugs.

After they nodded off Denny and Michelle did the wild thing a few times.

"I Saw Her Again Last Night" was a song about it.

Saw the story on VH1's Behind the Music

Posted: 1/9/2024 1:26:55 PM EDT

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How badly are you hungover from last night OP?

Posted: 1/9/2024 1:31:50 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 1:37:14 PM EDT

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Midcap have multiple accounts?

Posted: 1/9/2024 1:47:26 PM EDT

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And all this time I thought it was a ham sandwich choke.

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

And all this time I thought it was a ham sandwich choke.

I think that was an Austin Powers joke that took on a life of it's own.

Posted: 1/9/2024 1:52:26 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 1:56:38 PM EDT

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I think that was an Austin Powers joke that took on a life of it's own.

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

And all this time I thought it was a ham sandwich choke.

I think that was an Austin Powers joke that took on a life of it's own.

That goes back to the time she died in the 70's

Posted: 1/9/2024 2:03:51 PM EDT

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Woof. Hell no.

Keith Moon died in the same room she died in, four years after her. Also only 32. Weird.

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Now that's trivia worth knowing. Very weird.

Posted: 1/9/2024 2:08:32 PM EDT

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If she wore high heels she'd strike oil.

Posted: 1/9/2024 4:49:01 PM EDT

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No, she was just fat!

Posted: 1/9/2024 4:50:02 PM EDT

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Kelly lost a crap ton of weight.......she ain't your type anymore

Posted: 1/9/2024 4:50:18 PM EDT

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No.

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Yes

Posted: 1/9/2024 4:51:27 PM EDT

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Not the first by a few centuries

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Posted: 1/9/2024 4:52:41 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 4:53:38 PM EDT

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2MTbbPotwo

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Posted: 1/9/2024 4:55:31 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 5:10:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 5:39:19 PM EDT

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She had more personality and more chins than the other three, put together. Sexy? Yeah, third month stranded on a deserted island sexy, maybe.

Posted: 1/9/2024 5:42:43 PM EDT

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Absolutely nothing sexy about that.

Posted: 1/9/2024 5:43:01 PM EDT

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NO NO NO
While some heavy girls can have a pretty face, there was nothing attractive about Cass Elliot.

Posted: 1/9/2024 5:45:34 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 5:46:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 5:47:56 PM EDT

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countryboy knows how to roll

Posted: 1/9/2024 5:54:53 PM EDT

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Mamas and the papas were a bunch of weirdos

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Even the kinda-cute one had that 1000 yard stare, sometimes.

Posted: 1/9/2024 6:03:17 PM EDT

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And like many grossly obese persons, she died of a heart attack at age 32.

Great singer, but waaay too fat. About 50-100 pounds beyond the Midcap limit, btw.

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Keith Moon died in the same bedroom four years later, also at age 32.
It's as if Harry Nilsson had some good shit.

Posted: 1/9/2024 6:07:13 PM EDT

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Posted: 1/9/2024 6:16:05 PM EDT

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I can smell it from here.

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Imagine an Elle King and THICC Kelly Clarkson threesome.

I can smell it from here.

that's why you make a big shower in your house.

Posted: 1/9/2024 6:23:41 PM EDT

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Even the kinda-cute one had that 1000 yard stare, sometimes.

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Mamas and the papas were a bunch of weirdos

Even the kinda-cute one had that 1000 yard stare, sometimes.

that's when she was trippin

Posted: 1/9/2024 6:46:50 PM EDT

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Apparently the rest of the band was pretty brutal to her face about her weight.

Posted: 1/9/2024 6:51:58 PM EDT

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Fat shaming needs to make a big comeback in this Country and OP should be ashamed of himself.

Posted: 1/9/2024 6:53:09 PM EDT

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Cass had a thing for Denny Doherty, who had a thing for Michelle Phillips, who was married to John Phillips. Lot of interpersonal tension in that band.

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This!